#megumi: cry about it

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

yuuji manages to find the guts to hold megumi’s hand once and not more than 5 seconds later he gets the shovel talk from 90% of the people in megumi’s life. they truly mean their words that if yuuji ever makes megumi feel bad even by mistake, the higher ups r going to be the least of his problems. the same goes for sukuna.

the other 10% of people r frantically trying to book an immediate flight back to japan after his toes started tingling that something was up with His Boy.

just as yuuji thinks he managed the worst, he feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up and narrowly dodges assassination attempt courtesy of the zenin

The thing is that Megumi is actually such a low maintenance, chill boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever. He always replies to texts quickly. He’s on time to dates. He’s never jealous. They rarely fight, and when they do, it’s always because it’s legitimately important, and they always end up working it out. He lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!). The tips of his ears turn fire engine red whenever Yuuji does anything that shows off how Strong and Fast he is, which can be fun for Yuuji. It’s not a competition but also yes it is and Yuuji won it. He locked down The Best Boyfriend Ever. And it only took him 83 days of hardcore crushing, a 27 step plan, and nearly throwing himself off a cliff because he said “hooray” when Megumi told Yuuji he liked him.

He’s Done It. He Secured The Bag. Megumi Is His Boyfriend And The World Is A Perfect Place.

But everyone else seems to have some very strong opinions about that fact. Much stronger opinions than Megumi himself, who lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!).

There's a very confusing conversation with Inumaki and Panda about his intentions. Yuuji, very honestly, said that he didn't think he'd get far enough to have any real intentions past what he's already managed, which did not help. Maki had a similar conversation but it involved a sword. God's Perfect Man Who Already Gets Everything He Wants In Life And Certainly Doesn't Need to Butt Into This Too may be returning early from Africa. Yuuji would much rather that Africa keep him, please and thank you. There's a sniper that has him in his sights.

It's worth it.

#sea glass gardens #sort of #the continuing adventures of itadori yuuji being tormented by God's Perfect Man Okkotsu Yuuta #and trying to make Megumi His Boy instead of Yuutas #in all seriousness yuuta would be delighted if megumi got a boyfriend #and he would only LIGHTLY threaten him with a sword #jk #the itafushi that lives in my head is a sickeningly sweet cutesy first relationship #like they both just really are having that First Ever Boyfriend experience #they're both ridiculously into the other #megumi sees Yuuji do something stupidly athletic and is flustered for the rest of the afternoon #yuuji thinks megumi is the prettiest person he's ever met especially when he smiles and will do anything to get one out of him #nobara thinks they both should be taken out back and shot for making her watch this shit #kugisaki nobara world's most homophobic lesbian #lgbtq things are happening to people who do NOT deserve it #gay people are fine these specific gay people disgust her. god they're both useless like this #megumi: you're just jealous i got a boyfriend who could pick me up before you got a girlfriend you could pick you up #nobara pulling out her hammer: i'll kill you here and now #megumi: cry about it #nobara and megumi have this horrible recognition of self through the other because megumi's secretly ridiculously flustered by how Strong #and Fast Yuuji is and nobara is less secretly more openly finding maki insanely hot for how Strong and Fast she is #The Attracted to Pretty Person So Strong So Fast Alliance is facing unprecedented division when megumi starts dating yuuji first #meanwhile in the background everything is on fire and there's an assassin in the distance

[mitskiluvr]

sorry i’m a megumi apologist because i, too, would lay on the floor crying and throwing up if i was just forced to watch my own hands tear apart my sister and the man who raised me

#me when jjk wasn’t just a silly shonen and it was actually psychological torture #i said megumi apologist as if he’s a war criminal #he’s not he’s just a boy i fear #the jokes about him throwing after everyone just died to save him are funny though IM SORRY TJEYRE FUNNY #sorry this whole arc has been insane everytime they showed megumi laying on the floor crying i had to close my phone #IM NOT WATCHING THIS LOOK #like oh you’ve become what you’ve hated but like…very literally and also against your will #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #everything about jjk is infused with itafushi essential oils #that is. insane. Excuse me #megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk 251

[just-jordie-things]

just megumi being the prettiest boy that’s it that’s the post

#he’s just so beautiful i cry myself to sleep about it every night #drop ur skincare routine for the love of god #megumi brainrot #wouldn’t he look so much prettier covered in hickies tho #someone take my phone

[sshirakumo]

itakugifushi

(jjk 2.20)

#screaming crying throwing up about to kms 😩😭 #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjkedit #jjkdaily #hyeahjujutsu #itadori yuuji #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #itakugifushi #animanga #anime gifs #h.gif #userartless #userdabiluna #tuserelena #userokkottsus #usersophies #useradrienne

[danzohater]

literally nobody look at me i'm having such maternal feelings towards megumi like let me hold him

#i'm literally nearly crying thinking about him and yuji #HE'S JUST A BABY #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #culling game arc #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #itafushi

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[hieronymph]

Itafushi fans I want to scream about jjk 251!!!

We finally see Megumi and our baby is so broken "I don't care anymore"

Bitch we care about you!!! GET UP!! You have to check on Nobara!!

Who wants me to cry in their DMs with them about this 👉👈

#itafushi #fushiita #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #jjk 251 #jjk 251 spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #who wants me to cry in their DMs with them about this

[ellionwrites]

MAPPA did such a good job of animating Megumi in this emotional moment and really making him look like a fifteen year old kid (so young! too young!)

(Hits so hard compared to how he looks in the other parts of this scene)

#I'm gonna go cry about Megumi again #Unrepentant Megumi stan for life #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen megumi #my jjk thoughts

[definitelysome1]

JJK manga spoilers ahead !!!

I am actually SO happy that gojo didn’t win over Sukuna

I cannot imagine Gojo living his life knowing he killed both Geto AND Megumi- the two people he cared the most about

#jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #gojo and megumi #I cry every time I think about this #and I think about this all the time #Gojo got killed by his own goddamn kid #i’m sobbing

[aflockofravens]

@ellionwrites

I just had the MOST diabolical thought for an Itafushi AU that immediately made me cry thinking about it.

Despite everything I need to do today AND all the other unfinished fics I have, I wanna drop it all to write this.

If this post gets even 1 note I'm doing it

#ellion I'm counting on you to enable me here #i won't write it for myself #but if even a single person expresses interest I can do it #i know how to trick my brain into doing things #i don't so much hold myself accountable as I pretend others are holding me accountable for imaginary things #healthy? no. effective? yes. #it's why Summer of Blue both is and is not being working on sporadically #anyways think about it: Orpheus and Eurydice Itafushi AU #Yuuji has to retrieve Megumi's soul #cry with me about it #itafushi #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro

[tim-shii]

me silently waiting for the gut wretching stomach hurling hair grabbing sad, comfort, angst fics in the jjk tag now that gojo has gojoed

#i am ready for my heart to break i can take on anything #my tissues and my blanket are in my hands rn i am ready #and i am determined to cry #bcuz now that he has gojoed i have no idea how the rest of the manga will go and #i am deeply terrified and horrified thinking about what might happen to my babygirl megumi #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #timmy talks !

[getousatoruu]

Megumi saying Gojo is the type of person who "listens music on YouTube" will never not make me cackle...He is just a old man....

From here

#that means gojo would have Youtube premium too #idk whether to laugh or cry about it #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk

[mitskiluvr]

after these leaks i just genuinely think megumi has depression like not even in a “wow haha he always pulls out mahoraga!” way but in an Oh my god his WHOLE LIFE has been in shambles since he was like 8 and i think he is like forever messed up

#this might be a severe misunderstanding of his character but also #we do not have nearly enough detail about his backstory and that worries me #we don’t have enough detail about him PERIOD #or at least from how i understand jjk #like maybe he pulls out mahoraga all the time because he’s willing to sacrifice himself all the time in like the craziest way possible #what do you mean i have to see a panel of him kneeling and crying and saying ‘that’s enough i don’t care anymore’ #LET ME OUT AAAA TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE #i just think that having a really messed up family dynamic and being raised by a teenager for most of your life would really fuck you up #but also like yeah i think that having to watch u kill ur own sister in your body is pretty bad #i just think he’s sad he makes me sad every time i see him #jjk 251 #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi

[nanaminluvr]

this is so devastating.. suguru would've loved megumi😔

#i want cry just thinking about it #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk season 2 #gojo satoru #jujutsu geto #jujutsu satoru #jujutsu kaisen yuuji #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi #jjk yuuji #geto suguru

[rninies]

MY SWEET BOY HES SMILING IN HIS NEW LOOK UP FIGURINE IM CRYING

#ky rants #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #look at him #HIS LITTLE SMILE #IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY #HES SO CUTE #MY BABY

[milaghoul]

they are so evil for this

#how dare #:( #my heart really sank #I don’t even want to talk about all the symbolism #I just want to cry #jjk #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #satoru gojo #itadori yuji #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #suguru geto #shoko ieri #nanami kento