#just maple syrup like a true canadian

[suzufield]

Ok now I gotta know cuz people are acting like the way jake does it is outrageous when that's more or less how I do it (except I boil them in the water for longer bc I like a thicker porridge. but given he's doing it on the go it's not going to be an ideal setup for cooking lol)

How the hell do you people cook oats

#I've figured out a good 1:2 oats to water ratio so I boil that ... with a bit of salt and add sweetener of choice at the end #usually maple syrup (hashtag true canadian) or honey #and that's it. like #more or less the same just with salt and an actual cooktop bkfjvdgd

[teddybearsandspaceships]

For my own memory, in the hopes that Scar will put yesterday´s stream on his VODs channel because it was amazing and featured among other things:

Scar calling Etho “the Maple Prince”

Xisuma trolling Scar by mixing up Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Harry Potter

Mumbo showing Scar the llama death chamber, and Scar praising him for being weird

Scar and Mumbo having a conversation about social media and AI

Scar telling Etho not to worry and that he´s thinking about moving the mail box himself (after all he had two best-selling redstone shops so surely he´s qualified!); Etho: well now I´m worried… But right afterwards Etho says people forget that Scar is actually quite skilled at the game

Etho is just interrupting people today and Scar suggests just collecting people to procrastinate

I approve of Scar encouraging Etho to participate in MCC again

Etho asking how Scar got stamps already, Scar saying he´s been a part of a lot of Life series, Etho: “you and your wily words, you can get anything you want…”

Big Salmon decreed mercury = good

Cleo shows up! “lag busting” is the new “it lagged into my inventory”

Scar definitely not encouraging Cleo to kill all other villagers after setting up her own trading hall. Cleo wants organic free range villagers.

Cleo trying to sell the monstrosolith as a giant billboard

Cleo proved she can do valley girl voice, Scar and Etho are shocked. Then they´re discussing what "no cap" means. (Etho on stream: “big true, no cap.”) They talked about poggers, and Scar going wild with his pants off (after Cleo exploded them), and Etho didn´t know what Stitch is.

Scar starts talking about Disney and it takes him a minute to realize Cleo and Etho have run away

More maple syrup discussion (Etho telling Cleo if she likes the brand she gets it´s fine), and a frantic ride-by and log-out by Grian

Cleo and Scar want to start a cult. Etho wants to be a frat instead, something cooler. Frats have fewer rules, they´re more like “pants off, it´s fine.” Scar says he´d ask too many questions to be in a cult, Etho points out he could be cult leader. Cleo immediately offers to be his second, the person who does all the dirty work.

Shoe talk. Scar shows off his twelve-year-old shoes on stream.

Making fun of Etho´s set-up! Scar is horrified. Etho talks about his Kleenex box where his mike stands. It matches his desk! It has his settings written on it! Also his space bar broke during DO2 but he got used to it. Scar decides they need reinforcements and calls Bdubs over. Ren also shows up.

Etho mentions he didn´t get a Decked Out 2 desk mat (took to long to think about it) and Tango logs in to write in chat that he´s disappointed and logs out again

A wild Iskall approaches in the distance. Etho: trident brother!

Etho invented the minecart shuffle

Cleo: "I always want you to kill people, Scar. ...no not Etho."

And Etho leaves to shuffle snow like the Canadian cryptid he is

(how dare Ren interrupt Bdubs before he can give his current opinion on the kleenex box)

"Etho´s not one to lie" (are you sure about that? ^^)

...I look away for two seconds and did Mumbo just call himself a panda in chat. I was later told: a panda fiat! Which is a car, and Iskall is a Ferrari

Moonlanding with Gem! And some talk about bases and criticism. Gem: "I love making Etho mad," “Let Etho be mad,” What´s he gonna do, all he´s gonna do is go oh snappers ^^ "Scar, you are my Etho"

#hermitcraft #hc s10 #hermitcraft streams #gtwscar #...how did this get so long #well it was a four and a half hours stream

[bambiesfics]

𝜗𝜚 Don’t be stranger

wanna know my name?

it’s Bambie. My mutuals (I love you sm) nicknamed me BamBam, Bambs and Bamberella. I’m a black fem writer <3

age?

I’m in my early twenties, just started!

blood type?

type o negative (jk, that’s a band I listen to).

where I live?

Ooh’ Canada our home & Native land. True patriot love in all thy sons command! 🇨🇦

what I look like?

gonna get my hair done and show you soon

hobbies

going to underground raves, crocheting cute items, curating new Pinterest boards, re-inventing my style monthly, falling asleep on mdma, getting distracted despite having a lot of work to do (live, laugh love adhd), responding to anons, reading slightly boring fiction (🤍 Hi Mieko Kawakami, ily), making my crushes in the sims 4, people-watching on my college campus (so many artsy/alt hotties), making up scenarios to songs, reading manga.

fandoms I love?

aside from The last of us (my baby), I like Yellowjackets (sapphic fandom too), Voltron, The Walking Dead (zombies yum), Castlevania, Adventure time (I’m a bubbline WARRIOR, and I want to sit on marceline’s face), My little pony (Do. Not. Laugh), and too many anime’s to list (send me an ask abt them if ur ever curious ) + a few more

music?

Just to give you a range: crystal castles (Alice glass only), ken Carson, Tool, Hole, Kittie, Traitrs, Destroy lonely, iggy pop, lancey foux, Boy Harsher, Alex g, Team Sleep, Arca, Bring me the Horizon, Blood Orange, vocaloid, City girls, Yves tumour, Elliot smith, Mitski, Yeat + more

shows?

the fandoms I mentioned + Interview with the vampire (it’s entertaining, strongly recommend), The boys, The Bear, Game of thrones, Shameless, The white lotus, Rick and Morty

aesthetic?

I jump back and forth a lot on it. But right now I’m leaning towards bimbo-core. Pink lipgloss, pink clothes, cleavage spilling, tight clothes, camel-toe facing the world, high pleaser heels, long acrylic nails to hold the strap.

say no to?

Drugs

say yes to?

Sucking the strap

quick game of this or that ?

Mascs or fems? Both, just want a wife

Hot weather or cold weather? Hot weather

Pancakes or waffles? Waffles

Pineapple on pizza or no? Pineapples on pizza

Ability to turn invisible or ability to read minds? Turn invisible

Shopping in-store or online? Online (Covid changed me)

Shower or bath? Shower (that one icarly episode changed me)

Avocado toast or waffles with Maple syrup? I’m Canadian, it’s waffles n’ syrup for me.

While sleeping: Fan or No Fan? Fan on, even in winter

Live on a farm or live in a forest cabin? Forest cabin

Tumblr or Twitter? Twitter, even though it’s bad for my mental health.

Kids or no kids? Kids, wanna give my wife a small family

Ass or tits? Tits. But it’s ironic for me considering I have a huge fucking butt.

Ellie or Abby? Love you Abbydoll but it’s gone have to be Ellie.

Hope you’ve warmed up to me a bit, see you bae.

Me af if u even care ^ 🦌

#navigation #don’t laugh at my little pony or me being Canadian I’ll start sobbing 🙏🏾

[nick-close]

Do you think Dndads would have been noticeably different if the dads were Canadian as opposed to Americans from LA? Involving themes and points of tension in the plot, I mean.

I've thought about how preforming masculinity would have taken up a lot more narrative space if the dads were in the Southern US, and it dawned on me that I could ask if you may have noticed differences if the location was different as well, like how Frank might not have returned to work if universal healthcare was available.

Regardless, hope you're well

Damn, interesting question all around!! As a Canadian I’ll use my thinker here. It absolutely depends on the province they’re from (like if these fuckers were from Quebec???? Yikes lmao) but honestly as someone from small town BC, I’d say the main differences are just weather and sports. LA is pretty well known to be progressive and things right?

Pretty much everybody here is into hiking, skiing, biking, and the environment. (my town literally banned plastic bags.) and Darryl would probably be a hockey guy rather than a football guy. (Which, side note, there’s an entire genre of guy we call ‘hockey boys’- which is specifically for shitty teen boys into hockey. I pray the teens wouldn’t be that.) they’d probably have to go somewhere icy for the anchor arc, but hockey is very violent so grants stuff would be the same. Hockey is also kind of gay but that’s irrelevant.

Again, as a BC person- Glenn and Henry would probably be super similar. This is the stoner hippie area of Canada. But again, I think there’s just an added layer of politeness when approaching scenarios. And a lot more apologizing. I know it’s a stereotype but like, it’s true- we fucking hate stepping on each others toes. Ofc some Canadians suck but whatevs. I think Ron would be less assured in his attempts to be big and masculine- but overall pretty similar. Darryl the same- I just think he’d start more things off with ‘sorry to bother you but-‘

I also think it’s possible Ron’s mom could’ve gotten better medical attention with available healthcare- though I don’t know how that would’ve ended up for Ron. And to be real? I forgot Frank’s entire deal, so whatever you said is probably right. I live right by the border so really Canada and the US isn’t that different tho.

I think also they would know who bonhomme is and that would be cool. They could have an entire festival ep that would feel incredibly out of place, while they eat maple syrup on a stick they made in the snow. That would be awesome.

#singing MOII J’AIME SKIIER #and they would say pencil crayons #AND TOUQUE #sorry I just woke up I have no real input #ty for asking I hope ur well too!! #dndads #dungeons and daddies #asks

[buckets-of-dirt]

Top 5 best foods (I'd ask for the top 5 mash episodes but i feel like we've already HAD that discussion)

Yes, I think we have already had the mash discussion lol. These are in no particular order because I refuse to pit bad bitches against each other

1. Welsh rarebit

It's a really nice cheese and beer sauce on toast, what's not to love? I had some with a poached egg on top at a pub in Conwy when I visited the UK last year and it might've been the jet lag but it was close to a religious experience

2. Bagel with lox and cream cheese (often referred to as a New Yorker)

I'm a recent convert to this because I was afraid to spend money on smoked salmon and then not like it, (I've had texture problems with raw fish before) but finally a low-stakes opportunity to try it presented itself and I loved it. Capers, red onion, and a tiny squeeze of lemon juice complete the dish

3. Bibimbap

Rice, garlicky beef, mushrooms, sauteed veggies, and bean sprouts, then throw a runny fried egg on top and drizzle on a sauce whose main ingredient is gochujang paste. Except for the amount of time it takes to sautee each type of vegetable individually (my dad does this for presentation) it's one of my new favourite comfort foods and it's pretty easy to make. I like that I get to customize my bowl from what options are available and each person gets to control their own spice level

4. Salt and vinegar chips

Just a basic snack food, true, but the world would be incomplete without it. They're best as kettle chips (as are most chip flavours) and the more vinegar the better. My mouth should feel like it's dissolving and there's a Canadian brand that meets this requirement better than any other I've tried

5. Maple creemee

This is Extremely regional to one part of northern New England, which is why I've included a picture. "But Wally, it's just soft serve!" Wrong. A creemee is very similar to soft serve, and some places will cut corners by using soft serve mix instead, but a proper one uses cream instead of milk and thus has a richer ice cream base. While you can get them in basically any flavour that's used in soft serve (chocolate vanilla twist is extremely popular) maple is the pinnacle of the form. Unlike a lot of maple flavoured things, they use real maple syrup (probably because they only exist in the exact region where serving fake maple syrup is considered a deadly insult) and it's simply divine. In some places you can even get maple sprinkles that are just crushed up bits of maple candy

#before anyone clowns on the name of that last one I promise none of your jokes are original #thanks for the ask mice! #original post

[hlmoorewrites]

commentary on a scene of your choice from "the house is burning (better run for cover)"? 👁️ 👁️

hhhh but I love every scene in it how do I just chose one--!

After much deliberation, I'll be providing commentary on this scene from the house is burning (better run for cover):

***

“It’s pancake morning. Need to get there before McKay eats it all.”

“He’s never up this early,” Ronon says, and it’s true – McKay isn’t there, so Sheppard takes his time loading up on pancakes and genuine Canadian maple syrup and joins Lorne at his table.

“How’s the painting going, Major?”

“Almost done with the latest, Colonel,” Lorne says proudly. “Want to see it?”

Not particularly, but Sheppard makes a point of being supportive of his soldiers’ creative hobbies. It’s an impressive work, a landscape of the ocean with Atlantis in the foreground surrounded by her puddle jumpers, cast against a night sky and a full moon.

After he makes his escape, he showers and roams the large, mostly empty corridors of his city of silver and water. Atlantis’s song is quiet today, her response to his presence the brush of his fingers across her panels weak, sluggish. He walks along the southwest pier until Woolsey comms him to tell him there are complaints coming out of the science labs and can Sheppard get the ‘situation’ (code for a one Dr M. Rodney McKay) back under control, please?

The ‘situation’ makes itself immediately obvious: all four of McKay’s scientists huddled outside (thrown out?) and watching McKay through the glass panels. “What’s going on here?” Sheppard asks, and before anyone can respond, a laptop gets thrown through the window. Sheppard jumps back with a curse and orders the scientists to clear out.

“Hey, enough! Enough!” he yells, storming in between chairs and valuable, priceless equipment getting launched all over the thoroughly trashed lab. He grabs McKay by the arms, forcing his friend to stop and breathe. “What the hell’s gotten into you?”

“He’s gone!” McKay yells.

“Who’s gone?”

“Radek! Radek Zelenka!”

Sheppard frowns. “Who?”

McKay snarls and jerks out of his grasp. “Radek Zelenka, small Czech guy with glasses, crazy hair? Engineer? Come on, Sheppard!”

Sheppard doesn’t remember McKay hitting his head on the last mission, but he’s been jumpy about McKay seeing things or forgetting things since the parasite. Probably time to get Carson up here. Sheppard reaches for his earpiece. “Rodney, look, you’ve… been under a lot of stress lately, but –”

“It’s funny,” McKay continues, pacing back and forth, “you’d think I’d be less hysterical than when Teyla vanished. And don’t get me wrong, I was! I spent five loops curled up in my quarters until my powerbars started disappearing! She was the only one who believed me from the moment I told her, because she felt something was wrong even though she didn’t remember Torren! But she couldn’t help me with equations and engineering like Radek can, and now he’s gone too and the sample size is decreasing more and more every single loop which means the rate of decay is accelerating exponentially.”

Sheppard blinks. “I have no… idea who or what you’re talking about it.”

McKay stares at him helplessly, tears in his eyes. He looks gutted, an expression Sheppard has seen on his face only once: John, I’ve never been so scared, I’m slipping away, I’m slipping away and I don’t know how to stop myself.

“I’m trying to say – I can’t fix this,” McKay says. He reaches for Sheppard’s arms; Sheppard reaches back, catching McKay before he can collapse. “John. I don’t think I can fix th—”

***

This is from the second segment of the fic. We already know that the story involves a time-loop because that's in the summary, so this isn't a surprise to the reader... but it is the first time we realise that the loop isn't the same each time.

I chose to write this fic from the perspective of Sheppard, who actually doesn't know that time is looping, in order to see the impact of the loops on the only one who does know: Rodney McKay. My intention with this scene was to demonstrate a few things - to make it occur to the reader that time has been looping for much, much longer than they may have initially realised, and it isn't a stable loop. Things are disappearing each loop. Teyla wasn't even mentioned in the first loop, but how many readers picked up on that? It's not until Rodney mentions that Teyla was "the only one who believed [him]" that we realise she isn't there, and probably hasn't been there for a while.

In doing so, I force the reader to go back up to the first section and reread it, and compare it to the start of the second section, to identify what is missing. What's being eaten away as the fabric of reality disintegrates around Atlantis. And to sit there with existential horror, because no one else except Rodney - and now the reader - knows reality is unravelling.

Thank you for the ask!!! <3

#stargate atlantis #SGA #rodney mckay #john sheppard #McShep

[heatwayve]

NAOMI & JOSH & ANGEL — DAY FORTY.

location : daybeds.

time : day 40, morning

summary : naomi completes her challenge by getting angel to spoon her and josh hates it

featuring :  angel / @dobits + josh / @graftisms

naomi: on the surface it seems like a simple enough task, but it's not like you go up to some guy who's not your boyfriend like, 'oh my god, please, spoon me, i'm desperate.' it's actually so silly, and naomi feels like she's got her work cut out for her even when she talks to callie about it – obviously giving her a heads up. she takes the opportunity when angel's alone on the daybeds, curling up close next to him. "hey," she greets, voice and demeanor all soft, though kind of a hard sell to seem like a girl in need of some comfort after the night she had. "i'm sick of this, both of us being, like, wifed up and busy. you gotta make more time for me," she says.

angel: “sup, babes,” angel says. then, tongue firmly in his cheek, “i mean, mrs. josh.” mostly ‘cause he has no idea what the dude’s last name is. in any case, he reaches over to teasingly pinch her cheek. at least she can admit to being wifey, angel smiles at their paralleled domestication. “i’m a househusband, actually. different vibe.” he’d been stretched out on his back, arm tucked back behind his head, but rolls to his side to give naomi his full humored attention. “m’kay, gimme the gossip then. what’s been goin’ on with you?”

naomi: "yeah, yeah," she rolls her eyes, a smile playing at her lips, "whatever, mr. callie." maybe they're not as official in nomenclature but they may as well be, really, and she'd fight him on that. teeth snap at angel's fingertips as he reaches over to pinch her, trying to bite back. "yeah, what's the distinction then?" she asks him, moving in close so their bodies are touching, her head resting in the crook of his arm. "please, everybody in the villa knows what's up with me. though, wait, actually -" god, she actually has such a story to tell him about a missing vibrator, but it's so not a spooning vibe. she needs to temper the mood down or she's gonna have him giggling instead, calling callie back over to conspire or something. she takes a breath, "if i ask you something, you'll give it to me straight?"

angel: “the distinction is that i’m a big, manly husband, obviously,” he says like duh. like it wasn’t just yesterday he was proclaiming himself jude’s wifey. well, naomi’s right about that, it’s hard to miss updates about her when josh is literally shouting them from the rooftop. he interjects playfully in her pause, “what? is it true you were dressed up in a canadian flag when you asked him to be your boyfriend?” words travel in the villa, for sure, but not before getting goofily jumbled. plus, angel just likes to tease her. he turns more serious at her question though, brows popping up on his forehead as he nods earnestly. “yeah, of course. what’s up?”

naomi: "right, so that means you . . . mow the lawn, love to grill, listen to weezer?" she asks, nose crinkling. the suggestion that she'd be dressed up in the canadian flag to dtr sounds like something out of jay and silent bob go canadian, eh? (real film) so she's got to roll her eyes, but truthfully, angel's not even that far off. but all the cringe was kind of worth it for the look on josh's face. "mmh, yeah," she nods, playful smirk tugging at her lips, "and i was covered in maple syrup, too." endeared by the earnest shift in angel's demeanor, she smiles slightly. her comfort around him isn't a charade, though she's subtle about the way she turns her weight, glancing over her shoulder at him. at what point does it start to count as a full spoon? "do i look a total fucking mess right now? rate these eyebags."

angel: “mhm, m— weezer?” nose scrunches in a mimic of her’s. “iron maiden, baby. does your old man listen to weezer?” that would be hilarious, especially considering who her dad is (whose identity he’s learned since casa). there’s a distinct sweetness to her smile, probably not even related to the supposed syrup. he’s surprised she doesn’t argue that he was the one to ask her to be official, obviously. something cute about that, too. “awww,” angel squeezes her upper arm, shaking her a bit, before he lets it lay awkwardly between their bodies. he snorts some at her question, his arm still a barrier between them as he tries to lean over her shoulder to be able to get a look. “naomi — jesus, i can barely even see you.” it’s not as if they both aren’t touchy feely people, he’s not really thinking twice about it except that maybe she is trying to hide something with her back to him. he’s chuckling patiently. “the hell are you doing? swear, i’m getting flash backs to when we shared a bed.” with her pointing the opposite way and angel probably taking up too much room, except now there’s proximity. “of course you don’t have eyebags.”

naomi: "well, no. but he doesn't mow the lawn or like to grill either," she adds. she's basing this off daytime comedies. "he likes italian operas. you can have that one for free, in case they have another islander trivia night," she adds with a wry smile, the first indication that she might be slightly bitter about the last one. "shut the fuck up," naomi says, though he's barely said anything, his perception of her and the possibly adorable nature of her current relationship status makes her blush. "nuh-uh, if you were getting flashbacks, you'd be starfishing right now," king of taking up space. "i'm just actually so exhausted, i feel like it shows," she sighs, shifting her weight back against him, hoping she sounds pathetic enough to be taken seriously for the allotted time before she can pop up with a surprising amount of energy. "can you just hold me for a sec?"

angel: “oh, right, yeah. who doesn’t get down with an italian opera?” chock full of sarcasm. “man, really hoping we don’t. think we all know each other a little too well now.” at least they can rest easy knowing there won’t be another movie night, though, with that consideration, angel’s a little wary what people might do with that knowledge. “hey, i gave you plenty of room. you only take up, like, this much space anyway,” he argues, fingers pinching a teeny bit of air. it’s a far cry from sleeping with callie, both of them tangled up in each other. angel frowns a bit, is about to offer to give her space to sleep when she poses her question. “oh —,” he naturally gives pause to the newness of this kinda favor coming from naomi. but far be it from angel not to cuddle. “yeah,” he says softer, vaguely confused, like when he’s trying to figure out what one of his little cousins are wanting from him. in any case, he throws an arm over naomi and scoops her into his chest, his head still inclined up a bit so he can see just the edge of her profile. “everything’s good, right?”

naomi: "i only took up that much space because you were taking up the rest," she retorts, flicking at his pinched fingers. honestly, it's a funny comparison that in casa, naomi flirted with angel on the first day and callie compared angel to her brother. now, angel feels like family to naomi and callie's railing him in the hideaway. his reaction to her request is so endearing, unexpected, especially because she would've never asked something like this of him – to be held – without prompting from producers. she feels so when he wraps his arms around her without question, almost feeling guilty that she'd pictured it like a challenge. "yeah," she nods, "everything's good, i swear." she makes eye contact with adela as she walks by and flashes her a grin and a tiny thumbs-up close to her chest, like, victory, bitch. "you can go now, if you want, i'm like, two seconds from crashing."

josh: he's walking by, minding his own business, used to the tangle of limbs that usually decorate the daybeds. but it's the sight of naomi's face that makes him do a double take, pressed against—fuck, what's that guy's name again? jenny's back-up guard dog, if last night was any indication of it. he doesn't mean to interrupt them, but by the time he recognizes what's going on he's stopped in front of the bed, eyes narrowed despite trying to not completely lose his cool. is this what having a girlfriend means, that she can press her ass against any other guy and it be okay? it doesn't help that he catches the tail end of the grin meant for adela, assuming it's because of angel. "what's so funny?" he asks, with only a little snark. he's trying to check himself, fully aware of how much of a mug he looks like right now, towering over them. "oh sorry, am i interrupting something? i can go." doesn't this guy have a girlfriend? ffs.

angel: it seems like naomi’s halfway to lullaby lane by the way she keeps her back to him, so he’s keen to give her the space she asks for. naturally, it’s then that josh throws a snarky (but only a little) shadow over them. angel’s aware of how it might look, he’s also aware that josh might still be bent out of shape by the presumably un-fun night he promoted for himself, so angel’s willing not to make matters worse. “no, no,” he tells josh as he carefully snakes his arm out from under naomi’s head before leaning over to smack a kiss against her cheek. “don’t throw me in a locker, i’m goin’, swear,” angel tries to show him a smile to imply his joke as he lifts himself off the daybed, then amiably taps josh’s arm. “she was just saying she was, like, mad tired. you two kids feel better, ‘kay?”

naomi: she has to fight the urge to literally facepalm when she hears josh's voice. she thought she'd been more tactical – trying to be quick about this while josh was inside somewhere so she could just regale him with the funny story about it later. maybe on the dance floor at tonight's party. "seriously, don't go," naomi's lips turn downward into a pout as she sits up a little on the daybed, positioning her arms so they push her chest up – like maybe he'll forget to be pissed (or at least he might forget to bother with angel) if she uses the right distraction. she reaches her hand out, beckoning him closer, "c'mere."

josh: "who, me?" a hand reaches out like he's gonna grab her, until it dramatically splays across his chest instead. his head makes a show of moving around, watching angel walk away (completely ignoring him as he got up) and looking around to see if there's anyone else nearby. "i thought you wanted him not to leave," he nods in angel's direction, voice a little too breezy. "it's okay, i can get someone else for you. dylan's gotta be around here somewhere."

naomi: jaw drops comically when he fakes her out, a scoff of disbelief on her lips as she tries to keep from grinning at him. naomi can't help but be amused by the dramatics, because from her vantage point, it's all so silly.  "oh my god, i literally just told him to go," she says, getting up on her knees so that she has the vantage point to try and reach for his hand again, to try and reel him back toward her. "don't be a prick," she's choosing not to play into the low blow any further than that considering the circumstances, "you might as well stick around because i'm not gonna let you go anywhere." she ducks her head slightly to hold his gaze, wishing there was a chill way to tell him to just trust her. "please," is her best attempt, a word she doesn't use too often. "stay."

josh: damnit, why is she smiling? now he wants to smile, momentarily forgetting the whole point of being mad at her for being pressed against some other dude, especially when she's looking up at him like that. stifling an exasperated groan in the back of his throat, he comes a little closer until his knees are nearly against the daybed, reaching down to hook two fingers to the bottom of her chin, drawing her a little closer. when she's looking at him like this, on her knees, it does help his mood. "you're not gonna let me go anywhere?" he scoffs, not sure if he should be entertained or annoyed. he's mostly the latter, but her shamelessness in this moment makes him feel like he's missing something. "you gonna tell me what the hell that was about?" his voice drops a little, not trying to make a scene of the scene he already caused.

naomi: "nope, no bailing now," she says this matter-of-factly, arms snaking around his waist as she rests her chin on his chest. there's still that smile tugging at the corners of her lips, especially as she watches him fight to keep his annoyed resolve. her gaze darkens a little as she looks up at him through her lashes, honestly a bit turned on that he's gotten all bothered about this – she wouldn't like the alternative. "josh," his name comes out like a sigh, though it's a little bit of a placeholder to give her an extra second to gather her words. "we were just laying out and talking, and i started falling asleep. like, it was a late night. i barely realized," she explains, as if she didn't specifically ask angel to hold her. but hey, she's already lying, so might as well. as hot as the edge to his voice is, she doesn't want him pissy at her all day over a stupid challenge. "i'm sorry, i totally wasn't thinking."

josh: josh sees through the puppy dog eyes, he really does. he can only assume that she's laying her charm on thick because she knows he's in the right and doesn't want to admit it. he just wishes that her look wasn't so effective on him, having to glance away to keep any semblance of cool, even if his hand reaches down to run his fingers through her hair—not particularly lightly. jaw tightens slightly at her comment, because it's not like he enjoys hearing that she was sleeping with some other dude, even if it was platonically (or he can only hope it was).  "he was putting you to sleep, then?" josh snorts (derogatory), finally looking back down at her. his hands move to grip the side of her face, two fingers pinching her cheek. "i'm also tired, you know," he says, voice low, "because someone kept me up all night. maybe i should go nap... you think adela's available for a spoon?"

naomi: a low, frustrated moan builds from the back of her throat as he tugs at her hair, surprising even herself with the sound – she didn't expect him to be so rough with her. maybe that's why she expected him to say something more possessive, rather than bringing up another girl. there's hurt that briefly flashes through her eyes before they fill with fire, aware that dare or not, she wouldn't have intended to hurt him. "angel and i are friends. he's just someone i'm comfortable around – it's platonic," she clarifies, because she hadn't really thought that she needed to until now. she doesn't make jokes about fucking him. "is that really what you want to do? you wanna go?" she hopes to call his bluff, her hand reaching up toward her face to touch his. "because i can find someone else to put their hands on me, but if you just don't want anyone else to touch, then say that," her voice is low, more honeyed than it is aggressive though it's not without a certain edge. naomi's gaze meets his as she guides his hand lower so that he can feel her pulse, the rise and fall of her chest – and then she reels back slowly, falling back onto the mattress so she's just propped up by her elbows, looking up at him with dark eyes. "so, which is it?"

josh: "adela and i are friends, too," he counters, "platonic." does platonic count if you wanted to fuck them at one point? it doesn't really matter, because josh thinks he can tell from the look in naomi's eyes that he had made his point. or maybe it's just because he doesn't actually want to go right now, the air between them crackling with intensity—the sexy kind. josh's eyes darken as he looks down at her, holding himself back from touching her exactly how he wants to right now, because of the vague recollection that they're in public. but it's hard for him not to want to react physically when she talks about other people touching her, even if josh knows she doesn't actually mean it. he can feel the rise and fall of her chest beneath the palm of his hand, his own breathing beginning to match hers, even their heartbeats feeling in sync. sometimes it feels like they know each other so well, josh can anticipate her moves; so when she abruptly pulls away to make her point, it doesn't even surprise him. her elbows have only touched the mattress for a beat before he's grabbing her by the ankle and pulling her towards the edge of the bed he's still standing in front of, so when he finally kneels onto it her body's pinned between him, and he's towering over her. "i wasn't aware i needed to clarify that, as your boyfriend." the word feels pointed, but it's only because josh is still trying it on for size. it fits like a new sweater, needing a few more cycles in the wash before it fits snug. "but fine," hands find hers to pin them against the mattress, fingers interlocking with her own, "i don't want anyone else to put their hands on you. least of all some fucking guy." sorry to angel, but he's just some dude. the bottom half of him leans down so their hips are pressed together, and josh gives her a serious look. "okay?"

naomi: god, she's going to owe angel such a massive apology later. if he'll even hear her out, that is, considering he's just been upgraded (or downgraded?) from mere challenge target to foreplay. she's got twice as much to talk to him about now. still, it's hard not to feel like she's won when josh's eyes go dark and he doesn't pull his hand away from her. naomi's usually turned on when josh is pissed, but usually she's pissed too and trying to hold back. this is kind of fun, feels like a new range of territory for them, and her eyes are charting out all of his mannerisms in a new light, the way his jaw tightens, raising the vein in his neck. there's a gasp from her lips that dissolves into surprised laughter as josh tugs her across the mattress, and she's equal parts turned on and amused by josh's macho display of bravado an utter seriousness over the whole situation – one that she has the perspective of knowing that there's absolutely nothing for him to worry about. she's so aware that he's absolutely going to kick himself over this later. naomi's quiet again as he leans closer, gaze flickering between his eyes and his mouth, not sure where to look as he pins her hands above her head. naomi's tongue swipes across her lips to wet them as she nods, wishing that she could lean up to kiss him in this moment, but she doesn't have the range of motion while she's pinned underneath him. her only weapon is her ability to carve her hips into his, which she does, slow and teasing. "okay, baby," her tone is placating, but a little breathless, "you're the only one." she has no idea if the rest of the villa can see them, but she does have the teeniest bit of self-awareness, and interest in more privacy. "now," her tone is measured, wrists tugging lightly to test his grip, "will you take me inside and prove it?"

josh: they go inside and bang.

#06. naomi & angel #29. naomi & josh #* 🍦 NAOMI / ⠀ 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ❪ ⠀ interactions. ⠀ ❫

[thelastadventureblog]

Chapter 3: The Layover

5:00 PM

We arrive in Jackson, MS for a one hour break to board more passengers. I make my way back to my assigned seat as Toad Woman is leaving to take a smoke break. She comes back some time later to complain about drink prices, then leaves again to smoke another cigarette outside.

5:57 PM

It is clear that someone has lit a joint. We're all getting high on this ride tonight.

5:58 PM

TW is from Kansas apparently. Just a little fun fact while we wait for a delinquent engineer to arrive. I wonder if dinner will be served, or if I have to get more pre-packaged food from the cafe. Truthfully, I am fine either way.

6:37 PM

Someone farted.

6:52 PM

I have now spent more time in Jackson, MS than I've ever wanted to. I texted a few friends, and before I knew it, we were heading off again. This was great for many reasons. Namely, and immediately for me, it's great because the passengers had become irritable and restless. I guess they've never had to wait for a bus in New Orleans. TW got snippy with one of the complainers-- apparently a woman who does a lot of traveling-- who took issue with the long, unexpected layover. "We're on a train, dumbass!" she croaked. I don't know if she heard her, or even what the totality of that statement meant, but the well-traveled woman kept quiet after that.

7:09 PM

I'm pretty sure that this going to get me sick. She keeps coughing without covering her mouth. I can already feel a tickle in my throat.

7:30 PM

Dinner is a pre-packaged buffalo chicken wrap from the cafe car. I eat it while eavesdropping on an interview being conducted a row over. When it was over, I handed those people business cards, because of course I do. Even when I'm on vacation I'm still doing work things.

8:17 PM

I have lost track of time talking to a wonderful human being named Cynthia. She's going to Wichita, Kansas and changes trains in Chicago. She has kids there in Chicago too. Her son was the first black Engineer for Amtrak, she tells me. Pretty cool! Like usual, the conversation turns to food. We discuss my disdain for American style goulash, and how the only way to remedy that horrid dish is to try and make it as close to the original Hungarian verson as possible. Eventually, the conversation moves away from food and towords climate change. We agree that it will only get worse and that we should have made the change to alternative sources of fuel some 50 years ago. A little negative, but I don't think too unrealistic. I tell her that Canadian money smells like maple syrup and she laughs. That's true, or so I've been told. I cannot confirm. We laugh a lot. She's high spirited and kind. I enjoyed her company.

9:20 PM

The train is starting to rock her to sleep. I'll leave her alone now

#travel blogging #amtrak #travel by train #blogging #travel blog #vacation #meeting new people

[zov911]

Title: Boost Your Contracting Business: An Introduction to CRM for Canadian Building Contractors In the dynamic panorama of the Canadian building contracting scene, one factor stands as a stalwart bastion of efficiency – a robust Customer Relationship Management system (CRM). This article aims to unveil the world of CRM, its role in boosting your contracting business and how it contributes to transcending the traditional bounds of customer management in our true north strong and free, Canada. A CRM system is not just an electronic Rolodex or a souped-up contact list. Instead, it's the digital embodiment of the phrase 'customer is king'. It’s a powerful tool that streamlines your business processes, enhances customer relationship management, and provides valuable insights to drive strategic decision-making. Consider the contracting business— a proverbial beehive teeming with frantic activity. Regina's restoration contractors, Vancouver's vibrant validators, or the busy builders of Burlington, every contractor juggles numerous tasks at any given moment. From filling out paperwork, overseeing ongoing construction, managing unpredictable weather, or adhering to Toronto’s Housing and Building Code, the responsibilities are endless. Amidst such brisk activity, keeping track of clients, managing communications, or remembering every detail of a project can be daunting. That's where CRM gallops in on a white horse to rescue Canadian building contractors from paperwork poutine. By integrating a CRM system into your operations, you can automate many of these tasks to make your day-to-day operations more manageable. The system can keep track of customer data, including meetings, calls, emails, and even the minutest preferences a customer communicated during a casual conversation. Now you remember that your Edmonton client enjoys Oilers’ games, or your client in Quebec relishes a nice poutine. It is CRM in action, giving a personalized touch to your interactions. Moreover, it assists in managing marketing campaigns more effectively. Imagine if the famed Calgary Stampede were a marketing campaign, then CRM would be your lone cowboy in the rodeo, wrangling all the wild broncos of data, tracking customer responses, and liberating your team to focus on strategy and content creation. Every aspect of CRM helps you serve your clients in a way that sets you apart from your competitors. Ensuring the job is done right the first time, every time isn’t just about practical skills and hard hats. It requires relationship building, effective communication, and an understanding of the idiosyncrasies that every customer brings to the table. CRM helps you to dance the fine jig of customer service by allowing you to structure your business around customer needs and preferences — just like a good Canadian hoedown. With all its benefits, adopting a CRM system is like pouring out a hearty serving of maple syrup – it sweetens the deal for all parties involved. Embrace it in your contracting business to ease your workload, boost customer satisfaction and take advantage in harnessing the power of data - all dressed up in today’s Canadian contracting world. From the coastlines of British Columbia to the storied land of Newfoundland, Canadian building contractors are well-positioned to bid farewell to manual customer management methods and embrace the digital dawn of CRM. Because, in the contracting game, delivering on promises matters — and CRM can help you enshrine that promise eternally. So, let’s take off our toques, roll up our flannel sleeves, and delve into the world of CRM - the secret weapon to galvanize your Canadian contracting business. After all, Canadian building contractors are not just builders; they are relationship builders! So let's do it with efficiency and Canadian pride! Case Study: How CRM Transformed XYZ Construction's Contracting & Client Management Introduction XYZ Construction, a renowned construction company located in Toronto, Canada, has long been a pillar of reliability for their clients.

However, as with any growing enterprise, they faced increasing operational challenges. These included inefficient communication, disorganized customer data, and a lack of strategic client relationship management. Here, we explore how implementing a Customer Relationship Management (CRM) system revolutionized XYZ Construction’s contracting business and offered scalable solutions to these pressing issues. The Challenge Their primary challenges included lack of centralized customer data, inefficient tracking of client interactions, difficulty in managing sales leads, and a constant struggle with timely and effective communication. With the increasing volume of clients and prospects, XYZ Construction needed a systematic approach to solve these issues. The Solution After thorough research, XYZ Construction implemented a robust CRM platform tailor-made for building contractors. The software helped streamline their operations by integrating customer-related information under a unified system. Actionable Steps - Selection of Appropriate CRM: XYZ Construction selected a CRM platform that offered features like contact management, lead management, custom workflows, and communication tools in a user-friendly interface. - CRM Integration: Their next step was integrating the selected CRM tool with their existing systems. This ensured seamless data transfer and access. - Training: The staff underwent training to understand every little nuance of the tool. To ensure full CRM adoption, it is important that every employee knows how to use the tool effectively. - Performance Tracking: They regularly reviewed CRM reports and KPIs, to see what's working and where they needed to improve. The Outcome Implementing a CRM solution completely transformed XYZ Construction’s operations and client relationships. The software provided a structured way for their teams to organize and manage data, track client interactions, manage sales leads, and improve internal communication. This ultimately boosted their contracting business by fostering better relationships with customers, and enhancing process efficiency. Post-implementation, their staff found it easier to access customer data, track progress, and evaluate their performance. This facilitated an improved decision-making process and more efficient work performance. Conclusion This case study demonstrates the transformative potential of CRM for contracting businesses. As evidenced by XYZ Construction, CRM implementation can streamline business operations, enhance communication, and foster improved customer relationships. For construction companies in Canada, and beyond, CRM isn't just a tool - it’s a strategic investment that can significantly boost your contracting business. Moving forward, companies must carefully select a CRM tool that aligns with their operational needs, invest time in system integration, provide adequate training to staff, and continually review the system’s performance to make improvements. End note: If your contracting business faces similar challenges as XYZ Construction, a CRM could be the game-changing solution you need. Embrace the power of CRM and watch your contracting business flourish. "Ready to take your contracting business to new heights? Don't wait another day! Learn more about CRM and access customized solutions to boost your business. Click here to gain a competitive edge in the Canadian building contracting market now!" Start Your Digital Transformation Now! "According to Software Advice, over 65% of businesses adopt a CRM within their first five years. Specifically for contractors, CRM can lead to a 15% reduction in production costs, proving its essential role in efficient project management for Canadian Building Contractors."

[educationedgeblog]

Start-up Visa Canada 2024: Starting a Business in Canada

Are you dreaming of turning your innovative ideas into a successful business? Well, Canada might just be the place for you! In 2024, the Canada Start-Up Visa program in Canada is opening doors for aspiring entrepreneurs like never before.

What's the Start-up Visa Program?

Okay, let's break it down. The Start-up Visa program is like a golden ticket for people who want to start a business in Canada. It's not about a chocolate factory, but it's definitely about making dreams come true.

Who Can Apply?

Here's the cool part – you don't need to be a wizard or a superhero. If you have a great business idea and someone in Canada believes in it too, you're in! But, you need to be able to speak English or French, just enough to chat about your awesome plan.

How Does it Work?

Imagine you have this fantastic idea for a business. You pitch it to a group of smart folks called designated organizations in Canada. These organizations can be angel investor groups, venture capital funds, or business incubators.

If they like your idea (which they probably will because it's awesome), they'll give you a letter of support. This letter is like your golden ticket to apply for a Canadian start-up visa.

Why Canada?

Canada is not just about maple syrup and hockey. It's a land of opportunities with a friendly vibe. The Start-up Visa program is the country's way of saying, "Hey, we want your cool ideas, and we want you to succeed!"

Benefits Galore!

Now, let's talk perks. Once you get that golden visa, you can start your business adventure. Canada offers a supportive environment, access to a diverse market, and a chance to connect with other smart and creative minds.

And guess what? Canada loves entrepreneurs so much that they provide permanent residency if your business takes off! It's like getting a permanent backstage pass to the business world.

Steps to Success:

Dream Big: Think of a business idea that makes you jump out of bed in the morning. It could be anything – from creating a new app to solving a common problem in a unique way.

Find Your Fans: Connect with designated organizations in Canada. These are the folks who can see your genius and believe in your dream. Convince them, and they'll give you that magical letter of support.

Apply for the Visa: Armed with your letter of support, apply for the Start-up Visa. Show them you're ready to make your dream a reality.

Start Your Business Adventure: Once you get the visa, it's time to make things happen. Set up shop, hire your team, and start changing the world with your amazing business.

Embrace the Perks: Enjoy the perks of being a Canadian entrepreneur – a welcoming community, a chance for permanent residency, and a country that celebrates your success.

So, what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, bring your dreams, and get ready to start your business adventure in Canada with the Canada Start-Up Visa program. The future is waiting, and it looks pretty bright in the Great White North!

#Canada immigration #start up visa #canada start up visa

[msmunifystudyabroad]

Discover Canada: Your Guide to Immigration Rules

Hey there, savvy readers! Today, we're diving into the fantastic world of overseas education immigration laws. You're in the right place if you've ever dreamt of maple syrup, hockey, and saying "eh" at the end of your sentences. Canada's doors are wide open, and we're here to guide you through the ins and outs of making the Great White North your new home.

Navigating the North: A Beginner's Guide

Unpacking the Essentials

So, you've got your eyes set on Canada. Great choice! Now, let's break down the basics. The immigration process can be a bit overwhelming, but fear not – we're here to simplify it for you.

1. Understanding the Express Entry System

Canada's Express Entry system is like the VIP pass to your Canadian dream. It's a points-based system that considers your age, education, work experience, and language proficiency. Think of it as the golden ticket to the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of immigration.

2. Embrace Provincial Nominee Programs (PNPs)

Provinces in Canada have their unique charms, and they want you to experience them firsthand. PNPs allow individual provinces to nominate immigrants who meet their specific needs. It's like being invited to the coolest party in town – each province has its vibe, and you get to pick your favorite.

The Dance of Documentation

3. Crafting a Stellar Resume and Cover Letter

Picture this: your resume is your passport, and your cover letter is the story of your journey. Make them stand out! Showcase your skills, experience, and what makes you a perfect fit for the Canadian mosaic. Remember, you're not just applying for a job; you're painting a picture of your potential life in Canada.

4. Certify Your Language Proficiency

English or French – these are your dance partners in the Canadian ballroom. Take language tests seriously; they're the waltz to your immigration tango. The better you communicate, the smoother your moves on the Canadian floor.

A Peek Behind the Curtain: Legal Aspects

5. Complying with Canadian Immigration Laws

Now, let's talk about the serious stuff. Canadian immigration laws are the rules of the game, and you want to be the master player. Stay informed on eligibility criteria, visa types, and any recent updates. Ignorance isn't bliss here – knowledge is power.

6. Avoiding Common Pitfalls

Nobody likes stumbling on the path to their dreams. From incomplete applications to missing deadlines, we've all been there. Learn from others' experiences, and dodge those common pitfalls. Trust me; your future Canadian self will thank you.

The Road Ahead: Your Canadian Adventure Awaits

7. Embracing Canadian Culture

Alright, you've made it through the paperwork – it's time to immerse yourself in the study abroad Canada way of life. From poutine to politeness, get ready to embrace the true North strong and free. Engage with the locals, explore the breathtaking landscapes, and don't be shy to say "eh" – you're practically a Canadian now!

8. Building Your Network

Canada is not just a place; it's a community. Connect with fellow newcomers, join local events, and build your network. You'll be amazed at how quickly you'll feel at home when you surround yourself with like-minded individuals.

In Conclusion

So there you have it, intrepid explorers – a not-so-daunting guide to navigating the Canadian immigration landscape. Remember, Canada isn't just a destination; it's a lifestyle. With a bit of preparation, a dash of perseverance, and a sprinkle of politeness, you'll soon find yourself calling this beautiful country home. Safe travels on your Canadian adventure! 🍁

#overseaseducation #studyabroad #highereducation #studyabroadlife #internationalstudents #studygram #studyincanada

[candyville]

Get Your Taste Buds Tickled with Mike and Ike Canada at Candy Ville!

Welcome, candy connoisseurs and sweet tooth's, to the vibrant world of Mike and Ike Canada! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of fruity flavours that will make your taste buds do the happy dance. At Candy Ville, we bring you the best of Mike and Ike candies, straight from the land of maple syrup and hockey. So, put on your toque, grab a double-double, and let’s explore the hilarious and delicious world of Mike and Ike Canada!

A Sweet Affair Begins:

Once upon a time in the candy cosmos, two candy cousins named Mike and Ike embarked on a delightful journey to conquer taste buds all over the world. Their quest led them to the diverse and picturesque land of Canada, where they found their true calling. In the heart of the Great White North, Candy Ville became the epicenter of their shenanigans, offering an array of Mike and Ike candies to satisfy the sweet tooth of every Canadian.

The Canadian Twist:

Now, you might be wondering, what makes Mike and Ike Canada so unique? Hold on to your plaid shirts and get ready for the ride! In true Canadian fashion, Mike and Ike have embraced the unique essence of the country, infusing their candies with a delightful Canadian twist.

Imagine biting into a Mike and Ike and being greeted by the flavours of fresh maple syrup, reminiscent of a lazy morning breakfast with pancakes drenched in golden goodness. These sweet treats will transport you to the heart of the Canadian wilderness, where the air is crisp, and the sugar rush is abundant.

Flavours That Will Make You Go “Eh?”:

At Candy Ville, we take pride in offering a wide range of Mike and Ike flavors that will leave your taste buds begging for more. Let’s dive into some of the quirkiest and most hilarious flavours inspired by the Great White North!

Maple Meltdown: Indulge in the sweet embrace of maple syrup-infused Mike and Ike candies. It’s like having a Canadian breakfast in the palm of your hand!

Poutine Paradise: Can’t get enough of the classic Canadian dish? Say no more! These candies combine the salty and cheesy goodness of poutine in a mind-boggling, yet oddly delightful, flavour explosion.

Mountie Madness: Experience the thrill of a Mountie chase with these candies that blend flavours of wild berries and a hint of adventure. Just watch out for the Royal Canadian Mint!

Polar Bear Plunge: Brace yourself for a chilling experience with these minty fresh candies. It’s like taking a plunge into the icy waters of the Arctic, but without the risk of hypothermia!

Beavertail Bliss: Inspired by the iconic Canadian pastry, these candies capture the essence of warm, cinnamon-sugar-coated beavertails. It’s like indulging in a guilty pleasure without the calories!

Tim Hortons Tingle: Get your caffeine fix with these candies that pack the flavours of Tim Hortons’ beloved double-double. Sip on your imaginary coffee and let the sugar rush kick in!

The Mike and Ike Experience:

At Candy Ville, we believe that the experience of enjoying Mike and Ike Canada candies should be as entertaining as the flavors themselves. From the vibrant packaging to the playful shapes, every aspect of Mike and Ike candies is designed to bring a smile to your face.

Picture this: you open a pack of Maple Meltdown candies and out pops a tiny moose-shaped candy, winking at you. Or perhaps you stumble upon a Mountie-shaped candy, complete with a tiny hat and a smile that says, “Eh, let’s have some fun!” These little surprises make the experience of indulging in Mike and Ike candies all the more delightful.

Join the Mike and Ike Craze:

Whether you’re a proud Canadian or simply looking to add a dash of fun to your candy collection, Mike and Ike Canada at Candy Ville is the place to be. Get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share a laugh with friends as you savour the eccentric flavours of these candies.

Remember, life is too short to settle for ordinary candies. Step into the extraordinary world of Mike and Ike Canada and let your taste buds embark on a wild adventure. From maple syrup-infused wonders to beavertail dreams, there’s a flavour for everyone in this land of sweet surprises.

So, next time you find yourself craving a little taste of Canada, head straight to Candy Ville and let Mike and Ike Canada tickle your taste buds and fill your heart with laughter. Prepare yourself for a deliciously funny journey that will leave you craving more!

#mike and ike

[the-firebird69]

Just going to his uncle's free cars they probably already work there. But really this car is selling like hotcakes we're selling tons of these things. We're selling so many it's not even funny so he says the natural thing to come down would be Joe's pancakes house and people get it and call it Joe and have a big cup of joe Justin is into it and we really don't want to get that into it but we need them in it but really. And we're going to have these three stores he says they'll be a big Joe which is like a huge Joe's pancake House and they do it like Big Joe and they can call Joe's pancake House underneath and they'll be at Joe's pancake House which is like an IHOP size a little bigger and then they'll be Little Joe. And it's one of these guys and it'll be like waffle House. All I'm serve the huge pancakes and with all the fixings and the small ones have less fixes but they serve the giant pancakes and giant omelettes and everybody going to eat up here but they come from Canada so they're going to spread down into the upper Midwest but they have to start up there Joe's pancake House so we're going to go to the factory and see if they have relatives who want to work in the Joe's pancake House and we're going to bring samples of the food in they have brakes I can't believe this I'm going to have samples of the coffee and a Big Joe thing and the travel mug Big Joe. We're calling the two guys now. I think we might do this today even at lunch cuz we have a big Joe hamburgers and we have a big cup of joe at lunch I'm at son of a gun that want to do it big time okay so it's true too they come down from Canada Big Joe that was Justin the last two words there but seriously they're selling like madness and we're going to get the pancake House going but he says what makes it special is it'll have crepes Suzette and as part of a staple so you know it's from Canada and Canadian maple syrup and a lot of them sell it and we're going to buy it from them and we want it next to the factories and that's the whole thing that they'll have food that they can eat then it's close by and it's filling and that they know where the suppliers are coming from and they know it's good for you and all sudden they're saying this this is kind of what he's doing was trying to do and it's moving now we're getting help and the more lock are doing it and they think apartments here is not bad so we're building these places right now the Joe's pancake House and we might put babe out front and he says might we'll test it on one of them it has to be a big Joe's though that could be the thing they have Joe's pancake House and little Joe but a big Joe's you have babe and you have Big Joe with the ax they're in the Midwest the old place from the Midwest crappie in this crappy statue so we're going to go ahead with this and it's a great idea that said so we're moving

Thor Freya Big Joe's Joe's house of pancakes that is unreal and with Dave and the ax and the big guy so we bring back memories for sure it will it will and it's a really big bowls up there and cows and put them nearby people going to freak out okay cuz some milk is going to be good and rich in full stem cells and they'll go there everyday now we're going to open these places for real it's a sales and marketing campaign and it will be the beer too and we're going to start doing it now and the max will fight the morlock over it

[drystreetpubandpizza]

Which country is famous for pizza?

Pizza has become one of the most popular and beloved foods around the world. Its tantalizing aroma, crispy crust, and mouth-watering toppings have won over millions of hearts (and stomachs) worldwide. But have you ever wondered which country can be called the true home of pizza? With so many variations and styles to choose from, it's not an easy question to answer. In this blog post, we'll explore some of the countries that are famous for their unique takes on this delicious dish! So sit back, grab a slice (or two), and let's dig in!

Italy

When it comes to pizza, Italy is the country that immediately springs to mind. After all, this beloved dish originated in Naples and has been a part of Italian culture for centuries. The typical Neapolitan pizza features a thin, chewy crust with a slightly charred surface. The sauce is made from San Marzano tomatoes grown on the volcanic plains near Mount Vesuvius, while the cheese is usually fresh mozzarella or fior di latte.

Read more: Why is pizza so popular in the world? In recent years, there has been some debate about what constitutes "authentic" Neapolitan pizza. Some purists argue that only certain types of flour and yeast should be used in the dough, while others insist on specific ingredients for the tomato sauce. Regardless of these debates, there's no denying that Italy remains one of the world's top destinations for pizza lovers. From classic margherita to creative toppings like truffle oil and prosciutto crudo, you'll find something to satisfy your cravings here!

America

America, the land of the free and home of the brave, is one of the most diverse countries in terms of pizza. The United States has a plethora of regional styles that make it difficult to pick just one type. From deep-dish in Chicago to New York-style thin crust, America's pizza scene is worth exploring. Chicago-style deep-dish pizza is known for its thick buttery crust with cheese on the bottom followed by toppings and tomato sauce on top. It's so filling that you might only be able to eat a slice or two before feeling full. New York-style pizza, on the other hand, has thin foldable slices topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese. This style originated from Italian immigrants who migrated to New York City in search of work. California-style pizza features innovative combinations like barbecue chicken or figs and prosciutto with goat cheese. These pizzas are often baked in wood-fired ovens for extra flavor. While Italy may have invented pizza, America has taken this classic dish to new heights by adding their own unique twists to it. Whether you prefer a cheesy deep-dish or a crispy NY slice, there's no denying that America has made its mark in world-famous pizzas!

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Canada

When it comes to pizza, Canada may not be the first country that comes to mind. However, this northern nation has its own unique take on this classic dish. In Canada, you can find pizzas topped with everything from traditional tomato sauce and cheese to more unconventional toppings like maple syrup, bacon and even poutine. Yes, you read that right – some Canadian pizzas feature the iconic combination of gravy-soaked french fries and cheese curds! But it's not just about the toppings in Canada; the dough is also a key component of any great pizza. Many Canadian pizzerias offer gluten-free options for those with dietary restrictions, as well as whole wheat crusts for those looking for a healthier choice. And let's not forget about Montreal-style pizza – a delicious hybrid of Italian and Quebecois cuisine featuring sweet tomato sauce and creamy mozzarella cheese baked on top of soft dough. So while Italy may have invented pizza and America may have popularized it around the world, don't overlook Canada when it comes to finding your next slice of pie!

Mexico

Mexico may not be the first country that comes to mind when thinking of pizza, but it has a unique and delicious twist on this classic dish. Mexican pizza is often made with a tortilla base instead of traditional pizza dough and topped with spicy salsa, black beans, cheese, and various meats such as chorizo or carne asada. One popular version of Mexican pizza is called Tlayuda, which originates from Oaxaca in southern Mexico. It's made using a large crispy tortilla base spread with refried beans, then topped with meat (usually beef or pork), avocado slices, crumbled queso fresco cheese and drizzled with hot sauce. Another variation is "Mexican-style" pizzas found in many fast-food chains across the country. These are typically loaded up with toppings such as jalapenos, onions, bell peppers along with mozzarella or cheddar cheese - all served on top of a thin crust. While Italy may still hold the crown for being famous for traditional pizza worldwide - Mexico offers its own unique spin on the beloved dish that is definitely worth trying out!

The Netherlands

The Netherlands may not be the first country that comes to mind when you think of pizza, but it has its own unique take on this beloved dish. Dutch-style pizza is known for its thin crust and creative toppings, such as Gouda cheese, smoked sausage, and even stroopwafels (a traditional Dutch syrup waffle). One popular chain in The Netherlands is New York Pizza, which offers a variety of options including vegetarian and halal pizzas. If you're looking for something more upscale, there's also Pazzi Amsterdam which serves wood-fired Neapolitan-style pizzas with fresh ingredients. Interestingly enough, The Netherlands is actually home to one of the largest pizza museums in the world - the Pizza Heart Museum located in Amsterdam. Visitors can learn about the history of pizza while admiring various pizza-themed art pieces. While Italy may still reign supreme when it comes to classic pizza styles, don't overlook the unique and delicious offerings from Dutch pizzerias.

Conclusion

After exploring several countries famous for pizza, it is safe to say that Italy takes the crown as the birthplace and king of pizza. With its traditional Neapolitan-style pizza and diverse toppings, Italy has set a high standard in the world of pizza.

However, America's take on pizzas with its deep-dish style and stuffed crusts have also gained worldwide recognition. Canada's unique fusion of Italian and Canadian flavors make their pizzas stand out. Mexico's use of fresh ingredients like avocado and chorizo adds a twist to traditional recipes. And lastly, The Netherlands' thin-crust pizzas with creative toppings bring something new to the table.

While many countries have made their mark in creating delicious pizzas, there is no doubt that Italy still holds the top spot when it comes to being famous for this beloved dish. Nonetheless, each country brings its own unique spin which makes trying different types of pizza an exciting culinary journey!

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I find national stereotypes funny when trying to think how did this fake stuff come about. I find it even more funny how often the things that sound like obviously made up stereotypes are the ones that are completely true. Like for instance here's two true things about Canada. We have a treat made by boiling maple syrup then pouring it on snow and eating it gooey. Our media sucks so much the government passed laws mandating a certain percent of broadcast media has to be Canadian just to force us to consume it.

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Random ask- what are some of your favorite podcasts and which ones would you recommend to people who want to start listening to more?

I took far too long to write this up. Below the read more I have 9 podcasts with what they are about and for the DND one with multiple campaigns and the ones that episodes about different topics (aka most of them) I have my favorite episode or arcs. Yall can come talk to me about any of them.

Adventure Zone: Three brothers and their dad play DND. (They have 3 main campaigns and a few micro campaigns.) I really recommend the first campaign (Balance) its one of those things where there is so much background you only notice after you get to the end and it fucks you up in the best way possible. It follows what I would call the generic DND formula. Right after Balance I would recommend their campaign Amnesty I love it because it has cryptids. For you people who can't get into Critical Role because its too long of an episode (like me) Adventure Zone's episodes I don't think ever get over two hours and managed to keep my attention for multiple episodes at a time. (Episode One of Balance, Episode One of Amnesty The Magnus Archives: A really good fiction podcast that's more on the horror end of things. Like fucked up monsters and stuff. I never finished it because the genre of podcasts it falls into often has bad/sad endings but I listened to the middle of season 5 and often find myself going back and inching closer to the end. Weekly Weird News/Internet Today: This one I found as a Youtube channel but they also put it up online split as two different podcasts. It's pretty much the weird news that happens around the world along with some of the big news stories but with more humor. It makes the horrors of the constant major events happening every day more barrable. Sawbones: A doctor and her husband talk about all the ways we have been both right and wrong (but mostly wrong) about medicine in the past and how we are still learning and evolving today. Sometimes they also dip into bad medical trends people do today and why they are bad. (Trepidation, John Kellogg, National Hotel Disease) Sci Guys: A science podcast where the hosts bring a different topic every week and talk about it. They did one on the death of dinosaurs not to long ago that got me into listening. This feeds into my 'I'm a nerd and need to learn' needs. (The Man Who Drank Radioactive Water, Phineas Gage, and Autism) Causal Criminalist: The host reads scripts the writers for the show about wild crimes people have committed and learns about them as he reads them. He adds his own commentary and sometimes manages to add humor to whatever topic is being talked about. It's done is a mostly reporter way and not the blood and gore way some podcasts do their true crime podcasts. (Doctor Death, The Westfield Watcher, The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist ) Decoding the Unknown: Same host as Causal Criminalist and in this one he reads scripts the writers for the show wrote about weird mysteries. Like Dyatlov Pass, Roanoke Colony, Publius Enigma, Mothman and others. Astonishing Legends: Cryptids and other Legends. They look into the facts of cryptids and legends and attempt to figure out and lay out the facts about a lot of cryptids and legends. (Mothman Part One, Mary Celeste Part One, and D.B. Cooper ) Chuckle Sandwich: This is just a funny comedy podcast. It is a very much turn my brain off and let it become go kind of podcast. Constantly has me actually laughing out loud. Very much has honest boys will be boys vibes kind of podcast. (Some episode recs: One, Two, Three.)

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