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sweetestpopcorn · 2 years
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Do u have a daemon and rhaenyra playlist? If yes can you share?🙏🏻🥹🥹
Bold of you to assume my old a** knows how to make fancy playlists XD best I can do is song names and you click them and you have the youtube link.
This said, yes I do have quite a few songs that are HUGE inspirations when I write. Most of my ideas for scenes just come while I listen to music. 
Here you go ;) my Daemyra playlist (some songs are not about them specifically but relate to different moments in my story The Blacks & the Greens):
Fichbach - Mortel (this is the music for chapter 14 Y'all know what happens there 😏)
Phantogram - Black Out Days
Giulia Be and Luan Santana - Inesquecível
Lucca Savi - Dancin in Mandela
Catnapp - Thunder
Rammstein - Sonne
A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)
KISS - I Was Made For Lovin You
Willow Smith - Wait a Minute
Mark Ronson - Nothing Breaks Like a Heart
Lana Del Rey - Off to the Races
ENZI - I’m Sorry That I 
Saad Lamjarred and Calema - Enty Hayaty 
Nelson Freitas - Bo Team Mel 
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies 
Acetre - La Danza Del Mostrenco 
Leonard Cohen - I’m Your Man 
Slimmy - Set Me On Fire 
Chitãozinho & Xororó, Zé Ramalho - Sinônimos 
Santa Esmeralda (Kill Bill version - instrumental) - Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood  (this is for a very specific scene in Part IV, not yet written but clear as day in my head 😌 feel free to speculate, it’s fairly easy though)
Zamfir - The Lonely Shepherd (how very fitting of the Valyrians 😌 - if this music doesn’t make you cry I don’t know what will - I didn’t cry watching “Marley” but this makes me cry every time I hear it)
Lole y Manuel - Tu Mirá 
Elvis Costello - She 
Rui Veloso - Canção de Alterne 
My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na Na Na (look me in the f:cking eye and tell me this song doesn’t reek of Daemon energy)
The Weeknd - The Hills 
Michael Kiwanuka - Cold Little Heart 
Carly Simon - You’re So Vain 
Billy Idol - White Wedding 
Selena Gomez - Good For You 
Arianna Grande - Dangerous Woman 
Adam & the Ants - Kings of the Wild Frontier 
And to finish this with a period typical music or something XD:
Trevor Morris - An Historic Love 
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minicorruptprogram · 2 months
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So uh, late night doodles
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sweetkpopmusings · 1 year
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jisung coworker headcanons <3
a/n: when i tell you thinking of coworker!skz fills me with joy and peace, i am not lying <3 i'm so endeared by jisung as he is a silly little guy and i hope in a different universe i am in fact his coworker :,-) pics not mine !!
content: fluff, nonidol!au | wc: 0.9k | warnings: none! | pairing: coworker!jisung x gn!reader | requests: open
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you meet him because you're having a strange problem with the main program you use at work
and one of your coworkers sends you his way because "jisung can fix anything"
you were like okay don't know why you emphasized "anything" but i can't finish my project like this so i'll go see the ~mystical jisung~
your coworker was right because 1) jisung fixed your issue within 5 minutes 2) you watched him fix problems for 3 other people WHILE he was helping you
he's the office ace
which is how you get to know him because you have a week where all of your technology, equipment, etc are cursed
jisung's just like "damn if you wanted to get to know me you could've just bought me a coffee" he actually says that to you
he doesn't expect you to buy him a coffee though
when you do, he gets the widest eyes and a huge smile on his face <333 suddenly he's so shy and thanks you softly <333
after that, he says "good morning !!" every day and will say "hi :-)" whenever he passes you in the office :,-) he still feels a lil shy after you were so nice to him, but he wants to show his appreciation by being kind to you in return <3
next thing you know though, he's talking a million miles an hour every time he sees you because he wants to be official coworker besties !
y'all end up having SO much to talk about
whenever something exciting, funny, or ridiculous happens, you are the first person he tells and vice versa
he also constantly suggests to you and asks for your recommendations on movies and shows
he wants to debrief with you every time both of you have watched something and he'll do impressions to make you laugh
sometimes he gets you in trouble because of how much he talks to you during the workday
but you don't care because it's SO refreshing to get so much serotonin from one person
outside of fun chats, he's actually a really helpful coworker
not just with fixing tech/program issues, though
if you're having a hard time putting together a workflow for a project, choosing a template for a document, or simply writing an email, jisung is by your side helping you out (and encouraging you!!)
you're also the only person in the entire company he'll go to for help
he trusts you so much actually !!! because you're the one person who doesn't put him on a pedestal for his skills. you tell him all the time how he's so talented at literally everything he does, but you like him for so many other reasons that he doesn't feel uncomfortable being himself around you
which is why, if he knows you two are the only ones in a certain area of the office, he WILL break out into song off-key
you're getting a full performance every time you are in the break room together
he especially does this when you two have to stay late because "we need to stay energized, y/n!!! where's your team spirit?"
he will become an absolute mess of laughter on the floor if you do a ridiculous performance
probably has to take a break after because he laughed so hard his stomach hurts
he'll also use you as an excuse to get out of things LOL
if someone he isn't fond of wants to meet with him to finish a report or something when they could just do it online, he'll say "oh, sorry, i'm working with y/n on a big project, so my calendar is pretty stacked. i'll review it and leave comments for you though!"
he's obviously a cool and adorable guy, so people ask him to after-work hangs a LOT. he's not mad at it, but, he isn't the biggest fan of awkward small talk with some coworkers
so he'll hit them with "ah, i wish i could, but y/n and i are going to the movies tonight, so i'll have to do a raincheck!"
he runs up to your desk and panic whispers things like "if anyone asks we're going wine tasting on friday night !!!!!"
and you're like ???? wine tasting ???
one of y'all's coworkers walks by so instead of explaining, jisung loudly says, "yeah, i heard they're suuuuuuuuuper famous for their red blend too. should be fun to see how it compares to the rest of their wine repertoire!"
you're holding back laughter at his commitment to the bit
this happens so many times you stop questioning it and play along, much to jisung's delight !!
he always assures you that you don't have to actually go anywhere with him, but you often do because it's so fun to hang out together
jisung's antics also include pranking you
like say your office does a gift exchange for the holidays. jisung begs on his KNEES to get your name
when you are handed your gift, you immediately know it's from jisung
because he's giggling and making comments like oooOOoOoOOooOOoooOoohhh let's see what you got, y/n!! open your present first!!!
he's such a silly guy he can't hide his excitement :,-)
once you open it you're both laughing your asses off because he managed to get you a rubber chicken that has a customized squeak so it's actually audio of jisung imitating a rubber chicken
for as much as you're doubled over in laughter, he is in total hysterics because he loves his own joke so much <3
jisung is legitimately the best coworker buddy you could ever ask for, and he has no clue how he survived so long at work without you
if you make any joke about quitting he'll always say "yeah if you quit i'm coming with you. you're never getting rid of me >:-)"
and he really means it <3333
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queen-freya0 · 1 year
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So, now that I finished totk, I'd like to share my insight of the game overall with y'all. Fight me or agree with me, I'd like to know other people's opinions
PROS
The soundtrack is amazing. Zelda has always been about awesome music and this is not the exception. The soundtrack plays exactly what the environment was to convey. You're exploring the sky islands? The music is then calm. You're in the depths? the music will help you shit yourself. Going even more down, looking for Ganondorf? coolest music ever, full of mystery.
World exploring. I feel like this time totk forces you to explore the world, in botw you could directly go to Ganon and beat the shit out of him with a stick, but definitely not here at all. You find yourself needing bombs so you'll have to look for caves, then you need Sundelion, so you have to go to the sky. In a certain way, I hated that for the first days because I was trying to finish the game as soon as I could, but now I appreciate it.
We have our first disabled Link! At least until the end. It was nice to see him different for once. It'd be cool if he had stayed that way.
World development. In botw, you have this whole piece of land that's mostly monsters and ruins, but in totk things have changed after the calamity disappeared. We have more people around who're in contact with each other. The places don't seem as lonely as before and even people help Link. And, did you notice there's less trees? It's a nice detail, since there's new buildings made of wood everywhere.
Fusing mechanic. Tbh, I didn't love Fuse at first, but then realized how useful it can be.
Link's clothing. There's more clothes available bc they used the botw DLC clothing, which is cool! And the new designs are... slutty.
Zelink. No one can tell me otherwise. All the signs are there, bitches!!!!
CONS
Overall, it doesn't feel like a sequel. And I hated that. Nintendo keeps giving preference towards new players and in this case, it's not worth it. I dare to declare that at least 80% of people who purchased totk played botw and knew exactly what they were getting. This especially has to do with the point below.
There's no mention of the Champions at all, the Sheikah technology is missing, and where tf are the Divine Beasts?? I get that, yeah, maybe the Champions shouldn't be thaaaaaat important anymore, yet what about everything else? Where's my Sheika Slate????????
We were promised a dark game and this isn't it, not at all. Maybe I'm tripping? But I remember clearly on the first years of development people mentioning this game would be dark like Majora's, and going back to the first two trailers I could actually see it was kinda the case. However, with the last trailer, I made a bet that they probs rejected the idea and I was right. I'd like to have something like Majora someday again.
The introduction of a new race out of nowhere. The zonai.... they weren't my piece of cake at first. It seems cheap for me, I'm not sure. I don't know if they intended to introduce something, anything, from them since botw but ended up scraping the idea, but overall the whole experience I have of them from both games is that they took the zonai out of their asses and were like "yup, we got this!"
The end was TOO happy. Like I mentioned before, I'd rather Link have his arm cut. Purah can make another one if Rauru really wanted his arm so bad. Zelda transforming back was okay, but what I didn't really get was why did Sonia and Rauru didn't turn her back before????? They instead waited until Link fought his ass hard, lol.
I hated that Zelda was thanking ME at the end instead of Link. Don't look at me, bitch, look at your boyfriend! This has to do with this other post of mine about how Nintendo can't let go of Link being an avatar despite they themselves providing depth to his character.
I may edit this longer but rn I'm out of ideas and I'm at work, lol.
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Hazbin Top 5
I was going to make a top 10 character list, but realized after the first 5 I didn't know where to place anyone- But in case you're curious, some contenders for the remaining 6-10, in no specific order, were Angel Dust, Charlie, Emily, Niffty, and Sir Pentious. Now here's my top 5 with reasonings and appreciation for them all!
5. Lucifer
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Obviously bro is relatable, not only for his awkwardness and hyperfixations, but he also happens to be the same height as I am at about 5'2" (according to the sources I've seen). Being the same height as Lucifer is my biggest flex lmao- I still have no idea why his hatred of Alastor seemed so instant. Like yeah, Alastor was trying to annoy him by being a better dad to Charlie, but the whole 'fuck you' moment happened before any of that started. Did he just sense the bad vibes off of him or what? Anyway, his awkwardness and desperation to connect with his daughter make for probably my favorite lines of the episode, such as the "Hey bitch!" and the whole "You like girls? So do I!" situation followed by him being so distracted he called Vaggie by the wrong name. Perfect comedy
4. Lute
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I love her an insane amount for someone who shows up so relatively little with so few lines, but here we are. I've already made an entire post about her, here it is if you want it, so I'll keep this short (Spoiler alert: I failed). I actually don't think I mentioned just how attractive this woman is, so let's get that out there right now. I know I'm not the only one who thinks this, about half the people I've seen react to Episode 6 have seen Lute without her mask, took a pause of recognition, and we all knew what they were thinking before the pressed play. Istg my taste in women (and sometimes even men, thanks Vox) is just "Can they murder me without a second thought? Yes? That's hot". My favorite line of hers is when she's hyping up the army with Adam and says "Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!" and even Adam has to be like "damn girl chill what the hell-" She's so feral I love her so much
3. Rosie
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Everyone needs a Rosie in their lives. I don't just mean a regular therapist, I mean a person in your life, friend or family member, who will talk you out of your downward spiral and gently call you out on why those paranoid thoughts are actually pretty unrealistic (the other side of the same coin would be Husk, he's just more blunt about it). I'm also still completely convinced she has some interesting and sad backstory based on how she was talking to Charlie and I need to know about it so bad. "It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love" Ma'am what did you do? I find it hard to believe it's just about the cannibalism. I don't know if in this instance, she's the one who hurt someone or someone else hurt her and she was the one who failed to forgive them, but either way I need answers.
2. Vox
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Y'all know I love this man in more ways than one, he one the hottest Hazbin character poll for a reason. But I swear everything about this man makes me love him as a character more. First, I always love a technology based character, his electricity powers and literal screen head are the coolest thing in the world to me. He's voiced by Christian Borle, which was a fantastic choice, along with the glitched effect his voice gets when he's mad, I love to see it. Apparently it's also canon he can fly (with rocket shoes)?? He just keeps getting the best character design choices possible, this can't possibly be fair- The fact his first introduction was being done with Val, telling him to call tf down, and treating him like a child ("Now that's why they pay you the big bucks!") was a pretty good first impression for me lol, made even funnier when it was followed by him losing all sense of rationalism when Alastor entered his line of sight.
1. Alastor
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The character my blog is named after, this should not be a surprise. Shockingly enough, despite my obsession for him and acknowledgement of his charming nature and generally attractive design, I' do not simp for him in the slightest'm not personally attracted to him in the slightest. I simp for a TV and yet apparently deer man with permanent smile is where I draw the line idk- The most I want from him is to be as good of a friend to him as Rosie is (well that and to touch his ears but that's a given). But this is another character I love literally everything about. Who would've thought the concepts of 'radio host', 'serial killer', and 'literal deer' would work so well together to create this dapper yet terrifying fucking cryptid. Not only can he be either incredibly scary or a silly guy, he can and has done both at once. Example: Episode 3 when he's just casually eating a deer carcass in his room (in which he summoned a whole ass bayou). I was genuinely so glad when the 'this face was made for radio' thing happened in episode 1, confirming that they were still gonna lean into his creepy-as-fuck distortion and general vibe he had in the pilot. He's horrifying and evil and I love that about him. Meanwhile he also says shit like "Now he's pissy, that's the tea" (definitely taught to him by Rosie) and kicks his legs on the bed like a schoolgirl as if he hasn't committed countless atrocities. My favorite character, everyone-
Wow I wrote more than I meant to for this, sorry about the essay-
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hazbinhappy · 3 months
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Hey there! It's always fun to see people engaging in creative and fun things in their spare time. Enjoy your spring break! <3 I would like to request a match-up, if that is alright. I identify as she/her and am heterosexual. My personality type is ISFP, and I love performing arts! I have done both backstage and on-stage work as a theater girly, performing in musicals, more specifically, is my specialty. I love the thrill of being on stage, knowing I am bringing joy to people just by being entertaining. Singing, acting, and dancing are my bread and butter. I also like writing poetry and my own music. I play multiple instruments and like experimenting with new ones,DJ boards are fun too, and I recently got into that technology. I love classic literature. I am also the kind of person to dress up, even for video conferences, lol. If I had a demon form, it would probably be very pale, shoulder-length dark wavy hair, kinda big head with eyes that resemble cds if you actually look for too long, and generally is kinda on the short side in comparison to others, long black nails that she keeps in stiletto style, likes to wear purple and blue dress clothes a lot, and possibly have bunny ears too that she tucks into her hair since they are floppy. I just came up with that off the top of my head for giggles since why not. I can't really think of anything else to throw out there, take care, and have a fantastic evening/morning/afternoon/night! <3
Your Matchup is....
Vox!
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Hear me out hear me out hear me out! I paired you two up because of the ability to be personable! Lemme me elaborate:
I won't lie: I have no clue how anyone would meet Vox! It can go so many ways! But I think you being someone who just makes music videos on social media (think of tiktok) for fun and you were gaining a lot of traction! Maybe you also were working for someone to run their social media PR
I'm not too sure but I am one hundred percent settled on it being you having gained his attention through social media
now that seems like Velvette's area, right? Yes, but I think Vox has a say in that department as well because come on? He has to at least have some voice in the PR of VoxTech
Anyways: let's say that Velvette suggested you as someone to join the PR team for the V's because their last one got themselves murked in the most recent extermination
Vox didn't care really until you showed up to get a video approved (that you happily voiced and created)
he didn't want to seem too interested but he liked that you had the personality that drew people in and kept them smiling and entertained
so of course he exploited that... at least in the beginning.
he kept you WORKING until you complained and said something which was a little dispute but y'all worked out a schedule
this was the slowest of burns because the man will not admit his feelings for the love of god
most likely you having to come and call him out on his behavior because the constant stalking and assignments just to see you was getting annoying
once y'all are together it's of course not all sunshine
he is constantly bitching about Valentino or Alastor or even his consumers and employees (just a whiner honestly) but you offer occasionally advice or just listen so he has a place to vent
he is of course going to make sure you have everything up to date! and you'll probably be the safest because he knows where you are
you probably avoid trying to use his money, but wow there is suddenly a VoxTech theatre??? That is so crazy and oh my gosh what is that?? You're in charge of it all and get to manage it and do whatever!!
it may sound like a weird match, but please see the vision, I see it.
"Hello, my dear-"
"Vox, you know I absolutely love your technology, obviously, but..." You frowned as you stood on the ladder fiddling with one of the many cameras in the theatre hall.
"But what?" He frowned as he watched you through the camera, "The cameras help with people being disruptive or just in general being a bad audience-"
"Yeah, but they glow. They ruin the ambiance."
"So?"
"Soooo they ruin the fact that the theatre is supposed to be completely dark so you can watch the show."
"... I suppose I could find a new solution."
"You better or I'm finding a way to take these all out myself."
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lettucebee17 · 11 months
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Hey! I’ve never used asks before so sorry if I’m not doing this correctly
I’m absolutely fascinated by your summer camp AU, but most specifically I’m very curious about how everyone reacts to Ortho. I feel like at least a few of the campers would be suspicious of Idia, especially his technology and how he goes wherever he goes to check his games, sparking a first year (or whatever they’re called here lol) investigation upon Idia. Said investigation would only make Idia better at hiding. I think it would be especially funny if either Ortho got unintentionally involved in the investigation without knowing what it’s for or Ortho begins pranking them and making them think Idia is like an all powerful being for a time. If you are inspired by any of this or you have any other ideas I would be delighted to hear about it and/or read any form of writing :) Again, I’m so sorry if I’m not doing this correctly!
Hello! I'm honored to be deemed fit to receive your first ever ask, and don't worry, you're doing great! (I don't know how to answer them either and I've been doing it for some time now)
This is such a funny idea and The Great Idia Shroud Investigation™ is now a canon event in this au.
As far as Ortho goes, everyone's definitely really intrigued by him for the first, like, week or so of camp. I wish I could draw so I could give y'all a better design for him (NEW INFORMATION: a design for him) But, he's essentially just Ortho but 16 (minus the fire hair, they do not have fire hair, Idia's definitely dyed his hair blue, undecided what color Ortho's hair is...) Anyway, he also has like the robot mask most of the time just to assist with breathing plus a couple other robot parts, (maybe an arm?) and just general robotic supports to help his body move.
Like, he can't do magic so all the technology that Idia uses is genuinely just technology. The whole thing with checking his phone is simply that he's found one (1) specific spot down near the docks that he can get signal to his phone, but he's always on his phone anyway so no one's realized that he can actually get signal there.
It's honestly questionable whether Idia's really trying to hide anything at all. The only reason he doesn't want people to know about his Spot™ is because then he'd have to deal with Cater trying to use it all the time. But, if anyone asked about his tech he'd infodump to them in a heartbeat (in the most insufferably egotistical way imaginable, but still.)
The idea of the first years (I guess they'd still be first years in this scenario?) just deciding to play super spies instead of just asking either Idia OR Ortho is so funny. Alternatively, they try to ask Ortho, but Ortho decides it's infinitely funnier just to mess with them (and he is correct)
For reference, there's definitely still electricity and whatnot at the camp. So, Ortho starts messing with the lights and hooks up like bluetooth speakers to make the other first years think Idia's like haunted or something. (Ortho also 100% convinces them that he's genuinely fully a robot at one point, possibly that Idia is too just for fun)
Sorry if this was more information than you wanted, I kind of went on a tangent! This is just such a funny idea!
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pekoeboo · 10 months
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finally feel like I'm at a point where I can share this idea!!! so @cookieg122 and I have been working on an AU for a few months now that's a pretty big departure from the Minecraft stuff we've been working on, as it's more of a fully-original concept instead ;o;
this story has a proper name, as well!! titled Codename: IRIS, the plot centers around a younger Khalan, who gets into gaming as a form of escape from his abusive home life and the stress of moving to a new country/big city. but he quickly finds out that the game console he was gifted actually houses a seemingly-sentient AI - of which he names Aya.
the two go on adventures through various video games to stop a different, malevolent AI that's threatening to corrupt the virtual world; all while utilizing futuristic VR technology to do so. but they also take breaks sometimes with more typical PC gaming and meet Antony along the way, who ends up being a sort of "guide" for Khalan (as the kid is pretty new to video games as a whole) :'0
unfortunately, the virtual threat does end up spreading to the real world as well, which pushes Khalan and Aya (who can move freely between the game console and his phone) to solve challenges within the city itself in a race against the clock to stop the threat - just as long as Khalan manages to get back home in time before his dad finds out;;
there's so much more to this story that I can't really cover in just a single post, but I felt like it was finally time to at least reveal the basics of this concept to y'all!! it's been a lot of fun to re-imagine these characters within a "real life" setting (taking place in an alternate version of Earth in the year 203X), though it's still very sci-fi at its core, lol.
anyway! that's all I can really share for now! hope y'all like ;0;
Aya Armas belongs to @cookieg122. please do not remove caption or repost. also on deviantart
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jademaomi · 5 days
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i finished reading the three-body problem by liu cixin this week during a very ill-advised sleepless night! thoughts so far:
i am once again reaffirming my commitment to making this series my whole personality. i posted before abt this, but contrary to what my younger self would have dictated, i watched the show (netflix's 3 body problem) before reading the book, and think it's better enjoyed this way... HEAR ME OUT
liu's characters are not so much people as plot vehicles, which works for his hard sci-fi, but doesn't work as well onscreen. the netflix adaptation does a beautiful job of creating actual characters and translating a fundamentally chinese story for a global (or at least western) audience, but it also loses a great deal of the cultural beauty and literary parallels between the cultural revolution and events following first contact. both, in my opinion, are stories worth telling, just very different ones.
praise: i've missed big-brain hard sci-fi and this delivers. i made a bunch of shitty memes to express my otherwise incoherent gushing but will save those to inflict upon y'all as text posts. suffice it to say i greatly enjoyed pondering the sociological impacts of first contact and the in-depth explanations of and scientific plausibility behind the concepts only touched upon in the show.
criticism: there's some misogynistic gender essentialism and casual objectification of women/girls, mostly at the beginning. i'll allow it because he was too busy writing sick-ass science stuff to be a feminist. do not come for me i am literally a femme lesbian woman
my bigger criticism, or disagreement, i suppose, is with liu's general perspective on spacefaring aliens, which is that they would necessarily be hostile towards humans. i might be a hopeless optimist (lol, lmao even), but i strongly disagree. a society would need a high degree of cooperation — dare i say collectivization — and thus empathy to reach the level of technological achievement necessary to become a kardashev type i civilization, much less type ii or type iii. i simply can't believe that such a society would be ruled by the same barbaric attitudes that colonizers on earth had and have.
thoughts on the translation: ken liu used his footnotes judiciously and to great effect. not having read the original chinese, i can't comment on the actual translation, but the quality of writing is high, and you can tell ken is a sci-fi writer himself. excellent choice of translator.
will ramble about the show's first season and the documentary about the science behind the series, rendezvous with the future (未来漫游指南), at another time. would like to do a rewatch and need to get ready for lunch w the bestie lol.
onwards to the dark forest!!
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curiousacademic · 10 months
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Things that seem so foreign to me as a private school student
I thought this would be interesting, if you have any questions feel free to comment!
Having separate lunches than other people in your grade. Like a/b lunch. What? There's one lunch period for the entire highschool here
Having multiple of one class? Like 1st hour English 1 and 3rd hour? Nah fam there's Accel. and non Accel. take it or leave it
Remedial classes? Nah like I said accelerated or non accelerated. At my school you are either stupid or smart.
Not having an awards ceremony? What?
Same as above but w yearbook signing
OH YEAH YALL BUY YOUR YEARBOOKS THATS SO WEIRD (they are included in our tuition)
codes of honor, like y'all don't have to sign saying you won't do anything naughty? Lmao weird
Being allowed to wear hats? Guys having long hair? Dress code in general tbh I wish I could be that expressive
Imagine not having to go through accreditation every 5 or so years lol- *cries in the corner*
you guys also start school so late, I was 2 when I first when to school
(a full education at my school is 15 years, that's longer than a PhD.)
Yeah we have a golf team, what about it?
TEACHERS USE THEIR PHONE? LIKE A CELL? we literally have landlines..
We did attendance by paper for the first few years I was in school (hell, we still do sometimes)
NO RWI? I would pay for that ngl
NO PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT? is it really school if you haven't watched your friends get swats? Or if you haven't done stairs, halos, or suicides?
I feel bad for y'all though, you guys don't have a salad/potato bar
LUNCH PROLLY DONT COST 5 DOLLARS A DAY THOUGH
we literally never use technology. It's to the point where I can't read books online
I rlly thought all schools had honor roll trips 😭
The fact that the teachers are censored. I've had teachers trauma dump and it wasn't questioned
Having 4 classes a day would be my 13th reason. I have 8
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ggstargetedlife · 4 months
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It's funny. Often I'm told via V2K I'm only given the same energy I give to everyone involved. I'm told it's my "karma." ROTFL! All of my enemies try to portray me in vain as a "Negative Nancy" even though I only ever defend myself. Never do I start mess with anyone. So for two straight days now I've done nothing but completely ignore them all--even the V2K. Not responding in the slightest, not even mentally to all the negativity thrown my way and abuses done to my body. So using the "logic" in their own "rules," should not they be calming down with the directed energy weapons and incessant smack talk and indirect provocation tactics? 🤣😂 I find it absolutely hilarious because they have consistently proven they are the world's biggest flip floppers. They never stand on business. The only thing they stand for is sheer negativity, proving they themselves are the Negative Nancies lol. They always want to try and play as God in my life, so why do they never return the positivity I put out? I always show them up, proving their true intentions. I'm putting them on blast because once again I've showed the truth of their ruse. They're not giving any of us T.I.'s a "taste of our own medicine," they're not returning the energy we give them. All they're doing is showing they can't even keep their word. Had it been me being a flip flopper I would never hear the end of it from any of them. They do it and make a national sport out of it, making a complete joke and humiliation out of themselves because while they're still going out of their way to try and provoke me, I'm sitting calm, cute and classy laughing at them all and especially laughing at the government. It's been over 5 years and still they've accomplished nothing but proven themselves to be complete dumb asses who stand on nothing but drama, negativity and bs, while I've elevated to a completely different, higher level than them. I never believe a word they say anymore because their actions always contradict their words, not to mention the V2K switches up so much I'm beginning to think the Programmer behind the technology has the IQ of a 5 year old 🤣 Like come on, find a strategy that actually works, I'm making y'all look real bad at this point, embarrassing the hell out of all of 'em so easily I don't even have to open my mouth 🤣 They still get pissed off trying to piss me off. That's how I know it's almost over. Their time is done, they've got nothing left to hit me with. All they do is keep me laughing. Best feeling in the world! When it's their turn to reap what they've sown, they gon' get their asses whooped BAD. Just like they don't keep it fair, God ain't gon' be fair with them and I'm gon sit back laughing and enjoying the shitshow 🤣😂
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so i saw this post going around like. months ago at this point, and it was like 'i wish star signs were like in elder scrolls where they give you bonuses like lockpicking' and someone under the post did the obligatory 'zodiac traits but it's not-so-secretly homestuck' (can't link to op bc i can't find it any more)
i disagreed with some of their answers and thought 'i can do this Better' yes i know this person probably did not think very hard and was just doing the joke but i decided 'what if i take this seriously anyway' because i guess that's my whole personality
anyway i now present to you my TWO lists of possible answers to this question because i ended up splitting the options into innate abilities/traits and skill proficiencies
INNATE ABILITIES/TRAITS
Aries: Telekinesis
Taurus: Animal communion
Gemini: Eye lasers
Cancer: High empathy
Leo: Nimble dexterity
Virgo: Bioluminescence
Libra: Scent synesthesia
Scorpio: Telepathy
Sagittarius: Incredible muscular strength
Capricorn: Perception manipulation
Aquarius: Underwater breathing
Pisces: Sturdy physical constitution
SKILL PROFICIENCIES
Aries: Time management
Taurus: Animal husbandry
Gemini: Coding and computer technology
Cancer: People management
Leo: Stalking/hunting/tailing etc.
Virgo: Textile arts
Libra: Deductive reasoning
Scorpio: Tactical logistics
Sagittarius: Mechanical engineering
Capricorn: Improvised weaponry
Aquarius: Naval navigation
Pisces: Aquatics
i tried to make it not related to their classpect for the most part but some people i wasn't sure what else should go there (like aries time management)
i didn't give scorpio mind control even tho it's the obvious one bc i think that's too op lol and i was also trying to keep the skills and traits somewhat balanced in terms of having comparable application/usefulness
i tried my best but some of them still miss that mark a bit just to fit the character more
like fucking aquarius naval navigation which is much more specific in application than say mechanical engineering
another example being sollux's gemini eye lasers, which i'm sure people could get creative with but on the whole i think there are far less situations they're useful in than like bioluminescence
the last one i wrote was cancer for both of them because i just couldn't think of anything for karkat lmao and i'm still not super happy with what i came up with
anyway feedback welcome what do y'all think
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dennisboobs · 11 months
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15 questions for 15 mutuals
I was tagged by @emodennis and @sewerkingcharlie <3
Are you named after anyone?
I named myself <3 but originally I was the bandom equivalent of someone naming their kid Sasuke. Except I was named after a member of Motley Crue.
Do you have kids?
Nope, and I don't want any lol. I parented my sibling and that's enough.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
I Don't Know What Sarcasm Is And At This Point I'm Too Afraid To Ask.
First thing you notice about people?
I don't, I avoid eye contact at all times and if I'm lucky I avoid any and all contact in general.
But probably voice. I listen in on people.
What's your eye color?
Blue
Scary movies or happy endings?
I don't like horror movies and I have a weird sensitivity to seeing people hurt, definitely happy endings, I'm annoyingly an optimist and I love me some feel-good shit. But if it's done well it doesn't need to be a happy ending, just a satisfying one.
Special talents?
Catalogue of Dennis scenes in my brain. You can ask me anything about him and I'm able to give you the episode it comes from (huge boon for wiki purposes but also for editing and stuff too lol) based on like. nothing.
I also went to art school for several years (throughout high school & then a year of college before i realized i hated it) and can draw (not that anyone would know because I never fucking do that <33)
What are your hobbies?
Channelling Dennis' essence like a spirit medium but like. not a scam. He is in my brain and I'm simply his scribe.
I think any of my hobbies are probably known by now on here; wiki editing, drawing, writing, playing video games, editing videos; I have a YouTube channel that I abandoned because I hate it, actually, fuck YouTube-- and archival work. Also sewing, occasionally. And more shit I'm probably forgetting.
Have any pets?
Oui, a dog, Arwen, and a cat, Frisk. I've had plenty of small animals as well, and desperately want pet rats again.
What sports do you play/have you played?
I am a frail little bitch.
How tall are you?
5'4"
Favorite subject in school?
I always liked my tech classes, always a fun day when I got to solder, but even more fun when I could infodump to the class about technology. I did a wholeass photoshoot for my NES opened up and gutted for a presentation in that class and I had truly never been so engaged in a school project before that lmao.
Dream job?
Probably working in JP-ENG game localization. I applied to Sega of America just before covid hit and pretty soon after that everyone I knew there had dipped lmao. I actually really genuinely enjoy working retail (lllloved working at EB Games/Gamestop, and I've worked at three different pet stores and I would literally work at one for the rest of my life and be completely content with it, one of the most rewarding and enjoyable jobs ever tbh), but I mean. You can't really compete with the $$$ that comes with being a welder. If I had the patience I would probably go back to school for translation work, or something psychology-adjacent, I would really love to be an advocate for better education re: autism. I've worked with Fandom for their diversity shit before and am just generally super passionate about helping people get the facts straight about what ASD actually is outside of the stereotypes. But I do that anyway, so I guess it doesn't need to be an actual job lol.
I think by this point everyone's been tagged by other shared mutuals, but if any of y'all want to do it and got passed over, feel free to take this as your sign to do it <3
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Aurora Headcanons ~
((YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THIS BLONDE BABE??? look no further but know she's not some seductive smooth talker all the time --))
~ Aurora LOVES waking up early. Meeting the sun, watching the sunrise, whatever you call it, she loves doing that snuggled up in a blanket and coffee in hand to start her day.
~ AURORA LOVES PLANTS. I thought this was obvious, but she's always trying to grow and buy more plants. Herbs, flowers, ivy, fruit, etc. she's sO INTO AND IT'S A SIGN SHE'S ATTRACTED TO YOU IF SHE TALKS ABOUT HER PLANTS TO YOU. They mean a lot and she's gauging your interest subtly. Is she expecting you to love her plants as much as she does?? Absolutely not, but a little interest and memory doesn't hurt.
**DESPITE THIS, she can not keep succulents alive. Ever. SHE'S TRIED SO MANY TIMES ((rip Casey the Cactus I~VII and various others she'll never admit to)). They just don't thrive with her even though she can take care of some of the most particular/meticulous plants to care for and they'll thrive. ~ Suits??? Three piece? Well fitted? Hell, bowtie or normal tie?? FUCK AURORA'S SO ATTRACTED TO THAT SHIT NO MATTER THE GENDER. A well tailored, good looking suit and a good looking person is a vain pleasure of Aurora's.
~ You like movies??? GOOD. SHE LOVES THEM. but she will talk. THE ENTIRE TIME. ALSO if you haven't read the books she'll make you read them first. "SO YOU GET IT. YOU GOTTA GET IT." Also hope you like bad sci-fi, supernatural or 80s movies because she'll make you watch it.
~ She STRUGGLES with technology besides basics so if you're asking her to take notes/remember something, she will physically write it down. She has sticky notes, calendars, and sometimes even separate notebooks for certain people she's with a lot so she "doesn't forget anything important!"
~ Based on her past and family, she's used to being an "black sheep" or being viewed as "just the pretty one". Because of this, she's very insecure about her looks -- of course she's pretty/attractive, she's been told that her entire life and most of the time, it's all she'll ever amount to. She developed her magic a lot later and can feel like she's late to so many things and can't really adapt to normal life in the "nonmagic world" or the "magic world".
~ Speaking on this, her mother is renowned in the magic world as a powerful sorceress, her father is a high standing member of the Fae Court and her siblings are super remarkable in their own rights. When Aurora was born, she never showed any innate ability, just a ordinary child despite her family's lineage. She was constantly compared in all aspects, though one she did stand out in: her looks. So she would constantly change/alter her appearance to be the prettiest in whoever's approval she wanted most. Nowadays she's better about this, but honestly she craves being called pretty/beautiful as herself -- oh bUT IF YOU COMPLIMENT HER IN OTHER ASPECTS??? bitch she's yours put a ring on it sign the papers no returns.
~In modern/nonmagic verse if needed, Aurora's mother is a well known socalite and dad is a foreign country prime minister's son. Her siblings all get known for SEPARATE things outside of their parents, while Aurora is documented as the "picture perfect/gorgeous" child of the two world-known figures. Because of this, Aurora just assumes her looks are all she's good for and just switches it up for others/to make sure she's loved by whoever's most important to her or who's attention she wants. **Basically, tell her you love her as she is as she might malfunction/not know what to do with herself.**
[okay BYE she's really cute and just super horny which is aokay lmao y'all should interact with her out of smut sometime lol]
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kdm13 · 2 years
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trigger warning for cosmic horror type shit and stabbing
y'all ever read something that's just so delicious you can't resist recording it? apologies for the iffy technical quality (minor clipping, puffs of breath against the mic, probable echo), i do not have time to pull out all the stops on the night before black friday when i work essentially retail (i'm going to sleep after i hit post, i promise). i'm just glad that my nice mic is eternally plugged into my computer for times like these lol
spoilers for chapter 25 of "Please can I be colorful and free?" by @deinacrida-weta and @reallygoodguacamole
the bit i read is under the cut
The world wobbled and the monster screamed as the pokeball hit it on the shoulder, opening with a violent red shockwave that washed through the world, pushing everyone back. Kamado worried as the energy started to rip away, pulling back and into the ball, and he watched the body crumple in on itself as Emmet got up from where the shockwave had knocked him down and knew that Beni would handle him as long as Kamado handled the monster.
The ball started to close, and for a moment Kamado thought that it had worked before energy rushed through the world again and the ball broke in half. The body was surrounded with blinding white, but Kamado did not look away. The technology had failed, but the monster was disoriented, coughing and weak, and he could end this.
He stepped forward, running, even as he heard his own people cry out to stop him and shook off hands with no care for who they belonged to as he watched Beni move to Emmet, dagger in hand, and Kamado put his sword through the monster’s throat.
A gash opened, and instead of blood, power flowed out. Time felt frozen as Kamado saw red rush into the monster’s eyes and limbs explode from its back. He watched the power race up the metal and touch his hand and he saw everything and he saw nothing and he knew—
He knew—
What did he know?
He had not been paranoid enough.
Futen Kamado screamed as he was, briefly, stretched so thin that he covered the world.
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homiro · 1 year
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Only saw this now, rip. Thanks for the tag @valkaryah i don't need to tell you that Ily but I will anyway. True Queen
Nickname: Sil
Sign: Scorpio
Height: 166cm (5'6'')
Last thing I googled: Madara Natsume Yuujinchou (I needed to show him to a friend)
Number of followers: 480 or something I'm on mobile sorry I won't check because that's too much trouble and I'm in a mood, but thanks for being here y'all
Amount of sleep: 4-5 hours, less if I don't take a bunch of benzos lol yes hello I'm addict I'm not flexing it's bad and I can't do rehab at this time
Dream job: I do not dream of labour /hj I guess I'd like to write but I'm mid so
Wearing: right now old school undershirt, pyjama bottoms, underwear, Christmas socks
Movies/books that summarise you: assuming this means my faves and the stuff that I relate to the most or has the biggest impact on me, for movies I'm gonna say Warhorse, Coco, Django Unchained, Interstellar, Paddington (both yes, judge all you like), Mr Bean's Holiday. For books it's gotta be The Old Man and the Sea, The Process, and Moby Dick.
Favourite song: God I hate this question lmao I love a lot of songs and don't really have a favourite. But I suppose Che sarà by Achille Lauro, Mille by Achille Lauro, Fedez and Orietta Berti, 1/3 Junjou na Kanjou by Siam Shade, Dust in the Wind by Kansas, Hurt the Johnny Cash version, Everyday by Buddy Holly, La Bamba by Ritchie Valens, Under the Boardwalk and Up on the Roof by the Drifters, and Abissale by Tananai. Those are the ones at the moment some of them are recurrent ones lol
Favourite instrument: the violin and the acoustic guitar
Aesthetic: I don't have one. Hobo chic if you want to call it something lmfao I like vintage stuff but that's mostly because I'm poor and old technology lasts longer and is currently quite cheap (eh.: CDs and cassette tapes not vinyls I don't have a player and they're expensive now that people are getting into that stuff again). I'd say I'm pretty old fashioned and if I time travelled to like the 80s the only thing that'd give me away would be my phone lmao
Favourite author: Ernest Hemingway
Random fun fact: one time when I was a kid I put a dried up dog turd inside a tuna tin and gave it to my aunt as a prank
Aish, I'm not tagging anyone I feel so hated right now I just don't feel like it. But uh yeah do it if you want. It's fun and it's whatever nobody cares.
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