#little crying man baby

[foreverfalling21]

Elon musk could have ended world hunger with 6.6 Billion dollars...

But instead he bought Twitter for 44 billion dollars and fired 50% of their staff

Imagine being able to end world hunger, saying, "Nah!" and buying twitter instead

Make it make sense

#EAT THE RICH #this man could have ended world hunger 7 times over with the amount of money he used to buy twitted #twitter* #elon musk #little crying man baby #who cant even TAKE A JOKE #if you are a billionaire you are a bad person #end of sentence #twitter

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

#nimona #nimona 2023 #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #he always looks so small in these scenes #like the light is going to swallow him whole #it almost looks like a little kid wearing his parents clothes #like he’ll never live up to the expectations society has placed on him #this man is so lonely for the whole movie #poor baby had to figure out everything by himself #he looks so tired in the second picture #the thing that kills me is in the last scene he tries to leave the bubble #but Bal shoved him back in #bubba looks ethereal throughout the whole movie #this movie man #it kills me slowly #I love it so much #I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep now #people from the rise fandom know I only post angst when I’m sleep deprived

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 129

Danny, now an adult, has just moved to the city of Gotham. Actually he’s been an adult for a while, but every once in a while he has to end his life, at least legally, lest someone get suspicious. Usually whenever Dan or Ellie does an oopsie and pulls a firebird with being reborn through their core. 

So legally, one Danyal Nightingale, has just moved to Gotham to open a bakery (Thank you for the wonderful recipes and bonding Clockwork) while taking care of his practically newborn son Jordan. Of course Elnath- Ellie- had to pull a core retreat too, which is just his luck. 

It wouldn’t be a problem, but he’s trying to not be so broody. A ghost- even a half-ghost- carrying another core though, has instincts turned up to like, eleven. Which again, wouldn’t be much of a problem if not for someone falling into his dumpster late at night bleeding. A vigilante, which he’s sworn to stay away from that life years ago. And it’s not a lethal wound…

But his instincts are screaming to not let the person bleed all around his nest, and he knows from experience that it would continue to bother him. Which is how he ends up with Batman on his couch to Dan’s glee if the ghost chirps are to go by. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #potential spirit halloween #This is before Tim joined as robin but after Jason dies me thinks #Bruce is on a self destruction spiral and there was a lucky hit that managed to give him a concussion #He might cry a little when he first sees tiny baby Dan peeking at him from the crib #There's no proof of it though and he was out of it so it doesn't count #Danny is not impressed with this man's self destruction spiral #No you can't go back to wherever your base is you are sitting your ass down until your ribs are no longer bruised and youre not concussed #You can also just stay right there until breakfast is done you ancients damned idiot #Eventually Bruce will definitely realize the Nightingale family aren't human but for now he's stubbornly trying to leave #Normally when ghosts reform from cores they don't deage but that's not how it works for halfas who have living bodies #Hence them joking about it being like phoenixes or firebirds #does this count as mpreg??? #idk it's like 3am rn lol

[fallingforspring]

Dp x dc fics in a nutshell.

#Zatana and Constantine are screaming crying throwing up #Bats and Supes are have no idea what’s going on #and Marvel’s like friend?maybe?? #and Danny reaction usually lines up with having a nap disturbed #infant eldritch abomination #twice I’ve seen him described like a serpent and you know who else is shaped like a snek? #little baby man #dp x dc #dp x dc art #ghost king danny

[sweatandwoe]

I think the funniest bg3 thing is Astarion trying to actively dislike kids in act 1 to getting his personal autonomy and hope back to act 3 where if you think about hurting kids in any capacity he'd kill you

Man got memed to oblivion about being an asshole to kids only to go full dad mode in act 3

#hes joining Halsin with the orphans in my mind #crying and holding babies #little beings he gave up hope of ever holding #astarion #bg3 #his changes of approval get to me man #approving of helping Yenna and Arabella #thinking about him keeping his distance from kids because of the gur kids breaks my heart #man is traumatized we must let him girldad in time like he was meant to do

[dashing-through-ecto]

consider: Jack finally getting the universal Cat Parent experience of not being able to move from a spot because there's a cat (or cat-adjacent creature) in your lap

YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE

(baby man masterpost)

#ask <3 #dashing-art #little baby man #vlad plasimus #jack fenton #this ask made me get up at 11pm an draw #it's 1 am now and i have to be at work in 4 hours lmao #no sleep for me #just energy drink and spite in my vains #this is the first time baby loop vlad fell asleep near jack #jack is having an emotinal meltdown #'baby cat trust jack????????' crying from happyness

[jaquitor]

Merithra, the Dreamer~

#my art #World of Warcraft #Merithra #Green dragon #dragonflight #on a more personal note #every time ysera and merithra are on screen together #i cry like a little baby #because damn if i wouldnt also like a few more moments with my mom #and for her to tell me i'm ready #sorry 2 be cringe on main but MAN

[shu-box-puns]

Ok, but when Spidy was a baby, and he and Tsu'Tey were starting to bond, he would sometimes just start screaming in the middle of the night with no prompt at all and none of the people at Hells Gates would be able to soothe him until they went and called Tsu'Tey to "Get his pretty blue ass down here" who, unsurprisingly, would be the only one who could put Spider back to sleep. Long story short, Tsu would find himself more often then not sleeping at the Hells Gates next to Spiders make shift crib than at Hometree. *Cue a lot of fluffy scenes*

Man didn't choose the Dad life, the Dad life chose him :D

#he definitely just started staying the night when a week of late night calls turned into two and then three #man had a little avatar sized sleeping bag (Norm seems like the kind of guy who would just have that in storage somewhere) #and he's got a little mountain of pillows #and he literally just sets up shop in Spider's room #even if he's not sleeping #whilst Spider is napping he'll polish weapons or deshell nuts or something on his makeshift bed so whenever Spider wakes up and sees him #he doesn't bother to start crying #tsu'tey #avatar #spider socorro #dad!tsu'tey #avatar twow #baby spider #father-son duo

[hooned]

more i-land lore 🍨

#enhypen #*jelly's #enhypenet #sim jaeyun #jake #nishimura riki #riki #this is so interesting bc i don't remember the ice cream #but also i can imagine them trying to finish the ice cream #bc they don't want to go to ground #but ended up going anyways 😭 #main takeaway: they can talk about i-land with a smile on their faces now #WAR IS OVER 😭 #[not really but at least they can smile now my babies] #pls excuse the grains i kinda give up in the middle bc #i don't want to remove the blues hehe #SIM JAEYUN YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN #and riki stuffing his face IM GOING TO CRY HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE MANDU

[atomicengineerdetective]

I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

#Call me Sir Pentious cause Im crying like a baby over here. #WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS GEM FROM ME. THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND #I didnt even mention lyrics like “I've been dying to find out who you are. looks like the apple doesnt fall far.” #“You are a part of who I am” “you are the only thing worth fighting for” that just BREAK ME #but oh well #BTW of course I was gonna watch and become obsessed with Hazbin Hotel. I am a theater kid that loves animation. It was like meant for me #could do with a little less obsenities but thats alright its a staple of the show #On another note I almost went insane when I found out lucifer was Jeremy Jordan. #Like its insane how that man always ends up in my obsessions. Newsies. Tangled the series. The Death Note Musical #(Im team L btw in death note but GOD Jeremy's singing made me reconsider for a milisecond in Where's the justice he is just THAT GOOD) #Erika I knew from the mean girls musical which I also deeply enjoy #its Insane the Talent this show brought in. my theater kid heart is ELATED #Last thing is I gotta say I LOVED Lucifer #Like I thought I was gonna hate him because everyone was talking about charlie's daddy issues #I thought he was gonna be neglectful and manipulative #BUT NO. He is a silly (little) father who just loves his daughter but doesnt know how to show it #And had DREAMS and AMBITION and fate in humanity. And he is just such a fun character to follow I had such a riot with this episode #Hazbin Hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #charlotte morningstar

[shima-draws]

USOPP ABSOLUTELY POPPING TF OFF???? Hitting a target THAT far away with SUPREME precision AND unlocking Haki?? I’M SITTING HERE LIKE

#MY MANS!!!!!!!!!!! #Listen I was REALLY upset with him earlier in the arc when he was a PUSSY and ran away from Trebol #Like. He had a whole thing about how he’s changed and how he’s not that much of a coward anymore #AND THEN HE FUCKING LEFT THE TONTATTAS AND RAN WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH #I WAS SO. FUCKING MAD #They were getting their asses beat and crying his name and he was being the BIGGEST fucking pussy on the planet #GOD I wanted to throttle him #It’s okay tho this was his redemption moment. #SO PROUD OF YOU BABY #Love that his fear of losing Luffy overpowered any feelings of cowardice #Like. He was so worried he was going to forget Luffy. He DID ALL THAT FOR HIS CAPTAIN #ALSO WHEN HE SAID ‘The seas without you…I don’t ever want to see that!’ FUCKIGN. USOLU MOMENT. SOBBING #I swooned. I’ll be honest I swooned. His sniper skills kicked in and I was like OHHHHHHHH?!!!!! SIRRRR 👀👀👀😳 #Coughs anyway. #One Piece #Shima speaks #Usopp

[nguyenfinity]

Fly high Rinne o7 part 745830972468

#enstars #mamagi #rinne amagi #kohaku oukawa #ooc?? perhaps?? #i don't think it is that much 'cause kohaku canonically will use baby privileges to get what he wants (night club and hot limit) #crying?? mayhaps #i have said before that i know he doesn't like being babied but he should get to act his age a little bit more. just a lil #also rinne would be concerned if he just started crying #like he does feel bad but he's about to feel so much worse in the next 2 minutes (sorry man) #this was supposed to be more silly than anythin #lil brohaku

[zappedbyzabka]

Sacrificial lamb and all that

#baby baby baby #He said :( #and #he said ☹️ #The way Kreese stared at him and hovered like a hungry wolf ready to pounce the whole time #the way Johnny tried not to cry and sweat and went straight into the arms of his predator like he has for YEARS #because he’d been literally in Kreese’s hands. Given to him and left with him. for YEARS. #And the way he stared up at him so desperate and melted into his grasp #let him swipe his hurting nose and obeyed when he made him do something he didn’t want to #because who else does he have. And his mom wasn’t there. and he had to go home with bruises all over him and no one #to Sid. to be mocked and laughed at some more. to cry all alone in his bed thinking about how the man he trusted and loved hurt him #And I think Kreese was more jealous. murderously so. that Johnny clearly wanted to be on good terms with LaRusso rather than so mad he lost #and by the time he realized he went too far and he lost his little champion—whom he ‘loves most besides CK’—he decided to get revenge on #Miyagi and Daniel. because it’s THEIR fault he did that to johnny in the first place. he hates them both with a passion. HE was humiliated #in front of his boy and the rest of the cobras by Miyagi. and Daniel…he changed Johnny. he practically took him away from Kreese. #Man is delusional cause that’s 10000% how he sees things #and GOD the way he begs Johnny to come back in ck. and then hurt him more because ‘thats what was best for him’ #and Johnny moves away from his touch and stares at him like an abused animal but still lets him stay #because he still loves him despite everything #he knows Kreese is in his own reality and does love him. but he realized his worth to an extent #realized its not okay for Kreese to have done all those things to him #and brainwashed him #and he was being victim blamed the whole time Kreese came back to cobra kai #I cant. #I’m SCREAMING. everything was taken from him but it was his fault because he ‘shouldnt have let Kreese come back’ #Only unobservant idiots ignore the fact that he was abused his whole life just so they can hate on him constantly. #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #karate kid #Still love Kreese though

[yourmamashoe]

We're half way into it and my father said that Bojan was pretty like 25 times

#i agree #man has taste #juhuhu hahaha #hahaha #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #kris guštin #nace jordan #jure maček #baby boo #five little silly men #screaming crying throwing myself against a wall

[figfauna]

Omgeeee why is there not a Jerma edit to the lyrics “Little Andy, soft in your newborn skin only one, little Andy, will you return again?” From Big Thiefs Simulation swarm In existence???

#jerma985 #jermaposting #jerma #jerma fandom #edit #it’s a genuine request #why are you not taking this seriously #i would probably cry #you’re literally about to make me cry #stop it it’s not funny anymore #my handsome man #sweet lil baby #cinnamoroll #little bean #okay tehehehhe sorry

[woundlingus]

What the fuck is up with alarm clock anxiety it’s actually the worst. New job, new people, I’ve been out for like five years with disability in the prime of my youth so I’m a little awkward. I don’t care about ANY of that. My alarm clock scary, tummy hurt, oooooh alarm gonna yell at me in the morning better wake up ten times in the night just incase I can wake a minute before hand and not have it yell at me I don’t likey :( cause I’m just a little guy ooooh don’t yell at meeeeee :(

#I am an animal who wants to rise with the natural rhythm given to me by the earth #you’re harshing my mellow man it’s unnatural you’re scaring my rhythm bro #not to be a hippy on main but ooooooh my god oh my god man BRO it’s not NATURAL it’s not okay I would love to go do a little task #but the alarm clock is a man made horror beyond my ability to manage the sunshine is my beautiful wife who wakes me up not you nasty beast #(waking up sobbing and crying next to my metal boyfriend) WHERES MY WIFE???? WHERE DID MY WIFE GO??? SUNSHINE BABY???????