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haus-of-wu · 1 year
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find urself a woman that calls your childhood psychiatrist at 10pm to yell at her for completely missing a crucial detail that completely changes the way you would've been perceived and diagnosed
don't look at me i'm still emo abt the "i'll call you around 10" and she calls him on his criminal burner phone 😭
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oleksiak-pettersson · 4 months
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https://twitter.com/for1634/status/1749938872086049255?s=46&t=fyuT0B2TymKrAP0pjBCZjw
SENDING ME INTO A SPIRAL “I can fake it if you want” PLS SIR HSJSHKSKS
Took me a second to answer this… had to go change my underwear 🤪
Also if this man ever faked anything with me, his ass would be dropped so hard
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ifzkyliee · 2 years
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tomkazansky · 11 months
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ready to get obliterated at the fobcert
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t-cus · 2 years
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Bitch stole my mother fucking look 👀 💼 🤬🐼🪩🥹 I’m manifesting Kylie will see this, repost this, make me famous, then I can somehow work in fashion for the rest of my life , anyways made this dress. It’s ok, def a little rough but I make everything in a rush for fear of being seen, maybe the secrecy makes it better 🌎 hope everyone can feel free
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lilmaymayy · 7 months
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TIMOTHEE UR KILLING ME
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midastouches · 2 years
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found this on twitter. tag yourself im apparently an ancient swiftie
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rimunagenius · 1 month
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i’m for the team. (uconn and iowa’s women’s basketball team)
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whirlinglikeaballet · 9 months
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xander is the best hawthorne brother and you cannot change my mind!! i’m so tired of the grayson and jameson hype, like i literally do not care about them!! XANDER >>>>>>>>
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haus-of-wu · 1 year
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don't look at me, i'm emo about jiwon calling her husband bc it's been A Day and he's the first thing she thinks of for comfort 😭
like this girl KNOWS who he is and she wants to hate him but deep inside she knows that not everything is lining up 🫠
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oleksiak-pettersson · 4 months
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dayurno · 3 days
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can i be real. kevin day would love adele
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leonsliga · 2 months
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thomas visiting his newest baby right after the game, still in bayern clothes 😭 the kisses 😭 god he's so sweet
He literally couldn’t wait another minute; he had to see his baby 🥹 those kisses melted me 🥰 he’s so gentle and sweet with her
Welcome to the Müller household, Kylie Minogue 🐴❤️
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averyjamesqn · 11 months
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i can see you by taylor swift being the hottest song and being completely averyjameson is so REAL
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lilmaymayy · 6 months
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EXCUSE MEE??
he did it again
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boxwinebaddie · 13 days
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Hi Uncle Nina! I'm sorry you're so stressed, we love you <3 I had a TKAK question: Does Stas stand for anything? Or is that just her name lmao
ugh, love you too <33 and i am receiving Several kind messages c': so thank you so much for those, angels! i will respond when i am less beside myself ( it really does unloosen my very few spools of sanity )
BUT AAAAAAAA!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE TKAK ASK! THE TK-ASK! again, it's a lesser known uncle nina project, but as a sapphic girlie who loves drama and sword-fighting and magic it is...Dear to me.
as is stas, who is formally....
~Anastasia Rhiannon Wilhelmina Marsh~
but she is really only called that by sharon when she's cross with her bc shes sitting with her legs uncrossed in a way unbefitting of a proper young lady in want of a husband ( she is in want of a loaf of bread ), forgemaster black when she zzzs at the whetstone dreaming of dueling and drooling over fair gwendy testaburger, who gets a pass because stas has had an secret ye olde gay crush on her for...Eons.
siiiiiiigh.
but, yes indeed! stas i came up with because calling her 'stan' would confuse her with my other stans ( which is actually why i called rm!stan raven and called rm!kyle jersey, but i am glad it stuck because i think ravesey is cute, omg ) but stas was a nickname that came from shelley not being able to pronounce 'anastasia' as a kid.
and stas really just ABHORS anastasia. she thinks its too frilly and fussy, stas rolls off the tongue easier, like several freudian slips when she has siphoned too much mead from the backroom of the fam inn. she rlly do just be running around in her breeches with the boys, smh.
i had an hc later that when princess kylie figures out that stas is not really stan and is actually a girl and gets around to asking for her real name...actually thinks her name is very pretty indeed because in elvish it is "adonnenniel" which means rebrith :) -- i do think thats cool bc of stas gone girl medieval mulanning herself to enlist the challenge of champions -- and in private, princess kylie calls her adonnie <3333 eeeeewwwww!!! gay! harlots! get thee to a nunnery!!!
( they are very cute to me, i know i never talk about it because it's not really done and it's kinda only relevant to me but...love the GALS )
okay, sorry, i got hyperfixated on this, my last thing is that actually stanley marshwalker only happened because ( i think i mentioned this once i'm sorry it lives rent free, shes the patron saint of girl fails ) stas had to make a name up ON THE FLY bc she saw a man standing...and then walking...stan...ley....marsh...walker. SMH.
BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!! EVERY TKAK QUESTION IS A FINE DINING EXPERIENCE FOR ME I LOVE YOU MWAAAAAAH!
-uncle nina, who if tkak has zero fans i am DEAD
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