#i promisse i like to believe earl did move on at some point

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Making childrem have connectios for the only reason that it would be really funny to see their parents deal with that:

Roger Harlan first crush was ... Janice Palmer. And look at that: she also was his childhood best friend. And what is that? She didn't like him that way and was oblivous of his feelings most of the time. Now it was a first crush and Roger moved on. But we did have a specially taxing moment where Roger tried to confess when the whole Palmer familly (Cecil and Carlos included) where at the Torniquete and cringe failed as Janice called them good friends.

Earl got visibly upset about the whole situation wich was worse because it led to Cecil trying to cheer him up by saying "I know is hard to see your son upset, but is for the best it didn't work out because it would be kindda weird with she being my niece and the two of us being basically brothers just from different parents." and Carlos, who ofc was with his husband, also offering his emotional support and talking about how scientifically speaking most people move on from childhood crushes quickly and Roger would be fine and not even think about his previous feelings in the long run. It got to the point that Abby started feeling pity for him and interviened by asking to go personally thank the chef forcing her and Earl to go to the cerimonial chef greetings room as to remove him of the situation. Later Steve patted Earl's back sadly as Carlos was sharing his dessert with Cecil and being very coupley at the moment.

#sorry #i promisse i like to believe earl did move on at some point #maybe to marcus vance #there's some fics of the two #but also Earl failing is funny to me #janice is already in college and this was when they were younger so that's why there's no Esteban on the Palmer family dinner #welcome to nightvale #wtnv #earl harlan #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #roger harlan #janice palmer #abby palmer #steve carlsberg