#mint isn’t

[burstfoot]

Ifrit’s operator record is very sweet, and I love it building on her relationship with Eyja and Silence, but there’s one thing that’s always been very funny to me about it:

It centres around Ifrit working as the team captain while Silence is away, and she’s leading a squad with what is clearly supposed to be the Rhodes Island Teens with Eyja and Beeswax but also. Mint is there? Mint is not a teenager. She graduated from the same college Skyfire is from. She’s an accredited geologist. She’s the oldest person there.

I think the writer just forgot how old Mint is supposed to be because she looks really young but it really comes off like this:

#arknights #mint #ifrit #eyjafjalla #doodles #I was gonna put beeswax there but I ran out of room. sorry beeswax heads #edit: just because multiple ppl have mentioned it #I know eyja also has a degree but she’s a child progidy #mint isn’t #she’s just short

[hawnks]

Gojo lowkey seems like the type to return to the same shop time and again because one of the employees took a little extra time out of their day to make small talk with him, so much to the point that if he stops in on a day they aren’t working he gets visibly upset.

HE GETS SO ATTACHED SO QUICKLY!!! He goes out of his way to make sure he’s in that part of town a lot. He always tips 400% when he orders. He knows your hours (he’d never say that to you though at risk of being a creep). He sees a keychain on your bag and goes home and watches the entire series so he can mention it to you next time.

#HE GETS UPSET!!! #RUINS HIS DAY. he has to come back tomorrow just to make up for it #why am I getting so emotional over Gojo being excited about being friends with people 😭 #gojo posting #mint talks #also I know tipping isn’t really a thing in Japan but he does it anyway becuase he loves attention

[i-love-ropes]

I FOUND THIS STRANGE OLD MAN ON MY LAWN

Note:

(Unknown if this is cannon in the Rope MF timeline)

HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS LOST AND NEEDED HELP FINDING HIS WAY BACK 

SO I AGREE TO HELP HIM

AND WHILE WE WERE WALKING HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HE IS A WAR MAN, A LEADER AND FOUNDER OF SOMETHING

I DON’T REMEMBER!

AND WITH WAR BEING ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL

I TOLD HIM THAT ROPES ARE GREAT TOOLS IN SURVIVAL SITUATION

BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!!

DID YOU KNOW ROPES CAN BE USED AS A MAKESHIFT SLING FOR YOUR ARM?

IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BUILD SHELTERS

IN MANY WAYS!!!

IF YOU HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN TIE IT BETWEEN TWO TREES AND PUT THE TARP ON TOP OF IT. AFTER THAT, YOU SPREAD THE ENDS OF THE TARP TO MAKE A TENT SHAPE AND NAIL OR HAVE SOMETHING HEAVY TO KEEP THE CORNERS DOWN

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN GATHER A BUNCH OF TWIGS AND USE TWO TWIGS TO MAKE A TRIANGLE SHAPE FROM THE GROUND TO TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND DO THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE, MAKE SURE THE TOP OF THE TRIANGLE CROSSES EACH OTHER A BIT. AFTER THAT PLACE A TWIG ON TOP OF BOTH TRIANGLE AND TIE A ROPE WHERE THE TWIGS TOUCH. AFTER THAT USE THE REST OF THE TWIGS TO FILL THE EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN EACH END OF THE SHAPE. USE LEAVES, OR ANY MATERIALS (I PREFER ROPES) TO COVER THE TOP AND TO COVER ANY HOLES THAT SHOWS THEMSELVES.

IT COULD BE USED TO SUSPEND YOUR FOOD IN THE AIR, SO IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR WILDLIFE TO STEAL YOUR FOOD.

YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS BY-

(The rest was cut off. Simplified: you can also use ropes to fish, make snow shoes, build floating vessels, start fires, and make snares.)

WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT ROPES, HE INTERRUPTED ME!

WHICH IS VERY RUDE BY THE WAY!

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING ABOUT ROPES!!!

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN STARTED RUNNING

HE’S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE

I’M TYPING THIS WHILE HE’S GOING

IF I’M BEING HONEST HERE,

HE’S VERY LOUD.

(Link to the sequel at the Kirby OC tournament)

@quanblovk

#Kirby OC #Kirby OCs #Rope MF #Sir Uther #waddle dee OC #Kirby fanart #the purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT HIS SON BUT I WASN’T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION #DID YOU KNOW THAT CLIMBING ROPES WERE DESIGN TO STRETCH TO A CERTAIN EXTENT? #THIS IS TO REDUCE MAJOR INJURIES AND ABSORB THE IMPACT OF THE FALL #ISN’T THAT COOL!!! #THEY REALLY THINK OF EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING ROPES!!! #BECAUSE IF WE FALL WE DON’T TAKE MUCH DAMAGE #BUT IF IT WAS KING DEDEDE OR A CAPPY USING A CLIMBING ROPE THAT FEATURE WILL BE VERY USEFUL #HE’S STILL IN THE BATHROOM. #I’M GOING TO TELL HIM HE’S LOUD WHEN HE COMES BACK #IF HE DOES!

[adanseydivorce]

some parallels in Blue & Adam’s narration about Gansey

#s speaks #there’s more from BLLB I want to include but I reread via audiobook and couldn’t find pdf :( #trc #the Raven cycle #blue sargent #adam parrish #richard gansey #bluesey #adansey #the main comparison was about the combination of internalized classism and attraction and how they interplay #and then the mint one isn’t about that I just wanted to include it it’s neat #trc parallels #bluedansey #Blue x Gansey x Adam #bluesadansey

[kshkshks]

WHATEVER. *gets rid of your issues*

magnolia makes home decorations to pass time on a summer evening.

tags: fluff, sfw, romance, magnolia x dove, everything’s good! au, they’re all british suddenly (not sure how that happened).

830~ words.

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peachy yellow sun rays were filling the terrace, licking the rails, falling on the table, the floor, creating a patchwork of light and dark. magnolia was sitting in her armchair, padded by pillows on all sides. she frowned as she pulled a string through the stitches. it’s supposed to be a toy horse. a simple pattern, two identical cutouts sewn together, filled with some scrap fabric and dried herbs. those sat on the table next to her, prepared beforehand. she already meticulously pinned the tiny pieces of cloth together, and now was attaching them to each other, conducting even more care.

with a muffled noise the door to the porch opened. someone softly walked up to magnolia and tried to peek at the work in her hands from behind. they were unsuccessful, as the chair’s back was taller than them by a good four inches.

— mum, what’s the thing you’re making?

magnolia glanced at her son, who was now standing next to her with a curious expression on his face.

— a toy. it’s a pony.

mint nodded frantically. — and what’s that in the punnet? smells nice.

— filling.

— ...like for a dumpling?

magnolia couldn’t think of an answer.

— can i play with it when it’s done? oh, can i give it a name? maybe it should be dumpling. herb dumpling… that’s a teabag!

magnolia raised one brow slightly and stared in the forest outside of their small house. some bird leaped from one tree to another and chirped a brief tune. the dark green, teal foliage was softly swaying in the breeze.

— you can. but afterwards i would like to hang it near a window, so it smells nice in the room, alright?

— sure thing! mum, i’ll go grab a chair for myself, i’m going to sit with you while you work! — mint rushed away, inside the house, the little sprout on the top of his head bouncing in a funny manner as he did so.

she sighed quietly and looked at the trees again. now that she got distracted, she remembered wanting to drink something. a good cup of tea would be nice right about now.

in her opinion, summer evenings are best spent quietly tending to your interests, bonus points if the people who’re dear to you are near. then stargazing when it gets late enough; a clear sky far away from the city lights really is the greatest.

suddenly, she felt a light touch on her shoulder.

— magnolia... i brought you some tea with biscuits.

magnolia turned her head to the side and saw dove holding a small tray with a kettle, three cups, and a saucer with bourbons.

she put the tray on the table and leaned down to kiss her wife. immediately, magnolia felt something warm flood her stomach, and legs, and arms, something fuzzy fill her head and make her shut her eyes.

…

— mint, you really should put something warmer on, it’s getting chilly. — dove already straightened up and was reprimanding mint, who just entered with a stool in his hands.

— but mom! i’m not a tiny boy anymore, i won’t get sick so easily!

— right. yes, you will. you can take the blanket from the couch and have it over yourself while you’re outside, that would be fine enough.

mint didn’t make a sound, but magnolia just imagined how he’s pouting, as if deeply offended by someone caring for him.

— thanks. — she took one of the cups, waited for dove to pour the golden tea in it, and took a sip.

— it’s very nice.

dove smiled softly, a twinkle lit up in her blueish grey eyes.

she leaned on the table, half sitting on it, and turned her head to the setting sun, barely visible behind the thick greenery.

mint came back to the terrace, now wrapped in a light purple knitted blanket. being careful not to trip on it, he walked up to his mums and attempted pouring himself some tea. dove immediately sprang up, ready to help, but magnolia was able to hold her hand back.

mint battled the heavy blanket for a minute but, soon enough, there were two more cups filled with the hot, steaming drink.

— thank you. — dove smiled again, and magnolia unintentionally got lost looking at her.

— so, how’s the horse coming along?

magnolia was pulled back to the real time.

— i’m almost done, just need to add the insides… and attach a string. for hanging.

dove picked up one of the teacups and a biscuit.

— we’ll stay with you while you’re on it.

magnolia involuntarily grinned, more with one side of her face than the other.

…

— also, hey, magnolia?

— hm?

— i love you.

— love you too mummy! — mint turned from fidgeting with the blanket and blinked at magnolia.

now the entirety of her face was suffused with ruddines.

— love you too,

#symbiosis spicaze #symbiosis fanfic #symbiosis spicaze fanfic #sfw fanfic #symbiosis fluff #magnolia x dove #magnolia & dove #magnolia faragher #dove symbiosis #mint faragher #i’m european i hope this isn’t too jarring to british people. #never wrote a fanfic before. #dedicated to my girlfriend monards.

[seeyoumondaydevi]

Jail time for Paxton’s thumb

Gifs by : cachekasu & emmanelson

#hyperfixation isn’t there but I miss them #never have i ever #daxton #paxton hall yoshida #nhie #devi vishwakumar #devi x paxton #never have i ever netflix #team paxton #nhie netflix #maxi pax #devi and paxton #paxton and devi #nhie s3 #paxton x devi #nhie season 2 #nhie season 3 #marinara and mint

[octoooo]

Lil Giyuu slug <3

I plan to post just about each character in sets of 4, but after drawing giyuu I’m getting antsy and wanna show him off.

So have a chibi slug giyuu (slugyuu?)

#kny #demon slayer #tomioka giyuu #octo’s art #yall coloring giyuu took a lot outta me #I think it’s the gradients #was watching mha while I did which took longer bc the second half of S6 isn’t dubbed #so I had to look up every 3 seconds </3 #great for neck pain not so great for drawing tho #BUT HES SO PRETTY <3 #I love him #had dippindots ice cream (mint flavor) for the first time today #it’s Amazing <3 #seeing slugyuu & having dippindots is like…the best in the world #more slugs to come at a later date <3 #SS Anne (Sea Slug au)

[minty-mumbles]

#I’m using my art app to express my emotions in a healthy way #not feeling great today gang #under. … pressure #feeling this way isn’t normal I think #I wish I didn’t #mint's rambles #ig

[heraldofcrow]

I love that Maria has mint green eyes.

Not “light green.”

Not “green-grey.”

Not “the moonlit glisten of pallid jade.”

….no, no…

MINT GREEN.

#wait that font color isn’t mint green #dammit #anyway yeah i’m being weird sorry #of course i have already described her eyes as light green and green grey and pale jade #because mint green seems a tad modern lol #anyway still a cool detail though #lady maria #bloodborne

[theworstcreature]

Oh to actually be able to dig through my local recycling plants electronics bin

#I snagged a laptop before the guy yelled at me 😭 #there was so much good shit in there #SOMEBODY TOSSED A MASIVE GOREGOUS MINT CONDITION SEMI RECENT LAPTOP #Also there was a goofy tiny little Emachine laptop I wanted #but alas #their reason was that people could leave data on it but like #isn’t it common sense to wipe a computer before throwing it away?

[kittykittybangmeow]

Ummm 👀

Oof.. when they both find out it’s THE SAME GUY.. Just oof..

#609 bedtime story #thai bl #mumdew #ohmfluke #IT’S THE SAME GUY #Sorry Mint but your man is taken #Mum is gonna feel weird when he finds out #Dew has a favorite and it isn’t Mint

[hawnks]

what do i have to give u to write a sadistic prompt based on gojo's "you crying?" line. i have many things

I would NEVER write sadistic gojo; I cannot let him WIN

This man is the ENEMY

#unless someone donates long cat plush 39’’ to my cause #then I might consider #honestly that line makes me insane but also I hate gojo so much Jjajsjsjdjdd #and also I love him #it’s complicated #I don’t think he was sadistic in my soulmate au but he also wasn’t like…. pleasant? if that makes sense jsjsd #he cares a lot about people but he isn’t Nice #and also he’s a sadist #😶‍🌫️ #mint talks

[adhd-diego-brando]

Am I the only person on planet earth who’s sad that paco’s ice cream is vanilla?

#I wanted mint or strawberry:( #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba #toby’s jojo thoughts #paco lovelantes #the jojolands #in case it’s not clear I’m talking about the pin on his… ‘shirt’ isn’t the right word #uh #the garment on his upper body

[higgsboshark]

Today I went for a walk and found SURPRISE CHICKENS

Also this, which made me cackle

(touches ground) Something terrible happened here

#the terrible thing is MINT #someone planted mint in the ground #sorry neighbor that black cloth isn’t going to do shit #the mint owns your house now #chiggin photos for Hobbes <3

[eeunwoo]

the person selling the astro album for £60 is selling it without photocards I actually howled w laughter

#im not even responding to the message that’s crazy #like batshit insane if u expect that amount for a signed album that isn’t sealed in mint condition #bc £60 is triple the price she paid originally 😭 #mrow.org

[petrichorium]

Reboots/adaptations that just unapologetically do their own thing instead of being bogged down by imitating what came before will always be better than the alternative imo

#pattering on the roof #not necessarily better than the original mind u #but they run a better chance of it #idk I have no skin in the game with the trigun thing I didn’t even. know abt the old anime before everyone went ham with this new one #but I continually see people bitching about the new designs/animation when like…… #the old one still exists #u can still go watch it if u hate eboy blonde guy and cg animation #but don’t pretend it inherently looks worse bc the animation is actually very pretty #and again a reboot wanting to be its own thing isn’t bad???? #maybe it’s bc I talked abt this with mint but it made me think about shadow and bone #which is an adaptation of the Grisha trilogy and six of crows #but by nature of meshing those two series together doesn’t hold itself to massive standards wrt adapting them perfectly #and as a result comes out wayyyy better than most ya book adaptations lmfaoooo #idk! let things be their own thing! don’t sit there frowning when a reboot wants to be the cool Gen x little sibling to the original #I much prefer that to a hollow imitation