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When was the last time you went to the DMV? Do you think that bureaucrats in the ancient city of Byzantium (it changed its name to Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks) felt like they really needed to cement the definition of byzantine by inventing the DMV. I’m sure that back then it was just called torture. I’m sure that many of the stereotypes of the DMV are worthy. Let’s take for example the non-linear customer numbering system to prevent you from actually knowing when you’re going to see the clerk. How about when you finally get to the counter you realize that the form you used from the DMV website is obsolete and you brought the wrong documentation. So, it comes as no surprise that one of joy-sucking officious duties of the DMV is to reject personalized license plates. Apparently, if you’re going to swear at a deserving driver, you have to do it with the precision of a Navy SEAL/sniper – with your hand like a caveman! General discontent will just not do. Sometimes however, clever protesters sneak through the system. One woman in North Carolina managed to get a physical plate displaying the letters F.A.R.T. This cannot stand, said her DMV, that asked her to turn in the plate. So, she decided to tell the DMV that it was an acronym for her (completely made up) group: Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails. She was able to keep the plate, but now must manage the FART website. This week in Maine, a poor vegan motorist proudly displayed his admiration for soy curd with his license plate, “LUVTOFU”. You guessed it, the DMV had a black-bean-based cow. In response to the FU conclusion jumping, the man pointed to the many pro-tofu bumper stickers surrounding the plate. It didn’t help his cause much when he appeared with his twelve children to plead his case.
Once i was sick and i made a “MILT” meme, that just said “man i love tofu” and then zoomed out to show a picture of a spleen (which is ‘milt’ in dutch)
Its been half a year and i still think about it lmao
I made a stir fry with tofu for dinner, which turned out very good but is now a problem because it’s bed time and I wanna go downstairs and tear into the leftovers