#if you dare enter the kingdom of the king of fat snakes you’ll find… mostly cat posts I think. And probably some sexy dudes 😍

[tsuchinokoroyale]

he tsuchi on my noko till i royale with cheese....

#we love the brand recognition and the recognition that the brand is as absurd as its label #an ouroboros of a fat snake eating it’s own tail always coiling but never constricting and if you dare enter the serpent's spiral #if you dare enter the kingdom of the king of fat snakes you’ll find… mostly cat posts I think. And probably some sexy dudes 😍 #the idea of a tumblr brand is so funny to me like yesssss I slam that reblog button so selectively and seductively #but I will say I do have the monopoly on my ass pics ((since it is my ass)) and at least a majority share in the “novel sized tags” biz 😎😏😎 #maybe I should sell merch. anyone want some tsuchinokoroyale plushies? 🐉