#jschlatt

[internetscenarios]

ANYTHING SCHLATT PRETTY PLEASE ? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

OF COURSE ill do current jay,, schlatt x reader headcanons since headcanons r so fun to write

schlatt x reader headcanons ♡︎

- TALL MAN. 6’3 jesus

- big guy persona is just there for online,, in person he is the sweetest man ever

- omg streamer!reader imagine he just pops up in the corner

- he would just drop stuff or make loud noises on purpose to interrupt the stream help

- trimming his mutton chops

- hand comparisonnn

- keep mentioning soft launch I APOLOGISE but feel like he would post a picture of you asleep next to him being like ‘just bagged a woman’

- TOOTS, probably stupid petnames or nicknames as well

- something like a stupid version of ur name

- if u came home from a long day he would be there instantly, getting u a drink making food etcc

- this man is an ass grabber. once he knows ur comfortable with it hes grabbing a full cheek

- he would buy the stupidest shit ever

- like u will think its one of ur packages so u open it and its just a cardboard cutout of someone

- the pope..

- lovess bringing u places with him,,

- otk dodgeball stream made me giggle, imagine playing dodgeball with him that would be so fun

- him talking about u on chuckle sandwich podcast

- ted would be like

“do you have someone special in your life schlatt?”

“[your full name]”

would probably have to bleep it HELP

- is not afraid to pick you up and throw u around

- NOT IN A MEAN WAY

- he is very mean,, but in a silly way

- going back to streamer!reader i feel like he would just stand behind u to scare u when u check ur chat

- stealing his yankee hats

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #schlatt

[xoxoluka]

You comfortable with writing about reader having a semi mild belly kink towards schlatt? I just wanna feed him and take care of my tsundere teddy bear between my girlbossing times 🥰🥰💕

Only if you’re comfy ofc! ^^

yes of course! i’ve got a perfect idea for this!

"ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴇʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ'ꜱ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ"

jschlatt x fem!reader

summary: just cooking for him, like all the time. but he absolutely loves it.

warnings: fluff, reader is possibly an influencer or streamer or something

a/n: im cooking the best i can chat its past midnight (ps i don't mind the time that you send these! i'll still see them <3)

good god, it's freezing outside. you think to yourself as you reenter your shared apartment. the warmth you're met with inside allows you to shrug off your wet, rained-on jacket and hang it up on the hook, then slip off your shoes after. two sets of paws patter towards you, jambo and [REDACTED] greeting you happily at the door by rubbing up against your legs.

"hi, my babies," you coo to them, but your thoughts are interrupted by a string of profanities ringing through the walls. Jay must be streaming tonight. might as well make something warm for dinner.

you nod and travel to the kitchen, clearing a bit of counter space and pulling out the cutting board. jambo and [REDACTED] follow close behind, and sit next to the kitchen radiator as they watch you get ready to cook.

you figure you have at least two hours, if not more, until Jay is done streaming, so that should be enough to cook a warm dinner. you first pull out chicken, and put it in a pan for the oven. as the oven preheats, you get out your pot and get chicken broth out of the cabinet to bring it to a boil.

you cut up vegetables, including carrots and celery, as well as some chopped parsley. you put it all into the pot of broth, and when the chicken is done, you cut it up into cubes and toss it in as well. it smells amazing, and you add a tiny bit of onion and minced garlic into the mixture.

overall, it took about an hour and a half to cook up, which was enough time for your boyfriend to stalk his way out of his office to greet you in the kitchen.

"what'cha cookin', toots?" he asks, startling you as he wraps his arms around your midsection and rests his head on your shoulder.

"chicken soup, my mom's recipe," you giggle and rest your head on top of his as you stir the soup.

"smells fuckin' delicious," he says, standing up straight and giving you a kiss on the cheek before walking over to grab a water bottle out of the fridge. "i've got about an hour of stream left, that good for you?"

"yep, take your time baby, i'll be here." you turn to smile at him.

later, he meets you for dinner at the kitchen island. you plated the soup nicely, the fancy soup spoon and all.

he sits at the barstool next to you, where you waited for him.

"you didn't have to wait for me," he tells you, a tiny bit of confusion in his voice.

"i wanted to," you reply, a smile on your face. "you know i love eating dinner with you."

you ate mostly in silence for the rest of the time you sat, it was comfortable and warm, just like it always was with the two of you. as much as it didn't look like it on streams, or on the podcast, or to anyone you knew, it was always like this. the apartment was never rowdy or upbeat, the two of you and your cats lived comfortably and quietly with one another.

just like now, after dinner and the dishes that Jay so kindly helped you with, where you both laid in bed with the cats curled up between your legs. you laid on top of Schlatt, your head on his stomach and your arms around his torso, with jambo and [REDACTED] both curled up with each other between your intertwined legs.

it was like a quiet, quaint, happy little family. you wouldn't trade this for the world.

"i love you," you mumble, "..so much." you nuzzle into him further, wrapping your arms around him tighter, drifting off as you listen to his breathing.

"love you too, toots." he says, one of his hands coming down to caress the back of your head.

this was absolutely everything and anything you could ever want.

pls is this bad or what

© property of xoxoluka. do not repost.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt fanfic #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt x you #jschlatt #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #schlatt #fluff #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff

[renranram]

in am so high and drunk rn and i need drunk and/or high sex with schlatt so bad

You got me so high

nsfw

oral sex, high fem reader and high schlatt, i didn't write much for this mb

a/n; hiiiiii im backkkkkkk

schlatt didn't know how'd this happen, you and him sat on his living room, getting high as you two smoke the weed, getting stoned cold

you lean your back on the seat, taking a deep breath before inhaling the cannabis again, “ fuckkk “ you groan out chuckle, noticing schlatt was already staring at you

“ hey y/n, have you always looked this pretty? “ he asks, sweat dripping off his forehead, the run rays managing to hit both of your faces

“ dont get weird man “ you smile out, ruffling your hair, getting all high with him as schlatt breaks a smile and a chuckle, “ im not joking, you're so fucking pretty “

you look at him, “ dont go falling in love now “ you cross your legs as your shirt hang loose on your shoulder, the sweat making your body glistening

he smiles at you, eyeing your shoulder, getting goosebumps as he smokes off, “ hey, not trying to sugarcoat or anything but, i kind of wanna bend you over and fuck the shit out of you right now “ he confesses, blunt as you choke on your spit

“ have you always been this so blunt if you're horny or not? “ you mutters, unbothered, you two were high after all, it's not that serious

“ rarely, i dont know… you're just.. enticing to look at right now “ schlatt added, “ … are you down? “ he slowly looks up at you

“ wait, “ you pause, “ you wanna actually do it? “ all you can do was chuckle, unsure if he was being ironic or no, but the look on his face otherwise

“ does me having a hard on not obvious enough? “ schlatt states, as you look down at the now obvious tent on his pants

“ shit schlatt… why the fuck is it so bulgy “ you breathe out as he chuckles, “ wanna feel it inside you? “

“ … bet “

there you are now, schlatt thrusting his hips onto your mouth, seeing your messy eyeliner ran down on your cheek, choking on his dick

“ fuck… im gonna ugh- be fucking honest… you look better this.. shit.. way “ he continues, holding up your hair in a ponytail so it wont get on your face

you could feel his tip reach the back of your throat, as he grunts out your name everytime he throats in and out of you, your saliva bubbling, messing your makeup up but for schlatt, it was only a sight he can see

you meet his thrusts with the bop of your head, your hand snaking inside your shirt as you fondle with your breast while schlatt, could only chuckle in amusement at the sight of his friend sucking the shit out of him

you can hear his dick throb on your tongue giving you more motivation to go faster as schlatt, moans your name out in pleasure, throwing his head back

“ didn't know you could be a fucking whore “ he chuckles, as he groans out loudly, filling your throat with his semen as he slowly pulls out of your mouth seeing how puffy your cheeks are after he filled you up

you cough out his semen, choking a little, as he pats your hair, “ fuck that felt great, you good? “ you chuckle out, “ yeah.. im good “ you reassure him, as schlatt walks toward his kitchen

before handing you a cup of water and wipes to remove your messy makeup, “ … you know.. we should do that more often “ he suggests as you take his offered items

“ like, get high, have sex and shit like that “ he added as you drank the water, nodding, “ bet “

#chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #schlatt #sleep deprived podcast #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #fem reader #jschlatt x reader smut #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt fanfic #schlatt x you #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt smut

[identify-society-half]

https://christina-257.szhdyy.com.cn/xu/571BnGh

#status para whatsapp #kid cudi #skullgirls #hailee steinfeld #性感 #candidbubbles #kaomoji #amazon #ineffable bureaucracy #hyoyeon #the neighbourhood #jerza #cheryl cole #jschlatt

[official-believe-give-language]

#cute quotes #braids #Philza #darkest dungeon #studying #my oc art #status para whatsapp #scene kid #underwater #candidbubbles #emotions #amazon #the neighbourhood #jschlatt #interior decorating

[untellableramrant]

I want to be not called "Cute" artstyle for once. So here's a realistic drawing of Schlatt from unpaid intern. Ref :

#jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #unpaid intern #Yes i did draw some sparkles on Kyedae it's awesome #It was suppose to be a sketch but i painted the shadow and then i colored it and there we go 4 hours #tbh i'm proud of this art piece

[hayako-kra]

Very good use of 5 hours.

#fanart #schlatt #jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #digitalart

[krovsne]

i love this picture of schlatt so much with that stupid little monkey statue

#jschlatt #schlatt

[schlattjpgs]

random schlarg clips i have in my camera roll: part 2

#the way he says ‘ya done?’ and the look on his face makes me giggle and blush extensively #what’s wrong with me #jschlatt #schlatt #big guy #video post

[conarcoin]

i love him he's the only normal person in this no fourth wall meta world and he's just like "what the fuck are you people fucking talking about" at all times 😭

#mcyt #jschlatt #dream smp #smplive #liveblr

[internetscenarios]

jschlatt ♡︎

pictures you took of him while dating

hi sorry i know this isnt requests but brain rot

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt #schlatt x you

[wonder-womans-ex]

behold

(with assistance from @hecksee)

#tommyinnit #tubbo #jschlatt #mcyt #minecraft youtube #dream smp #ranboo #jack manifold #bingo

[ghostly-groves]

Schlatt in the newest chuckle sandwich ep (3:30): Usually when I drink it’s just me sitting on my couch watching hermitcraft. And then bdubs is like “ooh time for another redstone with bdubs” and I’m like “great, dude. Fuck, man.”

#j schlatt hermitcraft watcher confirmed #jschlatt #schlatt #chuckle sandwich #hermitcraft #bdubs #my posts #the worst of scar #ghost 1k

[galatoma]

Cannot believe he just saw it

#slimecicle #ted nivison #jschlatt

[smolasianartist]

Soldiers, Poets, Kings

Stickers available on my Redbubble shop!

#my art #Jschlatt #Jschlatt Fanart #Schlatt #Schlatt Fanart #Wilbur Soot #Wilbur Soot Fanart #Wilbur #Wilbur Fanart #Charlie Slimecicle #Charlie Slimecicle Fanart #Slimecicle #Slimecicle Fanart #Tubbo #Tubbo Fanart #Quackity #Quackity Fanart #Ranboo #Ranboo Fanart #Technoblade #Technoblade Fanart #Techno #Techno Fanart #DreamSMP #DreamSMP Fanart #DSMP #DSMP Fanart

[taigarrryen]

OH HEY, CHARLIE.

Never trust a man in a suit

#taigarrryen moves from angry bird app #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle fanart #slimecicle cinematic universe #jschlatt #taigartyen