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the-dyke-of-handsomeness · 8 months

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Kobra; yeah party actually chose his name so that when it’s shortened it would be PP

party: I did not!

ghoul, walking past: it’s true I heard him say it

#Killjoys #incorrect quotes #incorrect killjoys #incorrect killjoy quotes #Kobra kid #Party poison #fun ghoul

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ghostinthez0nes · 11 months

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*on a roof*

Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷

Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?

Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.

Ghoul: Answer the question.

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datclassicrockfan42 · 10 months

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I made more

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So much more

#I’m thinking about making a side account for killjoys #yea that’s what imma do #sparrow corpse #radio Demon #DJ #Spellcaster #Gaz Guzzler #incorrect killjoy quotes #the fabulous killjoys #killjoy ocs #killjoysona

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partypoisonofficial · 1 year

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Kobes: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Party: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Kobes: They're not.

Party: Haha, very funny.

Kobes: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Party: No... what happened?

Kobes: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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#eggs fake confirmed #incorrect killjoy quotes #killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #danger days #party poison #kobra kid #submission #?#i guess? it that what this is?

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mykilljoyhq · 9 months

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Annddd more killjoy incorrect quotes

*featuring The Fabulous Killjoys(mainly The Kobra Kid)

#guys help I can’t stop making theseeee #sparrow corpse #killjoysona #the fabulous killjoys #kobra kid #party poison #fun ghoul #jet star #killjoys #incorrect killjoy quotes

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chaoticace2005 · 5 months

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#hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alignment charts #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #niffty #nifty hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #katie killjoy #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hellaverse

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weepingcashbandit · 2 years

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Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:

#the fabulous killjoys #kobra kid #fun ghoul #party poison #jet star #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr 2022 #fab 4 incorrect quotes #incorrect killjoys #danger days

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skyeontheflank · 9 months

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Valorant tweet and textpost memes bc I’m unoriginal, pt 5

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 3 months

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Band AU: Hazbin Hotel

Because there's always a band AU.

-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-

Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.

Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?

Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!

Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)

Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!

Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.

Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!

Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.

Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....

Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.

-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-

Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!

Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!

Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-

Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?

Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels

Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)

Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!

Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!

Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.

Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!

Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.

Vaggie: