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[jaskierx]

new theory david zaslav overheard ‘leather and silk. from different ilks. together 🎶 from the udder🐄 of life we make milk🥛’ and cancelled the show immediately

#ofmd #david zaslav #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

what if this is the last time the tag trends 😭

#ofmd #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

like. it just works. the whole thing is just a recipe for joy for me and my friends and i’ll never ever stop being angry that it got taken away prematurely and i’ll never ever stop being sad that we won’t ever get to see rhys and taika promoting s3 together and i’ll never ever forgive whoever stopped our story getting finished

#pain suffering etc etc #ofmd #rhys darby #taika waititi #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

i want to get off mr zaslav's wild ride (swinging wildly between 'maybe there's still hope' and 'it's the hope that kills you')

#ofmd #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

people posting about the met gala are not ‘literally complicit in genocide’. they’re not ‘personally murdering civilians’. equating reblogging a picture of a celebrity in an outfit to killing another person with your own hands as part of a genocide is fucking harmful. people are being murdered and you’re choosing to throw around accusations in their name so you can feel like a big guy on the internet? wobble your fucking head

#yes yes perverse display of wealth etc #but consider that people’s tumblr blogs do not represent their whole lives #consider that the met gala is a charity event #consider that if we water down the meanings of all these words then we have none left to describe people who are actually carrying out the #genocide in palestine #lyse.jpg #met gala #palestine

[jaskierx]

israel (doing a genocide, song is not a bop): through

belgium (not doing a genocide, song absolutely is a bop): not through

kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka eurovision

#eurovision 2024 #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

#polls #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

‘oscar nomination for ryan gosling but not for margot robbie or greta gerwig’ satire is dead and so is god

#honest to god #barbie #ryan gosling #margot robbie #greta gerwig #oscars 2024 #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

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[jaskierx]

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

#picrew chain #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

how am i meant to be normal about those old men when that old man isn’t even normal about that other old man

#lyse.jpg #rhys darby #taika waititi

[jaskierx]

🕯 🕯️ 🕯

🕯 🕯

🕯 get well soon ao3 🕯

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🕯 🕯️ 🕯

#🙏 #ao3 #ao3 ddos #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

how is anyone meant to tell an original story these days

you make a season of television. nobody watches it because they're scared to get attached in case it gets cancelled. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. people complain that it feels unfinished. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. you sacrifice the storytelling so that it at least has an ending in case it doesn't get renewed. people complain that it feels like it was forced towards an endpoint for the sake of it. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the 19th reboot this decade of franchise xyz. the execs won't let you do anything new with it. it's soulless and predictable and relies entirely on self-referential humour and nostalgia. half of the people watching are hatewatching it and will slate you for ruining their favourite childhood show, but all publicity is good publicity. so it gets renewed for 6 seasons and a movie.

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[jaskierx]

lost for words tbh.

if amassing a major cult following and selling merch and being in the #1 streaming spot and having hundreds of people clamouring for s3 on social media isn’t enough

then what fucking is

#ofmd #i’m heartbroken #lyse.jpg

[jaskierx]

like ofmd really came into my house and cupped my face in its hands and said 'what if there was a guy who felt so fundamentally unloveable that he pushed everybody away and wanted to be dead and what if he was in fact loved so much that it literally saved his life'

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #lyse.jpg #blackbonnet

[jaskierx]

NEW BOYFRIENDS PHOTO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

#idk where this game from it was on twt and marianne blessed us w it in discord #it’s from god #ofmd #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #lyse.jpg