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this-hazbin-quoted · 3 days

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Rosie: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?

Alastor: We had an argument. Theyre in the garden.

Rosie: I was just out there but I didn’t see them.

Alastor: Dig deeper.

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sometimes-they-come-back-237 · 3 days

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Angel: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me people will start to think you’re in love with me.

Husk: What could I have ever possibly done to make you think that I’m not?

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wolfer13579 · 2 days

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Charlie: I think we're missing something.

Angel Dust: Teamwork?

Vaggie: Cohesion?

Alastor: A general sense of what we're doing?

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sanguineselene666 · 2 days

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whatswrongwithblue · 21 hours

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Alastor: Name ONE THING white people can cook better than black people.

Angel: Meth. The answer is definitely meth.

Alastor: . . .

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fanby-fckry · 3 months

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I’m coping <2

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convolutedblasphemy · 2 months

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Part 4 — the Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week special centered around our favorite aroace demon! All the ones that include Vox were inspired by @onesidedradiostatic's very entertaining posts snnxnsndn

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fushitism · 2 months

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baby charlie: [crying]

lilith: [drowsily] it’s your turn

lucifer: hm? oh yeah sure

lucifer: [starts crying with her]

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bonez-yard · 3 months

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Charlie: Why does my dad call you babygirl?

Alastor: Perhaps we should stop talking

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sharkaiju · 3 months

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Vox: You dont have to be a dick about this.

Alastor: I think we both know that's not true.

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theroachking2930 · 2 months

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Husk: Angel just insisted Sir Pentious and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Husk: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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this-hazbin-quoted · 3 days

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Husk: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti." Will return soon with the results.

Husk, later: Don't do this.

Alastor: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 1 month

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Angel Dust (to Husk): One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. Charlie Morningstar: Hey, that’s not very nice- Vaggie: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine! Angel Dust (forgetting about Husk): VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

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wolfer13579 · 6 days

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Alastor: Last year, I married my best friend.

Charlie: Aww!

Alastor: Lucifer is still mad about it, but Rosie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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thisonesock · 2 months

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Lucifer: Why did the hunter hit Alastor?

Lucifer: Because he was aiming deerectly at him! *wheeez*

Alastor: *standing behind him, ready to make Charlie an orphan*

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julsiemagne · 3 months

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*the next time Pentious and Cherri see each other*

Pentious: would you like.. to go.. on a date with me..?

Cherri: HA! Why the fuck would I go on a date with you?

Pentious: because... *camera pans out* I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH EVERYONE!

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