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#i know it's not frieza but this is too cute
snackugaki · 1 year
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okay ✨FIRST✨of all, Leonardo of Clan Hamato, I’ll show you why my name is Karai🌶️🌶️🌶️
snacku tmnt au brainrot: pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | pt.4 | pt.5
... not judging what tags you guys use if you reblog but I cannot stress enough that this is all my personal tmnt au bullshit and not from Rise, of Rise, by Rise affiliated or otherwise
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marswiththestars · 4 months
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dbz boys headcanons(pt. 2)
an/ just did guys from the last one! enjoyyy🤭🤭
warnings/nun js fluff!!! 🌟🌟
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝙜𝙤𝙠𝙪 ♥
-goku don’t even take dating seriously
-like he won’t cheat on u or nun but he doesn’t understand some aspects of it and he also doesn’t get why you get mad at him for certain things such as getting hurt or fighting frieza for like the millionth time(u think frieza has a thing for goku and it makes you kinda cocky to think ab the fact he’s yours and not friezas😭)
-even though he may not be serious all the time, he does love to cuddle you and just sit with you and listen to you talk or just cuddle while watching some tv
-kinda like broly he likes to sneak up behind you when your cooking and steal some food, but you can be mad at hi, bc he’s just that cute
-he uses his cuteness to his advantage too! whenever your mad at him for more than like two second, which is like impossible, but when you are he will give puppy dog eyes and your heart will melt at the sight
-as much as he loves your cooking he is will to cook for you if you ask him too
-when he comes home from fighting or training he will go over to you pick you up and just hold you, and you basically become putty in his arms when he does this!
-he’s not the jealous type until someone becomes too touchy with you then he will give them the same look that vegeta gives of ‘I will kill you if you keep being touchy’
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤 ♥
-first off, that gif?!?😭😭
-piccolo is a very cold person in public but when you get home he will be the most clingy cuddly guy there is.
-he ABSOLUTELY LOVES TO BE THE LIL SPOON, but if he’s the big spoon he won’t complain, he still likes to hold you
-since he’s so tall when he picks you up it feels live ur floating midair bc your so small compared to him(unless ur over 7 feet talll, and if u are, GOD DAYUM)
-he doesn’t really understand human things like sitting for hours watching tv but he will do it as long as he can cuddle u :)
-if he comes home hurt, he will start apologizing so because he knows how much you will worry about him and how much you will want to clean him up and get home to bed
-if your mad at him he will give you this pouty face and absolutely love it so, but if it’s vice versa he will be so mean to you! He will literally ignore your text, calls, hugs, anything and it makes you so sad. luckily though he won’t be mad at you for more than like 1 day
-also he’s a great listener, so if you had a hard day you can vent to him and he will comfort you so
—————————————————————————————————— an/ hope you guys enjoyed pt 2! ima make spicy ones next so hold on pls! Alr bye ily guys sm<3
-mar
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paganminiskirt · 2 months
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Like Frieza and Vegeta’s relationship was absolutely abusive and exploitative from start to finish but I think people write it wrong. Well not wrong, just in a way that I personally believe removes the deeper horror in favor of an easy depiction of what a relationship like that looks like. He’s not getting strung up and whipped or locked in a cell to cry, he’s getting his chin scratched by a person who uprooted him from everything he had ever known on a whim and destroyed the culture upon which he founded his most nascent sense of identity. And that person is only keeping him alive because despite it all, he’s useful, and kind of cute, especially now that all the other Saiyans are dead. Vegeta’s a small child being made to commit atrocities for profit an amusing little novelty, still using the honorifics & regurgitating the legends of a planet that’s been obliterated. DBS is not a perfect sequel by any means but it did this part so, so well. “All hail Vegeta, prince of no one.” “I always thought you shined the brightest when you were serving as my pet.”
Sickening, yes? And the intimacy is the worst part, the realization that Frieza seems to favor him; seems to like him. Who knows, maybe Vegeta reminded him of himself at some ancient, half-forgotten stage of life. King Cold did drop him like a hot potato as soon as he was proven weaker than Trunks. Maybe that’s the whole reason he made King Vegeta give up his kid in the first place. Frieza’s relationship with his father is shallow and dependent entirely on his value as a soldier, the underlying cruelty of which they’ve both silently agreed to use superfluous affection to cover up? Fine. He’s gonna make the Saiyan king give up his own militarized child prince. He’s gonna strip away the cultural justifications for what he’s doing to his son by making him treat it like the cold, spineless profiteering that it always was. He’s gonna rub it in.
But hey, he’s not mad at the kid. It was his dad who got too big for the barrel. Vegeta is still serving his purpose, Vegeta is still being good. Why wouldn’t Frieza treat him in accordance with his “station,” even after it’s been rendered an empty title because of him. All he has to do is keep spinning the wheel on the Cold Empire, vomiting out violence into the endless vacuum of space & never getting too uppity about his dead father or dead planet or about the fact that, even when reduced to the most baseline level of childish narcissism, the state which this arrangement has emotionally stunted him into maintaining well into adulthood, he never actually wanted any of this. He didn’t want to leave Planet Vegeta! He didn’t want to grow up surrounded by strangers! He didn’t want to have no claim over anything he ever achieved! He wanted to work for himself! It wasn’t his choice!!! For all of Vegeta’s dickswinging and hierarchy and “pride,” he is so, so helpless, “like a tiny insect glowing in a jar,” as Frieza so helpfully summarized for us. Overcorrection layered on overcorrection layered on overcorrection layered on desperate, screeching fear and sadness and shame. Blow up a planet. Nuke a city. Wipe out a village. Fix It Again, Tony.
And that viciously indulgent cruelty that Vegeta used to comfort himself as he grew into a man is only emphasized by how blasé Frieza appears to be about the whole thing. He’s calm. He’s secure. He spends half the arc sitting down, just watching. He’s what Vegeta was in the first part of the Saiyan saga, and he slowly turns into what Vegeta slowly turned into in the second part of the Saiyan saga. An addled, wounded, unthinking mess, trying to put their self image back together as someone else’s superior ability causes it to crumble. Frieza was scared of the super saiyan. Under all that collected ambivalence, that whole time, he was scared.
Vegeta is Frieza’s heir. As gross as that incongruent, unwanted warmth is to witness, Frieza succeeded in establishing influence over & connection between himself and the child he orphaned. And the process of healing from that relationship involves Vegeta going back to square one and having to acquiesce to another foreign, combat oriented culture populated by vaguely hostile strangers. He gets new clothes. He gets a new place to train. He gets new tasks to perform. He gets called cute.
Like. It’s not physical torture, at least not as we usually imagine it. It’s this slow poisoning of a person’s ability to trust and connect with others, a process which is gussied up by regular assertions of fondness, so casual & consistent that you have to actively remind yourself that the guy who’s doing it sees Vegeta as a literal subhuman, and is only being good to him the way you’d be good to a valued piece of property. He tortured him to death, but he still thinks he was a good pet. Vegeta’s life was Frieza’s to end, but his feats of wanton destruction were also his to be proud of.
That’s the whole reason why Vegeta’s character development was slow, ugly and recidivist. Because it was his knowledge of how to grow, of how to exist any other way, that Frieza intentionally eroded for his own selfish, petty gain. And for a relationship between a man with a monkey tail and his pink-skinned alien overlord, the most uncomfortable part about the dynamic is that it’s realistic. Common, even.
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friezaglasiencold · 4 months
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I know this might be out of the blue (and this somehow turned into a ask Algid blog ) but this is a question for Yamcha
What do YOU like about Frieza or what draw you towards him
(Since ya know he’s a villain)
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Hey, it's me. Told Frieza to look away until I post this, haha. He gave me the computer and just said 'go nuts,' so that's a good sign? I'll put it under a cut, cause I'm probably gonna go long, and there's a good chance I'll get a little sentimental. I know he's not into that stuff, so I don't wanna clog up his blog with it.
I haven't gotten the chance to talk about this, really, since the guys don't approve of us 'being together' and all--for obvious reasons--so, I guess first I gotta thank you for asking! It means a lot that you'd think about that, or be worried about that, or whatever. Because, yeah, he is a villain, and it's a pretty big deal.
I know he's a really bad person, basically as bad as it gets (he's kind of like if you put a bunch of real estate scumbags in a blender and then poured the result into a really sexy cup, and then that sexy cup had anger issues??), but there's a lot there that I think maybe nobody's ever seen before, or cared to look for, or maybe he's just never wanted to show to anybody...
For one, I just think he's really cute! Like, not even in a sex way. He's just cute. He does this thing with his face when he's thinking really hard where he'll scrunch up his nose and totally zone out. I don't think he notices it, but he does a lot of stuff with his tail, too. It's pretty easy to tell how he's feeling once you get used to reading him, and if he's in a good mood it, like, wiggles? Not wagging, not like a dog or anything, but almost like one of those wacky inflatable tube dudes. And I know this isn't really a "good" thing, but when he's frustrated with something, he stews about it, and crosses his arms and stomps around for a while, and he'll go on these little tirades about stuff that doesn't matter, and it's adorable how into it he gets. He's pretty easy to tease.
And he's really smart. Genuinely totally on the ball. Not the kind of guy you'd come to to vent or something, but if you give him a problem he'll hand you a solution in, like, ten seconds.
I'm always discovering new things about him, too, like these skills or hobbies he has that he doesn't even think are worth mentioning... he's killer at the violin, and he's a really good singer, and he likes to do all these little creative projects when people aren't looking. I think whatever he sets his mind to he just does, and I like that in a person. It's part of why I got with Bulma all those years back--she was really headstrong, just like he is. I'm into the type who knows what they want and who they are and stays honest about that.
Frieza's a lot less dramatic about it than she was, though. He'll do something, and he won't like, get all up in your face and start wagging a finger about it. He just does it, and then tells you it's done if you notice, because he's pretty used to being solitary, so he's not a needy kind of guy. As long as you give him what he wants, you're basically golden.
He's really up front about it, too. Who he is, I mean. He's never pulled any punches with me, or lied, or given me the runaround. He sat me down and said look, Yamcha, this is what my deal is, and this is what I'm looking for, and if you're interested we can make arrangements. I like that I know what I'm getting into, y'know? Like, yeah, it's a little disappointing that he's not into the idea of marriage, but we haven't been dating long, and there's always time down the line if we wind up staying together. What I'm really surprised about, though, is that even if we didn't, I think I'd still wanna be friends? Which isn't the kind of thing you'd normally think about with Frieza. I know Vegeta would flip his lid if he heard me say that.
There's a ton more I could talk about, but I don't want to wind up writing a novel, so I'll just end it on this:
He's a bad person, yeah, and there's stuff I've gotta talk with him about if we wind up making this a permanent thing, but a lot of my friends started out as bad people, including me. I can say for a fact, though, that he's got a heart in there somewhere, even if nobody else thinks that's true. I've seen these little glimpses of it, and it makes me really happy, and I wanna keep seeing it. That make sense?
I hope so.
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teenandbeyond · 1 year
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Hi, can I request some dbz characters (I don't know who to choose lol) with the prompt "who hurt you?" Where the reader has some cuts and bruises, and a black eye, and they're trying not cry because they're hurt and embarrassed from falling down the stairs 😅 I fell down the stairs, was hurt and embarrassed, I bruised my back and my legs, but toughed it out at work 💪😎😭
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Stairs, my nemesis (DBS or Dragonball Super)
Warning(s): Injury(Is there really a need to warn?)
You get embarrassed from falling down the stairs and getting injured, your love makes you feel better, though.
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Broly
You averted eye contact in embarrassment as Broly cupped your cheeks gently.
He frowns are he notices your eyes glittering with unshed tears.
“What happened? Did someone do this?”
“N-no…”
“Then…what happened?”
“It’s embarrassing,” you lowered your head.
“You can tell me.”
“I—I fell down the stairs,” you rushed out.
He titled his head, “How?”
“I was holding that ball you always tell me not to carry because it’s too heavy. I thought I could carry it…but, well…”
He smiled, “Cute.”
“I’m not cute!”
“You are.”
“I’m hardly cute right now, I’m all busted up.”
He gently pecked your lips, his smile widening when you averted your gaze again.
You were utterly flustered.
“Now you are cute. Want me to give them all kisses, too?” he observed the scrapes and bruises along your body.
 
Piccolo
“[Name]? What did you do?”
“You see—This gang, well, ganged up on me! I fought them all off, though—”
He scoffed, rolling his eyes as he ate his water, “You’re lying, I can hear your heart, idiot.”
You hang your head, “I…fell at Bulma’s house.”
“Why didn’t you just say that?”
“Because it’s embarrassing! Who wants to tell someone they got all this from falling down stairs?”
He opened an arm in offering, which you gladly took, snuggling into the safety of his cocoon-like hold.
“We’ll get you some Senzu beans later, okay?”
“Okay,” you leaned against an arm.
“Get some rest for now.”
“Can I stay here with you?”
“…Yeah, I won’t move.”
 
Vegeta
“Did Kakarot do this?!”
“What?”
“I should kill him for doing this to you! I told him to stop harassing you about sparring!” he growled.
“Vegeta—”
“That idiot went too far--!”
“Vegeta! Listen!”
He paused in the middle of putting on his shoes, “What?”
“Goku didn’t do this. So, don’t go trying to kill him.”
“Then who did?”
You looked down, “The…”
“The what? Speak louder, dear.”
“The…stairs…”
“…”
You expected laughter.
“Vegeta?”
He walked off, making you frown.
“Are you that amused by my clumsiness? You could at least say something.”
“Shut up and sit down on the bed,” he called from the bathroom.
With furrowed brows, you obliged, fighting to hide a smile when he retuned with a first-aid kit.
“I’m not a complete ass,” he muttered, kneeling in front of you to put ointment of your cuts first.
 
Goku
“Oh my gosh! [Name]! What happened?!” he gaped as you opened the door.
“Well—”
“Did Vegeta do this?” he suddenly frowned.
The unexpectedly dark expression stunned you, “I—Uh, no. This has nothing to do with him.”
“Good,” he smiled brightly, “Then what happened, sweetheart?”
“Umm…”
How could you explain this and still keep dignity?
He looked at you so warmly…you couldn’t lie to that face.
“I fell down the stairs earlier.”
“I see. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you.”
You snorted, “You can’t always protect me from the stairs, Goku.”
“I know. But it still sucks—Hey, why don’t I make you something good to eat?” he offered a goofy grin.
 
Frieza
“Which pathetic slime ball do I have to kill?”
“What?”
“Who dared to do that to you?” his gaze flickered over your form.
“It wasn’t a person, it was the…stairs…”
“The stairs?”
“Yes.”
“The…stairs?”
“Yes?”
His shoulders shook in laughter.
“It’s not funny! I’m already embarrassed enough…”
Then as he lifted his head, you saw he wasn’t smiling in amusement.
“I’ll return promptly, I must find whoever made those stairs.”
“Wait, Frieza—”
 
F. Trunks
“What happened?  Who hurt you? Are you crying?”
“Not yet…”
“Who did this?” He lifted your head from your hands.
Ah, he looked like he wanted to hold you close forever and pummel someone at the same time.
“Nobody hurt me. I just fell down the stairs…I feel like a clumsy baby deer.”
“Oh, let me get you some ice.”
You yelp is surprise as he easily picked you up, gently avoiding the bruised areas.
“I thought you said you’d get me ice!”
“I am, but I’m not leaving you there.”
He sat you on the counter, before digging in the freezer for some ice.
 
Beerus
“You fell down the stairs?”
“Yes, Beerus. I told you this three times now.”
“Hm.”
“Go ahead and laugh—”
“These stairs must be destroyed, direct me to them, so I can obliterate them,” he crossed his arms.
“Why?”
“Because they dared to let my [Name] fall. They shall fall beneath me, now.”
 
Gohan
“I uh…fell down the stairs.”
In a blur, you had an ice pack in your hand, you were on the couch wrapped in a blanket, and Gohan was fixing up your other wounds.
“Uh…”
“You need to be more careful…seeing you hurt breaks my heart, [Name].”
 
Yamcha
“Really?”
“Yes, I promise that’s what happened…even though it’s embarrassing.”
“My poor [Name],” he covered you in kisses until you couldn’t help but laugh.
“Yamcha, that tickles!”
“I was hoping I could heal all your wounds with my love, it’s the best medicine!”
“Oh, yes. I feel better already,” you smiled, running a hand through his hair.
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floating-mid-air · 4 months
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The Princess of all Saiyans
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Welcome back everyone. And welcome to anyone new. I'm back… yet again. New year… I won't say it again. I jinxed myself last year. As always, DM's/Comments are always open if you have any comments, questions, or concerns. I'd also like to thank everyone for the constant support. It means a lot.
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Chapter 16
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Gohan rushes over to your side with Krillin in tow. "Wow, Y/N. You really held your own against Frieza. I'm impressed." Krillin praises you.
"Ya, it was so cool!" Gohan exclaims. "I had no idea you were that strong."
"And talk about that transformation." Krillin continues to fawn over your brief display of abilities. "It was unreal."
"I lost." You scowl at the pair in disgust. You swear there's something psychologically wrong with them. This isn't the first time you've seen them praise failure. It's one of their many odd behaviors that you've managed to observe.
Kakarot and Frieza stand mere inches apart, sizing each other up. You never thought this day would come. You've been reduced to nothing more than one of Kakarot's accessories. You feel ill. Piccolo turns to the others, a hint of concern in his voice. "All four of us need to get out of here and go somewhere safe. Quickly."
Gohan and Krillin nod at the Namekian. "Get him, dad! Make him pay for what he did!" It's kinda cute how much the boy admires his father. In a way, it reminds you of the way Vegeta was with your own. Obviously, your brother was far less endearing.
Now, you all stand much farther away. Well, the other three stand. You don't have the energy. Damn, going Super Saiyan is a real energy drainer. "I'm quite surprised." Frieza chuckles with a hint of amusement in his voice.
"And why's that?" Goku asks.
"I've never seen Y/N so fond of someone before." Frieza's gaze jumps from you to Kakarot. "Lord knows Jeice tried."
"That weird little red guy?" Goku looks back, his eyes locking on you. You meet his gaze, glaring daggers at him. "I don't think she likes me that much." He chuckles, turning back to Frieza.
"I differ. Not even her precious Raditz would've gotten away with a stunt like that. I'm surprised she even allowed you to hold her."
"What are they talking about?" Gohan turns to Krillin, who just shrugs. Piccolo, however, has a faint smirk dancing on his lips. You've heard that Namkeians have a heightened sense of hearing. So whatever Frieza and that buffoon are discussing, it must be amusing enough to put a momentary pause on the Namkeian's brooding.
The epic battle between Goku and Frieza begins. They trade blows back and forth, creating rubble across the terrain as they go. You want nothing more than to watch Kakarot wipe the floor with that monster, but you're struggling. You can barely keep your eyes open. So much has happened today. You're both physically and mentally drained. "Y/N?" Gohan turns to you. "Are you alright?"
"Never better." You faintly grin at him.
"Maybe we should get her back to the ship." Krillin looks at Gohan skeptically.
"Touch me, and you won't have to worry about Frieza. I'll end you myself." Krillin gulps, diverting his gaze back onto the battlefield. Even injured, the human is still terrified of you. It's comforting.
Frieza manages to get the upper hand on Goku, knocking the Saiyan into the water. Far too much time for comfort passes. Something's off. You try to focus on his energy, yet you come up flat. You must be weaker than you thought. Maybe Kakarot came up somewhere else? Adrenaline kicks in. You hop up onto your feet without a second thought. "You shouldn't be standing!" The brat scolds you, rushing to your side. "You're too weak."
"This isn't right," Krillin mutters. "Goku should've come up for air by now."
"He's fine. I've been tracking his energy." Gohan assures him as he supports your weight, desperately trying to get you to sit back down. "You heard that right, Y/N. My dad is fine. You don't need to worry about him, alright."
"I'm not worried about Kakarot." You scoff. "If your idiot father insists on getting himself killed, so be it."
"You don't have to say it. I know you care. If you didn't, you would've left already." You grimace, your eyes locking back onto the water. If Kakarot's still under there, he must have a plan. But then again, it's Kakarot. From what you've been able to understand, his plans don't ever seem to have much consistency.
What the hell? The large body of water begins to illuminate. You're not very familiar with Namek's aquatic life, but you're pretty sure none of the creatures here glow. Three balls of energy shoot out of the water. Collectively striking Frieza and knocking him down. Wow. Kakarot may be smarter than you give him credit for. Though you'd never say that to his face. 
However, Frieza isn't down for long, quickly jumping back onto his feet. With ease Frieza, lifts a boulder the size of a small island. He tosses the rock into the air, shooting it straight at Goku. The Saiyan manages to catch it. But struggles with the sheer mass of the bolder. He's pushed into another mountain, trapping him between the terrain.
Not even a second passes before Goku shoots a beam, the rock fracturing around him. Allowing the man to easily escape. "You fell for it!" Frieza laughs manically.
Frieza's trapped Kakarot in some sort of bubble. You didn't know the freak had an ability like that. He kicks Goku back and forth as if he was a ball. You'd probably find this situation amusing if this was anyone other than Frieza. The pair continue to go back and forth, causing the whole planet to shake.
The winds pick up, causing their audience to be blown back. You and Piccolo managed to maintain your center of gravity, but the other two went flying. Krillin grabs onto a tree, and Piccolo grabs Gohan by the fabric of his attire. "They're causing an earthquake?" Krillin shouts, clinging onto the tree for dear life.
"But we're not on Earth... so is it still called an earthquake? Maybe it's called a namekquake?" Gohan chuckles.
"I don't think the technicalities really matter right now, Gohan!" Krllin tightens his grip. "Especially if we all die!" The planet stills, causing Krillin to land flat on his face. You laugh at his incompetence. How the hell has he even survived this long? It must be because of the Dragon Balls.
"That's not even the half of it. Frieza could destroy this planet in one blast if he wanted to. He certainly has the power." Piccolo says, his stoic expression not wavering.
"So he's just toying with us?" Krillin glances at Frieza through his peripheral vision. "That bastard."
"He's having fun with Kakarot." You scoff. "We're just a bonus."
Gohan frowns, furrowing his brows. "I-Is my dad gonna be okay?"
"Frieza's not the only one holding back." Piccolo's gaze moves onto Goku. "Look for yourselves."
"Dad!" The boy chuckles. The Namekian may be correct, but you've heard the rumors about Frieza. And if there's any validity to them, this isn't even a speck of Frieza's true power.
Your eyes wander around the rubble of Namek, and you see something... well, someone. For a split second, you thought it was Vegeta. But their build is shorter and far too slim. The name pops into your mind sooner than you'd care to admit. Tarble? You feel as if you're falling further and further into a bottomless abyss.
Your brother is dead... both of them are. Tarble's been dead for years. There's no way he survived in space all on his own. And if the slim chance he did, this would be the last place he'd be. He would never actively look for a fight or put himself in danger. He was always far too timid, far too afraid. Back on your home planet, people would refer to him as your shadow. Wherever you were, Tarble was just two steps behind. Just like... your shadow. You try not to think about him much. But once in a blue moon, thoughts of him slip into your mind. You can't help it.
"Y/N?" Gohan looks at you, concern shining in his eyes. "Are you okay?"
"You look like you've seen a ghost." Krillin's expression mirrors Gohan's.
"Ya, it's nothing." You shake your head, squinting your eyes. "I just
 thought I saw something."
"What did you see?" Gohan turns his head in the direction you were fixated on, only to find nothing.
"I'm just delirious. My eyes are playing tricks on me." You close your eyes, massaging your temples. And just like that, the image is gone. You're losing what's left of your mind.
"Are you sure?" Krillin asks. You nod, not wanting to spend another second on this topic. You direct your attention back onto the battle.
As the battle continues, you hear a motor of some kind. It's heading straight for you. Your head darts towards the source. It's the Earth woman on some sort of pink vehicle. Has she lost her damn mind? She jumps onto the ground, landing in a v-shaped pose. "A perfect ten!" Her voice is more gravelly than you remember. Wait a second. You'd recognize that dorky pose anywhere... It's Ginyu.
"Bulma!" Krillin yelps. "What are you doing here? Do you have any idea how dangerous this place is?" 'Bulma' has his back turned to him, seemingly not listening to a thing he says. You doubt Ginyu even knows her name. "Bulma? Are you even listening to me?"
"Huh? Who's that?" You were right. That fool took her body without even learning her name. Oh, this is great. You begin to laugh hysterically, wiping tears from your eyes. After the day you've had, you really needed this.
"Y/N? What's so funny?" Gohan asks.
"This is the best thing to ever happen on this damn planet. It's so amusing that it hurts." You grab your stomach, wincing in pain from laughing so hard.
"Bulma, you can't be here!" Krillin scolds the false Bulma. "Goku and Frieza are having it out. You need to find somewhere to hide."
"Really?" 'Bulma' jumps up in excitement, moving closer to the direction of the battle.
"Hold on!" Krillin shouts. "Don't just waltz over there. It's too dangerous."
"Lord Frieza in his ultimate form." Ginyu looks on in awe, fangirling over his boss. "Wow. It's magnificent! Frieza's body is reacting to the Saiyan's power!"
Gohan and Krillin share a look. "Bulma?"
A frog leaps in front of Gohan, jumping into his arms. The animal attempts to communicate with him. Making several croaking sounds and lots of gestures. Wait. If Ginyu is in Bulma's body, then Bulma must be... she's the damn frog! Oh, if only Raditz could see this. He'd get a kick out of it. You can practically hear his brash laughter ringing in your ears.
Gohan's eyes widen. "I get it now. You're that Ginyu guy. It's beyond dangerous out here, little buddy. If I were you, I'd find a nice sturdy rock to climb under."
"This is bad," As you watch the battle, Piccolo speaks for the first time in a while. "The gap between their strength is widening."
"It... It can't be." Krillin and Gohan share an uneasy look as Bulma laughs maniacally.
"Bulma?" Krillin questions again, this time more concerned than ever.
"His Lordship Frieza does not disappoint. Victory is his."
"Enough of this. Who are you?" Piccolo questions. Looks like one of the members of Team Kakarot has finally caught on.
"Cap--" Ginyu's hands fling over his mouth, stopping him from finishing his sentence. He struggles to pose in the unfamiliar feminine frame. But quickly, he maneuvers into a fighting stance. His attention concentrated on the Namekian.
"Look out, Piccolo!" Krillin shouts. Unfortunately for Piccolo, the warning comes just a second too late.
"Change now!"
"Head's up!" Gohan shouts, tossing the frog-morphed human straight into the line of fire.
Once the blinding light disperses, everyone's eyes lock on Bulma. Who's standing there frozen in shock. Which means Ginyu must be... You look down to the floor and catch the frog scampering away. You shake your head and snicker. What a coward.
"That was a close one, huh?" Gohan chuckles.
"Ya... If I only knew what happened." The Namekian scratches his head. He seems a bit dazed.
"I'm back! Inner and outer beauty are in perfect harmony once again!" The woman jumps around in pure joy. You'd think being a slimy frog, even just for a few minutes, would've taught her a lesson about vanity. Looks like she hasn't learned a damn thing.
"We're all overjoyed for you. But look, you need to get out of here and find someplace to hide. This is the absolute last place you want---" A harsh gust of wind interrupts Krillin, blasting Bulma back.
Gohan gasps. "Bulma!"
"Save me!" The woman shouts as she's flung up into the air out of view."
You watch in horror as Frieza splits the ground in two, carving a massive trench in the landscape. It extends as far as your eyes can see, even through the waters. You always knew Frieza was the most powerful being you've ever encountered. Yet, this is the first time you've ever contemplated the level of strength he truly possesses. Because viewing him as the strongest being you've ever met is no longer sufficient enough.
"Did that really just happen? This is starting to seem like a one-sided fight." Krillin comments.
"Of course it does. Frieza is stronger than any of us could've even prepared for. The look on Y/N's face should tell you all you need to know. I don't think even she anticipated this." The other two turn to you as Piccolo speaks. The look of dismay clear across your features. "There's nothing else we can do now. He's just too powerful." You never thought you'd see it. It's as if the Namekian has given up entirely. He seems different than he was on Earth. You can't exactly put your finger on it, but something has changed.
The battle, more appropriately labeled as Kakarot's beating, continues. Frieza smacks him around like he's nothing. You watch as Frieza holds Kakarot underwater with only a single limb. That's not good. If Kakarot is so weak that that's all it takes to drown him, you're all in trouble.
For every second that tics on, you have less and less hope. Your mind filling with possible contingency plans for after Kakarot's demise. But not a single one is up to par. And just when you thought Kakarot was down for the count, he comes shooting up from the water. His voice booming louder than ever.
Gohan and Krillin cheer, shouting words of encouragement as they watch in awe. "For Gohan, everyone on Earth, and the future of Namek. I'm not about to give up!" Goku shouts as red energy engulfs his body.
You gasp as he goes right back at Frieza like the last few minutes never happened. If you ignore the whole selfless hero thing, you'd say you're impressed with his resilience. Goku uses the Kaio-Ken technique on Frieza. Frankly, you were impressed with its sheer power. Once the blinding light disappears, your vision clears once again.
And no surprises here; Frieza hasn't moved an inch despite the brute force Kakarot used. To the untrained eye, you'd think that little stunt had no effect on him. Unlucky for you, you're very well versed in Frieza's mannerisms.
"There's no way... Goku put everything he had into that. So how is Frieza still floating there with barely a scratch on him?" Krillin questions in utter disbelief.
"Dad's energy dropped like a rock..."
"There's no way someone this powerful exists." That human is sure shocked a lot. You think he'd learn by now.
"Goku's finished." Piccolo scoffs. "Guess that lunatic King Kai was right. We should've listened when he told us to avoid a monster like Frieza."
"Frieza's off," You speak in almost a whisper, your sights locked on the man. He's relatively unscathed. There's barely a scratch on him, only a few nicks. But you can tell. The slight spasm of his extended hand, almost as if he was shaking. Mixed with his eyes. His eyes give it all away. The twitching mixed with something you thought you'd never see from Frieza. Fear. A being has never come that close to scathing him before.
Three heads dart in your direction. "What do you mean?" Krillin asks you. "He's fine. That blast did nothing to him."
"You don't know Frieza like I do." You chuckle. "Out of the many years I've worked under that snake, not once have I seen him look like that. His physical condition may be fine, but mentally he's off." Frieza's fear is quickly replaced with a much more familiar emotion. Pure rage.
You watch as Frieza knocks the man down. And he continues to pummel Goku into the ground. "Wow. Kakarot's really gotten him all worked up."
"Dad, no!" Gohan tries to run out to his father, but Piccolo grabs his cape, restraining the boy in place.
"You might as well send Y/N back out here!" Frieza mocks. "Even in her injured state, she'd put up a better fight!" He's not wrong. You'd never give up like that. It's pathetic.
"I'm ashamed to even call you a Saiyan, Kakarot!" You shout as Frieza's beating of your fellow Saiyan continues.
"I can't take this anymore!" Gohan shouts. "I can't just stand here. I have to help him!"
"No." Piccolo, yet again, stops Gohan from running into the line of fire.
"But... Dad will die if I don't!"
"He'll die if you do too." You scoff. "You'd only be prolonging the inevitable... and I doubt it would be for long. We're all going to be slaughtered today. I say, if the boy wants to die sooner, let him."
"Don't listen to her. Goku has something up his sleeve. I can tell." Piccolo assures the boy. "But he has such little power left. I have no idea what it could be." Kakarot looks as if he's posing. Maybe he got possessed by Ginyu again. You chuckle to yourself at the thought.
"A spirit bomb!" Krillin abruptly shouts. "It's a special last-ditch move he picked up from King Kai. It gathers all the energy from everything around. The grass, trees, even us. Everything that has a life force."
"But how?" Gohan eyes the older man skeptically. "This place doesn't look like it has much life left."
"I know, but just look down there. It's not like he has many options." He notices the look of concern across Gohan's features, quickly throwing an arm around him. "Besides, your dad knows more about it than us. I bet he'll make it work."
"Oh, yes. Let's just blindly put our faith in Kakarot. When has that strategy ever failed you before?" You sarcastically mumble. "I'm not a gambler when it comes to my life. And if I was, my money's on Frieza."
"Do you always have to be so negative?" Krillin cranes his neck in your direction, his displeasure with you apparent.
"I'll start being more positive when---" And just like that, an idea pops into your head. "Wait. So the more energy Kakarot can get, the better?" Your energy increases significantly in your newly unlocked form. So, if this spirit bomb works as Krillin claims, your new form could still be an asset against Frieza.
"Exactly." Krillin narrows his eyes at you. "Why?" Without a word, you stand back up. You crack your neck, getting into a better stance. "Are you sure that's a good idea? Cause a few minutes ago, you could barely stand without Gohan's help."
You smirk. "I'll be fine, human." You start to scream in a desperate attempt to replicate your original transformation. It's much easier to do than the last time. It's different from the Great Ape one that you're so used to. That one you were born with and had to learn to control. This one you had to unlock. You quickly transform. Your hair changing into a yellow hue, and your eyes glow. You're the Great Super Saiyan again. Now that you're not using it directly in battle, it's less impressive than you imagined as a child. It's sort of anti-climactic. You just need to hold this form as long as possible and hope your body doesn't give out.
Gohan and Krillin stare at you in confusion, but the Namekian chuckles. "Smart." Out of all of Kakarot's little friends, you suppose the Namekian is the most tolerable. Well, he's at least the most intelligent.
"I doubt it will do much." You roll your eyes before moving your gaze back to the battlefield. You can't lie. You do enjoy the look of bewilderment on Frieza's face.
After a few moments, the Namkeian looks around. "What the hell am I sensing?"
Krillin looks up at him. "Like I said---"
All three of you turn to Gohan, who's gazing at the sky in dismay. "The spirit bomb..." The three of you look up, finally seeing what Gohan does. You've never seen a ball of energy that size. Not even when you were flipping planets.
"That can't be it..." Krillin gulps. "It's gigantic."
"Damn." You shake your head. "Well, I guess I'd rather die by Kakarot's hands than Frieza's."
"By the look on your face, Krillin. I'm assuming this one is exceptional." Piccolo looks over to the human.
"The one on Earth wasn't even half that size. He must be collecting energy from all over the universe!"
"Frieza hasn't caught on yet," Piccolo announces. "Why doesn't he use that thing while he has the upper hand?"
"It must not be enough to... you know..." Krillin trails.
"You can say kill. It's not a bad word." You snarl. "You had no problem with it when you tried to murder my brother back on Earth."
"Come on, Dad!" You can hear Gohan shout as you glare at Krillin. "Hit him with everything you got!"
"How long do you intend to just stand there?" Frieza shouts, irritation evident in his voice.
"You know." Goku lets out a breathy chuckle. "That's a very good question." You adore watching the way Kakarot gets under Freieza's skin. Kakarot's antics sure are amusing when you're not the one being subjected to them.
You watch as Freiza twitches before knocking Kakarot back. "Oh, no!" Krillin shouts. "He caught on."
"No, Krillin. I don't think he did."
"The Namekian is right." You grin. "Kakarot's just pissing him off." Goku stands up, returning to his pose. Which only enrages Frieza more.
"I'm not going to ask you again." Frieza continues attacking him. Goku simply ignores his request, going back into the same stance. Your invasive laughter echoes throughout the remnants of the planet as Kakarot's beating counties.
The other three watch in horror with the occasional glance of disbelief at you. "Krillin, Gohan. Transfer any power you can spare to me. Quickly." The pair begin to give their remaining energy to the Namekian.
"What about Y/N?" Gohan asks.
"Right now. I think all of her energy is concentrated on keeping her transformation active." Piccolo chuckles. "Both of your energy will be plenty for what I have in mind. Don't worry."
"What's the big rush, Frieza?" Goku chuckles. "You're so impatient." Moments like this make it clear that there's still some Saiyan left in Kakarot. It might be the only thing attractive about him.
"You dare mock me, ape!" Frieza creates a large blast with his hand. Knocking Goku back further, sending him flying into the water.
"You two!" Piccolo shouts. "Pay no attention to what's going on down there. Just focus your energy." You do wonder what the Namekian has in mind. Neither of those earthlings have much power left. So, it can't be anything too powerful.
"This should be enough." Piccolo shoos them away. "Now listen here and listen well. None of you are to involve yourselves, understand? This is my fight and my fight alone." You scoff. It's like Vegeta never died.
"But---" Before Gohan can raise any opposition, the Namekian shuts him down.
"You'd only get in my way. You gave me all your remaining energy."
As Piccolo leaves the rest of you, Gohan speaks up again. "We can't just let him do this. He'll get himself killed."
"He's not trying to go after Frieza." You chuckle. "He's going to attempt to buy Kakarot sometime. It's a suicide mission... and he knows it."
"We can't just let him---"
"Then what's your plan?" You scoff. "You need to stop jumping the gun. I used to be just like that, too. You're gonna get yourself killed if you keep this up. How would your death help the Namekian?"
"It... wouldn't." Gohan sighs.
"Exactly. So stay there and shut up."
"Don't you think you're being a bit harsh?" Krillin turns to you. "He's just a---"
"You shut up, too!" You cut the human off. " I didn't know children were omitted from death on your planet." You sarcastically mumble.
While Frieza is distracted by Kakarot's idiocy, Piccolo finally strikes. Sending Frieza flying back and out of view. A sneak attack. Not a bad strategy. But that kind of thing only works once. You know that when Frieza returns, he'll be less than pleased.
"Piccolo!" Goku shouts in relief.
"Ya, ya. Just hurry up and finish that thing before he comes back."
"I owe you one." Goku gets back into his stance to finish the spirit bomb.
"You better make it quick. That sneak attack is the only thing I can manage right now."
Frieza launches back over. A vein bulging from his forehead. "How is that Namekian still drawing breath? I thought they've all been taken care of." You just love it when Frieza is enraged. It fills you with joy.
"Goku... hurry it up! How much longer do you need to finish that damn thing? Cause something tells me that Frieza is losing his patience."
"I'm sorry." Goku grunts. "I just need a bit more time."
"Ugh." Piccolo groans. "Just throw it already."
"No. It's still not done. It's too weak. If I throw it now, it'll do nothing!" Piccolo scoffs at him, flying up into the air.
"Too pesky to live but too stubborn to die," Frieza smirks at him.
"You're going to eat those words, scum." You watch, waiting to see who'll throw the first blow.
"What's he doing now?" Gohan asks.
"I think he's going to sacrifice himself. He can't have much power left after that move he just pulled. Since Goku's not done yet, I think Piccolo's trying to buy him some time." Wow, the human is observant for once. You assume there's a first time for everything.
"I told you he was going on a suicide mission." You cross your arms, wondering how this will all play out. You know it'll probably end with the Namekian splattered across the landscape. But the moments that lead to that are far more interesting to you.
"Goku... hurry it up! How much longer do you need to finish that damn thing? Cause something tells me that Frieza is losing his patience."
"I'm sorry." Goku grunts. "I just need a bit more time."
Piccolo groans. "Just throw it already."
“I don’t think Piccolo can last much longer… he’s really taking a beating.” Krillin looks on in horror.
"We have to help him!" Gohan starts to fly towards the two men. You shake your head. The boy has learned nothing. If he refuses to adhere to your warning, there's nothing more you can do for him.
"Gohan, wait!" Krillin's voice stops him dead in his tracks. He doesn't speak another word, just shaking his head at Gohan.
You roll your eyes. "As I said before, You'd just get in the way. You'd be more of a hindrance than an asset. Don't be stupid. That job belongs to your moronic father." You look away from the earthlings, directing your attention to the battle. The Namekian is far too weak to provide you with any kind of entertainment. The only attacks he can manage are several small yellow energy disks. 
"How can someone so resilient be so dumb?" Frieza mutters. You've often pondered the same question about Kakarot. "You must have a death wish, Namekian."
"We're at the end of our rope, Goku. Finish the damn thing!" With little effort, Frieza slams Piccolo onto the ground. "That's all I got. Please tell me you're almost done."
Goku shakes his head. "It's still not finished yet. If I throw it now, this all would've been for nothing."
Frieza grabs Piccolo by the collar. "Say goodbye, Namkeian. You get to die on your home planet. You should be thankful. The others aren't so lucky. Thanks to me, two of them don't even have one to die on." Before Frieza can kill him, Krillin and Gohan shoot a collective blast at Frieza with the minuscule energy they have left. Stopping yet another murder attempt. Frieza's three for three for his assassinations on this damn rock. That's not a bad stat in general, but it is terrible for Frieza.
"You... pests!" Frieza shrieks. "I hope you all end up suffering the same fate as this damn planet!" You've never seen Frieza look this unhinged. You've seen him pissed off countless times, but never to this degree. You watch as Frieza starts another attack. The ball of energy from his palms growing larger and larger by the second.
"Goku..." Krillin chuckles nervously. "It doesn't look like we have much time left!"
"Okay... Okay. I think it's ready!"
"Come on then!" Piccolo shouts. "Throw it!"
"Now, Dad!"
"While we're still young, Kakarot!" Wow, all of you are on the same page for once. Maye hell has frozen over? Goku screams, launching the spirit bomb at Frieza. "Holy shit..." That monstrosity absorbs Frieza's entire attack like it was nothing.
"Get down!" Piccolo shouts. Everyone falls to the ground, the spirit bomb causing severe damage to Namek's landscape... well what was left of it. The harsh winds send you all flying up into the air. The planet has turned entirely into a body of water. And you're thrown right into it. You weren't really intending to go for a swim today. Guess you have no choice now.
You grab onto some rock, pulling yourself up, gasping desperately for air. "I hate this vile planet!" You laugh as your eyes land on the earthlings staring at you with wide eyes. "Sorry to disappoint."
"Y/N!" Gohan exclaims, running over to you. The boy practically tackles you. Wrapping his arms around you, clinging onto you for dear life. "You're okay!" Your body goes rigid. You're not used to this. As you've said multiple times already. Physical affection isn't something your people partake in.
Krillin walks over to you, a faint grin on his features. "I never thought I'd say this, but oh boy, I am happy to see you."
Gohan finally releases you from his tight embrace. "Did you sense my dad or Piccolo down there?"
You shake your head. "I can barely sense myself right now, Gohan." You look around, taking in Namek's drastic remodel. The once vibrant planet is now drowning. This isn't exactly a foreign sight to you. For many years, your job was to destroy and flip planets for profit. You scan the area, searching for any source of life. You'd like to say you're looking for Kakarot or the Namekian, but that isn't true. You can't help but search for Frieza. That man has terrorized you since you were a small child. It's hard for you to believe he's gone. You can't ignore the sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach. Everything just feels far too easy.
"Hey, over there!' Gohan points to another area. "I see something!" A green hand grabs onto a rock. Using all his strength, Piccolo pulls himself up, dragging Goku with him.
Your lips unconsciously curve upwards at the sight. What the hell is happening to you? You should've wanted Kakarot dead. The idea of getting rid of him and Frieza in one blast should have been joyful... but it wasn't. You were worried? Upset? You don't know how to define your emotions for this hypothetical scenario.
Though, Kakarot is the only other member of your race alive. With Vegeta and Raditz dead, you and Kakarot are the only things left of your home. And when you're both dead... it will be as if your planet never existed. Like your species never existed. The Saiyan race would be nothing but a distant memory... a tale of the past.
"Goku!" You hear the human shout. You see Kakarot there. He's alive. And yet, you can't help but think about what things would've been like if he wasn't.
The reality of everything begins to set in. Frieza, Raditz, Vegeta, they're all dead. And yet, you're still standing. For the first time in your life, you're truly alone. What do you do now? Where are you supposed to go? It's not like you have a home to go back to.
Your brother would know what to do. He always knew what to do. You feel so lost. You try to think about what Vegeta's next steps would be. First, he'd kill Kakarot, obviously. And with Frieza gone, taking over the universe would be a piece of cake. The Frieza Force is weak, but their soldiers are malleable. But is that what you want? Do you want to rule the universe?
That was Vegeta's dream. Not yours. You always just went along with his whims. Ruling the universe with Vegeta would've involved a lot of work; without him, it is next to impossible. The plan was always for Vegeta to do all the work, and you'd selfishly reap all the benefits. Without your brother, you don't desire to dominate the universe. But if you're not going to take over the universe, then what the hell are you going to do?
You watch their little reunion from a distance. It's filled with hugs and happiness... and all of the other shit you find nauseating. Frieza's dead... you should be happier than ever. Yet you're not. You feel... numb? You've never felt this lost in your life. Whatever is left of Raditz and Vegeta is somewhere underwater now. That is if their bodies weren't destroyed by Frieza's trench. Saiyans don't mourn. They suck it up and move on. That's what your father did after your mother died in childbirth with you and Tarble. Yet... you're melancholy. It's almost bitter-sweet. But mostly bitter.
Goku frowns, and starts to look around. Like he's searching for something, "Where's-" His eyes lock on you, a grin quickly replacing the frown on his lips.
You slowly saunter over to them. "You actually lived." You shake your head at the buffoon. "Color me surprised."
"Does that mean you're happy to see me?"
You roll your eyes, chuckling. "You really just hear what you want, don't you, Kakarot?"
"Man, that spirit bomb was a doozy. It was like the size of a planet." And they're back to their little celebration. Who are you kidding? It never ended.
"You better believe it was, Krillin. The hopes and dreams of the entire universe were packed into that thing." Goku looks at you from the corner of his eye. "And maybe a bit of extra help from Y/N, too."
"I was still afraid that you got caught in it."
"Come on, Gohan." Piccolo chuckles, ruffling the boy's hair. "Give your father and I some credit."
"Well, I guess it's time to head home with our heads held high. Might even have the chance to live the dream." Krillin announces.
"Huh?" The father-son duo looks at him in collective confusion.
Krillina laughs awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck. "You're seriously going to make me spell out what's at the top of my victory list, aren't you?" His face flushes bright red. "A girlfriend."
You sneer in disgust. "Humans are such pathetic creatures." The other three stare at Krillin in surprise before breaking out into laughter. You'll never understand any of them. And you don't desire to.
Once the initial adrenaline passes, everyone's now standing. Goku has one arm around Krillin, the other placed on top of his son's head. "You all ready to go? My spaceship should be able to get us back home in just under six days."
Gohan jumps in joy. "Yay! I get to see everyone in less than a week."
Goku grins at his son before turning to you. "You're more than welcome to come with us."
"It's not like there's any other way off this damn rock." You look away, avoiding his gaze. Great, you get to go from one horrid planet to another. You can't even pick which one is worse. Namek, which is a shell of its former self. Or Earth, which is home to some of the weakest, most pathetic creatures you've ever encountered.
Your ears perk up as Krillin screams. "What is it?" Goku asks, alarm dripping from his voice.
"Bulma's out there somewhere. And I totally forgot." He looks terrified. It's the same way the human typically looks at you.
"Come on, Krillin." Goku laughs. "Don't scare us like that. From the look on your face, I thought that Frieza was back."
"Ya, well, he's got nothing on her when she's pissed off." Really? He finds the Earth women terrifying? You've seen insects with a higher power level than her. You doubt the earth woman has eradicated entire species when she was angry. It must be an exaggeration.
The others laugh, but you aren't amused. "Don't make me laugh." Goku chuckles more, gripping his side. "My body's already mad enough at me as it is."
You stare at your reflection in the water as the Namekian speaks. You look like crap. You desperately need sleep. You look back up and see the earthling, his mouth hanging ajar; he's practically shaking in fear. You turn your head to see what he's staring at. Laughter escapes your lips. It's Frieza. You knew it. You knew it seemed too fucking easy.
"How can this be happening? There's no way someone could survive a blast like that and not get obliterated." Krillin looks on in utter disbelief.
"He's not just anyone. He's Frieza...." Your voice trails.
Frieza extends his arm, shooting a blast at Goku and Gohan. Piccolo jumps in, knocking the pair out of the way. Taking the impact of the blast entirely. "Piccolo!" Gohan screams, falling to his knees.
"He's alive..." You cross your arms over your chest. "At least for now."
Gohan gets up and rushes over to the Namekians' side. "Piccolo... please get up."
You watch as Kakarot clenches his fists, his knuckles turning milky white. "Bravo, my friend." You don't think you've ever heard Frieza refer to someone as a friend. Pest, sure, but a friend? Never. It's unnerving. "You nearly brought the mighty Frieza down. I've never had a call quite that close before."
Goku's gaze darts from Frieza to you all. "I want you all to get out of here. My ship isn't far. Grab Piccolo, find Bulma, and set a course for Earth." Why is everyone always so bossy? First Vegeta, then the Namekian, and now Kakarot. Who’s gonna try to boss you around next? The brat? "I'm not leaving. So don't get any ideas about waiting for me." His eyes lock on his son, who's in a trance-like state. "Snap out of it, Gohan!"
"I won't!" The brat stubbornly stands his ground; how Saiyan-like. "I owe it to Piccolo to stay and fight." Gohan starts to tear up.
"With what?" Goku questions. "None of you have enough strength left. The most you'd do is get in the way."
"Goku..." Krilin's voice trails. "You're serious."
"I advise against placing much stock in your vessel. But if you'd like, I can bring you much closer to home." That sounds mildly threatening. You know he's not talking about your home. All that's left of your homeworld is most likely a handful of rocks floating aimlessly somewhere in space.
"Krillin! Look out!" Gohan shouts. Frieza takes control of Krillin's body, blasting him high into the air.
"Frieza... don't do it!" Begging will only encourage him further. You don't see a way where any of you make it off of this planet alive.
"Goku!" Krillin shouts as he dangles in the air. With a clench of Frieza's fist, the human implodes. Talk about going out with a bang. You don't even see a body. He must have... disintegrated.
"You are a ruthless... heartless... bastard." Kakarot's fists remain clenched, his entire body vibrating.
Frieza laughs mockingly. "I think the pretty princess should go next." He extends his index finger in your direction. "And after I take care of her, it'll be the brat's turn." Frieza shoots a blast of energy straight toward you. It all happens so fast that any attempt to move would be in vain.
You can feel the heat of the energy against your armored chest. Yet there's no pain. The beam reflects off your chest as if you were made entirely of rubber. Frieza dodges out of the way, just barely evading his own attack.
"What the hell?" You mutter to yourself. You look down. Your armor is the same... but your chest is glowing. You reach into your armor, pulling out your necklace, holding it by the chain. This is the source of the light; the stars of the charm are shining. It's never done that before. Your necklace... it saved you?
"What kind of damn trick was that Y/N?"
"I- I have no idea." You grasp the charm in your hand. It feels warm, an odd, comforting familiarity you can't describe. Where the hell did your father actually get this thing?
Frieza is about to speak again, but his attention quickly focuses on Kakarot. Whose anger has only seemed to grow. Beams of light shoot all over the planet. It almost resembles lightning. He must like Krillin more than all his other friends you had slaughtered back on Earth. The waters form waves, and rocks shoot everywhere. "I will make you suffer!" Now, this is a version of Kakarot you can get behind. His hair flickers from black to blonde. No way... he can't be.
With one final shriek, he transforms right before your eyes. His hair was now in a semi-permanent state of blonde, with his eyes a much lighter shade. Kakarot... is a Super Saiyan. "Holy shit..."
"Both of you go. Take Piccolo with you, and get the hell out of here." It's clear this isn't a request. "Find Bulma, find the ship, and go." Gohan hesitates, not moving. "Do as I say now before I lose what little sense of reason I have left!"
"O-Okay." Gohan nods, rushing back over to Piccolo.
"Move as fast as you can, and don't look back. If Piccolo dies, then Kami dies... and I don't think I have to remind you what happens after that." And still, after all of this, his priority is resurrecting his pathetic friends. Unbelievable.
"What are you trying to say?" Gohan's voice shakes.
"I'm saying go without me. Get back home; I'll be there when I can."
"But... if we take your ship, you'll be stuck here. You'd have no way to get home."
"I'm your father! Don't talk back to me!" Goku snaps. "Just do as I say!"
"Alright, Dad." Gohan nods. "I'll see you at home." Gohan picks up Piccolo, flying out of view."
After his son is gone, Goku turns to you. "That means you too."
"But I wanted to watch..." You pout.
He scoffs. "I'm not asking, Y/N."
You place your hands on your hips, rolling your eyes at the man. "You sound like Vegeta."
Goku takes several steps toward you. Now, standing directly in front of you. "Stop being a stubborn brat and listen!"
You chuckle. "Now you really sound like Vegeta."
"I'm not playing this game." He pinches the bridge of his nose. "Now get the hell out of here!"
"I never knew you could yell so much." You smirk.
"Well, that's because yelling seems to be the only damn thing you respond to!" He snaps.
"That's not---" Wait. Have you been conditioned to only listen when someone's screaming at you?
"Now, I'd happily entertain you any other goddamn day of the year, but not now." He takes a deep breath. "Now go before I lose my damn patience."
"Man, now you really sound like---" You're cut off by Kakarot's lips pressing against your own. The warm sensation causes your heart to flutter. Your eyes widen. Your breath catching in the back of your throat.
"How about now? Do I sound like Vegeta now?" You touch your lips. Did... Did that just happen? "Now go!" He takes a deep breath, seeming to have calmed down a bit. "When I return to Earth, we can get back to what we started before. So you'll get a turn, too. I'll gladly fight you... or fuck you if that's what you'd like instead. Maybe both if you listen." You choke on air. Who the fuck is this? Cause this isn't the Neanderthal Kakarot. Your brain is short-circuiting. "Just wait for me, alright. I'll be there as soon as I can."
"A-Alright." You're not sure if you love or hate this new Kakarot. You take a deep breath and regain your frosty attitude. "Don't die. Or do. I don't give a damn what happens to this planet. Well, it's not much of a planet anymore, is it." You fly up into the air.
"Hey!" He calls out to you one last time. "Take care of Gohan for me while I'm gone."
You grin, shaking your head. "You really are a terrible father!"
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ART CONTEST!!! - Frieza and Frost’s Fashion Show!!
So, I’m very much burnt out from writing (at least from my big stories, I’ll probably still drop occasional oneshots) and am taking a small hiatus. But turns hiatus can be a bit boring. So how am I gonna change that?
By hosting a random art contest for fun!!
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I thought this might be a fun little thing to drop. No idea how many participants they’ll actually be, but we’ll see 😁😁.
So, here’s how it’ll work. The theme will be my two fav bois, Frieza and Frost. Specifically, with the two of them wearing cute outfits that you guys come up with! There will be a time limit of one week (meaning March 26th, 2024 is the due date). And when that day comes, I’ll share everyone’s drawings in giant post - make it a little “fashion show” for everyone to see! And then the next day, I’ll set up votes so YOU guys can vote on the winner!
I’m gonna have votes set up for different categories too, such as “cutest outfits” or “most unique outfits” that people can also vote on. But the main winner at the end will get to request a drawing from me - on any character, fandom, or ship they want!
There are gonna be a few rules, but really it’s more like a guideline on the contest:
You don’t have to draw ship art of Frieza and Frost together - just a simple piece with these two wearing an outfit of your choice will suffice, or even two separate pics of each individual character will work (that said, ship art is welcome too).
They don’t have to wear matching outfits, have them wear whatever you come up with.
You are not limited just because both characters are male - you can dress them up in either male or female outfits, but they both only require ONE outfit each.
If you want to dress them up in outfits from a crossover show (for example, dress Frieza up as Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, etc) you can absolutely do that.
You can have Frieza and Frost be in any form you want - obviously most people recognize their final forms, but I’d be delighted to see them in their first forms, or Frieza in Golden Form.
Art can be digital or on paper, you’re free to choose.
You don’t have to follow me to participate - everyone is welcome!
Okay, now for the ACTUAL rules: please keep your outfits and drawings PG-13. I don’t know how many minors actually follow me, or look at my content, but I wanna make this available to everyone.
Leave some sort of signature on your art. I know most artists do anyway, but I don’t want anyone’s art to get stolen.
No AI art. I shouldn’t have to explain why.
And finally, please show good sportsmanship. No matter what category someone wins, or who wins the contest at the end, the point of this is just to have fun and show the creativity of many artists! If I catch word any any artists harassing me or other artists for any reason related to the contest, your art will immediately be disqualified. No if, ands, or buts. Be respectful.
Okay, I think that covers everything, but if I need to, I’ll update this later. Like I said, you have one week to submit your art. You can either DM it to me in my private messaging, or send it in my inbox - just don’t do it anonymously, otherwise giving proper credit to your art will be much more difficult. In any case, good luck, and I can’t wait to see your guy’s art!
@anonymous-harpy @bluberryboom @justme068 @purrfectcellz @gojiberry-bbq @airplaneear2 @amiz06-certified-b1mb0
(These are just great artists I’m tagging to see if they’re interested 😊)
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fandom-trash-xl · 2 months
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Super-Gen Kiddos Headcanon Handful
Decided to pop out a batch of headcanons for the lovely little kid trio, Pan, Bulla, and Kuriza. Still sticking with Super-Gen Kiddos as their collective name although I do have a few other ideas like using their initials, PBK, then realizing it's sounds like PBJ and coming up with the cute little Peanut Butter and Chestnuts. Always open to hear thoughts and get asks about them.
Also, I'm getting timelining and stuff figured out, so I thought I'd lay out birthday months and stuff too.
(SON) PAN
Birthday: Early May, Age 779 (Taurus)
Pan enjoys going to get her hair cut. She likes her hair fairly short and she gets uncomfortable if her hair is too long for too long. One time, she tried to get Bulla to cut her hair with a pair of craft scissors under the guise of them playing hair salon- both got in trouble.
With Gohan as a father, a lot of big scientific words get thrown around in the house. She'll attempt to use them herself and often mispronounces them with absolute confidence.
Pan inherits her Grandpa Goku's smile.
BULLA (ESCHALOT BRIEF)
Birthday: Early October, Age 780 (Libra)
Bulla's middle name was a consolation for Vegeta not getting his chance at a Saiyan name. If he had gotten his way with the first name, she would've been Eschalot II, the first Eschalot being his late mother, Queen Vegeta. Unfortunately, Bulla doesn't have good associations with the name, as 90% of the time it's used, she's in trouble.
While Bulla is the type to want to keep her pretty little dresses and jumpers free of dirt, she can also be the type to be absolutely rough if she's having enough fun. She's scraped elbows and knees and occasionally chipped or lost teeth from not paying attention to where she's going and tripping over herself. What sets her apart from tomboy Pan is the quarter-Saiyan is mindful of her limits, while Bulla can be plain stubborn.
(YOUNG LORD) KURIZA
Birthday: Late February ("Second Month of the First Galactic Quarter" in space), Age 782 (Pisces)
Technically, Kuriza does have a traditional Arcosian name (in other words, a cold pun) but the once half-serious little nickname of "Kuriza" (chestnut Frieza) became so embedded in even Frieza's mind that the initial name has been practically lost to time and old documents. It's unknown if Kuriza even knows his real name.
Kuriza often has trouble talking at points (losing his voice or going non-verbal), but he knows how to sign to get communication across. Bulla knows how to as well (thank goodness for plot convenience galactic standards) simply as something she learned in schooling, so she can understand and respond back. Pan doesn't however and thinks the two are communicating in some secret code behind her back.
Kuriza is somewhat of a savant in a few regards, not only in terms of his latent ki abilities, but he also reads very well and very quickly from a young age.
Kuriza has a feeling that the Briefs' cat, Scratch, doesn't like him, as the cat quietly growls at him when he passes by. The same thing happens with Frieza, so there may be some connection.
WITH EACH OTHER
Pan can lift Kuriza off the ground a bit to help him see over things as a little height boost. She usually doesn't wait for an answer if he actually wants the help.
Bulla feels bad for Kuriza not having a traditional Earth childhood like she does (ex. for awhile, Kuriza's birthday isn't celebrated with much fanfare back in space; Bulla's sure to help change that), so she often gives him presents when she finds out something she considers sad that he's missing out on- stuff like manga, toys, etc. from her own room, on an absolute whim.
The sets of visual encyclopedias that Gohan bought for Pan have travelled full circle through the friend group. Bulla borrows them because she likes the illustrations of "pretty things" like flowers, butterflies, stars, etc., then they end up lent to Kuriza to sate his little Earth science fascinations. Eventually, they make their way back to the Son household.
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cock-dick-baller · 2 years
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WOMEN DO NOT INTERACT (you will be blocked with the quickness, so play with me if you want to.)
bro is so adorable man(i decided to post cause it's gay month also my birthday is fast approaching.)
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Itadori when crushing on someone goes big or he'll go home. He'll write you notes or he'll share snacks with ya, he'll even use some of the pick up lines he was saving for Jennifer Lawrence on ya.
"Are you goldfish? Cause you're a snack that smiles back"
Corny shit like that. Most of the stuff he does to get your attention is super cute and corny, but he'll always have your best interests in mind. Like how he'll remember your favorite ice cream flavor, or your favorite type of chocolate.
He puts 100% of his time into impressing you until he has the courage to finally confess to you.
Of course, Sukuna might be on his hater shit and kill the vibe. Of course you'll silence him when he tries.
I think the confession scenario would go a little something like this
"Here Y/N i got you these". He says in a slightly nervous manner as he hands you the bouquet of [your favorite flower.]
"WOW! you're actually doing this? i thought you were joking, theres no way you'll get a yes." Sukuna heckles as he appears from Itadori's cheek. (I don't know how this buffoon talks i was dead finna have him act like Frieza)
"It's always the people with no hoes tryna speak up." You remark.
"Who do you think you are. I AM THE CURSE KI-" itadori quickly slaps his hand over his cheek but Sukuna simply appears on his forehead.
"You wanna be the nine-tailed fox from Naruto so bad. Sit yourself down nobody is scared of you. You are too old for this for real, for real."
You and Sukuna exchange insults until he leaves the conversation with a huff and an "i'm too good for this."
"Anyways what were you gonna say Itadori before that hooligan interrupted you."
"well i was wondering if you wanted to be my boyfriend?"He then gives a quick awkward smile
"Wait we weren't already dating?"
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carnal-lnstinct · 6 months
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OK HEAR ME OUT
First of all, hello, I hope you are having an AMAZING day/afternoon/night.
I know that my request could not be that interesting, but lately I’ve been thinking about a smegsy sauna/thermal bath scenario with turles. Maybe the reader could be a high-class warrior who wanted to relax but things didn’t go how she expected?? Maybe they start an argument and the ambient starts slowly heating up? (Idk how or if this could be spooky, but sounds sexy)
thank you so much I love your work 🥺❤️
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TURLES X SAIYAN!READER
✦✦Content: M/18. MINORS DNI. planet vegeta au. pre-turles going AWOL or he just doesn't. afab!reader. oral-female receiving. ✦✦Warning: power difference, class discrimination. ✦✦ A/N: All I heard was sexy bathtime kink and dom!reader. 👌🏾👌🏾
“Do I know you?”
Your head curiously tilts in your lounged state at the other occupant of the thermal bath. You were the only one inside before you put a thin towel over your eyes and sank quickly into your relaxed posture. Perhaps you drifted off for a bit longer than you thought to not notice another presence at all. But now there is another on the opposite end, a burly silhouette among the heated steam leaving the water, and it’s pulling you out of your mood. What idiot casually joins a person in a bath, in the nude, without announcing themselves? 
“We’re saiyans. We all know each other to some extent, wouldn’t you agree?” The sarcastic man responded without moving from his position, head reclined with a towel over his eyes as well. His tail breaches the water briefly, sinking down between his knees like a sign of peace among kin. Letting you know you were among a "friend". But that wasn’t enough for you.
“Don’t get cute, just answer the question.” You warned, demanding a straight answer. You straighten your posture with your own tail wrapping around your waist. His annoyed sigh crosses your ears before he settles in a short silence. Then he answers you.
“Turles.”
That rang a bell. Your suspicions subsided leaving only your annoyance and disinterest in your fellow saiyan. “The insubordinate one.” You scoffed, relaxing in the water again. “They let a low-class grunt like you in here with me?” Sucking your teeth, you prop your elbow along the edge of the bath and press your cheek into your palm with a snarky grin. “Needed a taste of real luxury, huh? Who d’ya scheme to get in here so I know who to skin along with you?”
The corner of his lip twitched, showing a bit of a sharp canine as a silent seethe began to sit in his chest on top of other irritable things from his day. Only one type of saiyan would carry such airs as you did and he’s not in the mood for some pampered high guard. “If it’s all the same to you, I’ve already had a tedious day and I’d appreciate a little silence.” Turles tried to sound less antagonized than he was and let the soothing waters work their magic, but you quickly countered his words.
“Then get out and wait your turn before you have a bigger problem.” Blunt words hint at something fearless that truthfully outmatches him if it gets to that point. Yet he doesn't see something like that happening while you're completely naked. Still, every saiyan had one shared fear he could play on. Turles sits and pulls the towel from his eyes to look toward you.
“These thermal baths of this planet are public, as deemed by its proprietor. If you wish to stake a claim of some sort over them for your personal use, are you choosing to defy Frieza? I don’t think he would take too kindly to a siayan stealing from him.” An insouciant and crooked smirk grows on his face as he sees your glare harden on him. He’s upset you, but successfully silenced you. Turles’ snicker fills the air around the both of you as he puts the thin cloth back over his eyes and resumes his relaxed position.
You growl, brimming with irritation for this mouthy low-class rat of a man. Frieza wouldn’t entertain bullshit like that, but that wouldn’t stop his underlings from trotting around like they own the place if they caught wind of a saiyan “stepping out of line”. You’ve only heard rumors of saiyans being assassinated under Frieza’s orders for one reason or another–who knows when it comes to a race as boastful and ferocious as saiyans– and you’re not willing to test the validity of them.
But you’re not going to back down from your bath invader either, rising to your feet with a watery layer cascading down your curves and drenched tail.
“You got a lot of mouth for a small fry.” You growled treading across the water to approach Turles. In spite of your nudity, in spite of damage unleashing your rage would do to the natural thermal baths. However, he doesn’t even flinch at your close proximity.
“This is hardly the time or place to make enemies of each other. Perhaps, as comrades, we can come to an agreement that benefits us both.”
 “Or, preferably, I beat your teeth into your throat.” Stated as you cracked your knuckles, standing over the male.
“Tch…Are you really above compromise?” Turles lifts the cloth from his eyes to peek up at you.  “I thought you elites were supposed to be more grounded in your instincts and above senseless fighting.”
“Enough talk! How about I-” You cut yourself off, biting back your words with a snarl lest you prove him right. Your fists tremble with how hard you have them clenched, but you turn your nose up at him. Enduring the mischievous chuckle that followed your actions. You can’t keep letting this maggot get under your skin, you try to tell yourself. He’s the intruder, and is well known for being a troublemaker. 
You are above him. Your prestige is believed to be close to that of the generals serving the King. You were practically royalty compared to this conniver. What else are the low-leveled good for anyways?
You pondered. You recomposed. You smirked. “...Eat my pussy.” You bluntly ordered, placing a hand on your hip. “And I’ll forgive your intruding.” Turles’ initial reaction is to laugh at you. But your unperturbed stance and narrowed stare silence it. You’re serious.
“This is your compromise?”
“What’s the matter? Afraid of what high-class pussy would make of you?” Before you let your words settle in his mind for a rebuttal, you slightly lean forward and capture a handful of wild black hair tugging his head toward your center and knocking the cloth from his face. You kept it tilted back enough to force his line of sight to stay upon your face while you looked down your nose at him. “If you can’t handle it then speak up. I like my first choice better anyway." Your grin widens, fingers locking in his hair as you tighten your grip.
"It’s only natural fodder like yourself wouldn’t know how to handle a good cunt. But you can eat, can’tcha?”
He catches sight of your other hand tracing down your lower stomach and dipping between your thighs, using your fingers to spread your folds and then rubbing between them to stir up your erogenous nerves. Mixing the special water of the thermal bath and the natural slick of your insides onto your wet fingers, the aroma easily finds his nose in the heat. You watched his gaze slowly falter from yours to your fingers leaving your folds, and you seize the moment pushing his mouth against your clit. The foreign touch makes your insides twitch, and the feel of his large hands finding your thighs as his grip settles on your skin to pull you in tells you that you’ve won.
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Is not the darkness sweet ?
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Peas in a Pod! (Broly x Male! Saiyan! Reader)
another fun and cute one. you’re welcome 😉 sorry I didn’t add fusing, I’mm not a responsible dragonball fan and haven’t seen potara fusion yet 🙃 hopefully cuddly Broly makes up for it 😙
(tall n’ gentle + short and feral; established relationship; fluff)
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“Hell yeah, I wanna try it!”
Y/N nudged Broly with an eager grin, trying to encourage him to agree, but the larger Sayian didn’t seem remotely convinced. He gave Goku an uncertain look.
“Sounds dangerous.”
“Sounds awesome,” Y/N corrected, “Do you know how badass we’d look out there, pummeling jerks left and right? Earrings aside.”
Broly shook his head, even more sure than before.
“You could get hurt. One of us could lose control.”
“Well yeah,” Y/N said, giving him a deadpan look, “That’s kinda the point. Us fused and going all berserk would be, like, the ultimate trump card! We’d crush anybody in our path! Frieza wouldn’t even think of coming near you!”
Broly placed a hand on Y/N’s head to stop his excited bouncing.
“No.”
Y/N frowned in annoyance, but then relented with a sigh, pushing Broly’s hand off of his head.
“Ugh, fine. You’re right. We’d probably destroy Vampa or any other planet we were on anyways.”
“Well, actually,” Goku interjected, holding the green orbs up again, “If the fusion gets too powerful, you’d separate. And if things get really hairy, Vegeta and I can probably handle it again.”
Broly frowned slightly at the memory as Goku chuckled.
“Or we’ll just instant transmission. Or try to call Whis…okay, maybe it’s not the best idea.”
Broly nodded in satisfaction, walking away and sitting back down in the grass. Y/N crossed his arms, eyeing him as he meditated. Ever since Broly saw Vegeta do it, he’d been meditating every chance he got, although Y/N suspected he had fallen asleep a few times.
“Don’t worry, I’ll get him to come around,” he boldly proclaimed, dark eyes narrowing.
Goku glanced between the two uneasily, thinking of the last time their wills had clashed. They didn’t need to get kicked out by Lord Beerus before they had a place to go.
“Just try not to break any of Lord Beerus’s planets again, okay?”
Y/N nodded, going over to Broly and sitting down next to him, taking his hand. Broly hummed, pulling it into his lap and cradling it between his palms gently, engulfing the smaller Saiyan’s hand. Y/N blushed slightly from the gesture as he always did, hoping Goku didn’t see. He had a reputation to uphold, after all.
“Okay, I’m gonna leave the earrings with you guys, okay?”
Y/N jumped as Goku appeared in front of them, fingers on his forehead. He tossed him the potara earrings, and a few senzu beans. Y/N caught them both, his blush having grown.
“Just in case,” Goku explained, briefly glancing at their hands and giving Y/N a broad grin, “Seeya!”
Goku disappeared, returning to Earth and leaving the two men in silence. Shoulders relaxing, Y/N dropped his head. Broly wordlessly tilted Y/N’s head to rest on his shoulder. He allowed it, closing his eyes and leaning against his mate.
“You know, I’m pretty close to getting control of Legendary Super Saiyan. Closer than you, at least.”
“Hm.”
“If I get control of it, I’d be strong enough to stop you from going crazy on everything. And you’re getting there, too; it’s not as uncontrollable as you think.”
Broly sighed with a hint of exasperation. “It’s not safe enough yet. We still have to wait.”
Y/N opened his eyes, looking up at Broly with concern.
“But don’t you miss home? Don’t you want to go back? Or see Earth?”
Broly didn’t answer, inspiring Y/N to continue his appeal.
“I’d have to train harder but I’m sure if I go hard enough at it, I’ll be able to remain myself in my Legendary form and we’ll be able to go anywhere—everywhere! We’ll be able to do anything, we’ll—“
Broly gently squeezed his hand, causing Y/N to fall silent. He looked to him, scanning his tanned, composed face. He could remember the first day he saw that face; the unsure purse of his lips, the curious darting of his ink black gaze, the perpetual furrow of his brow. He’d grown more peaceful during his time on Beerus’s Planet, Y/N reflected. He hoped he was adding to that peace, too. As if he’d heard his thoughts, Broly spoke softly.
“There’s no rush. We can wait.”
Y/N frowned slightly. “But…wouldn’t you be happier back home?”
He grinned, squeezing Broly’s bicep. “What about Ba? Don’t you miss him?”
“Ba can wait.”
Y/N’s eyebrows rose in shock. He really thought that’d get him.
“As long as you’re with me, any place is home.”
Y/N’s heart jumped as Broly looked at him with a fond smile.
“We’ll train until we’re ready, and then we can take the earrings and go back to Ba.”
“Uh…are you sure?”
Broly suddenly took Y/N in his arms, sitting him on his lap and engulfing him in his large, muscle-bound arms. He rested his head atop his.
“I am happiest when I have you. Nothing else matters.”
Y/N broke out into a furious blush, heart singing at Broly’s words. He placed a hand on one of Broly’s arms, relishing his warmth. He allowed the smile that trying to form take over his face.
“You keep acting like this, you’re gonna make me go soft. How am I supposed to protect you from Frieza’s men like that?”
Broly laughed softly, then held his mate tighter. “I love you.”
Y/N rested in Broly’s embrace, leaning into the heartbeat that was thumping gently against his back.
“I love you too, softie.”
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Hey! I’m literally obsessed with Appule, what would being in a relationship with him be like if a female reader were a member of his race? His race is super cute! I want to know how he’d react to being with someone just like him.
Maybe working for Frieza as well? Not directly on the Battlefield, more like an engineer, or parts and services.
Maybe family Headcanons too? Like if he’d want one and if so how many children, super cute.
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🌸 Oh this is a sweet idea! I’m honestly so glad I found my people of Appule lovers, love y’all to death 😭. You all have the best taste in men let me tell you. Hope you enjoy!💕🌸
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Type: Headcanons
Appule x F!Reader of the Same Race Headcanons
By Fall Out Boy
Before the relationship:
Given how busy you two probably are working under Frieza, it was probably pure chance or even fate you happened by one another, let alone found ground to strike up a conversation.
He’s a soldier, and you a mechanic of sorts. Parts and services. Perhaps you passed him in the hall and was immediately smitten.
Or perhaps caught a glimpse of you working in action, intrigued by your expertise and technical abilities. He’d never claim himself to be the brightest of people, so your work certainly impressed him.
Let’s just say you’re now his go to when equipment or items of his break or stop working. Though, it begins to happen so much you had to suspect he was either really clumsy, or just really wanted an excuse to talk to you.
You’d assume it’s definitely the latter when you noticed how often this man fumbled over his words around you and his inability to hide the redness of his cheeks when you greeted him so sweetly, a kindness he’s not quite use to.
Eventually he will work up to courage to ask you out on a date or outing, rather than breaking his scouter for the tenth time.
Early on in the relationship:
It’s a gamble on who would cave first to ask one another out. Honestly, give Appule enough time and he will sum up enough courage to ask you to be his partner. He’s just afraid of losing one of the only good things he has going for him, and luck usually isn’t on his side.
He doesn’t want to rush things, but he sure does take his sweet time! If you’re far more ready than he is, you could ask him to be yours, yourself. But don’t be scared of surprised when you find him speechless for a few moments. He’s not upset or anything, he just hadn’t expected you to want to be with him as much as he did with you.
He’s such a sweet man. Whether he asks first or you, he will embrace you with the happiest smile on his face. Already promising his devotion to you.
Appule may not have much of a reaction to being with someone of his own race, he’d be more surprised if they weren’t someone like him. He’s aware he’s not exactly appealing or considered attractive outside his race, so dating within his race is just kind of normal and expected. Doesn’t mean he loves you any less, he’s just happy he was able to pull someone he already thought was out of his league.
This man will take you on so many dates whether it’s movie nights, cooking together, or just hanging out at one another’s dorm. He knows that things can get busy, especially his work as a soldier, which is why he tries to make it up to you as much as he can. I’m sure you don’t entirely mind though and understand.
But, if you do end up missing your man, or feel like work is keeping him away too much and you just want to spend some time with him, who’s to say his equipment ends up breaking and he’ll be in need to see his favourite repair gal.
Later on in the relationship:
Whether it’s months or years you been together, you know for a fact you are made for one another. Marriage was bound to be on the table at some point, and Appule was the surest he’s ever been that it’s what he wanted. You by his side for all the years to come. He’d make sure he was the first to ask you to be his.
A wedding, big or small, he didn’t mind. He’d go through with whatever you wish to, he only wanted to be with you.
Talk of children would of course be on the table. Children are not something he’d ever think he have, let alone a wife. But here you two were thinking about this new chapter in your life.
He’d probably love to have them with you, he only had his fears and doubts on how they could raise them in such a place, if it was even allowed-
If it was and you truly wanted children. Parenthood will be imminent with as many children as you would like. He doesn’t care how many you two have but he did say he’d at least like two.
If you did want them, but wanted to have them in a safer or more stable place, he’d leave the ship with you and find work elsewhere under Frieza or King Cold, so long as it was stable and sustainable for your children.
Parenthood:
He’d make a great father honestly
He’d be a very jittery and unsure father but he’ll try his best no matter what. Overall, he will be loving and kind to his children.
People may say he shouldn’t coddle them so much, that he’s setting them up to be big softies who won’t survive on their own. Some parts of him fear that, that may be true. But he could never neglect, or be absent with his children. It’d break his heart too much.
He’ll teach them to fend for themselves don’t worry. Whether they want to be a soldier like their papa, a mechanic like their mama, or something entirely new, he will support it as I’m sure you will to. First and foremost he’ll make sure his kids know how to throw a punch at anyone who tries to undermine them when their parents aren’t around to deal with the fool who dared to insult their children.
He will be so thankful for you. Giving him love. A new purpose in life, and such beautiful children. All things he’d never thought he’d have, but here you all were. You will make him the happiest man alive, and he will do everything he can to provide that very same happiness.
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Frieza is cute confirmed?!
Frost: *chuckles* Yes he is.
Frieza: No I’m not!
Frost: Yes you are.
Frieza: Grrgh, why is everyone insistent on calling me cute?! I’m Lord Frieza!! I am a feared, powerful tyrant! No one should think I’m cute!!
Frost: You know, throwing a tantrum like that just makes you look more cute.
Frieza: I - you - ugh, just shut up!
Frost: *kisses Frieza’s cheek* I love you too, sweetheart.
Frieza: *growls*
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dragonballwish · 2 years
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO UNLEASH MY DRAGON BALL AND POKEMON CROSSOVER UPON THE WORLD, HERE'S WHAT I HAVE SO FAR
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When I saw you liked the post I wasn’t expecting this…
Let this be the unleashing of pokedb debut this ! !!! HONESTLY THE CONTENT HERE SO GOOD … like you matched a lot with like their traits/ looks / mannerisms so that is automatically super rad wow wow I don’t know where even to start with this so I’m just gonna word vomit my reactions and then pray we keep discourse about this going I am enthralled
Gohan with Eevee is literally so perfect sob sob like literally the limitless potential aspect but also just. Cute baby boy baby …..
Absolutely sobbing laughing over the fact that krillin gets a legendary (a very mid one, mind you) just cuz LOLLLL but like low key krillin in canon kinda fits that ?????? Like strongest human but surrounded by aliens vibe ?? I don’t know
Piccolo gets a drifloon no takebacksies
Goku and Vegeta getting Pokémon that are monkey / ape is very fitting and I agree wholeheartedly with your choices SJDJDJKFF
Shin with little cute fruit Pokémon PLEASE that’s so cute and somehow fitting ??!!
And I love how all the uhh higher power characters got something godly since. Very fitting very OP but yahknow that’s db. But they also all got other Pokémon like just regular little guys next to them like yeah I’m god but here’s my pet normal cat
ALSO LMFAO CHIAOTZU AND PUAR 😭😭😭😭😭
Also yes to cell’s ?!! Bugs for sure for him, and I’d also like to say I think other android characters would def suit the “made in a lab” type and also just steel/ metal whatever / electric types that just sounds very fun and cool ..Also 17 with birds and like the most regular Pokémon ever because he is a ranger he just takes care of em
This is crazy but tien and yamcha are pretty much the most fitting here ???!!! Literally Pokémon so fitting for them methinks
Frieza having mewtwo honestly sending me lmfaoo they’re kinda grossly alike ? I don’t know man
I desperately want broly to have a full team of overpowered digletts now too I’m committed to this bit now
Trunks having cubone actually kinda hits where it hurts if you look at the original lavender town and such lore behind it ?!?!? Very good addition for him. Also farfetch’d would be hilarious for him I think it fits for the sword
Convinced that buu just collects pink and blobby Pokémon just cuz lmfaoo gulpin and shit too Fr I think they’d be good friends
What are your thoughts on vegeta just having a spheal just because. Carrying it around outside of a pokeball too just. Just cuz. Just wondering.
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teenandbeyond · 1 year
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Hiiii, Can I request for the Frieza family when the human reader get a little bit tipsy/drunk?
Frieza Fam x DrUnK. Human Reader
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About time I get a drunk request.
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🧊Let Loose🧊 (DBZ or Dragon Ball Z)
Warning(s): Drunken-ness, short
And this is why you asked your ice jin to not let you get drunk...
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Frieza
"[Name]? Are you alright?"
"Wuuuh? Yeeah, a-OKAY!"
You were not.
First you were quiet
Then you were quietly crying
"What saddens you, my dear?"
"I-We-You're so preeety. Why are you so pretty... it's not-it's not faaaair," you whined with a sob, forehead smacking against the table.
Frieza didn't know whether to be concerned or flustered. Both?
The next stage was depression
"I must escape my despair. Can you drown from whiskey?" you asked yourself blankly.
Then you were happy as could be.
"Frieza, look! A butterflyyyyy!"
"That's a chandelier, darling," he chuckled.
"But-but it looks like a butterfly...Frieza can we get a butterfly? I really, really want one."
Consider it done, you spoiled brat.
And from happiness, you become flirtatious.
Your hand brushes up his arm, "I'd love to see these arms caged around me. Are you single?"
He couldn't help but smirk past his blush, "No, I'm quite taken I'm afraid."
"Are they-hic-Are they cute?"
"Very, the cutest."
"I guess I have no chance then, woe is me!" you sigh dramatically.
And the last stage, you fall asleep, cuddled into your ice jin.
A shame you were too intoxicated to feel the kiss brush your temple.
King Cold
You were much more flirtatious than usual
Bold enough to say the things you wouldn't usually
You tried to cooly lean against the table but fell, you quickly got back up and played it off. Smooth for a drunk.
"Hey handsome, aside from being this good-looking, what else do you do in your free time?"
And he'll happily flirt back in amusement.
"I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks," you grip his thighs as you lean in.
He quite liked you like this, he had to admit.
"Neither of us would be able to attend if that were the case."
Somehow you ended up in his lap, brushing your fingers up and down his horns.
"If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back."
"That sounds like a deal."
You traded sloppy kisses until you grew tired and decided to take a snooze.
He couldn't promise to not let you get drunk again. You were quite amusing.
Cooler
Usually, you were more on the serious side, so it was nice to see you let loose.
"Hey, Cooler, let's dance!" you giggled.
No one was looking, so maybe a little dancing would be okay.
"But I don't know how."
"I'll teach you!"
Your teaching skills were a little sloppy drunk, but he got the point.
Swaying with you made him feel like he was in a different world
Your laughter filled the room.
That was all the music he needed.
You catch him staring at some point through your drunken haze
"Whaaa?"
"I want to kiss you."
"Do it then, coward," you tease.
Cooler isn't one to challenge.
Though the unexpected softness of his kiss almost stunned you out of your intoxication.
"I adore you..."
"And I want you to do that again."
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fabuloustrash05 · 2 years
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Just saw Dragon Ball Super: Superhero movie!
Here are my thoughts!
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Warning: SPOILERS
Android 21 is officially canon!!!
Magenta fucking bullshitting the whole idea of Bulma having an evil organization and plotting an alien invasion is hilarious 😂
The throwback/reanimated scene of future Trunks vs Freiza and King Cold! The nostalgia!
CELL!!!!
Piccolo training Pan!! 🥰
PICCOLO HAS A HOUSE!!! FINALLY!! TFS IS GONNA LOVE THIS!
Anyone noticed that Piccolo’s chair he sat in is very similar to King Piccolo’s throne in Dragon Ball?
I love how Piccolo holds his phone, also LOL Piccolo has a phone!!
Piccolo being another grandpa for Pan is so sweet
Piccolo calling out Gohan for neglecting his daughter. I guess the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree because Goku’s parenting is starting to rub off on his own son
I like how the red ribbon army tries to paint off Goku, Vegeta, and Buu as the villains to convince Dr Hedo to build them androids brought a chuckle out of me
Loved the fight between Piccolo and Gamma 2
Piccolo pointing out Gamma 2’s background affects popping up behind him!! 🤣🤣
Smart idea of Bulma constantly gathering the Dragon Balls to prevent anyone from using them for evil deeds
But also very pity that Bulma is basically using the Dragon Balls for cosmetic surgery. It was a good call back to the Broly movie when Bulma wanted to use the Dragon Balls to make herself look 5 years younger. Is it because her saiyan husband ages slower than her? 
Piccolo and Dende!! I love that Dende and others refer to Piccolo as “Kami”
Piccolo’s new powers and forms!! So badass!!
BROLY!!!! 😍😍
So Broly and his friends are now living on Beerus’ world to hide from Frieza. Smart choice! I hope they are safe!
Goku, Vegeta, and Broly training on Beerus’ world!! The last 3 Saiyans!! I LOVE IT!
Vegeta meditating! I love that he’s trying to focus more on his mental strength than his physical strength, he learned a lot from observing Jiren during the tournament of power. He’s definitely have come a long way in his training and even his character growth
BEERUS X CHEELAI????!!?!
Lima becoming Beerus’ personal chef is so cute.
GOKU VS VEGETA TRAINING TIME!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
Honestly I like how this is the reason for why Goku and Vegeta are not in this movie or the fights. I’m glad they didn’t show up into the fight because if they did I’m pretty sure the fight would’ve been over sooner. This is a Piccolo and Gohan movie, as much as I love them, we don’t need Goku and Vegeta.
Can I just say how much I absolutely love Gamma 1 and 2? I love G2’s upbeat want to be superhero persona and I love how G1 completes him by being more serious.
Piccolo “kidnapping” Pan for the Red Ribbon Army so he can get Gohan back into his training and encourage him into his old ways as a fighter. I also love how Pan was playing along and having fun with it.
I absolutely love Piccolo and Pan’s dynamic. It’s so sweet and adorable.
DADDY GOHAN READY TO KICK SOME ASS AND SAVE HIS DAUGHTER!!
I love the fight between Gohan and Gamma 1! Very well done!
Gohan basically being blind without his glasses when he’s not a Super Saiyan was a funny running gag.
Piccolo trying to reason with Gamma 2, He knows that they’re lost and are trying to show them who they are truly working for
ORANGE PICCOLO!!! 😂 Why not Super Namekian?
Bulma bringing in Trunks, Goten, 18, and Krillin into the fight!
Bulma: I brought all our strongest warriors! Oh, and Krillin too
Me: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
Krillin actually having to remind Piccolo that he can grow huge and Piccolo being like “oh yeah I forgot I can do that“ 🤣
CELL MAX!!!
18 was definitely getting some ptsd when she saw Cell Max
Gamma 2’s sacrifice 😭
Goten forgetting how to do the fusion dance! 😂
Did they seriously just tease us of getting teen Gotanks?? We did get him but as his chubby self. At least it was still useful in battle 👍
GOHAN!!!! HIS NEW SAIYAN FORM!!! BADASS GOHAN IS BACK BABY!!!
PAN CAN FLY!!! 🥹💞
I love that we got to see Piccolo and Gohan’s father-son dynamic again
Very kind of Bulma to offer Dr Hedo and Gamma 1 a job at Capsule Corp, maybe we’ll see them again in future Dragon Ball projects
The after credit scene was definitely a surprise I didn’t expect but I really enjoyed it!
Goku and Vegeta have been fighting the entire freaking movie and are exhausted but are still going!
Broly and Lima in awe over Goku and Vegeta‘s battle 😂
VEGETA FINALLY BEAT GOKU IN A FIGHT! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS DESERVES THIS WIN!!! 👑❤️
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