Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.
Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.
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Reiner: What the hell were you doing with Armin?!
Annie: You know what they say. If you can't beat them, fuck them
Reiner: That's NOT the saying!!
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Levi: Why are you so obsessed with food?
Sasha: That's how I cope
Levi: There are better ways to cope
Sasha: Really? What do you do?
Levi: Conceal everything, pretend I'm okay and then cry myself to sleep, like everybody
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Zeke: [sitting in the hospital waiting room, filling out the admissions form] Let's see, cause of parents' death ... got in my way.
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Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family
Grisha: And a lot of love
Zeke: More lies
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Levi: Can you guys just try to see it from my perspective.
Hanji: *gets on knees*
S: *crouches down*
Levi:
Levi: I will kill you both in your sleep
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Levi: Shh... Do you hear that?
Hange: No... What was it?
Levi: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion different pieces
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*levi and hange skipping stones on the water*
hange, in awe: it’s such a beautiful sight...
levi, whispering: take that you fucking sea
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Sasha: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Jean: ...It’s just you.
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Trost arc
Mikasa: just dont die.
Eren: i have no say in the matter
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Pieck: So you’re dating Annie?
Hitch: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Pieck: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Levi: What if I say 'please'? Will you clean that shit, then?
Hange: Levi, if you say 'please', I'll clean the HQ from top to bottom every week
Levi: ...
Hange: You can't say it, huh?
Levi: ...
Hange: One day, that pride will get you killed, Levi
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(y/n): "What are you eating?"
Levi: "It's salty. You wouldn't like it."
(y/n): "I like you don't I?"
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S4 Eren: ~exists~
Mikasa: Ooh, we like a bad boy don't we
Armin: Yeah, but not fucking terrorists, Mikasa
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Levi: That's ridiculous. S doesn't have a crush on me.
Hanji: Yes she does
Erwin: Yes she does
S: Yes I do
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