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levymcgarden55 · 9 months
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Pikmin’s cries are actually tiny “yippie!”s
[id: a meme of the tbh creature wearing a space helmet, alongside an array of blue, red, and yellow pikmin as tbh creatures.]
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zephyrchama · 12 days
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"What did Mammon do now?"
The greedy demon was in his underwear, hanging upside down from a rafter in the hallway. He tried to coerce you into letting him down as you walked by, but you knew better than to do so without consulting Lucifer.
"Gambling. The usual." Lucifer had a hand on his forehead, pushing his hair up while jotting something down at his desk.
"Mammon gambles every day," you pointed out. "What'd he really do?"
By the way Lucifer groaned, you knew it was something juicy. "I caught him pilfering one of my rarest records, a gift from Diavolo, to use as collateral in a bet. It's one-of-a-kind. I doubt he even knows what it is, but Mammon always has a knack for finding things of high value."
"His secret sixth sense," you agreed. "What'd you do with his clothes?"
"They make it harder to tie him up tightly. He has a slightly higher chance of wiggling free with clothes on, so I made him strip." Lucifer gestured, Mammon's clothes had been put on some kind of mannequin, tucked away in the space between two bookshelves.
You'd never seen it before. Your jaw dropped into the widest half-smile half-astonished expression possible. It had Mammon's hair and his goofy smile. Even a flashy golden earring. "What is that?"
You practically ran across the room to inspect it. It was dressed properly in Mammon's shirt and tie. There were a lot of seams, more than seemed necessary, perhaps from being repeatedly repaired over years of use. "Lucifer, this is adorable."
"It's a necessary tool for my sanity." He pushed the chair back, standing up to join you.
"What do you mean?"
"I'll give you a demonstration."
Lucifer comically wound up his closed fist. With ballistic force, he struck the figure right in its chest. It flopped back, then sprung back up wildly to receive a fistful of lighter blows from Lucifer.
"You made a Mammon punching bag? Really?" You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Isn't that a bit much?"
"I didn't make it, Mammon did."
Surprise of the day number two. "Mammon made this? Himself?"
To stop the wobbling, Lucifer grabbed the punching bag's tie, pulling it tight and then smoothing it out. "Cute, right? He thought it might make me go easy on future punishments. It's a very thoughtful gift from my little brother."
"Yeah, I didn't know he could sew. Huh." The two of you stood to admire it before Lucifer returned to his desk. You followed him. "Kind of reminds me of the doll Levi made of me."
Lucifer smiled. "Leviathan made you a doll, did he? How very kind."
"No, he made a doll of me."
Lucifer froze to process this information, frowning.
You continued, "I don't know where he usually keeps it, but I saw it under his desk one time. It's pretty big and detailed. I mentioned it once and offered to lend him a shirt for it, but he got really embarrassed and pushed me out. He's gotta take more pride in his work, it was really impressive."
"I see." Lucifer gritted his teeth. "You know, something I have to do just came up. Let's finish this conversation later." He was quietly seething as he escorted you to the door. Along the way he gave punching-bag Mammon a soft whack to the head.
You realized you forgot to ask if you could untie the real Mammon, but Lucifer had already marched down the hall in the direction of Leviathan's room. Rather than trying to catch up, you decided to go see how the Avatar of Greed was doing.
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tatakaeeren · 6 months
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Levi Ackerman | Shingeki No Kyojin Final Trailer
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lostcauses-noregrets · 3 months
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Lostcauses Fic: Sealskin [Podfic]
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Erwin's sketch book by @seitsen-sarvi.
Erwin is an environmental scientist, a driven man on a mission to save the world. His research does not normally involve fieldwork, and it certainly does not normally involve spending six months of the year at the university’s field station on a remote island in the North Atlantic, with only seals for company. But the solitude of the island and a chance encounter with a curious stranger bring a profound revelation.
A podfic written and read by LostCauses, loosely based on Maurice Lindsay's 1946 short story Sealskin Trousers.
Listen and download at eruri.org/sealskin.
With enormous thanks to @seitsen-sarvi for the beautiful art and @momtaku for whatever the audio equivalent of beta is ♡
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jayteacups · 4 months
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Do you guys think that after filming the campsite scenes, actor AU Levi and Zeke would go camping together? ('Just for funsies', if you ask Zeke why, or 'because management thought my endless suffering would make good promotional material' if you ask Levi instead.)
I headcanon that the only AU where these two would ever get along would be an actor AU, but even then Levi is absolutely drawing the line at camping with Zeke. Just them chilling in the middle of the woods for a week, but Zeke is constantly winding Levi up for shits and giggles, whilst every second of it is getting filmed for a vlog (that will inevitably get millions of views because fans always eat up the actors' banter lol). I shudder to think of the inevitable outrage when Levi discovers there's only one tent lmao
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mawu-yama · 2 months
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happy white day or something. LEVYFOX DATE
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writr4luvrs · 8 months
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Levi Ackerman absolutely does not find yandere!reader to be the least sense cute or attractive (despite him lowkey liking the idea of someone being utterly devoted to him). Prior to resorting to even more physical violence, Levi goes to Erwin and tells him he will "continue to beat the sh/t out of you until your behavior is corrected or you're broken."
How long are you going to last, yandere!reader?
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the-void-02 · 9 months
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Gift Giving
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seahydra · 2 months
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Seeing people with OC F/Os has been making me think about one of mine... ... ... I love her dearly but I'm not sure if I can tear my mind away from my wife right now www
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I'm usually not one for brats. Firstly, I just find it absolutely adorable when a sub is tripping over themselves trying to be good. Secondly, I like praise and taking care of a sub too much. And thirdly, I think I'm just too much of a tease to really be a good brat tamer.
But since I saw some brat content on the tl today let's just lean into it lol.
I think every demon bro has the potential to be a brat, I just think they brat in different ways.
Lucifer definitely scolds you in public, and tries to act all superior to you. Because he absolutely loves to be brought down back to his level in private. If he's ever being a bit of a hard ass he just wants to get his ass smacked.
Mammon definitely sneaks around. He pretends to steal your stuff and that he sold it, when in reality he just has it hidden in his room. He acts all innocent too, like he can't believe you're even angry. I feel like he definitely likes to be out smarted when he's being a brat. He likes to caught doing something bad, and explained how you caught him and why what he's doing is bad. He likes to feel small and that you "won" something over him before you punish him. It also let's him know what exactly he did wrong, as he always hates go be blamed things he didn't do, having you talk through what he did wrong and why you're angry makes him feel safe and that he can trust you.
You might say that Levi is too nervous to be a brat but that's where you're wrong buckaroo! Well, you're half wrong. I feel like if Levi really, really wants to be a brat, he can be one. At first I feel like he would just try to disobey you as a way to be a brat. But since, Levi is Levi, he didn't really tell you he wants to be a brat and have you punish him. So when you're normally very obedient, but shy sub starts saying "no" and making a fuss, you stop tbe scene and ask him if he's ok. Levi learns that life is not a hentai and if he needs to talk to you if he wants a scene to go a particular way. But I feel like once you have the ground rules down, Levi likes to be a brat quite often. Playing the game I noticed that Levi actually seems a lot more confident in texts than when you're face to face with him, so I feel like a lot of your bratting scenes start with him being huffy or demanding through text, and you having to find and punish him.
Satan is like a cat when he's bratting. As in, he will very obvious do a Bad Thing right in front of you, like a cat knocking off a glass of water. I feel like Satan would create rules with you, just for him to break them. He's disobedient by nature! He loves creating rules with you and then thinking of all the ways he can creatively break them. You said he wasn't allowed to cum by himself? You said nothing about him *touching* himself, so surely him slowly jacking himself off is fine, right? You said no touching himself, but technically he's not touching himself, the fucking machine is fucking him all on its own. I can't tell if he would rather you out smart him and punish him, like Mammon, or prefer being told "because I said so". Like, on one hand, being told "because I said so" in response to "why are you punishing me? I technically didn't do anything wrong" is *so* infuriating, but that's why Satan loves it so much.
I feel like Asmo is always a teensy tiny bit of a brat, unless he's getting *exactly* what he wants, but I feel like he would only really feel the desire or need to brat when he feels like you're not giving him enough attention. So like. Twice a week lol. His go to method of being a brat is texting you photos of him jerking off. Just the idea of you getting so angry, and so horny that you have to track him down and punish him yourself gets him going so bad. I feel like he would suggest a "no touching" rule, but literally always break it, but only tells you he broke it when he wants to be a brat lol.
I'm not really sure what brat Beel would be... I definitely think he's a little shit and not as inoccent as the fandom loves to portray him. I just don't think being punished would really do it for him? Idk. Whenever Beel does something bad in game, he usually feels extremely guilty about it. When he doesn't care, like when eats someone's food, he just shrugs it off and says he was hungry. None of these reactions give me something to work with..... although I do feel like Beel would be attracted to someone with power. He likes it when you get all high and mighty and bring out the leather and whips (even if they only tickle him), so if you're a brat tamer looking for something like that, I think he'll be more willing to be a brat. I feel like when Beel is bratting he'll either intentionally eat your labeled food, or just silently be a little shit toward you. He moves the glasses way up to the top shelf, where only he can reach, and similarly sneaky things. Until eventually you catch on and "punish" him, or he'll come clean if he's too impatient.
Belphie is definitely, 100% a brat lol. Like Asmo, I feel like Belphie is always a little bit of a brat. Even when he's getting everything he wants lol. But, at least in the beginning of your relationship, I feel like Belphie would act like even the most gentle of punishments is this big, cruel thing. Belphie was bratting and talking back to you so you edged him once? Belphie didn't expect you to be a *sadist*. But I feel like over time, as you keep punishing and punishing him (because mans could never just. Not be a complete little brat), Belphie would work up a tolerance until you're caging his cock and putting weights on his nipples. I feel like he would also really really enjoy scenes where he's the "powerful Demon" and you're the "helpless little human" who puts him in his place.
I talked about Barbatos being a brat before so I wouldn't make a whole section for him. But I do feel like Barbatos is a very self assured brat. As in, he doesn't believe anything you could do to him will have any affect until you got him chained down and begging for mercy. He's very cocky that way.
If I were to twist this into what *I* specially would do if I were any of these boys brat tamer...... I would definitely make them beg for them to punish them. The second any of them would beg for mercy, or get all teary eyed, or try to convince me that they weren't bratting and don't deserve a punishment. Then huh, I guess you don't baby boy! :D
Fluff up their hair and plant a kiss on their forehead before asking if they want to watch a movie. Watch the confusion on their face spread as they realize that all the hard work they did to be a brat and show me what a bad boy they were is gone.
Watch as they fumble and say that they might, in fact, did something wrong and might need a correction, only to look at them dumbly and repeat the same words they said to me. You said you didn't want to be punished right? That you *weren't* a bad boy? And now you're talking of punishment? Don't be silly! If you're a good boy then you don't need your ass to be smacked red, your orgasms to be ruined, or your ass to be pounded, right? Watch as they slowly, and shyly admit that they were being a bad boy. Force them to admit all the bad things they did, that they *want* and *need* to be punished. Not giving in till they're on their knees, begging to be punished.
And when I do punish them, and they're being for mercy, I look down at them with an odd look on my face. Saying that they chose this, that they begged for it. That I was willing to let their little mistake go. That everything that happens to them right now is because they wanted it.
Idk about you. But that's what I would do lol.
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levymcgarden55 · 1 year
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tatakaeeren · 6 months
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My nerves, my anxiety, my emotions... I can't deal with them. Let's do this... one last time!
Shinzo wo Sasageyooooo!!!!
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obsidian-art04 · 11 months
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A Walk in the Forest
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centralnart · 4 months
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WHERE IS THE TRANSFEM ITACHI CONTENT. WHERE IS SHE. WHERE ARE HER MOMMY ISSUES. WHERE IS HER BLACK MARKET ESTROGEN. WHERE.
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earl-grey-love · 2 years
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I honestly love the new relationship content in the sims 4. Finally after all these years other sims make decisions without my input. The joy at being asked by Jake to be best friends. The elation of him asking my sim to be his girlfriend. Un-fucking-paralleled mate.
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asexual-levia-tan · 1 year
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its not that i dont view events or devilgrams as canon. i just dont view them as things that happen during the storyline
for example, on my post about how maybe solomon is in the attic that doesnt exist, ive had a couple people mention how thats weird and inconsistent, because belphie and babs both mention the attic in nb devilgrams. if theyre part of the storyline, thats inconsistent. if theyre outside of the storyline, say in some vague future situation, its perfectly fine
same with texts. shortly after ch11 came out, i think, we received a text from asmo saying we should invite more humans to asmo night than just the mc. if these are supposed to fit seamlessly into the current canon, they fail miserably
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