#me? Ex

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

#This metaphor might have gotten away from me #Whatever #the master #toschei #doctor who #tardis #the doctor #Companion: wow it can actually fully reverse and go backwards! #The master: *seething bc EVERY CAR CAN DO THAT* #I would be so mad if the only thing left of my culture was my ex and his terrible car #That he doesn’t even have a license to drive #Tensimm #J watches drwho #I really wanna draw this but I don’t have any artistic ability due to there being no apples in my brain #Plus your ex kinda wants to fuck the car #P-14a #10k

[dukeofankh]

I cannot express how jarring it was after being raised by a "Porn Addiction Coach" to get into a relationship with a woman and come face to face with the fact that she did actually want me to sexually desire her.

Like, in Evangelical Purity Culture, male desire was basically poison. It was a threat. It was this constant temptation that would destroy everything. And even after leaving, in the sort of queer, feminist spaces i spend most of my time in that wasn't something that pretty much anyone was spending time actively dissuading me from feeling.

But my desire is good. It's not something that I'm being accepted in spite of. It's a positive thing. It's a bonus. Not even just vanilla stuff, all the stuff I'd convinced myself were these weird terrible desires that were shameful to have.

It honestly took me over a decade to fully accept that. To stop dissociating during sex and confront that I was, in fact, being a massive perv and that was fantastic and preferable and that I could accept that into my self-image without shame or self hatred.

But it's important to do. It's important to leave relationships that don't welcome that part of you. To know that your sexuality is valuable and valid and worth owning and celebrating. Because the alternative is just...not being. Either existing as yourself and repressing the part of your identity that is sexual or allowing that sexuality to exist but turning off your self while it does.

#religious trauma #ex christian #deconversion #evangelical purity culture #purity culture #me writing stuff

[batzsgr]

Ever since I moved in with my boyfriend, I've felt a bit different. Can't quite put my finger on it, though. Hold up, he's baking me something right now. Be right back.

#fat gut #fat man #gained weight #gay gainer #ex twink #gay fatty #get me fatter #ex jock #bhm weight gain #beer gut

[reverack]

Doctor’s scale made it official… Guess I overshot my latest weight goal 😅 (150 vs. 305)

#fat gainer #get me fatter #ex twink #gay gainer #male gainer #overfed #weight gain #fat tummy #male bhm #bi gainer

[anna-scribbles]

take my hand. listen. adrinette exes. and marichat. (part 1)

#keep holding my hand. part 2 soon #guys the drama potential……listen to me #ml #my art #miraculous #marichat #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #miraculous marinette #this is not fresh out the slammer marichat YET but stay with my guys. see my visions #adrinette exes

[stuckinapril]

#me opening my notes app this morning bc i had written down things i wanna review today before my study session #and instead opening a whole fucking exercise about my ex from last year 💀 #it’s literally a whole novel i’m so embarrassed #i

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

#i'm sorry but also i couldn't not frfr #also this is NOT a reflection upon any of the real people in this show #i am most like emy lee and i am ashamed of it #literally i would be 15 minutes late to school every day then do my makeup #but the quote real? unquote emy lee was cooler than me #fhjy #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy shitpost #intrepid heroes #d20 #fh #also murph's alter emo looks so much like one of my shit exes #sorry murph you don’t deserve how savage yours is #tbh the references are soooo early 2010s but i am proud of some of them #and if no one gets any of them all of the skin will wither from my bones #tag urself

[lotus-pear]

doing skk meme redraws instead of sat prep >:)

#someone pls get them out of my fucking head my brain isn’t allowing me to draw anyone else #pls put me out of my misery i don’t know how much longer i can be obsessed w these pathetic losers #running back to my toxic ex every week except the toxic ex is my skk obsession #also i drew the hat this time i’m so proud of myself 🤩 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[sunclown]

Best thing of part 4 💎💲

#jjba #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #okuyasu nijimura #josuke higashikata #josuyasu #they got me #ex pegoryu falls again for friends to lovers who pretend to be delinquents but are sweethears #my art

[hoshizoralone]

samus the protector of space pride

the girlfriend in question:

#if you dont recognize the pink woman (gandrayda) in these images PLAY METROID PRIME 3. theyre like exes (trust me) #you cant be a woman and call samus “sammy” and hate her and not expect me to think youre bitter exes #anyways so i think they broke up because samus kept stealing her kills #samus aran #metroid #loneart #gandrayda #metroid prime 3

[skyx-the-witch]

Vivziepop male character: *is supposed to be hot and attractive. Canonically everyone wants to fuck him, he is flirty, confident and makes everyone fall in love with him as soon as he appear. Hes got the best voice actor to make the most masculine and attractive voice to match his supposed sexiness. Everyone in the fandom talks about how he makes them wet their panties*

The fucking character design:

#hazbin hotel critical #vivziepop critical #Helluva Boss critical #Vivziepop criticism #This type of characters makes me umcomfortable #I hated Moxxie's ex in that one episode #they tried so hard to make us simp for him being “smexy” when he is just ugly af #Hazbin Hotel will have lots of these #Never simped for Lucifer and Alastor and never understood why everyone in the fandom did #Helluva Boss criticism #Hazbin Hotel criticism

[catmadeofsalad]

Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me leviathan #lucifer x mc #mammon x mc #levi x mc #satan x mc #asmodeus x mc #beelzebub x mc #belphegor x mc #this is self indulgent #my ex is a bitch #ruined my day #om! asmodeus #om! lucifer #om! satan #om! mammon #om! leviathan #om! levi #om! beelzebub #om! belphie

[batzsgr]

Think someone swapped my protein shake... It seemed more filling lately...

#fat man #gained weight #fat gut #ex twink #gay fatty #ex jock #get me fatter #gay gainer #bhm weight gain #beer gut

[reverack]

starting to look huge even when empty

#fat gainer #get me fatter #ex twink #gay gainer #male gainer #overfed #weight gain #fat tummy #male bhm #bi gainer

[bucksboobs]

I hope Tommy never leaves I hope he’s Eddie’s Best Man at the Buddie Wedding I hope he gives a toast mentioning that he’s the reason this finally happened I hope he and Chimney and Eddie still hang out I hope he takes Buck to things that Eddie isn’t that interested in the same way he takes Eddie to fights, I hope we find out what his dynamic is with Hen and Bobby and Ravi, I hope he gets a place in that little 118 family he was so jealous of

#Tommy Kinard #whoops I think I love him actually #it’s also VERY gay coded to be friends with your ex so Buck and Tommy being friends works #also I think maybe Buddie occasionally invites him into the bedroom after Chris leaves for college but that’s just me