#man i fucking love usopp

[usopps-devotee]

Damn we really are all losing it over a clown who doesn’t necessarily fall into rizz so much as he fails into it . And we are eating it and leaving no crumbs ✊🏽😔

My faves are usopp and buggy, it should be expected of me (and anyone who follows me) to fall in love with losers. The dorky ones who do their best but still end up failing. Cringe rizz is always the best because they never have to try, always just trying to do their best despite the silly things that always happen to them. They are just trying to achieve their goals but life always gets in the way, who are we but people who just want to give them a bit of love and help

#high☆talks #ask kush♡ #man i fucking love usopp #buggy too #buggy is my wifr frfr

[camels-pen]

(inspired by this post)

"Here."

Usopp stared at the hat in Sanji's hand. He patted his head, surprised to find it bare. His memories were fuzzy after meeting that kappa kid, but he hadn't even realized he'd lost it.

Sanji shook the hat. "Well? Aren't you going to take it?"

Usopp looked up from the hat. Sanji had his face turned away.

Usopp deflated. "You're still mad at me?"

Sanji dropped his arm and the hat crumpled in his hand. "What were you thinking, running off on your own?"

"Like I said to Nami, it was an accident—the backpack wouldn't come off and sent me flying! And besides I came back—"

"Not that!"

Usopp's brows furrowed. "Then what—?"

"When I was cooking, what possessed you to fuck off on your own?"

Usopp scowled. Seriously? "Oh no," Usopp said, sarcasm dripping from his voice. "You had one less cheerleader to fawn over you in your manly cooking competition. The horror." He reached for his hat. "I'll just take this and go—"

Sanji swiftly pulled it out of his reach. Usopp tried for it again and again, but Sanji kept dodging him. His grip on the hat was getting noticeably tighter.

"Sanji, quit it! Just give me my hat and you can go back to avoiding me—"

"I don't want to avoid you!" Sanji dodged another grab. "You just keep pissing me the hell off whenever I look at you!"

"How is that my fault?!" Usopp said, taking another unsuccessful swipe. "I thought we all talked this out already! And Nami's not mad anymore, so what's your problem?!"

"You wanna know what my problem is?!" Sanji grabbed a fistful of Usopp's collar and yanked him forward. "You disappeared!"

Usopp's eyes widened. Sanji had practically snarled at him, but the look on his face didn't match up: there were terrible bags under his eye. Dried blood on bitten lips.

Tears threatening to fall any moment.

Sanji deflated, his grip on Usopp's shirt loosening. "You disappeared and... and I couldn't find you."

"Damn, I really worried you, didn't I?"

"Of course you did, dumbass!" Sanji swept his arms wide. "What was I supposed to do when I saw that shitty kappa wearing your hat while you were nowhere to be found?! Shit, at one point I thought you were—" Sanji cut himself off.

"Sanji?"

Sanji brought the hat up to rest on his chest, taking a deep breath. "It doesn't matter. You're here now. You're fine." Usopp didn't know whether he was saying that for Usopp's sake or his own. "Just forget I said anything and take your hat."

He could. He certainly could. But…

The way Sanji's shoulders slumped. The way Usopp's hat was still clutched close to his chest. The way he looked awful despite them having left that island behind a few days ago.

He couldn't just leave Sanji like that.

Usopp rolled a few ideas around in his head before clearing his throat. In a posh accent he said, "Well then, good sir, I am terribly grateful to you for finding one of the most prized hats in my collection."

Sanji pursed his lips. "Usopp, just take the damn hat."

"All in due time, of course! However, oh dear,"—Usopp put his hands to his cheeks with an exaggerated gasp—"I've found myself without my beautiful attendants to aid me in adorning such a magnificent piece atop my head."

"Usopp—"

"It's truly a shame that such a thing will be collecting dust until I'm able to reunite with them again." Usopp pretended to cry into a blue handkerchief. "Oh, whatever shall I do—"

"When did you—?!" Sanji frantically patted his pockets.

Usopp grinned. "I'm well traveled you see. I've even learned a few things from a thief of legend who just so happens to be a friend of mine."

Sanji huffed. "Nami-san's generousity, huh?"

"Oh, woe is me," Usopp put the back of his hand to his forehead. "Wherever shall I find a beautiful and dependable and radiant attendant on such short notice?"

Sanji huffed. "Alright already, I got it. You don't have to lay it on so thick."

Usopp's grin widened and he bent his head as Sanji's careful fingers started to gather up his hair. Usopp closed his eyes as he felt little touches all along his hairline. He sighed at one particular feeling of a thumb rubbing circles into the skin behind his ear. Usopp gave a content sigh and Sanji chuckled. 

His hat was fitted on his head and all too soon. Sanji’s touches lingered before pulling away.

Usopp grinned up at Sanji. "Thank you, my good sir."

Sanji rolled his eyes, but responded in his own version of a posh accent and a short bow. "Of course, my dear nobleman."

They kept themselves together for a few seconds more before Usopp burst into laughter and Sanji followed suit.

Usopp couldn't apologize—couldn't promise Sanji it would never happen again. He was bound to go exploring on his own from time to time, after all. But, he could lighten the mood like this, help Sanji relax and understand that the danger had passed. That they were alive and at home on Merry's back. 

That everything was fine. At least for the moment.

#one piece #baron omatsuri and the secret island #sanuso #sanji #usopp #nemo the writing ho #usopp after this: Soooo. now that you're not mad at me anymore. would you mind petting my head again? #are they together? are they not yet? fuck if i know #the only thing im certain of is they are both so very queer for each other #man. man. i love them a lot #also. in my head baron omatsuri ends right before water 7 starts #do with that as you will

[shima-draws]

USOPP ABSOLUTELY POPPING TF OFF???? Hitting a target THAT far away with SUPREME precision AND unlocking Haki?? I’M SITTING HERE LIKE

#MY MANS!!!!!!!!!!! #Listen I was REALLY upset with him earlier in the arc when he was a PUSSY and ran away from Trebol #Like. He had a whole thing about how he’s changed and how he’s not that much of a coward anymore #AND THEN HE FUCKING LEFT THE TONTATTAS AND RAN WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH #I WAS SO. FUCKING MAD #They were getting their asses beat and crying his name and he was being the BIGGEST fucking pussy on the planet #GOD I wanted to throttle him #It’s okay tho this was his redemption moment. #SO PROUD OF YOU BABY #Love that his fear of losing Luffy overpowered any feelings of cowardice #Like. He was so worried he was going to forget Luffy. He DID ALL THAT FOR HIS CAPTAIN #ALSO WHEN HE SAID ‘The seas without you…I don’t ever want to see that!’ FUCKIGN. USOLU MOMENT. SOBBING #I swooned. I’ll be honest I swooned. His sniper skills kicked in and I was like OHHHHHHHH?!!!!! SIRRRR 👀👀👀😳 #Coughs anyway. #One Piece #Shima speaks #Usopp

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn. #luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!! #what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :( #one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up??? #'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!' #flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

[beanghostprincess]

I keep thinking about Yasopp and Banchina and their lavender marriage and how it would affect Sanji's relationship with Yasopp. In a Sanuso concept. Of course. Because I keep joking about Sanji being resentful toward Yasopp for leaving his son but-- But I think that if he let Yasopp explain himself he would understand.

I mean, Yasopp doesn't have to be gay for Sanji to understand why he left and accept him as his father-in-law but. You know. I think Sanji would actually connect with him more this way. Yasopp explains how he has been closeted his whole life and he married Banchina (who just happened to be a lesbian too) to try and pretend to be somebody he wasn't. I don't even think Yasopp knew at the time that he only liked men. He tried to keep it hidden deep deep deep inside of him. But you cannot hide yourself for too long and when Usopp was born he decided he couldn't raise his (very very loved and dear) son like this. Lying to himself and him. And he needed to become a pirate to find himself and be free and follow his dream. Until he was ready to see Usopp again.

And I imagine this conversation being. Like. Before coming out to Usopp. They meet again. There's this huge party. Usopp is very excited to see him again and doesn't even ask why he left exactly, but he does look like he has a ton of questions on the tip of his tongue. And I think Yasopp would try to avoid him as much as possible at first because he doesn't know what to do. Sanji doesn't like that. In fact, he is very pissed at him but he can't leave things like this, as much as he despises having to talk with the man who dared to leave Usopp.

But Yasopp explains everything to him and-- Hiding. Lying to yourself. Being somebody you're not. Being afraid of loving, mostly, and being loved. I think that's something that would hit Sanji hard. It makes the cook see that they're not so different after all. And he isn't willing to soften around him, even after this, but he does tell Yasopp to tell all of this to Usopp instead because he will be way more understanding than he thinks. That his son is a wonderful, brave man. Braver than he could ever be. And Yasopp is extremely happy to hear that, honestly. To see that he's alright.

They have THE conversation. Everything is fine. Yadda yadda yadda. And I can't stop thinking about Yasopp staring at his son. Like. looking at Usopp and Sanji dancing from afar and being oh so happy. And Sanji kisses and holds Usopp like he wants to live in his arms forever and Usopp looks so. So. So happy and comfortable with himself. And lying might be a family thing but cowardice not so much because Yasopp has never met somebody braver than his son.

#I AM VERY EMOTIONAL CAN YOU BLAME ME #i keep thinking about them i am sobbing #you know there's just something about usopp and yasopp's relationship that makes me want to fucking cry #and i also need to write about zeff and sanji but. but if i do i might end up crying #anyway yasopp gay man i love you. kind of. sometimes. it depends on the day! #sanji is a yasopp hater but he ends up liking him in the end okay #one piece #usopp #yasopp #black leg sanji #sanuso

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[epicfirestormer]

#boy do I love me some masked characters #like whatever gender zer0 has? I want that #nonbinary icons we stan #all of them are also murderers. don't know if that plays a factor or not #either way we stan #KILLER MY HUSBAND #when I first read that killer and kid chapter #I dont think it fully set in for me #then I re-read Wano and was like #huh. I fucking love Killer. #THE KIDD PIRATES ARE AMAZING I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH #He's up there with Usopp. that's a high tier compliment #anyway also pyro blorbo #lil insane firebug we love them #this man has no and all gender #one piece #Team Fortress 2 #borderlands #killer one piece #tf2 pyro #borderlands zer0 #also all of them have no last name. huh. #low quality shitpost #low quality memes #the fire burns #the fire crackles with joy

[doctorwormcore]

What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family

#opla #crying screaming throwing up #i hope we do get to see more of their og personalities shine through #i.e. sanji being a bit of a hotheaded dumbass and zoro being a bit of a moron and nami being a bit more a big sister hahaha #but i love the opla strawhats so much man #i love that they highlight that sanji is inherently soft or that usopp really is charismatic or that zoro really is a snarky gay bitch lmAO #and like i ADORE opla nami #im so excited for chopper man... im watching the anime atm and he still isnt here yet ;-; #boku wa doctor tony tony chopper if you even care #god if they made everyone else hot can you imagine how hot robin will be!?!?!? #ugh....can you imagine how theyd tackle whole cake island with soft!sanji ....feelsbadman.jpg #i mean we have a LONG way to go before we even tackle the time skip....very apprehensive as yo how sanjis will be tackled bc girl... #lbr that shit was insensitive and transphobic af.... #dont get me wrong....sanjis a fucking misogynist lmao....less so in the la...still there tho #god bless him...thinks hes just chilvalrous #anyway no notes on luffy he is literally perfect can do no wrong precious baby #if anything hes not as objectively stupid lol but like they only had 8 eps..you really can only squeeze in the most important shit #anyway i am screaming...dennis o'hare NEEDS to play eric the whirlwind if they utilise that shit #anywya thats my rambling for today lol

[dollygirl808]

Garp is literally soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot in the new live action !! Such a silver fox🥰🥰🤭🤤 Daaaaddyyy~ ugh and his accent oooooohhhh woo me with your voice daddy~! (Scottish?)

Nami is of course our navigator and we love her here. So badass. I love the way she uses everything to her advantage. Smart girl.

I can't wait to watch Luffy grow as a captain and for his crew to be more official and trust him with complete undying, unwavering loyalty.

Zoro was so hot too. Love my lil mosshead minority hunter directionally challenged babygirl. I love u.

Usopp can get it too, just sayin. I'm only on episode 3 tho.

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....also Buggy is hot too. If you like that kinda insane pirate clown thing. (Which I do.)

(The way he was sitting in that chair UUUGHH🤤🤤)

Mu brain played that tiktok audio, "If you don't let me suck your dick right now, I'm gonna kill myself!"

I'm joking he's not that hot😒

...

I lied hes hot🤭

#mentally unstable #one peice #one piece live action #buggy the clown #captain buggy #live action buggy the clown #garp one piece #monkey d garp #silver fox #mans is hot #im fucking crazy #i need therapy #id still hit tho #Zoro is so cute and hot i love you bbgrl #roronoa zoro #roanoa zoro live action #monkey d. luffy #luffy live action #one piece nami #one piece usopp

[immamapletreekid]

i am the most predictable person with the most predictably pathetic tastes in the history of predictable pathetic taste

#give me a character that is just in it for a good time. problem and conflict free #living their best life unbothered. moisturized. thriving and absolutely glowing #but is also like an actual big deal. has a reputation making them equal parts feared and admired #and give them the weirdest most incredibel fashion choices. bonus points id they are goth #and give off vampire wine aunt vibes #sprinkle in a pinch of middle aged man who somehow ends up the adoptive father of 2 and #pls he is so unserjous. he is living his best life in that fucking tiny ass boat. great unit of a black bejeweled sword on his back #lace sleeves and high heels sailing across the ocean chasing a pirate fleet bc he wanted to kill some time #he is peak gothic wine aunt malewife energy to me #HE LIVES IN A FUCKING CASTLE???? ? HIS FAVOURTIE FOOD IS RED WINE HE LIKES TO READ HE ONLY WEARS A SHIRT WHEN HES NOT WORKING #wheb i started this series i did not know who he was #and my predictions for top 3 favorhite characters were in no particular order zoro law and ace #now two od those i have not met yet. but for now #the tentative big 3 are mihawk nami and usopp #nami bc i care about her i adore her i cherish her i fuckijg love her she is so silly #usopp bc the vibes are immaculate #mihawk bc. actuslly no explanation needed im not foing to embarras myself further #but also i love all the strawhats ive met so far #they are one big happy family and they love each other and would die& kill for each other and they have a place to belong next to each other #and i think thats beautiful. #rambling about stuff

[vulcanette]

dressrosa is my favorite arc so far, and there’s so many reasons

#kat watches one piece #sanji got to have Fun and be manly and fall in love for like a day #which I’m so happy for him. go white boy go #zoro’s getting lost SHENANIGANS and also his suit with the popped collar shirt!!!!!!!!!!! that’s enough of a reason #Luffy got to have fun AND see sabo and make so many new friends #usopp got to be a GOD which is so funny I can’t take it #franky was so strong and cool 😎 and I just love my manly man! #Rebecca and Kyros!!!!! enough said!!! #law and his vengeful spirit !!!! YES!!!!! #also Luffy and Law’s banter #I love this arc. I notoriously love a tournament arc so #but there’s SO much more to this #also. DOFLAMINGO is so! fucking! scary! he is SUCH a bastard. he is so fucking evil!!! i can’t get enough honestly #there’s so so so much more #having the time of my life w Dressrosa

[camels-pen]

shhh! he eepin'

#one piece #usopp #shark hat usopp #film z #trans usopp #doodley doots #once again i am so very grateful for references. particularly for the arm #made up the main pose without looking at a ref and Boy You Can Tell #also shading is. difficult #this is the promised upon shark hat usopp that i've been periodically working on since i made that post with all the screenshots btw #and man i loved working on him but im so glad he's finished lmao #edit: HIS ARM BAND IS ON THE WRONG ARM FUCK #oh well. i've learned something for next time

[shima-draws]

Perona and Zoro are so sibling core...

#One Piece #Perona #Zoro #THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!! #They can't stand each other but at the end of the day. They also love each other. I'm going to cry #Big sis Perona and her stupid ass little idiot brother who is shit with directions #I love how Perona CLEARLY can't stand him but also like. Tries to help him out #Bc he's SUCH a cringefail loser. The most pathetic man she's ever seen in her life #(Even more than Usopp) #And she won't admit it but she's super fucking lonely! So yeah she'll take any companionship she can get #EVEN if it's with a grade A moron who can't find his way out of a paper bag. #Perona: I fucking hate it here #Zoro: Then go away??? #Perona: No wait don't leave me :"(((( #THEY ARE EVERYTHING!!! #Shima speaks #I can't wait to see how their relationship develops over the timeskip #Also can't believe Mihawk adopted two kids. Look at him dad-ing. Way to GO Hawky

[mistninja]

Is it too late to write something about the one piece live action

#eh. gonna do it anyway #me watching it: man i love op so much this is everything #me for the past month: and FUCK netflix for what they did to usopp #/j but some things do annoy me #i did love it a lot but its. complicated

[lamina-tsrif]

idk it feels like they few has made it so that the masses have forgotten how much power we still have as supporting characters

#we have. so much fucking opportunity #i almost forgot about it #love still exists. we can still laugh the sky is still blue #in the words of god usopp we're not in hell yet #we can help #oh man if i was bigger #or better with words

[sleepdeprived-idiot]

FRIEND THAT STARTED ONE PIECE IS AT EPISODE 45 I REPEAT FRIEND THAT STARTED ONE PIECE IS AT EPISODE 45

#THEY HAVE NOW ENCOUNTERED BUGGY #fav characters are zorro and sanji #i will convert them to the usopp fan club soon enough #salty cause they're watching it with their crush and not me like man I thought I was your anime watch buddy #and they're so blown away by the fact that my and the crush said it only gets better #SO IT'S OK #also didn't argue with luffy being aroace fuck yea (I would've thrown hands) #also they know I love buggy and don't rlly understand but I can't tell them because of no spoiler promise #how am I supposed to explain that he's just so so pathetic ??? I just gave 'clown' as explanation and it seems good enough #op