#maybe cry and maybe laugh idk

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

I imagine that every time anyone has to act with Tom Cruise they get called to a meeting before they start shooting the movie where they will discuss with them every single thing they have to do in order to make Tom Cruise appear taller than he actually is

Honestly I don’t know how anyone who has ever acted with Tom Cruise hasn’t given like an exclusive interview about the stupid things they’ve done to make Tom Cruise look taller, or the process of just staring as someone put a box in front of them so that Tom could stand on it and look taller than he is

#dude if I was an actor and someone told me ‘right in this scene Tom is gonna be standing in a box’ i don’t know what I would do with myself #maybe cry and maybe laugh idk #heard that Anthony edwards cpulnt wear shoes sometimes cause they made Tom look shorter????? the fuck?? #I think it’s the most ridiculous shit ever #the obsession with making Tom look taller than he actually is #or not as short as he actually is #he’s short just get over it and keep going with the movie Jesus Christ no one gives a fuck #also fan girls love small little angry guys like him so like idk use that #tw: Tom cruise #I hate the guy #I hate him and his stupid cult and his stupid little boxes #top gun #Tom cruise #mission impossible #i feel like u should clarify that this is not me hating on him for being short I don’t give a fuck I think it’s dumb to do these things to- #-make actors look taller #it’s weird

[teaboot]

As a kid I remember I felt real awkward and useless when other kids cried and as an adult seeing kids cry I still feel awkward and useless but I remember I hated being watched or talked to during a cry so to this day my go-to is "hey bud it seems like you're having a bad time so I'm just gonna sit here on the floor in solidarity, take your time tho" and it's probably not the best way to help but it's the best I've got and so far it hasn't backfired so. That's what I'm gonna keep doing I guess

#Like #A hug would prolly be better #But I hated being hugged #And maybe they do too #And oh fuck ADULTS crying #Best I've got is jokes my dude #If I can make you laugh then things will get better probably #But I don't know #Fuck #It's been a long week bruh idk

[outalongtheedges]

Tell me why I bought top gun the novel and they call my babygirl Maverick EVAN MITCHELL???

EVAN MITCHELL, CODE-NAME MAVERICK

On the back however, he’s Pete again

Masterlist

#I don’t know wether to laugh or cry #is it hilarious? probably #this is actually insane #how does this happen? #I have the English version as a pdf and it’s normal there #bro idk what to do #top gun #icemav #pete mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #or maybe I should say evan mitchell #evan mitchell #top gun 1986 #tom cruise #top gun maverick #tom kazansky #top gun: maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun incorrect quotes #top gun movie #top gun fandom #top gun headcanons

[averlym]

some very very quick costume shorthands!

#&juliet #had the absolute luck of watching this live the other night and it was. truly amazing!!! aaah #rough character designs for the younger leads (excluding like the Grown adult duos..) because?? idk #this is how it always starts. once the character designs start getting simplified like this that's when it all begins #which is hmmm timing but i really can't shut up about this musical it was so so fun. absolute vibes and energy #made me laugh and cry and was such an Experience. i adore them all but may specifically made me sob at some parts dfjkldfh #lots of thoughts! but one of the favs is how they wrote it so the existing songs and actions fit so well. #like in a rhyming bit they had frankie accept a drink and then the song was like ''drink in hand'' and i was all !!!!!! #also maybe it's local censorship? but there wasn't the kisses.. they replaced it w kissing hands and then holding hands #which is like a cute nod to the ''hand to hand holy palmers kiss' or smth but also maybe two guys doing that would not have made it past :/ #oh my god i. the way rnj parallels the shakespeare duo... whdskjfhgh. may + not being a Girl kdjhgf. frankie and may. aaagh. #angelique being so so badass. i . the speech about Gender by anne and the Proposal by angelique both made the whole theatre cheer love that #also rotating stage lives in my mind rent free i ADORE the set holy moly.. also also the actors were so good. also the Projections. #also the music and costumes and special effects and aerial moments. and the ensemble. and the choreo #also the cast is so talented. and pretty. and the whole confidence part vs the vulnerability of some bits... whshjfgjkl. hhh #im just listing stuff now but it was so vibes. what an experience ever. it's also shot me directly into 14-years-old again so #spent the morning alone vibing to the soundtrack intensely... i just... sometimes things hold special places in your heart idk!!! #i don't know what to do with these designs though... like the show is such a lovely Spectacle but also idk where to branch out by myself no #there's so much to Absorb again and again. i get the feeling any true work from this i would do in a form of an animatic though.. oops #tldr? 1. &juliet very good just as itself 2. we have History 3. i got to see it live which always propels me into bonkers over musicals! #so so rough but i needed to get smth out and . whatever. an art blog is an art blog. back to hiatus now i think #<reminder to myself: this is essentially an artchive.. there's no quality control if you don't want it! have fun!! ily>

[strawberry-peach]

Them... them and nothing but THEM

#i feel like crying and laughing and screaming #i hope you understand how much these two mean to me #they own three appartment buildings two mansions four summer houses a hotel chain and a quiant little cottage in my heart #i... love them... so much #i cant express it in words the english and spanish vocabulary combined are not enough #am i exaggerating? idk man maybe but right now im having a crisis my heart is maxed out i was not prepared for this single crumb of heaven #ted lasso #jamie tartt #ted lasso spoilers #i mean is it? idk im panicking

[deus-ex-mona]

a n y w a y s listen to nagisa’s new song it’ll change your life

#this new v tuber singer dude is excellent at singing ngl. his voice is very upbeat and goes well with the song #[​enojun version waiting room intensifies] #ok but. is it s e r i o u s l y just me or did they actually use a ukulele for this song #idk but that ukulele-sounding instrument reminds me of this guy who would walk around playing his ukulele at school back in the days of yore #the backing track also sounds familiar somehow… like one of those kindness movements/life insurance commercials maybe? #no idea wh y but i can picture nagisa singing this by the beach. y’know. nagisa singing at the nagisa— #this song is def gonna make me laugh or cry (or both) when it gets an mv… #it could be either hilarious or heartbreaking with no in-between #but man. nagisa. his long time crush comes back home looking (presumably) like a maiden in love and he’s just. #‘:( i’m not the one who made her like this :((( but she’s super cute though’ #i m mad coping with the thoughts that hiyoko started to fall for nagisa with the distance between them (absence and the fonder heart or sth) #a n d that she only seemed fine when she went back bc she didn’t want him to see her upset about having to leave for the city b u t. #auasusuxuxuxuxhaughhhhhshhshshshshsh im c o p i n g #if hiyo ends up with one of the lips im gonna write a nagisa x the leftover lip enemies to lovers manifesto d o n t t e s t m e o k— #aaaaaaauauaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry i lied when i said i was done with my 2k23 nagisa crisis i’ll be done after this. maybe. #the dude from gamushara

[todayisafridaynight]

tw // suicide

on twitter some ppl were talking about THAT jo scene from iw again and someone commented fucking "you know he was thinking about using that gun on himself" and im not sane anymore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! added something something his faith in ichi kept him hopeful enough in the moment but then when he went to jail oh. ohhh !!!!!!!!!!!

nooo cause if That Jo Scene is the flashback scene with hoshino's death that really had to be SUUUCH a low point if not top five lowest points for him i wanted to throw up watching that <- replays it in my brain constantly

#iw spoilers #snap chats #UGH I WANNA REPLAY IW SO BAD i still wanna see the scenes with english dubbing but i wanna finish lost judgment first #in any case no i love that scene. like you can see the will to live leave jo's body as he goes to sit down #god naw cause i was laughing (read: crying) over how jo really let that dog comment get to him. loved that really .... #i do enjoy the added context to sawashiro and his relationship with ichi even if its sort of one sided #like ichis never really harbored ill will towards him- hes not happy about how sawashiro treated him back then LOL #but it was still clear he respected him #with sawashiro- like once you know the whole locker mix up secret then it contextualizes their relationship (from jo's pov anyway) #but just sawashiro having actually MET akane and speaking with her and listening to her wish .. idk. #its a nice thought that- for as hard as he is on ichi- he is trying to look out for him for akane's sake #emphasis on For As Hard As He Is like my man you dont gotta take his finger off 💀💀 in any case ... #maybe thats just optimistic thinking but its a nice thought. This All In Relation to having faith in ichi to Not game end himself 💀 #god but sawashiro in jail .. i really wouldve paid money just to know what was going through his head #how he reacted to aoki's death the moment he was told- like he already knew aoki never valued him but still... fathers love and all #ive rambled long enough vjlLKVEJVLKEJ BYE

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Still waiting for Sam & Max The Devil's Playhouse remaster. Just any news of it on any site. Just of a new release date since it's being delayed a bit. 2023 isn't helping at all, lol. I need to knowwww!!!

#I was listening to the intro of that game and just. It's my favorite one of all the Sam & Max ones #sam & max #sam and max the devil's playhouse #sam and max #I wanna cry people! #That game is fr gonna make me both cry and laugh #It's the only Sam & Max game I haven't gotten around to playing. And I can't even play the original because of the virus in my computer #So I'm stuck here waiting for anything #It's probably gonna come out next year maybe. Idk. I'm hoping it comes out #sam's talky talks

[kotaromita]

i stepped on glass last week but thats nothing compared to losing your house i feel like im gonna throw up even though im pretty sure everything will be fine its impossible NOT to be unbelievably worried and unable to sleep because of anxiety

#originals #talking about akitos current situation #and by extension his whole familys situation #and also now ans family too #and maybe other people that i dont know #i swear to god if they show up at practice just #acting like everything is totally normal #idk if ill laugh or cry

[helianthus-art]

Awhile ago I was roped into watching Owl House anddddd ofc the crusty overtired dad was the character I went YES THAT ONE over.

#My art #Alador Blight #The Owl House #wip #idk if I’ll ever finish this? But #figured he should be shared #i still cry-laugh cause a friend said I yassified him and MAYBE I DID

[a-muffin-full-of-poetry]

Pov: you actually can't count so you think you have at least 20 wishes between you and soft pity so "another ten pull won't hurt", so you do a ten pull and it lights up in gold and you go "oh, shit, it's fine, I'll lose my 50/50, I haven't lost one in a while, karma's coming for me today and I'll have guaranteed wmos (wriothesley)" but then YOU GET THE SAD DRAGON MAN ANYWAY

... I'm suffering from a bad case of damn now I need to farm THREE SETS OF THE NEW ARTEFACT DOMAIN

#genshin impact #genshin impact neuvillette #genshin #genshin pulls #i will make it a regular thing ig #wmos is an inside joke with my friends i mispelt emos and she thought i actually mispelt wriothesley bcs he was the topic #i know nothing about neuvilette bcs i haven't done the story (no time and burnout) so like maybe i would like him idk #it just means i'm absolutely going to have to spend money on wriothesley #and i'm ranting in my tags great thankd for witnessing this #i just want to laugh and cry at some funny bad good luck #good luck on all your pulls guys if he's turning up at my house uninvited then he can turn up when he's invited to yours

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Spoke to someone I don’t know over the phone, 11 dead, 32 injured

#I’m all flowery on here but in real life conversation I am the driest most uncomfortably pragmatic person alive #I’ve been scolded for being so task-focused that I forgot to say hello to the secretaries in high school when I went to do a task #or for having an “attitude” with my parents (often when I was purposefully trying to appear humble with an “idk” voice) #so I’ve amended that by fake laughing at everything and keeping my customer service voice on All The Time #0/10 it works flawlessly but I’ve also made myself into a socially anxious doormat #I’ve been the one to break it to people that their friend died on more than one occasion and I always feel bad about how I do it #I usually just blurt it out because I don’t know how to lead up to it other than saying “maybe you should sit down for this” #it would be wrong if I knew and didn’t tell them #so it has to be me… you know? #I’m so disconnected from any feelings of grief (I’ve never felt bereavement in my life) that it feels wrong for it to be me #because I’m physically incapable of sharing in their pain and emotions; I literally don’t understand it #but sometimes I’ll cry reflexively if I see someone else crying even if I don’t have any actual feelings for them or their situation #I’m more disturbed by knowing of people who are alive going through pain than I am by knowing someone died #because death is natural; suffering isn’t #unless the person is a child or otherwise very young #but if they’re old and lived a fulfilling life I recognize they’ve had a fulfilling life and hope that my life #is as fulfilling as theirs was when I go #I’m not afraid of death; I’d just like to not go before I’m good and ready #When I go away I hope that I WANT to go away; you know?

[that-was-anticlimactic]

there’s something so sacred about sharing what you love with others: whether it be a song or food or clothes, a show or a movie or pictures. it's just... such a deep and personal thing, you know? having someone carve out a little part of their heart and gift it to you with an abundance of joy and excitement and passion... yeah.

#i lowkey had an awful day today lol #and it was my first day taking over as teacher so that's a great way to start it #there are people in seventh period who literally despise me and maybe that's an exaggeration but i looked over their creative writing for #the day and one of those kids literally wrote about how he was having a good day but then it turned into a bad day when i started the #creative writing with them so that was great and other stuff happened idk and one of my tics was really... uh... present today and i was so #aware of it and i feel like everyone was laughing at me because of it even tho ik that was just me being self-conscious but God i wanted to #cry and i shared a piece of my heart with them today for the creative writing exercise and so many of them just. told me how awful it was #like someone straight up started with 'this song is terrible' and then proceeded to write a paragraph about how bad it was #idk. it made me feel like a young kid again - sitting by myself on the playground and reading books. like i was in middle school and #everyone was telling me that the things that i loved were stupid. like i was a kid getting teased just lowkey enough that the teachers #couldn't tell because it wasn't necessarily outright bullying but they were making fun of what i loved which Hurts and then i was in high #school having to defend what i love and then in college hearing 'you ruined this for me because you liked it too much' and it just. idk. #it hurts. i find sharing passions and what i love with others so sacred and important and it Hurts when they just tear it and you down and #ik they're juniors and ik there will always be people like that but it was constant and idk. i'm just sad lol #so anyways even if someone shares something with you that you don't like there is literally No reason to be rude about it. you're allowed #to say you dislike it but it's not okay to just tell them straight up it's stupid or awful or you'd rather get hit by a car than hear the #song again. hm. ig i have some unresolved trauma lol #sorry for the rant y'all i just. needed to rant ig idk

[guzmapkmn-archive]

so many of my mutuals have been streaming lately if i knew how i would do a cringefail pjsk stream one day

#cat.txt #if i can figure it out before march 30 maybe i will so we can all cry over the gacha rates together bc i want that kaito card #and laugh at how bad i am at the game <3 #who would come to my cringefail pjsk stream #i probably wont be able to idk if you need special equipment hfjfbsefb

[dyk3leepuppy]

me if thinking abt the most kinky depraved filthy tickle scenarios was illegal

#like why can’t i stop thinking abt being tickled to hysterics and begging for mercy only to get ignored #even better have them mock you and coo at you while you’re hysterical with laughter and babbling nonsense 🤣 #idk been getting off to the idea of being tickled till i pee myself recently. like mean absolutely sadistic ler… #…tickling u harder when u beg for a break bc u can’t take it or ur like omg im gonna pee and they just KEEP GOING. 😵‍💫 #like that’s so HUMILIATING 😭😭😭😭.and then they add to it by mocking you/making fun of you for that. 😭😭😭 #me when my thing for humiliation and tickling come together to form the most depraved filthy scenarios #i’m fucking insane . #i’m crazy #😞😞😞😭😭😭😭i wanna be tickled to fucking tears PLEASEEEEE i just wanna be crying and begging for mercy only to have them laugh in my face. #.like a fucking sadist and just keep going or maybe even tickle harder 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 as they tease u with the cruelest shit ever .

[prestonmonterey]

ughhhh someone kill me i think i might like stay on the third floor today i actually cant deal with her today

#marble musings #vent #shes the only person in my 'friend' group who has the same free block as me #and shes actually a nightmare to be around #im always worried shes gonna take my stuff #(she likes taking my wolf from my hands and my cat ears off my head #and laughs it off as a joke even after i tell her not to??) #and i cant even escape her bc the new friend group that im kind of maybe a part of #she just shows up sometimes #and its awful bc ive seen her make some of my friends uncomfortable and is entirely unapologetic about it #and shes really loud and makes everything about herself and makes conversations impossible #and its annoying bc she kept complaining about not being able to talk to me during free block bc i have headphones on #to listen to music and/or do work #and i was like #'ok you can talk to me if you want idc' #and now she talks to me nonstop during free block regardless of if i tell her i need to get work done #and her existence just kinda stresses me out #but ive never found the right time to tell her to stop #and i cant sit inside where all the tables are bc we usually sit there #and i cant sit outside bc its prolly wet and also she'll find me #and idk if im even allowed to sit upstairs but i kinda have to bc i really dont want to deal with her today #i need like a proper excuse for why im wearing headphones #she doesnt care that i listen to podcasts #and i don have anything to edit #ummmm #i don actually have any hw other than like studying for my math test #fuck ok i guess ill do that #idk what class shes in #umm #if shes also in honors ill cry