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andi-o-geyser · 1 year
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he looks so offended at the prospect of getting shit for laying down, and honestly i felt that in my soul
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yabakuboi · 2 months
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Robin has a love-hate relationship with Steve-and-Eddie. Love, because those are her best friends and her best friends are in love with each other and they never leave her out of anything. Hate, because sometimes she wishes they would because she keeps accidentally third-wheeling herself.
She doesn't hate it that much though, if she's honest. It's just fun to complain, especially because it riles the both of them up.
But right now, she's being quiet so she can witness one of her secretly-favorite Steve-and-Eddie rituals—of which there are many, but this one is silly and endearing.
It starts like this:
The waitress sets down their drinks, lemonade for Robin, coca-cola for Steve, and a cherry soda for Eddie.
"Don't you dare," Eddie says, even as Steve reaches for Eddie's drink, slipping his straw in next to Eddie's and slurping obnoxiously. Eddie doesn't even pretend to stop him anymore. "Unbelievable."
"I just want to taste it!"
"You could just get a whole glass of it! All for yourself!!"
"It's too sweet, I don't want a whole glass."
"What, so you think you can just help yourself to mine?"
Steve's grin is far too smug, even for Robin, even when Steve slides it to her so she can take a sip. Steve is right, it is really too sweet and she wrinkles her nose, but it's worth it for the offended gasp Eddie makes when she slides it back to him.
The diner is their favorite, because everyone who works there has given up on understanding their weird dynamic: Robin and Steve squished into on side of the booth while Eddie's spread out on the other, Robin making gagging noises whenever Steve brushes against her, even though they never sit in any other configuration. The staff has long since stopped asking which of them was her boyfriend, and that's perfect for her.
Besides, she knows that under the table, Steve and Eddie have their ankles locked together like the disgusting love-sick dorks that they are.
The Steve-and-Eddie show continues when their meals come out. Chicken fingers and fries for Steve because he's an actual child, and breakfast for dinner for Eddie because he likes to be contrary. And then the real performance begins.
They "fight" over the ketchup bottle, which really means that Eddie picks it up and Steve snatches it out of his hands—only for Steve to spread it over Eddie's scrambled eggs (gross) for him before he adds a disgusting amount to his own basket.
Eddie makes a game of stealing Steve's fries when he thinks he isn't looking (Steve is, he's tallying each one up in his head, Robin knows this because she's doing it too), and when he finally "catches" Eddie in the act, he steals Eddie's last piece of bacon—the one that's sat untouched for the last five minutes for this very reason.
Then, Eddie's "forcing" Steve to try his grits, like he does every time, and game eats a spoonful of it, every time, and then complains at length how much he hates it (and he actually does hate it, the texture is just not for him, Robin knows because it's the same for her too).
And then they do the worst, most disgusting thing ever: they split the pancake in half. Without fail. Without argument. Every time.
Robin, slurping on her strawberry milk shake that she will NEVER share with anyone ever, thinks that stupid pancake is like the symbol of their love or something. Sh's sure if they weren't in public, they'd be feeding it to each other.
"What?" They say it in unison, and Robin hates when they do that to her.
(Eddie complains about it right back at her, because she and Steve do the same thing to him all the time. They should blame Steve, since he's the common denominator, but he just looks so pleased about them both that they can't rag on him for it, so Eddie remains Robin's sworn enemy and vice versa.)
"What what?" she sneers at them, voice quiet. "You two are disgusting, it's like you're making out right in front of me right now."
"What are you, homophobic?" Eddie hisses back, just as quiet. "I'm in love with your best friend, Buckley. I'm making out with him in front of you for the rest of your life."
"Ugh! I hate you so much."
"Right back at you."
And then they start kicking at each other beneath the table, no doubt catching Steve's ankles in the crossfire. He doesn't tell them to stop though, and Robin can see that pleased, sappy smile on his stupid face out of the corner of her eye, so she lands an exceptionally harsh blow to Eddie's shin in retaliation for making her best friend so happy. He digs his heel into her toes in return.
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ellionwrites · 3 months
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I just love that this silly cutie
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has the capacity for fully unhinged, blood-thirsty murder
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shrimpchipsss · 1 year
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ode to x_los’ gender swap, three styles
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frogyjones-art · 6 months
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Oh she's so good at being amanda fuck
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booasaur · 8 months
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Special Ops: Lioness - 1x08
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leclercsbf · 9 months
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mclaren chaos? chaos.
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cheesecakeonthelanai · 2 months
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Iconic Golden Girls Things (as voted by you!)
#5: Pearls of wisdom, St. Olaf-style (9%)
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gaywizardzone · 5 months
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images unrelated to each other besides that they're both kanda and lena. i keep making jokes about how they have the bond of people who met in a particularly unpleasant pediatric psych ward.
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dandeydraws · 3 months
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I'm with you.
have some closeups since i refuse to stop drawing on obscenely large canvases
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More of the latest hubby-isms, courtesy of the Js:
(part 2) ❤️
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Okay. Lol. Let’s examine this for a moment -
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Jared is literally trying so, SO hard to:
A. touch Jensen as much as he possibly can (while in this very public setting).
B. restrain himself from overly touching Jensen, because…goddammit. This is a very public setting!!
Focus. Act natural. Watch where your hands go.
Okay. We got this.
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NECESSARY TOUCHING.
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Husband magnets.
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^^ um, seriously though. These two men are so physically drawn towards each other in every single fucking waking moment.
And it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
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Oh. Hello. Hi. 👀😏
THE BUTT PAT.
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Excuse you, SIR…
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Tehe.
Dorks. 😘
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How to stare with the utmost love and affection at your platonic *cough-not even a little platonic-cough* best buddy *cough-husband-cough* -
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We obviously need to include the GIF version of the most recent J2-hands-touchy that I just put up (as a still image).
So:
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By the way, search my posts for “hands” and “finger touch.”
Because. Um.
-let’s just say this is FARRRR from an isolated incident. 🫶
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I don’t know why this is my absolute favorite thing ever, but for some reason the Js adorably calling each other “bitch” in sign language is, like, WILDLY endearing.
Gahhhh. You two. 😍
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Fucking lovebirds.
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 7 months
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Annie Edison is already one of the characters of all time and, if the writers hadn't kept trying to give her a romance with Jeff, she'd be even more the character of all time
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thefishdeath · 1 month
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Never feel more masc then the times I try to look fem
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tunapesto · 1 year
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anchor
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yonpote · 4 months
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i think ppl saw 2019 to 2022-23 up until the gaming channel return as dan wanting to distance himself from the Dan And Phil branding? and i mean it's partly true, particularly in that dnp™️ were primarily for a teen audience (i know in spite of all the horniness but like tabinof was published with a children's book publisher) and dan wanted to include his much raunchier sense of humor as well as be "taken seriously" for things like his mental health book and the tv show stuff. but sometimes i think ppl saw that as dan like, de-valuing the impact of Dan And Phil when that couldn't be further from the truth ykwim? "the real ones? they know." like phil has always done his own thing alongside being part of Dan And Phil, but for dan, emotionally, he was still trying to establish his identity and not just like coming out as gay but just figuring out who the fuck he is! and once he found something he felt a true passion for, he went for it and is still going for it in his solo pursuits, but the gaming channel coming back as this BIG THING is still significant. i think part of the return (on dan's end) is like. fuck it man, if people aren't going to take him seriously either way, then they might as well have fun and be horny on their silly joint channel anyway
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mymp3 · 10 months
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the boy who feels like death
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