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ereminist · 1 year
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Armin: Yeah, I'm super into murder mysteries and true crime!
Eren, flirting: You know, I've been suspected for a few murders myself 😏
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aotincorrectquotes · 10 months
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Armin: You know, when I said 'bring me back something from the coast' I meant like a seashell or something.
Eren, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well how was I suppose to know??
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dejecteddesires · 3 months
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Armin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Eren: Just rip the bandage off.
Armin: It’s Jean.
Eren: Put the bandage back on.
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marosina · 1 month
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lying-on-floors · 6 months
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This came to me and I feel I'm a genius
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Armin: I made these friendship braceletes for you guys.
Eren: Eh, you know, I'm not much of a jewlery person.
Armin: Well, you guys don't have to wear them.
Mikasa: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Eren: Yeah, back off.
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Marco: I made this friendship bracelete for you.
Jean: Eh, you know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Marco: You don't have to wear it.
Jean: No, I'm gonna wear it, forever. Back off.
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Hange: I made this friendship bracelete for you.
Levi: Eh, you know, I'm not really a jewlery person.
Hange: You don't have to wear it.
Levi: No, I'm gonna wear it, forever. Back off.
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(Bonus)
Sasha: Do you wanna make friendship bracelets?
Conny: Yeah, sure. After we raid the pantry, I'm starving.
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emi-chan674 · 1 month
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Eren : Armin, do you love me?
Armin: Of course I do!
Eren : Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Armin: Well, of course I… would…
Eren : I mean something really, really—
Armin: Eren , what did you do?
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crisalidaseason · 1 year
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Eren: 'min
Armin: Yeah
Eren: If you had only one minute left to live, what would you do?
Armin: hm...what would you do?
Eren: Say 'I love you' to ma, Mika and you
Armin: That's very sweet, Eren
Mikasa: Gross, but sweet
Eren: Yes, now pls answer the question arlert
Armin: I'd listen to the introduction of Alejandro by Lady Gaga
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arrowjaeger · 1 year
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Armin: wow- Eren is super hot!
Eren, only half conscious: thanks, Armin... Armin, pulling Eren's body from his titan's carcass: thats not what i meant- your body is literally steaming-
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smallpumpkinboi · 1 year
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Eren: I love you
Armin: How many people have you told that too
Eren: Everyone?
Eren: I told everyone I love you
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ereminist · 2 years
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frenzyfreakjay · 2 years
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𝗔𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝
𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮:
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲:
𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮:
𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻:
𝗘𝗿𝗲𝗻: 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒’𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘-
𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗶, 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲: 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚁.
𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻: 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗.
𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗶: 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙴𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸 𝙰𝚂𝙺.
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dejecteddesires · 3 months
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Eren: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Armin: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Eren: Death is a social construct.
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aotincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Eren: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Armin, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Eren: BLOCKED.
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arminsrealwaifu · 2 years
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Eren: He died of natural causes.
Armin: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF!
Eren: Yeah, gravity. It's natural.
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emi-chan674 · 1 month
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Eren : So how’s the food Armin made?
Mikasa : It's great! Compliments to them.
Eren : *goes to the kitchen*
Eren : You're adorable.
Armin: *blushes*
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milkqndrem · 2 years
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Eren: I’m gonna keep it real with you, Mikasa. I cancelled plans. I had a date with a girl, and it was either her
Mikasa: Or?
Eren: Armin Arlert
Mikasa, growing suspicious: And what did you tell her?
Eren:
Eren: That I had Covid
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