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Avatar Incorrect quotes#43 Tsundere catboy

Tsu'tey: I only said I love you to three people...Sylwanin, Spider, and Y/nSully when I was dying from the bullets back in the war, I only regret one of those

Spider(6): which one?

Tsu'tey: Y/n's, I lived later, so I just looked like an idiot...

Y/n*Snorts and raises brow* we're literally mates

Tsu'tey: still...

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Avatar Incorrect quotes#42 They watch you sleep-

Saeyla: I have evidence the demon is cheating on you, I am a far better match for a mate, See them on this picture of them being kissed Clan Metkayina Olo'eyktan-

Tsu'tey: The Tsahik who is his mate also kisses the human

Saeyla: ...what?

Tsu'tey: We all kiss y/n sully...they need it, if we don't they think we hate them

Saeyla: What?-

-In your own bunker, letting Neytiri do your hair-

Y/n:-and then I wake up to see six pairs of eyes looking at me in my bunker- im half asleep and these like cryptics...hover over me and when I think my paralysis demons are gonna hurt me...they kiss me?...why you suppose that it 'tiri?

Neytiri:...your demons sound needy and cowards

It's like that picture of golden retrievers watching a cat nap-

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Avatar Incorrect quotes#41 Dad Jokes

The local dads...and you are enjoying a good old-fashioned fun cooking the meat...which resulted in the sully's introducing Tonowari to...'Dad jokes'

Jake: Why are pirates called pirates?...

Tonowari*Raises brow, confused*???

Y/n*Shrugs aswell*

Jake: They just ARG!~

Tonowari*Has to bite his lower lip and hold his laugh...poorly*

Y/n*Wheezes and starts to snort,shaking head*...YOUR MAKING ME SNORT-

Jake*Smirks proudly at that* I kinda like that one

Tonowari*Decides to...give it a go, seeing he finds this "snort" you are doing is extremely adorable*...What do you call a hunter without a nose or a body?

Sully's*Both look at him...very confused and shake their head*???...

Tonowari:...Nobody Knows

Jake*Cackles and shakes his head holding a laugh, and sees you wheezing hard and almost falling, holding you up*PFT-AH SHIT-

Y/n*Covering face and snorting non-stop, face turning red*....You know why they call me rooster right?~

Jake: Cuz you a cuck?-*Was slapped on his arm by you and snickers at your glare*

Y/n:-BE-CAUSE!!!

Tonowari & Jake*Actually losing at your outbursts*!?!

Tsu'tey, Ronal & Neytiri*Looking at their mates still cracking jokes in whispers*..."How could I not make love to them-"

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MASHLE Incorrect quotes#33 Gossip-

Imagine you are an immortal cursed human, you have seen it all, and instead of mourning the loss of past friends and lovers or cursing the gods...use your immortal life for evil or good...you just live happily...with endless knowledge ...of facts and gossip...ALWAYS ready to dish-

Kaldo: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives-

Immortal!Y/n: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Kaldo: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Immortal!Y/n: You would never guess which Adam Jobs three pupils have a foot fetish

Kaldo: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for...

Kaldo:...

Kaldo: Who?-

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MASHLE Incorrect quotes#32 RIP Orter

So while Ignoring Zero's calls, You decide to check on Dot and Lance training with Orter, To which you are reminded by the two how Orter almost killed MORE THEN ONCE your...youngest son...

Magicless Y/n*Slowly turning your head to look at Orter* Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your fath-i mean mentor~*Smiling but with veins on forehead*

Orter*Blinks frowning,looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Magicless Y/n: Go.

Orter: Stay.

Magicless Y/n: Go!

Orter: Stay!?~

Magicless Y/n: You go!

Orter: Dot, stay!

Magicless Y/n: Now!

Orter: Lance, don't move!?

The Two first years go and stop looking at adult's bickering, Lance actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, and Dot looks like a lost puppy

Magicless Y/n: You go!

Orter: Boys, stay!?!

Magicless Y/n: Get out of here!

Dot*Grabs Lance's wrist and walks away slowly out the door*

Lance* actually crossing with his free hand for his mentor's wellbeing*...

Orter: Don't leave me!?!

Magicless Y/n: You get out of here!?!

Dot & Lance Internally-

Part 7 of:

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MASHLE Incorrect quotes#31 MY TURN-

When your little brother is your coach, so not only are you a secret sorcerer but you can give a good beating-

Abyss: Y/n beat my ass at the gym today...

Abel: oh, sorry to hear that-

Abyss, grinning in trance: I’m not

Abyss: T-to take the longest cold shower I’ve ever had...

Abel: ...

Next Day

Sorcerer!Y/n*Opens to their door to see a sport-wearing Abel with a serious face*What's up dollface?

Abel: Let's wrestle...

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TWST Incorrect quotes#691 ...*Faints*

F!Yuu: It’s just…I haven’t shaved down there in a while…

Lilia: I eat starbursts stuck to the wrapper*Looks with his blood-shot eyes straight into your eyes as he is thriving with your thighs squishing his head*Lay ye ass down and let me feast,I want a real woman not a child as my lover

...He worships your thighs to end him...like a worthy warrior he isn't afraid to die of asphyxiation-

Lilia*With a babywipes cleaning his face* SIT ON YOUR THRONE MY DEAREST FOR I AM READY~

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TWST Incorrect quotes#690 Bonding

Leona found you, crying on the balcony...and he felt bad for how he acted...only a little

Leona: FORGET IT-im not letting you date that octo-

Alebrije!Yuu*Pulling out big eyes and small smile* Just...give him a chance Leo, he makes me happy...I'm asking you as a friend

Leona*Made the mistake of looking and wincing, moaning, and squinting eyes*...UUUGHNEEEH-UGGGH WITH THE FACE AND THE EYES AND THE-UGRH!?*Face palms and sighs nodding*ALRIGHT!? BUT DONT MAKE ME DO SOMETHING EMBARRASSING TO MAKE UP WITH HIM!

Leona is forced to go on a hunting trip with Azul, his brother, and nephew to bond as the men of the family...and cheka is there to make SURE he doesn't say mean stuff to Azul

Leona*Cursing you and his sister-in-law*"...I'M GONNA KILL THEM!?"

Part 3 of :

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TWST Incorrect quotes#689 Top n bottom

After marriage, Vil wanted to...Surprise you on your honeymoon and he knew you also had a surprise for him...

Raven!Yuu: Isn’t this great?!

Vil*With Lingerie on to surprise you, Lying on the bed in a starfish position*Not really...

Raven!Yuu*looking down from the top bunk: What’s wrong?... You wanna be on top?

Vil*Knows you dont understand the innuendo you ... accidentally said*...that was the plan...

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Incorrect quote #28

Beel/Barbs/Sim/Luci/Sat/Raph/Mephisto(He is a gentlemen): Hello, my love I'm in the titty section what size boob dome do you wear?*Sends a kiss thru the speaker*

Belph/Sol(He is being playful): Hey B*tch, I'm in the boob section what size honkers do you wear?

Mams/Asmo/Levi/Sol/Thirteen/Karasu: WASSUP SHARTIE BAE IM IN LE BRA SECTION, WHAT SIZE HONKER BADONKERS U WEAR?

Mams/Levi/Sol/Thirteen/Mich/Karasu: Ayo babe I'm in the tittie section what size Dippin dots have you got?

Dia/Beel/Asmo/Mam/Mich/Thirteen: DAMN GIRL those are some big honkers then, Lemme see them later kk, Mine are bigger but that's ok, I still love you, baby

F!Mc*On the other line*....

AGAIN SORRY FOR THE FEMALE MC, I try to be as GN as possible...

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Obey me!Memes #185

BIGGU SHEEP AND BABU LAMB ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-

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Incorrect quotes#703 Queen Rose

Mc*In a sexy maid outfit cleaning the castle out of their own will, with headphones on, dusting the windows*TIGHT AS VIRGIN BOY~DONT GET NERVOUS~TIIIGHT!~

Mc*swinging hips to the beat, adjusting their fishnets, using the duster as a mic*Im here to serve you customer service, RIGHT!~

Barb: Please right this way your majesty-*Escorting Queen Rose as he spots you and freezes instantly, face exploding in red as he by reflex turns into his demon form*

Mc*full on dancing now*I save dick by giving it CPR~I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR!~

Barb: LANGUAGE!

Mc*Turns around to see Barbatos and The queen rose*AAAH!?!

WHO HERE HASNT FORGOTTEN ABOUT QUEEN ROSE AND THE DAME EVENT?...Barbatos told you to not wear that outfit outside his bedroom

Soon I will have my personal headcanon for her...also...say hello to my own idea...oh the beautiful queen rose

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#6 Lovers & Fighters-

Snow: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty & Admiration is by saving them from a perilous situation

Melusine: So you're just gonna wait until the MC is in danger and save them?

Snow: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them~

Melusine: ...

Melusine*Looking at him unimpressed* You're insane Codependent Buffoon

...When they are both tall, sophisticated simps...who love short lil weirdos-

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#5 Eepy

The Simp Husband Dragon and his reincarnated tired "wife"...you just accept his proposal with a "This might as well happen-"

Ophion*Has brought you to the fanciest restaurant in all of Tokyo* So...My Wife, what would you do if you were in bed with me right now?~

Mc: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Ophion: Yes~

Mc*Tired of trouble-magnet always coming their way* I'd sleep.

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#4 Flirting in class

Moritaka: Look, I got another A on the test!

Mc: Why do you have to be on top of the class when you can be on top of me?~

Moritaka*Lets out a "Yip" as his face explodes in red*!?!-

Mononobe*Sighs as he rubs his temples* Kid, we’re still in class

Mc: ...right, sorry dad

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When You and Leona introduced each other ankle bitters...it was too cute to compute for you....tho Leona seemed happy Cheka had someone else to bother...till you both heard them cry out...

Baby Cheka thinks Baby Grim has Blueberry cotton candy coming from his ears and won't stop nibbling them...and Grim doesn't like the idea of being eaten-

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WHB Memes#5

Raphael x Chill Mc...

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