#incorrect cod

[yjhariani]

After about half an hour of you doing the wall sit as per order of your superior, Soap walked into the barrack and placed himself to do a wall sit next to you.

You nodded at Soap, acknowledging his presence. He nodded back at you.

“So, what did you do?” Soap asked casually.

“LT gave me an order to move the car and I told him to roll persuasion,” you explained.

Soap snorted his amusement.

“What did you do?” you asked back.

“I yelled 'Eldritch blast!' instead of 'Fire in the hole!' and someone thought it was so funny that they couldn't return fire to the enemy due to laughing. Apparently Price considered it as 'endangering a fellow soldier',” Soap explained.

You laughed, making Soap smile that he had made you laugh. However, you turned your face immediately.

“Fucking nerd,” you named.

Soap’s smile disappeared instantly.

“You’re a fucking nerd,” Soap scoffed.

The two of you looked away. You continued your punishment in silence. At first.

Eventually, the two of you started smiling by yourselves. Then, smiling turned into snickering. It did not take long until the two of you laughed by yourselves only to be cut off by Price’s voice from outside the room.

“Mactavish! Don’t let me catch you slacking off, you moppet!” Price’s voice yelled.

“No, sir!” Soap yelled back, straightening his posture. “I’m doing it! I’m doing it!”

From there, again, the two of you continued in silence.

This time, you both exchanged a glance and smiled at each other.

“Guess they’re gonna make us pause game night,” you said.

“Pretty sure they might even cancel it all the way,” Soap replied.

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[that-one-country-emo]

Incorrect cod mw2 pictures pt.2

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[geasthewritingrat]

Soap: you see, i dont smell Gaz: Ghost: Roach: Price: Soap: when i say that, youre supposed to agree with me

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[ms-rampage]

Y/n: "You guys mind if I play some music?."

Price (driving): "No, go ahead."

Y/n: *plugs in aux and plays Pisces by Jinjer*

Price: *enjoying it* "I like it."

Soap: *vibing to it*

Gaz: *also vibing to it*

*1:11 breakdown; if you know you know*

Y/n: *vibing; sings along*

Price: 😳 *speechless*

Soap: 😳 ".... what happened?."

Gaz: 😳

Ghost: "I like it."

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[anonymousqualities]

Ghost just trying to read his book: *sigh* the hell are you doing Mactavish?

Soap, sitting on his lap, focused while putting face gems on his glasgow smile: nothing

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[andalustforlife]

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[anroko-draws]

Ghost: hhrrrmm Soap, i’m trying to sneak past the enemies, but i’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Shadows

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[caito-does-stuff]

incorrect ghost/soap quotes cause i’m fixating on these two

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[silelda]

Alejandro: How did you get like this?

Price: You really wanna know? Then pour a drink, light a cigar and hand 'em both to me.

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[phillipgravesdick]

Soap: you’re whining like a bitch!

Ghost: so like you then.

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[in-class-daydreams]

Price: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Alejandro: 'Prettiest Smile' Soap: 'Nicest Personality' Graves: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Ghost: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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[yjhariani]

Y/N: What is a sistine?

Gaz: *correcting* A cistern.

Soap: Well, you know how you kinda have like a cistern or a brothern.

Source

#gaz x reader #soap x reader #incorrect cod

[lisbetadair]

Soap: Do you think I should I lose the mohawk?

Ghost: No, I think you should burn it. If you lose it you might find it again.

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[geasthewritingrat]

Ghost: im not a good person, how do you keep forgetting that?

Soap, a mlm mess: hot,,,

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[ms-rampage]

König and puns

Y/n: "Hey König, what did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check?."

König: "What?."

Y/n: "Put it on my bill!. Get it? Cause a duck's beak is called a bill."

König: "Ja, I get it."

Y/n: "How about this one! I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!."

König: *holds in laughter*

Y/n: "You're lucky your sniper hood covers your face. I know you like that one!."

König: "Give me another liebe."

Y/n: "Okay, you better laugh at this one! German sausage jokes are just the wurst!."

König: *laughs* "I'm Austrian, but ja, I like that one!."

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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