#osrs.txt

[onesidedradiostatic]

concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then

she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)

#osrs.txt #HOW did she find out? take your pick #she either saw vox and val making out or saw some of vox's alastor shit #when vox hijacked 666 news in stayed gone she was feeling especially homophobic #staticmoth #voxval #onewaybroadcast #not maintagging radiostatic cause I only vaguely mentioned it in the tags LMAO #staticjoy #creating this tag because I made up katie having a thing for him #I think it's funny #katie killjoy #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #valentino hazbin #valentino hazbin hotel #also yes katie being owned by vox is completely fanon there's no evidence for it other than the fact #that she works for news broadcasting for tv and vox is the tv man #hazbin hotel #the fanon val killjoy beef

[onesidedradiostatic]

mark your calendars because this day next month's gonna be the craziest hazbin pride day just for the fucking insane combination that is hazbin's pan rep

#osrs.txt #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #valentino hazbin #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husk #husker #husk hazbin #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #pansexual

[onesidedradiostatic]

Val's outfit and wings actually change with his mood, we've only seen him as red in the show because so far he's only been angry/horny. In the picture he was happy, he was yellow, Vox's turtleneck was yellow and they matched.

I wanted to give this a TRUE... but unfortunately I have a counterpoint....

it's okay though I can fix this

now it's a TRUE

#ask #osrs.txt #I fear yellow val may become its own thing apart from the turtleneck and it scares me #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #I think it'd be funny if I maintagged with zero context #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #how you feeling people in the val tag #cursed yellow val

[onesidedradiostatic]

#osrs.txt #my response to every yellow truther out there #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #cursed yellow val

[onesidedradiostatic]

Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.

Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.

Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?

(follow-up to this post)

HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though

#ask #osrs.txt #staticjoy #statictrench #sure #they're both one-sided but I'm not coming up with one-sided names for ship tags that don't exist #666 news gang #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #katie killjoy #tom trench

[onesidedradiostatic]

does alastor know where babies come from or does he just assume they like. pop up from nowhere

guys..... just cause he's asexual doesn't mean he doesn't know how basic biology works. however he definitely wishes that's how it worked, "I care for you just like a daughter I spawned" this is how he would wish to have babies

#ask #osrs.txt #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #aroace alastor #(EDIT: don't attack anon btw they didn't mean it in an aphobic way they were just joking about the “daughter I spawned” line)

[onesidedradiostatic]

carmilla thinks of the vees as like. alastor found a rat out on the streets (vox) and decided to keep it as a pet. then the rat invited two other rats into the building and now they have a rat infestation

(referenced ask I think)

LMAOOOOO I'd believe it tbh

#ask #osrs.txt #carmilla carmine #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #the vees

[onesidedradiostatic]

Why do some people think Velvette has the braincell out of the Vees? She picks fights with the other Overlords. She's childish and she thinks she's invincible. It makes me wonder exactly how soon Vox got ahold of her after she died- for lack of better words, she comes across as rather spoiled and... sheltered, I guess? I don't get the sense that she spent a lot of time down there without the backing of at least one Overlord.

I kind of… also call her the braincell of the vees tbf anon. but it's not even cause I think she's necessarily the smartest (cause I think vox is capable of being just as smart when he's not completely losing his shit over alastor) it's more like because she doesn't have anyone making her act irrationally like vox and val do with alastor and angel dust, she's like the one holding them on a leash while they lose their shits over the hotel LMAO. and idk I feel like qualities you shared here are ones shared by all of the vees, like having an overlord backing her up? makes me think back to this one anon I got. val had vox, vox had alastor, she's not really much different from them in that regard. carmilla calls ALL of the vees "inane and uninformed, smug wannabes who don't heed when [they've] been warned"

also iirc vivzie herself or one of the cast in the q&a did literally state velvette to be the brains, we do see her able to correctly deduce carmilla as the one who killed the angel based on her expressions too, so she IS smart (and she at least won the diss track in the meeting unlike SOMEONE ELSE)

I wouldn't say she's necessarily SOOOO much smarter than the other vees, I'd just say she's the one able to keep stable in terms of the hotel because of her lack of obsession present there. and generally we haven't seen her have a girlfailure moment (yet) compared to vox (stayed gone vs debut) and val (tantrum in episode 2 vs episode 4) who have ranges, say what you will about how immature she was in the overlord meeting, she still took the W in respectless with her correct deduction

#ask #osrs.txt #I do think velvette should be allowed girlfailure moments though #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #the vees

[onesidedradiostatic]

I don't think I can look at that turtleneck the same way again every time an artist draws it cause why did I see an uncoloured past vox and immediately lock in on the stupid fucking turtleneck

#osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #worst part is I literally have unfinished art with the fucking turtleneck I can't escape it

[onesidedradiostatic]

Okay but now I’m thinking about the age gaps. Like sure, in our current day Alastor and Vox are both old. But at one point Vox was freshly dead and new in hell and Alastor was older by like 20 years. Imagine a 30 year old having a hardcore crush on a 50 year old, then tie that in with Vox being in what’s basically a brand new world and finding one of the most powerful sinners in the pride ring, who’s also closer in age than all the other sinners he’s surrounded with. If Vox actually managed to make friends with Alastor, that likely did something to him mentally; he then had someone to help him make sense of how things worked while being closer in age to himself than anyone else. No wonder he caught feelings.

LMAOOO yeah I've thought about it, I think it's incredibly funny that vox is constantly mocking alastor for being a 1930s old timey prick as if he didn't literally live through the 1930s himself like those were his teen years/20s. I actually don't think a 30 year old having a crush on a 50 year old is too jarring honestly (although hell halting your aging makes age shit really weird) but it is really funny how ironically close vox's era is to alastor's compared to other known sinners considering their whole old vs new thing

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor

[onesidedradiostatic]

I'm sorry you KNOW Katie also racist in addition to the homophobia like the ultimate Karen. She'd totally argue some nonsensical "It's Hell we speak ENGLISH here" to Val and I know his wonderfully petty ass would from then on exclusively speak Spanish around her and with Vox (he's gotta have every translator installed in his head, best way to reach every market and sell to them) just to piss her off. You just know she wants to call the police on him so bad and he stays unbothered by her white nonsense. I'm here for Val-Katie beef lmaoooo we can finally root for Valentino.

(follow-up to this banger)

HELP LMAOOOO he would do this, fanon val and katie beef is real. I find it funny how he enlists the help of another white person for this

#ask #osrs.txt #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #katie killjoy #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #tw racism #the fanon val killjoy beef

[onesidedradiostatic]

why the fuck would vox wear a sweater. a knitted sweater. vox. like a grandma or something. it’s stripes ffs if it was knitted the stripes would be much wider apart and the texture would be softer

(you’re right about the red part though its definitely red)

WDYM IT WOULD BE WIDER IT'S NOT EVEN THAT CLOSE TOGETHER YOU STRIPES TRUTHERS ARE ON SOME WILD SHIT. KNITTING PATTERN MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE ON A TURTLENECK THAN UGLY ASS BLACK VERTICAL STRIPES????????????????

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #this is very serious

[onesidedradiostatic]

with every yellow truther I get, I gain more motivation to make more yellow vals

#osrs.txt #you can dislike the red all you want but just don't deny the truth #and don't act surprised if vox walks up with his stupid red turtleneck in his backstory #🥱🥱🥱 #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

[onesidedradiostatic]

Then u agree it's hot pink :)) with yellow stripes

(referenced post) (diane's ASS sweater take)

I DON'T accept the stripes, stripes truthers are the worst most incorrect side of this debate. your hot pink take well, if this is how you see val sure

(which doesn't look bad actually)

but you can't tell me it doesn't clash with the red on vox (unless you're suggesting his eyes and antenna balls are hot pink too)

it's not terrible but it's still wrong

(ID for the images in the ask:

[ID: Tags that state: "#counterpoint #val's wings are also orange for some reason #he was going through a phase" /End ID]

[ID: Text that states "I accept this actually I just don't accept people who deny them being a similar colour" /End ID])

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

[onesidedradiostatic]

Valentino's wings are actually yellow, and he dyes them red. Relatedly, his neck fluff doesn't naturally have hearts on it. Those are also hair dye

this is true this is the only way I accept yellow takes

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

[onesidedradiostatic]

so someone uploaded a video on twitter where she asked Viv about Alastor's and Vox's relationship. Viv answered that it's complicated and sad, and damn, I'm not sure if I'm ready for the angst in season 2

I actually like didn't see the clip itself or exactly what she said just heard that we're getting backstory jskdldflg but either way I'm excited it's going to be juicy (one-sided radiostatic will be canon #TRUST)

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #again would like a personal explanation for the bi flag crash screen if it's not #recent killjoy posts making me bring back the “he has that bi crash cause he needs to remind katie not to be homophobic towards him” joke