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#just what the hell
potatounicoorn · 5 months
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Ninjago heard that we are not giving the chosen one's a childhood and just took it on the next level
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beartrice-inn-unnir · 15 days
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My dad and I were walking to the farmer’s market this morning and just as we got to the parking lot, a Tesla truck pulled into the other end of the lot. And it was like looking at a glitch in the matrix, but that makes it sound cool and it wasn’t, it was like watching someone slip on a banana peel, or eating foam and calling it dinner, something that is just so stupid that it was unreal. Right in the uncanny valley. And my dad didn’t know what it was (bless him) and when I said “Tesla truck” (I live too much of my life online) he said, “that’s not a truck?” And I tried really hard not to just collapse laughing in the road in front of this bizarre vehicle because I knew that it would drive right over me and probably drink my blood afterwards.
And when we got to the other end of the lot, a woman coming out the market asked what it was. We were all just stunned at this brutalist Lovecraftian horror and couldn’t stop laughing and I told her it was a Tesla truck and she said, very loudly, “It’s SO UGLY.” And then I lost it again.
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personalized-chaos · 8 months
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screaming crying because I have almost finished this model of sylveon and the only thing missing is the double points on the ribbons but it's been weeks and I still can't figure out how to finish them
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confusedlittleguy · 3 months
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hey guys who keep saying ep. 5 screamed charlastor, wtf are you talking about 😀
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lutawolf · 1 year
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How dare she call him mute!!! I had to stop the show and scream. My co-worker came running. She actually uses sign language in her part of the job. We both started screaming. "There is no excuse! None!" Ahhhh
Side note: I got a huge thrill having the parents seeing that Li Ming learned sign language for their kid. And then proceeded to get bullied by Heart into telling his mom off for him. That moment was absolutely where it was at.
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abyssalhuntersnerd · 1 year
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Bruh I got a 10/10 on my last two assignments... The most... Important ones of this semester... Of this one specific module... Can I just like die or fade into dust what the fuck.
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haneys · 2 years
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I just got update on the whole uncle situation and. oh my god this isn't real this is literslly some fucking movie-level bullshit. I'll never forgive what he has done to me but. aunt is cheating on him and she literwlly went to vacation in Italy with her new lover. she wanted to get rid of him but they have the marriage paper about how during marriage they both take their own things right. uncle basicially built the house they live in from the ground up, renovated it, out a lot of money into everyhring, he owns the car the dog etc etc. she wants him gone but she wants to keep basicislly everyhring to herself and to get him forbidden from visiting them. he's an ex alcoholic and they tried to persuade him into drinking but he didn't. so my half cousin started walking around the house almost naked throwing him weird texts weord looks until she started just straight up flirting with him and he fell for it line hook and sinker. I'm still like WHY WOUKD YOU!!! but there was no assault it didn't end with anything happening. this is surreal. like what the fuck do I think about this what is all of this this is all insanity.
aunt is doing to him literslly the exact same thing my father has done to my mom and that's why my mom wants to help him.
he has no place to stay but my mom knows I'm scared and can't do it, but my lovely friends offered to keep me for as long as it needs i can just pack my bags and live with my best mają because Marcin is on a truck tourt rn and won't be back for a month, so my mom and me are gonna visit her tomorrow and thank her for letting me stay for these past days and she will pay half of this months rent since I'll be staying there, so uncle can stay at the house.
I dont know what to think it's just all surreal. I can be at peace at least that I won't be staying at the house when he's around
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calictii · 2 years
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Okay but with the stone bodies of everyone you know Just around in the world.
I don’t like that.
Also what happened to the ones dragged off in the voidlands? Where do they go? What’s lower then Hell?
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dio7r · 7 months
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eurydicees · 4 months
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i spent THIRTEEN YEARS waiting for an age accurate casting of percy jackson but now that it's here and i am no longer a child looking at heroes my age, i'm just plain HORRIFIED on behalf of these children.
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rrinnna · 3 months
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the realization this brought me made me cry actual tears.. [not mine]
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dollkisses05 · 3 months
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What I need rn
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luxbunn · 22 days
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🧸ྀི
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dolybun · 2 months
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this is so true
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emma roberts’ street style ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
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