#is it hilarious? probably

[outalongtheedges]

Tell me why I bought top gun the novel and they call my babygirl Maverick EVAN MITCHELL???

EVAN MITCHELL, CODE-NAME MAVERICK

On the back however, he’s Pete again

Masterlist

#I don’t know wether to laugh or cry #is it hilarious? probably #this is actually insane #how does this happen? #I have the English version as a pdf and it’s normal there #bro idk what to do #top gun #icemav #pete mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #or maybe I should say evan mitchell #evan mitchell #top gun 1986 #tom cruise #top gun maverick #tom kazansky #top gun: maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun incorrect quotes #top gun movie #top gun fandom #top gun headcanons

[idkaguyorsomething]

“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?

#fun fact in ancient times at the festival of dionysus they’d hold competitions judging various features plays against each other #anyways my headcanon is that he made it before getting banished and hermes and apollo found it after he left #though it would be hilarious if it was some hellish coproduction where the three of them teamed up #probably ruined a few lives in the process #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #apollo #apollo pjo #hermes #hermes pjo #dionysus #mister d #dionysus pjo #lin manuel miranda #hamilton musical #hamilton

[kokodrawings]

Artober day 3!

#artober 2023 #inktober #minato namikaze #kakashi hatake #namikaze minato #hatake kakashi #naruto shippuden #naruto #artists on tumblr #digital art #koko draws #I find the idea of a 15 yo baby jounin training a 5 yo baby genin absolutely hilarious #people probably though Minato was the one taking the chunin exams instead of Kakashi LOL #I know this was retconned like 95% of the cool things about part 1 naruto #you can pry them from my cold dead hands though ~

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[introvertedx10]

And a barrel of cheese poofs that you have to roll to your car

#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #costco #hahaha #yes #probably

[egophiliac]

now that I can think semi-coherently again...whooooo's ready for Friday WEEHOO

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i've only had gidel for a day and a half et cetera you know the rest #guidel? gider? ah yes. what's that romanization. my favorite game #i'm gonna go with fellow and gidel until something official comes out i guess #anyway HEY it's spooky carnival time where everybody wears hats and then probably turns into puppets or something! i'm excited! #yuu and grim are probably going to be there also which means it doesn't canonically take place during glorious masquerade #which is unfortunate because that really is the most hilarious possibility #ace and deuce in unison: ugh you won't BELIEVE what happened while you were gone #these boys cannot just have one nice day without someone trying to take over the school or destroy all magic forever or something #such is life in twisted wonderland

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Wait... this isn’t a gay bar??

I was just thinking about Danny as a bartender at a rogues bar and then it struck me...

Danny thinks he works at a gay bar

Why? Well, have you looked at the clients? Bisexual queen Harley Quinn, lesbian icon Poison Ivy, Two Face is clearly bi(two)sexual and has a thing with Bruce Wayne, Scarecrow is probably ace or maybe aro, Riddler is at the very least homo romantic, hell, even if Red hood comes by he’s bi/pan AND poly

What I’m saying is, based off the clientele, Danny would think he works at a gay bar 

and based on the evidence they have a hard time disagreeing with him

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc crack #bartender danny #danny thinks he works in a gay bar #BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT #half the regular batman rogues are pretty fruity #and so are the Bats frankly #haha 'Fruit Bats' #Dick is probably bi but I like to imagine him as somehow the only straight person in the Batfamily because I find it hilarious

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

#for the love of god someone pls take away my artist privileges #this came to me in a fever dream except i wasn't actually sick just delusional #the pink leather jacket was a gift from kouyou for his sixteenth birthday and he's obliged to wear it everytime he takes the motorcycle out #dazai finds it absolutely fucking hilarious and probably takes blackmail photos except you can't blackmail a bad bitch like chuuya so #every time you open his photos he's probably the only one getting embarrassed bc it's all pics of his partner👹 #anyway he looks so bbygirl in pink i wish he changed his outfit for smth other than official art #but alas #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #lotus draws

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 12

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #meme #memes #hydra phantom siblings #They were fuckin around with magic & runes & accidentally got summoned as a hydra & are Commiting to the Bit #Yes they do still have separate forms but they can also now pull a Fusion #They think it's hilarious & also like Big Dragon Form is FUN #They're not Ghost King but they Are technically a Gatekeeper #Tim deserves a lil magic as a treat & a big trio of dragon friends #This is also how he befriends Damian #Damian has connected the dots (he hasn't): I knew there had to be a reason behind the name of Drake! #Damian kicking down the door to Jason's safehouse: AKHI IVE FIGURED IT OUT- #Probably also helps that Tim is so used to sword fights going on that he blocks Damian's initial attack from habit alone #Dan knows zweihanders & halberds while Danny knows odachis and katanas & Ellie knows Guns (& knives)

[cactiaintracist]

petition to replace the burning room meme with this;

#you know which meme i'm talking about #doctor who #60th anniversary #dw spoilers #shaun temple #14th doctor #donna noble #rose noble #sylvia noble #the star beast #beep the meep #probably only us nerds and geeks would get it #but it would be 100% more hilarious

[chuchujellybean]

Has this been done before?

Art belongs to @linkeduniverse

#Probably #This was in my head all day #I think I'm funny #linked universe #Linked universe wild #Lu wild #I know it's not the right meme for the scene #But his facial expression was hilarious #So I had to make this #You're welcome

[adragonthatwrites]

A quick message to everyone out there who hasn't read TGCF, but is considering doing so; may I take a moment to pitch the series to you? Ahem,

An actual, canonical thing that happens in the books:

Our protagonist Xie Lian is on the run from a bunch of angry priests and monks. Said priests and monks are after him because his Ghost Boyfriend beat them all up in the past, and they've come to take advantage of the fact that this Ghost Boyfriend is stuck in the form of a child for reasons to get revenge.

At some point, they get cornered in a clothing store, and are about to get caught. Xie Lian's solution to the problem? Put on a dress, hide behind a curtain, and then scream really loudly while clutching at his skirts when the monks pull it to the side. The monks sputter at having peaked on a lady changing, and quickly close the curtain while apologizing profusely. As they're distracted, Xie Lian grabs his boyfriend turned child and books it out the back, getting confused for a mother and her child at least once.

I'm not joking, I'm not exaggerating, this actually happens in the book. A straight up Looney Tunes skit, starring Xie Lian as Bugs Bunny, happens in the book.

Thank you for listening to my pitch, have a lovely day!

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #These books are actually hilarious and we don't talk about it enough #probably because we're all to busy crying about everything else

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

destiel are on strike i get my news from sword grandma now

#ignore me i love to shitpost #she is also probably on strike if she acts but that's not the POINT i am HILARIOUS #sag strike #destiel #sword grandma #destiel meme #sword granny #wga strike #i aspire to be her just wow #i miss sword grandma </3

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite Percy headcanons is that even after he no longer has the Curse of Achilles, the small of his back is still his Achilles' Heel. It won't kill him but it's still his weakest point.

Like, he hates if anybody even brushes against there unless it's Annabeth because it's too sensitive and it basically physically hurts him. He has to be the little spoon Always because it makes him feel like his back is protected. If anyone hits him in the small of his back even without a lot of force, like a friendly slap on the back, he will crumple like wet paper. His friends poke him in the small of his back just cause every time he will immediately stumble and start complaining at them and they find it funny. If someone actually smacks him in the back with any amount of real force he will be on the ground immediately and stay there. If he gets actually scratched there he will be bedridden for days. The curse may be gone but he will always carry it with him.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #the minute the rest of the argo II crew learns of this theyre all sneaking up behind Percy to try and karate chop him in the back #because he just falls like a sack of potatoes and they think it's hilarious #Percy is miserable about this #Annabeth probably doesnt do it (usually) but does think it's amusing. if they're training though Bye Percy. he never stood a chance. #Nico doesn't do it unless he needs Percy to just stop everything for 5 minutes #if for some reason the Argo 2 crew ever had to do one of those Who's The REAL Percy things then Annabeth and Nico go straight to that metho #need to tell which Percy is the real Percy? whichever one of them dies when you flick them in the small of their back is the real one

[egophiliac]

What do we think, will we get Briar Valley Event somewhere in the future? And WILL WE SEE PRESENT PEEPAW ZIGVOLT? I wonder what Sebek meant that he looks older and I really wanna see Lilia and his relationship after retirement. What do you think?

god I hope so, I desperately want to see Briar Valley and whatever family member they throw at us. and if it's Baul I hope he's the exact same sprite but with, like, a mustache crudely pasted on. that's how he looks in my head and in my heart.

my entire KINGDOM to see one or both of Sebek's parents though, they are the best characters in all of Twst and they haven't shown up even once. 😭 though I think I might prefer his dad, because 1) show me the noodley dentistman, and 2) Mrs. Z is such a mythical figure in my mind at this point that reality could never compare (w-what if she gets a canon design and she isn't a hundred feet tall and could crack the earth by flexing her thighs, how could I go on) (jk jk she's so great that I would love her no matter what) (but also...)

of course based on past Twst events if they go to Briar Valley it's just going to go basically like this:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #that's it that's the ssr #anyway i would also very much enjoy one or both of sebek's siblings #i get the impression they are way chiller than him but love him very much and i adore that #honestly i'll take anyone in his family i love them all already #and it would have to be a zigvolt right? #the only other significant briar valley person is maleficia and...there's probably too much baggage there for a silly tourism event story #then again that would be the most hilarious way to introduce her. damnit. #what if they show up to briar valley and revaan is just there with no explanation #they found him he was just offscreen this entire time

[onesidedradiostatic]

Imagine the Hotel crew breaks into the V Tower to foil the Vees' plans and they grab a contract they think is Angel's but it's actually some random VoxTek employee that they free and this dude's now at the hotel with them like "it was awful. he made me clean his Alastor shrine every day and I mean that thing is HUGE. And he made me sing an Alastor version of My Heart Will Go On every morning before work. I had to dress up as the radio demon when I cleaned the shrine." Immediate silence. Entire hotel room stares at Alastor. Alastor's eye is twitching, the radio static is getting louder and he looks like he just malfunctioned.

LMAOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. this guy joins the main cast

and he has a song number about his mistreatment from vox and how much he had to deal with his WEIRD alastor fixation. the deep cleaning of his body pillow. the radio demon cosplay he had to put on on some days. he's so traumatised by all of vox's weird alastor shit the very sight of alastor in the flesh causes him to spiral. it was a very emotional song number. it ends with alastor blank staring at him and then saying "what" with charlie sobbing in the background.

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #does this guy have a fucking tag #vox's assistant #vox’s assistant #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #the implication that a contract is just that easy to break. #probably not the case but it is extremely funny for this ask #this is a break from the commissions saga sorry this was on top of my inbox and I found it hilarious