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[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#33 Gossip-

Imagine you are an immortal cursed human, you have seen it all, and instead of mourning the loss of past friends and lovers or cursing the gods...use your immortal life for evil or good...you just live happily...with endless knowledge ...of facts and gossip...ALWAYS ready to dish-

Kaldo: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives-

Immortal!Y/n: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Kaldo: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Immortal!Y/n: You would never guess which Adam Jobs three pupils have a foot fetish

Kaldo: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for...

Kaldo:...

Kaldo: Who?-

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[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Memes #6

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[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#36 Sperm "Donor"

Magicless!Y/n, to Wahlberg: If you see Zero, give him this message *makes a neutral face* Magicless!Y/n: He'll know what it means.

-Later when Zero & Wahlberg are fighting-

Wahlberg*Stops mid-fight and looks at him* -oh, and Y/n said to give you a message Wahlberg*Makes a neutral face*... Zero: Oh no...The neutral face of displeasure...

-In Your cabin in the woods-

Magicless!Y/n*Currently brushing Domina's hair and smiling at him* When I die I want Zero to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time, tell that to your sperm donor~

Domina*Is unsure why you are so mad at his father but...he rather not anger you, his affectionate "Mother"*Okay...

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[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#34 INTRO!

Immortal!Y/n Shennanigangs-

Adam*Introducing his young pupils to his friend*-That's Y/n, one of my most closets recruits*Pointing to You who is waving at the wizards holding a rope*

Immortal!Y/n*Smiles as they let go of the rope*...

As the boulder crashes into them, Killing them instantly the boulder slides their body starts to rise up, They groan sitting up as if nothing happened to them...The three students are left in shock at this

Adam*Sighs and rubs his temples* -They are immortal, Which is kind of a hassle for them since they don't want to live apparently...

Wahlberg,Amy & Zero:...

Immortal!Y/n*Whines in defeat* Will nothing end this vicious cycle?

Adam: They also talk, Which is a hassle for me, since they never shut up-

-Present time-

Immortal!Y/n: And that...my dear boy is how I met your father...*Puts the intro of "How I met your Mother"*

Mash:...

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