#like an xbox kid

[nukashine]

don't talk to me or my tiny son ever again

#why does hades stand like a kid waiting for his turn to play on the xbox #hades #zagreus #hades game #hades the game #hades supergiant #not fallout

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

This is related to the FNaF movie but i fucking loved how they established the fact that the people posessing the animatronics are still just kids.

Also the fort scene was so fucking adorable omg.

YEAH YEAH YEAH see that's something that's always bugged me a bit about fnaf - it's literally the Murdered Ghost Child Franchise, and yet the kids are never portrayed as... yk... kids. they're always vEngeFuL SpiRiTS instead of children

when the movie got to That part where Abby was friending it up w/ them, i was so delighted. cause yeah! those are kids in those robots! they want someone to play with! we're finally acknowledging that! yippee! 🎉🎉🎉

#THE FORT SCENE MY BELOVEDDDDD #i have never been more jealous of anyone #i wanna hang out on the floor in a fort w/ bigass sentient animatronics... #rambles from the bog #honestly i think the plot of fnaf could be avoided if the animatronics were given like an xbox idk #LET THE MURDERED KIDS ACT LIKE KIDS #yeah theyre angry and murderous but those! are still! young children!

[an-actual-floof]

really loving the animated series so far

#S1 E7 #no but fr this show is so goofy #it’s really captured the essence of classic trek I think #wild plotlines with ambitious concepts #all packed into 24 minutes?? gold #idk if it’s because the episodes are shorter or what but somehow it’s just funnier #maybe it’s just the absurdity and cheesiness that gets me idk #also giant spock wife #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spock #james t kirk #star trek the animated series #star trek tas #the animated series #jim kirk #s’chn t’gai spock #i forgot to mention but kirk looks like the a kid demanding a turn on the xbox ok that’s all

[deathbydarkelves]

I hate all forms of PvP 99% of the time but this new mode is silly enough that I wanna try it. I'll let y'all know how I do. I have next to no experience in battle royales.

#the only exception to my ''all PvP stresses me out too much to have fun'' experience is Overwatch funnily enough #or... WAS #I played on xbox without a mic back when it first came out. so zero chat = zero toxicity #and believe me when I say I was actually pretty good. I'd turn matches around by switching to Tracer at the last minute and #wiping the other team. Or I'd just play Tracer from the start and dominate the entire time. it was awesome #the balance of grind to loot boxes was great at the start imo. I loved that game so much #but now it's waaaaaaaaay too grindy and there's battle pass stuff and it's so much harder to get the cosmetics you want :( #and too many limited time events. I was a kid back when I played so yes I had more time but GOD OW demands so much time from you now #oh well. it lives on in my memory. #I have a Figma Tracer figure on my desk still :) I like her

[hostilemuppet]

actually y'know what?? i'm not done. floyd actually has a good and loving relationship with his kids. brangelina actually loves him, they even made him a card while he was in the hospital!!!! even if he couldn't appreciate it for what it was in the moment (his kids were worried about him and not whatever his brain was telling him).

guy has to give tiny a script telling him to say to the masses how much he loves his daddy. he might've been a great parent before twitter but now, tiny is a cute prop for his videos at most. tiny had to go behind his back to make secret accounts to have a life outside their YouTube channel. fuck that glittery asshole. his subscribers are probably just bots anywas. (tiny gets an itty bitty pass bc he's 11 and pretty much imitating guy, even though he's big enough to tell right from wrong behavior)

floyd (and creek) deliberately kept their kids out of the spotlight for their own safety, while guy uses tiny to get INTO the spotlight. while floyd enjoys being famous, he obviously knows it has its drawbacks (chapter ONE established both his privacy being horrifically violated and getting body shamed en masse) and he wants to keep his kids away from that before theyre old enough to actually decide whether they WANT to put themselves out there.

guy, however, doesnt care about any "downsides", partly bc hes nowhere near floyds level, but mostly bc he is not only clout poisoned but clout addicted. he wants to be celebrity worshipped, just like he does in the cartoons but a million times worse bc he doesnt just have the village to impress, he has the entire WORLD. he DID love his son, but... he also loves the attention, the drama. and just like the cartoons, he can get carried away, but unlike the cartoons, things dont line up to teach him a very important lesson in 11 minutes

#ask #tdau #and what you said about t1ny. THOROUGHLY agree! #yes hes a misogynistic loser #yes hes at least partially themed around the bigoted kids screaming slurs on xbox live #but also. hes a KID. hes like that bc his dad raised him that way! #he has plenty of time to grow and improve as a person #but unfortunately... modern internet climate doesnt exactly make that /easy/ #hence. the alt right pipeline

[vellichorom]

i will give something to anyone who downloads the hallownest vocalized mod & clips me all of godseeker’s/the godhome voices by the way,

#Hollow Knight #Hallownest Vocalized #AND I AM NOT KIDDING !!!!!!! #the hyperfixation is too strong i want to hear my woman pretty please #NO LISTEN I HAVE THE GAME BUT ON XBOX !!!!! I CAN'T PLAY THE MOD #AND I KNOW PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO LIKE CLIP HER UNTIL WAY LATER PLEAAAASE #anyway back to our regular schedule

[bubbledtee]

the lore i have built up for modern!80s!james in my brain is overwhelming.

#in the scenario in my head he’s an ‘03 baby #and he had unrestricted internet access from a young age #unfortunately definitely had an edgy phase in middle school to early highschool #he’s been an xbox kid #but he built his own pc when he was like 17 #he plays clash of clans on his phone all the time #he’s an absolute ipad kid #his entire camera roll is just pics of you and your cat (gibson) and videos of riffs he’s been working on #i’m insane #james hetfield #papa het #modern!80s!james #bub’s thoughts

[ghostlyapivorous]

Like, ok I get it's a kid show but I really feel like Shope and Kevin are the kinda middle schoolers to either tell each other to kys over the most mundane of things, or CONSTANTLY making their little white friends uncomfortable by accusing them of racism at every possible opportunity. Maybe both who knows

#supernoobs #kevin reynolds #jennifer shope #like. look at them and tell me they aren't the absolute WORST #i am absolutely not projecting me and my friends onto these children absolutely not #they would definitely be like. incredibly racist to one another and no one else. they just have that kinda friendship #kevin would shout at kids over xbox live and shope would egg him on

[2-kamikou-1]

can nobody see how agonizing this fucking feels

#i get to see everyone around me do things. #i get to see them have friends and be part of things like show choir and theatre and anime club and music extracurriculars #i get to hear stories about hanging out with your friends after school #knowing I get to do none of that. #''oh after school before my dad got off work i went to my friend's house and we got food and played xbox!!“ #cool. I'm not allowed to walk further than the dollar store. I'm not allowed to get a job except at the place where my mom works. #I'm not even allowed friends. #i have one friend that i only see on the weekends. #i have a couple other people sure like the kid i met in kindergarten but he hasn't seen me in years. #how am i ever supposed to make friends if i can't go to school or do /anything/ #because i have to stay in this online program which has enough of its issues in and of itself #because my parents feel like they have a monopoly on my time now that i don't go to school in person anymore. #I'm tired #i want it to stop #i want to stop feeling lonely. #i want to have other friends that i can introduce to my friends and i want to hang out after school and get food and play video games #and do harmless things I'm not supposed to #i wanna go to bed and feel like i lived the day to its fullest instead of feeling like it was just another day wasted #like time is moving forward and I'm not #i know there's no fucking. “highschool experience” like you see in movies. i know that. #but i know damn well it's not supposed to feel like this either.

[nicname]

Guy who responds to new information with “That validates my worldview!” and “That’s not true” when it doesn’t validate their worldview

#get your kids off tiktok get your kids off twitter #the kids on xbox who call me slurs now talk like tumblr discoursers #okay to reblog #nic speaks

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Me, daydreaming about The Owl House: The existence of characters like Boscha and Willow who are children of same-sex parents but show a display of both parents’ physical characteristics has the most incredible implications. I mean, not only does that mean that queer couples can have biological children, but think of the possibilities when it comes to infertility! Rather than putting the mother or otherwise AFAB person through an expensive and painful process, her partner can just-

The little goblin me who lives at the back of my brain: MPREG IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Me: I mean yeah, but that wasn’t really what I was gonna phrase that li-

Little goblin me: WITCH/DEMON HYBRIDS EXIST AND ARE CLASSIFIED AS WITCHES AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A BILE SAC. THEREFORE MONSTERFUCKING IS ENTIRELY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

Me, backing away slowly: Okay, let’s rephrase that. In the Boiling Isles, I think that would be more like the equivalent of an interracial marriage, so-

Goblin me, climbing onto a table: NOT ALL DEMONS HAVE BILE SACKS THAT PRODUCE MAGIC. THEREFORE BILE SACS AND BY ASSOCIATION THE ABILITY TO PRODUCE MAGIC COULD POSSIBLY BE HEREDITARY.

Me: Aw, yeah! That opens up room for representation of genetic disabilities, kinda like how Eda’s curse was treated like a chronic illness! I wonder if staffs like Hunter’s with pre-stored magic were made as disability accommodations for witches without bile sacs?

Goblin me: …

Me: …

Me: Do I even want to-

Goblin me: I was just gonna say it’s entirely possible that one of Barcus’s parents straight up screwed a-

Me: Nope. That’s enough. I’m getting the broom.

#the owl house #the owl house hunter #toh boscha #toh barcus #toh willow #toh Harvey #toh gilbert #willow’s dads #boscha’s moms #barcus’s dog #why am I like this #witch biology #overinterpreting a kids show #my goblin brain #aesthetic: me poking my own consciousness with a broom while she sits on the table and hisses at me #fuck my Xbox just turned on in the other room #there’s no one else here #this is how I die #remember m-

[illdothehotvoice]

Shout out to younger me that was told multiple times that I had the best papyrus interpretation. I was a complete fraud btw I would just make up bullshit and that bullshit just happened to be backed up by canon dshjgkdfh

#I'm talking like. Papyrus remembering resets which I dont believe anymore obviously but like. he DOES have the best memory #when it comes to past timelines i mean dshjkdngfdh #Or Papyrus having healing magic?? Dude I totally pulled that out of my ass because I just wanted him to as a kid dshjkgnfdh #but like. He heals Frisk after they fight him sdhjkfndg implying he has some sort of healing magic dshgjkfdh #which like. my personal take is I wouldn't rely on him for it but he has it if a situation gets dire dshgjknfhg #Papyrus having Gaster Blasters?? again totally was unaware of his line about potentially blasting frisk with something dshjgkfdh #Papyrus having shortcuts also has some flimsy evidence now thanks to the xbox version sdgjkmf #it kind of just depends on how you interoperate sans' line about him not liking to use shortcuts. #You can either take it at face value (but I think the specific wording especially coming from sans is significant) #that Papyrus can use shortcuts but doesn't like to for whatever reason whether that's trauma or thinking it's lazy is up to you #or that for some reason Papyrus just REALLY does not like the fact that sans uses shortcuts sdhgjkfdh #which i think those last two are both valid ways of reading into that line dshjgkfh #I personally like to think Papyrus can use 'em cause it's cool but he doesn't use them often so when he does he is VERY rusty #so it can lead to some insurances in coordinates like ending up a couple feet off the ground #anyways that's enough of mimi headcanons for now sdhgjkndhg I realize I don't tend to talk about my headcanons that much anymore so #a small treat dshgjkgh because I can't really draw right now #aaand thank you autocorrect for changing inaccuracies to insurances???

[local-hydrogen-bomb]

Some doodles I made cause I was bored

#kirby #gooey kirby #marx kirby #headcanon that Marx shit talks like a kid on the Xbox 360 #meta knight

[gokupowers]

people forget dave is kind of an asshat when thats the best part of him

No fr man is a MENACE.

#ask #people act like he wasnt a 13 year old xbox kid terrorising others n dropping slurs

[jestiamy]

??? just rediscovered cake mania to the max. this, tetris, and pong was like the only thing I did in my spare time as a kid before I got a phone and got like actual hobbies

#I feel like every time I mention games I played as a kid I age like ten years #like. I did play the shitty minecraft beta with collectable wool upon punch on xbox with my siblings just like everyone else I swear #that just came after my. super oddly timed game selections I guess. #saying stuff #vividly remember getting to day 75 and feeling very accomplished about it. #pretty sure I never played the game again after that because my memory of it literally ends there #my posts cater to a very specific audience and that audience is me and me only /hj #stole the image off of google for visualization so I remember what the fuck a 'cake mania' is when I look through my blog again later

[shortviolet]

given that two of my worst fears are dying from asphyxiation and drowning, reading about that lost billionaire submarine is a very bad idea, but i cannot help but be baffled at every choice that was made for this expedition

#like. they locked themselves in a windowless tin can bolted from the outside #piloted by a fucking 2003 xbox controller #and not one of them at any point was like 'hey maybe we shouldn't do this cuz this is clearly a death trap' ? #some guy brought his 19 year old son on board like leave that kid alone !!!!!! #apparently they fired the one dude who was like hey this isn't safe at all #cuz safety gets in the way of innovation apparently #this is just awful for everybody