#incorrect monkie kid quotes

[unicornblossom13]

[Clingy Husband]

Macaque: I’ve got to get back before Wukong realizes I’m not in bed.

[On Flower Fruit Mountain]

Wukong [wakes up to find his husband not sleeping beside him]: Macaque? MACAQUE!!!!!

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[miissgraysondrake]

* Watching a "Monkey King: The animated series" marathon*

Sun Wukong: -whining-

MK: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A PUNISHMENT?!?! IT'S NOT A PUNISHMENT!!

Sun Wukong: IT'S NOT?!

MK: NO????

Macaque:-sobbing- IT IS FOR ME!!!

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[callmemrskenway]

Incorrect Monkie Kid x Reader Quotes (With 1 Zihao quote)

You: It's so dark!

MK: I'm scared!

Mei: Don't worry guys, I got this!

Mei: *stomps feet and wheel come out of the heels*

Mei: *falling over* SHIT, I THOUGHT THESE WERE THE LIGHT UP SKETCHERS-

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Y/n: Sometimes Macaque talks in his sleep. I think its adorable!

Macaque, with his head in your lap:...Fight me...Wukong, you dusty bitch....square up-

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Red Son: FUTURESPOUSESAYSWHAT.

Y/n: Huh?

Mei and MK: What?

Red Son: F U C K.

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Y/n: *gets stuck in a spider web*

Spider Queen: Ugh, they're so dumb, I can't believe I'm going to marry them.

Silk Prince: You don't have to.

Spider Queen: No, I'm gonna.

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Store Manager: (Y/n) (L/n), do these two belong to you?

Macaque: *looking away*

Wukong: Sup, (Y/n)?

Y/n, who wanted a normal day of shopping: I didn't even bring you two with me-

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Wukong: I think Nezha's mad at me again.

Y/n: What makes you say that?

Wukong: Because they sent me a text saying "Dear Wukong, I hope this message finds you before I do"

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[starsfic]

Mrs. Long: This is a sword your grandfather once owned. I'm giving it to you now Long Xiaojiao: Does it have any cool magic powers? Mr. Long: Only nepotism.

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[simpalert]

lmk incorrect quotes to celebrate season 4s release

mk: and that's when it hit me, the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! redson: that's the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life...

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mei: And here we see redson and mk in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. redson: Gaelic bread. mk: Grueling brad. redson: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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mk: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? redson: Bees? mk: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! redson: Wait- *mei approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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macaque: Do you even know what an amulet is? monkie king: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! macaque: monkie king, those are omelets. monkie king: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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[kingbrosiah]

Monkey King: You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omlette

Nezha: What?

Monkey King: ...

Monkey King: No I'm sticking with that, that makes sense

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[network-warrior-01]

Red son: We are staying out of this situation.

MK: We are dealing with this situation.

Mei: We...Might have started this situation.

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[wimdybreezy]

Mei: So…who’s the top?

Wukong: If you’re talking about which one of us is stronger, then, obviously-

Macaque: She’s not and I am.

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[terrible-monkie-kid-aus]

Syntax: I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business. We posess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

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[tabs-tabi-tabby]

Monkey Law

MK:Macaque, would you just come down and join us already? Macaque:Go away! This is my "No Heroes Allowed" tree. Mei: According to who? Macaque: According to Monkey Law. I peed on it therefore it's mine. Monkey King: Gross. Macaque: You do the exact same thing!

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[omni-present-god-send]

My new favorite pastime is going to the Incorrect Quote Generator, putting in a small group of my blorbos, then putting my favorites into a Google Doc to share and laugh at later. It is 8 pages long.

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[unicornblossom13]

Peng: How’s your ball and chain doing?

Wukong: Are you referring to my husband?

Peng: If I remember correctly, he was the mountain tart in his day. Wild and footloose, pretty as a partridge.

MK: Is that true, Monkey King?

Wukong: Of course not! I mean, Macaque certainly lived, we all did. It was a different time. Let’s not use the double standard, he marched against-

Mei: The mountain tart?

Wukong: Shut up.

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[sleighhethereal]

Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:

[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!

Macaque: yep.

[Y/N]: you used him!

Macaque: that is also true.

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Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty

Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??

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[callmemrskenway]

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

MK, sobbing: I JUST RAISED MY VOICE AT Y/N.

Operator: For the last time, getting in a fight with your s/o isn't a crime.

MK: IT FEELS LIKE ONE.

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[starsfic]

Long Xiaojiao: And now a little gay update from Tang. How are you?

Tang, watching Pigsy carry several boxes: Getting gayer.

Xiaojiao: Thank you Tang

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[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#81 The favorite

Wukong: Sunshine said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Macaque is third, They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open...

On the beach

Y/n*With baby monkeys napping around them and Mk on their lap, rubbing his back* Dont tell your Baba's but you're my favorite~

MK(6)*Sucking his numb and nods*Okie!

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