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#incorrect sibuna quotes
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Nina: I love you all equally.
Sibuna: That’s all we needed to hear.
-They all leave, except Fabian-
Nina: You know you'll always be my favorite, right?
Fabian: I better be.
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she-is-miller · 1 month
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Patricia: I have something to tell you. Eddie and I are dating.
Mara: I've known for the last month. You two are inseparable.
Patricia: Month?? We've only been together for a few days.
Mara: ......
Mara: Then what the fuck were you doing before that??
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flamingfalcon3 · 6 months
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Fabian: Babe, you're so funny!
Nina: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.
Fabian: Awwww, that's sweet of you!
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Fabina Incorrect Quotes
Amber: So, what are your guys' pet names?
Fabian: Oh no we don't really-
Amber: What's the last name of Wendy from Peter Pan?
Fabian: Darling.
Nina, peaking around the corner: Yeah?
Amber: Don't lie to me again.
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house-of-secrets · 2 months
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Alfie: I’m never donating blood ever again.
Alfie: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!
Jerome: What do you mean?
Alfie: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?
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joysmercer · 1 year
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patricia: robert frobisher-smythe was not only a permanent fixture in egyptian history, but he was also the founder of this school, and i take special comfort in knowing that he died…
patricia: …
patricia: doing what he loved.
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non-cannon · 20 days
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Fabian: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Nina: The afterlife, I guess.
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fawncrw · 2 years
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Fabian: Is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija Board: Yes
Fabian: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.
Ouija Board: W-T-F?
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lilydreaming13 · 2 years
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incorrect quotes: Eddie finds out that Patricia kissed Joy once.  Eddie: I thought I was your first kiss. Patricia: I said you were the first boy I ever kissed. Eddie: Yeah, that makes sense.
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Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.
Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.
Mara: Wait what —
Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.
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Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 3 months
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Alfie: It’s time for Plan E.
Fabian: Don’t you mean Plan B?
Alfie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Nina: What about Plan D?
Alfie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 2 months
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Jerome, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Alfie: Yeah, he will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Jerome: Exactly, I will straight up-
Jerome:
Jerome, tearing up: Alfie, why would you say that?
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 3 months
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Jerome: You’re crazier than your girlfriend!
Eddie: Hey! NO ONE is crazier than my girlfriend!
Patricia, proudly: Yeah! No one’s crazier than me!
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 4 months
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Alfie: I was talking to Fabian once, and he was like "oh I like old music" and I was like "oh really" expecting it to be like the Beatles or something. Turns out this guy likes listening to the earliest forms of recorded sound from the 1800s on the original machinery.
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incorrectsibunaquotes · 4 months
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Patricia: I've got my leather jacket. I've got my boys... good to go.
Fabian: We are not your boys.
Eddie: Yes, we are.
Alfie: Yeah, we are.
Patricia: Yes, you are.
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