Nina: I love you all equally.
Sibuna: That’s all we needed to hear.
-They all leave, except Fabian-
Nina: You know you'll always be my favorite, right?
Fabian: I better be.
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My dear mutual, have you realized that you are one of the funniest people I have met???
@dalikmata6
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Jason: I can take the Iraqi soldier
Eric: in a fight, right?
Jason, taking of his shirt:
Eric:
Eric: … in a fight … right?
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Jerome, out of breath: Who wants to make five quid?
Nina: How?
Jerome: I need someone to take the fall.
Victor, in the distance: Oh, my God!!
Fabian: What did you do?!
Jeorme: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Victor, louder: OH, MY GOD!!
Alfie: Make it ten.
Jerome: Deal. You’re a good friend.
Jerome, dragging Alfie by his collar: Victor! I got him! I got him!
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Merwin: "Hey, Salim's got a kid right?"
Jason: "Yeah, why?"
Merwin, grabbing him by the shoulders: "Jason. This is what we have been training for. You have the chance to put YEARS of theory into practice. You're the chosen one, man. The stars have aligned to give you the opportunity to become a legend. Do not let us down."
Jason: "I'm not gonna make a 'your dad' joke to Zain, Merwin. "
Later
Zain, walking into his house: "Jason? What are you doing?"
Jason, with no hesitation: "Your dad."
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Alfie: Any luck with the gem?
Jerome: No. I’m so depressed. Mara gave me this “Good Job” sticker just for waking up.
Alfie: Ugh it’s like you’re dating a teacher.
Jerome: I know, it’s so hot.
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fabian: you're right.
eddie: that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?
fabian: you didn't let me finish.
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jason: fuck you
salim: fuck me yourself, you coward
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Salim holding a crying Jason:
Nick: yo, why is Jason crying?
Salim: I cheated on him...
Nick: you did WHAT?
Salim: …in his dreams.
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Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.
Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.
Mara: Wait what —
Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.
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Eddie: Don’t mansplain this to me!
Patricia: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Eddie: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Eric: are you racist?
Jason: my best friend is Nick and I’m dating Salim
Rachel: he’s dodging the question
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Fabian: How was the mission?
Nina: We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.
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Jerome: You could ask us to help you with a scheme, but just know that one day, we will ask something of you in return, so choose wisely.
Nina: Okay. Will you help me with a scheme?
Alfie: Yes. Can I have the rest of your fries? That is the thing we ask in return.
Jerome: Why can you never wait to cash in on a favour?!
Alfie: I have no impulse control!
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