Fowler: Sit in the chair. I want to ask you some questions.
Hank, whispering to Connor: Deny. Everything.
Connor: That’s not a chair.
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Alice: What’s it like being tall?
Alice: Is it nice?
Alice: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Luther: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Kara, from the other room: It was one time!
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Gavin at 4 am: Nines! Nines wake up!
Gavin: I had this crazy idea!
Nines: what?
Gavin: the ocean is a soup!
Nines: whaaat?
Gavin: okay listen, what do you need to make a soup?
Nines: like, water? Vegetables? Maybe meat? And salt....
Nines: oh fucks sake...
Gavin, proudly: see?! I told you! It's a soup!
Nines: I'm gonna fuckin strangle you
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Markus: The next time North is mad with me, I'll drape a cape over her shoulders and say "Now you're super mad."
Josh: That sounds like a death wish.
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Gavin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Nines: You and me!!!
Gavin, tearing up: Okay.
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Nines: We sh-sh-sh-should ch-ch-ch-
Connor, concerned: Nines, why are you lagging?
Gavin: His memory is basically full of cat pictures and videos.
Nines: -ch-check th-that o-o-o-out.
Connor:
Gavin: :)
Connor: This is all your fault, isn't it?
Gavin: But he makes good pictures. :(
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From my old dumb pun
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Connor, on his first day: Can you tell me the way to Lieutenant Anderson’s desk?
Officer Wilson: Yeah, sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, irritated and depressed middle-aged man looking like he’s functioning on two hours of sleep and one working brain cell, and you follow him.
Connor: He’ll take me to Lieutenant Anderson?
Officer Wilson: That is Lieutenant Anderson.
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Gavin: Showing Nines really obscure tiktok humor on his phone, losing his shit.
Nines: …
Nines: I swear, that phone is making you dumber.
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Simon: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make new friends like-
Simon, to Markus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
North, to Josh: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Connor: There are two types of people.
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Gavin: When I started working at DPD, I was young and dumb
Gavin: But now, after years of working here, I am glad to say that I'm no longer young.
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