#lmk if u wanna be new mutuals tho cuz that would be fun and sexy and also cool

[beverageenthusiast]

let’s get personal (questions!)

thank u for tagging me molly ur friendship is like a worm tender embrace and some of these questions were very original i have never heard nor answered before <3 @cl0wnapologist​

1. say hi! :D (name/age/pronouns)

alyssa, 20, she/her/(and mayhaps......they? we’ll see about that one)

2. what’s your venus sign? <3

pisces

3. would you rather people perceive you as the person you present to the world or your true self? are they the same?

i don’t want anyone to perceive me thanks

4. what do you prioritize in your relationships—how well someone treats you or how much you like them?

it depends because if i don’t like u then why are we having relations but if u don’t treat me well then u should die. i think both are important.

5. what’s the most embarrassing fanfic you’ve ever read?

i’m SURE there are other ones but what comes to mine is the milk fic (don’t remember who it was about) or the dan and phil hamster fic

6. would you rather be fluent in every language or a master of every instrument? if you could only pick one of each what would it be?

fluent in languages! if i could pick one of each i would wanna be fluent in an eastern asian language and play piano.

7. share some of your favorite characters!

the gay one from ouran, dean craig pelton from community, howl and calcifer from howl’s moving castle. any vaguely homo/pessimistic character 

8. what’s a niche interest/subject you could write a 12-page essay on?

the subtle art of making vegetable spring rolls: a guide for white people who want to pretend to be cultured

9. what are you missing the most right now?

the girl reading this <3 also sonic blue raz lemonade slushie

10. hottest non-human animated character? (ex. zootopia fox, ryuk from death note, aunt fanny from robots)

howl jenkins. he is technically not human i think that suffices. marceline is a vampire idk if that counts either. 

11. share some of your old urls/handles/usernames (i’m looking at u, 1D insta with 70 followers from 2013)

pizzalyssa, lukeycharm, niallsjelly (my parents found my 1d spam twitter account somehow and read a tweet i made about a kid in my middle school being gay (derogatory) and they made me delete it), 2006ghost, what-png, there has to be more but i genuinely don’t remember 

12. what’s a favorite physical feature of yourself? what are some favorite physical features of your friends/loved ones?

i like the way my hair dries and the color of my eyes. all of my friends have beautiful smiles, i love my bfs nose and eyes, jillians freckles, mollys fat tits

13. what’s a favorite personality trait of yours? of your friends/loved ones?

i’m a really hard worker. big fan of the shared sense of weird cynical humor between me n my homies and their artistic talents

14. describe a recent time someone made you feel loved/valued

bf got me a mighty lemon drops vinyl for my birthday and i almost cried. that shit is SO fucking rare in the united states i genuinely can’t believe he got it

15. what’s the most embarrassing character you’ve been attracted to?

lola the fish from shark tale

16. gayest thing you’ve done recently? (complimentary)

genuinely appreciated my homies

17. gayest thing you’ve done recently? (derogatory)

become active on tumblr again OR spent $35 on alcohol that should’ve been much cheaper and drunkenly demanded money from kevin

18. what are your comfort movies/shows/books/foods?

howl’s moving castle, daniel sloss standup comedy, ouran (probably), vsauce, jenna marbles :(  

19. last 5 things you looked up in your youtube search bar/history?

searched: pewdiepie, animusic, lighthouse movie theories, dan howell coming out video, make my dog howl (for draco purposes)

20. should we kiss rn? :*

say less

tag ur mutuals to do this!

@the-bean-god @wherearethelionhearts @yuckberry @shysora @un-bearably @aggressivelyenthusiastic @cl0wnapologist

#all my old mutuals unfollowed me or are inactive #lmk if u wanna be new mutuals tho cuz that would be fun and sexy and also cool #i should reach out to u guys more tho..... #about me #be my friend #mine #personal