#it was bad

[despazito]

I feel like a lot of the adults who put up a stink about not wanting to see leather and fetish gear at furcons weren't around for the "go yiff in hell furfags" era of the internet..

#it was bad #like really bad

[wentzmp3]

Stop smiling at each other!!!

#i went through my photos again #it was bad #pete wentz #patrick stump #fob #fall out boy #fob pete #fob patrick #fall out boy pete #fall out boy patrick #peterick #fob glasgow #mine

[catdadeddie]

Oh god, we've broken containment...

#it was BAD #but now its FILM UPDATES BAD #911 spoilers

[atlantis-area]

2023 Melon Music Awards - KEY - Don't Call Me

#SHINee #Key #Kim Kibum #giffedbyme #dailyshinee #skyehi #kpopco #kpopccc #kpopstages #malegroupsnet #malegroupsedit #ultkpopnetwork #member: Key #era: Hard #MMA 2023 #When I tell you the quality was bad #It was bad #Take my word for it #8 gifs because he had so much screen time! #Slayed

[bunnikida]

You ever lower your standards for fanfic so much for an hour or so in the night and then you finish it and you're filled with regret for losing your sleep over that shit

#like why did i read that #WHY #it was bad

[mortalityplays]

one of the most instructive experiences I had in college was attending a lecture on ethical data capture for international development (lol as it turned out) where the guest lecturer was essentially doing an academic book tour for his latest work on 'measurable happiness'.

his whole argument was that by over-focusing on negative data capture (e.g. how many people died in this conflict, how many people got sick from bad water, how prevalent is preventable child death), poor international aid workers fall into despair and burnout and their organisations end up chasing inefficient aid strategies like providing free local health clinics that only continue to measure negative data points and suck up funding. instead we should be capturing happy positive data like how many new babies were born, how many years have been added to the average lifespan, how many people report greater satisfaction with their daily lives than before we started quizzing them. happy numbers! happy aid workers! nice glossy annual reports attracting lots of money from smiling philanthropists!

during the Q&A I pointed out that the effect of many of these capture strategies would be to hide underlying issues rather than solving them — are rising birth numbers a net positive if the rates of infant mortality stay the same? what about deaths or lifelong health complications from childbirth? what does it mean to live longer on average if your quality of life is getting worse? He got annoyed, didn't answer any of my questions, and explained that all those problems would be solved by attracting more funding to aid organisations through a more compelling, optimistic data picture. he said did that answer your question, I said not really, he said read my book, I said doubtful and left.

anyway that really taught me to be skeptical of that kind of paternalistic feelings-led view of aid (and all of these institutions in general but that's its own issue). apart from anything else it is so insanely disrespectful of the many, many, many, many people in the world who are capable of confronting and metabolising discomfort, sadness, anger, and other negative emotions, and using them productively to better the world. if you are ONLY capable of being panicked or controlled by your negative feelings, you have an infantile relationship with reality and you are only ever going to be a useful conduit for liars, sorry.

#I did read his book from the library btw #it was bad

[stubz]

"Can't you cut it off?"

"No I can't cut it off Zyz because unlike you my leg can't grow back."

"Yeah Max is a mammal. We just have to wait till Friday and it'll be all better."

"It'll be longer than Friday Tarlax, it won't be completely better till after the tri-eclipse festival."

*chorus of what's, groans, and other disapproving children sounds*

"But that's...1..2..4..6...7 weeks!"

"I thought you said you weren't hurt that bad!"

"YOU ALREADY RESTED FOR A WEEK!!"

"Yes but it'll still take a while for me to be able to play with you guys again. Right now I'm only able to keep an eye on you kids and help Kim out with crafts and non-physical things."

"But when Pollix broke his arm he was all better in 2 weeks, and my uncle Fenrir broke his foot but he's all better after 10 days."

"Listen kids, humans take longer to heal than most other species. And until then I can't play with you or else my ankle will just get worse."

"But why can't-!"

"Please just one-"

"Maaxx-"

"Come on-!"

"ENOUGH!" having enough of the kids guilt and nag her injured co-worker on his first day back ran the the other human's patience dry.

"Max fractured, broke, his ankle and you want him to run on it? You want him to carry you all while just standing for too long hurts him? You want him to make his injury even worse so that he can play with you?"

complete silence

"After all Max has done for you kids and still you demand that he bends over backwards to entertain you...terrible behavior, I am disappointed in you, all of you."

"...Sorry Miss Kim."

"I'm not the one you kids should be apologizing to."

*chorus of small whispered apologies to Max*

"I forgive you, but like Kim I'm disappointed in you. Now everyone go get your snack."

.

..

"Kay what's eating you?"

"...I feel bad for yelling at the kids now."

"I know but you and I know that was necessary."

"Yeah but I still don't like it."

"Sorry for making you do that. I should've put my foot down and lectured them instead of you."

"Well...to be fair you couldn't without losing balance or wrecking your ankle even more."

"Ha. ha. very funny."

"MAX!!" screams dozen of children and younglings.

"Holy shit!"

"FuuuACK ...damnit my ankle..." his body forgot that even while scared he should not be jumping.

"We got you stuff to help you get better faster!" one by one the children handed the humans jars, wrapped up food, beverages, medicines, and many other things that helped one's health on their respective planet.

"Wow, this is so thoughtful kids. Thanks."

"And thanks to my uncle Fenrir I know how you can play with us but also catch up in case of emergencies."

"Oh really? Is it some kind of scooter--ho crap! THOR PUT ME DOWN!"

"Does it hurt?? Athea, Pollix, come on!"

"Waitwaitwaitwait!"

"There! Not only can you move faster, but also your taller and we get to train our stamina and endurance like any good warrior."

"Kim. Help. Me."

"Are you in pain?"

"...actually no...it's surprisingly comfortable."

"then what's wrong?"

"this is against protocol."

"Dude we have like zero protocol here when it comes to playtime."

"..."

"Your scared of heights?" they ask raising a brow.

"In my defense not many 6'3 men can be carried like this..."

"Well considering your only 2 feet higher now I say we call this your exposure therapy. Carry on kids, but don't run with him unless he says so."

"KIM! DON'T LEAVE ME! I WILL EXPOSURE THERAPY YOU TO SPIDERS IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS!!"

"No you won't! Your too nice plus to make things even the spider would have to be small and in a container."

#the adventures of kim and max running a space child care centre #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #I fractured my ankle while playing grounders at work and am dreading the kids reactions to hearing that I won't be able to play with them #6-8 weeks for this thing to heal! #it was bad #I heard the bone crack #at least my boss gave me cookies and a get well card during the weekend #and I don't have to come into work right away

[teddy-bear-d]

The awkward but also absolutely hilarious thing about having a roommate that’s well versed in anime but knows nothing of gaming youtube let alone minecraft youtube is that I am a cosplayer and when I go to cosplay my little minecraft guy I have to say, ‘oh yeah, it’s time for kakashi slightly to the left,” or, “off brand bleach dudes twin.”

#ethoslab #hermitcraft #martyn inthelittlewood #mcytblr #mcyt #I love it #but also I found out her extent of knowledge on mc was solely creeper face #that’s it #just the logo #and I was shocked #like I’d been ranting about my minecrafters for 3/4 of a year #and she didn’t even know what SMP or skin meant #it was bad #she just nods along #I think I found this out when trying to gauge how much she knew about mods #which was none #she knew nothing

[nintengoat]

What a day

#it was bad #my face

[cuckhowell]

my biggest flex and also regret is that my little sister and i both got into our tatinof show with the weird stories from our childhood but my little undiagnosed autistic self couldn’t fathom that they were talking about us and making jokes so i just ended up being a 15 year old screaming at them as if they would respond in the middle of the show and that truly keeps me up at night.

#like i was a heckler #it was bad #but it was such a crazy thing that we both got in the show back to back i was just stunned #anyway #sky rambles #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #tatinof

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i can read yiddish alright alone, but as soon as i have to say it out loud it’s over. we’re stumbling through words like no one has stumbled before. it gets worse the longer i have to read. what is this letter. i’ve never spoken before in my life. i’m like a spooked horse and my teacher has to hold her hand out and calm me down by giving me a sugar cube (assuring me i pronounced a simple word correctly)

#i need to practice more. just read out loud in class and we were STRUGGLING #it was bad #yiddish

[kitsunelike]

happy autism awareness month are you aware of me

#💕 #lolita fashion #sweet lolita #egl fashion #neither of my petticoats worked witj this dress #so i had to get out the adjustable hoop skirt #it was bad #actually autistic #autistic adult #idk what else to tah this im cutek #look at me

[strawberry-seal77]

I knew the milk was bad but I still had to taste it . I had to be sure

#it was bad

[angelicapothecaryote]

#starbait #dmmd tag #dmmd #dramatical murder #aoba seragaki #tatsuo toue #clearao #cleaoba #i DONT remember which one it was #the colors are so fucked up on this one certified tablit moment #ok i edited the colors to look more like how it was ment to look kinda #because it was BUGGING me #i hate this cuz i can never tell if its a ive been looking at one screen for so long that any difference is just my brain over exadrating #it was BAD #toues face like lost all of the angery flush coloring too lmao #it kinda looks like a messed up black eye now lmao

[brovotics-art]

hey everyone needs to appreciate this screen cap of Dracula from the new MH movie,, it is,,, one of my favorite things ever

#look at him #hes so babygirl #aka disgusted #i love him for that #monster high #dracula #mh g3 #monster high 2 #monster high live action #it was bad #like really bad

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

little highschool lovesong headcanon since i can do what i want in this household: Nicky and Sparrow sat on the Oak family’s porch after school talking about stuff (life,drama,silly things etc) and ended up kissing and then Henry would walk around the corner like ‘Hey kiddos- oh sorry!!’ and quickly walk away with Sparrow burying her head in her hands

#you might say ‘wow lark this seems highly specific’ #yes it is #this happened to me today #i wanted to jump into a river #IT WAS BAD #so i make sparrow suffer through it hehe #thoughts in the void #lovesong #dndads #sure i’ll tag it