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puppymiqwerty · 3 months
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My Discord puppy could totally beat your Discord puppy in a fight
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dogmiqwerty · 5 months
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Anyone else get new name trembles? Like when you hear someone use your preferred name for the first time (hell, sometimes still happens like the tenth time) and it makes you shudder a little cuz you realize they're talking to you and they care about you and you wanna tackle hug them?
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puppymiqwerty · 5 months
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Apologies, I didn't realize you had a fat ass. I have since rethought all my views and opinions
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puppymiqwerty · 4 months
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Devastating News: the baddest bitch alive lives in buttfuck nowhere. But like... a different buttfuck nowhere from where you are.
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puppymiqwerty · 4 months
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Listened to an audio that included a trans girl saying "golly gee whiz" as she came and I've never had a more carnal desire for a complete stranger
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puppymiqwerty · 7 months
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After you you fuck that punpkin you should do one of those ask games where you post girlcock for 5k notes or whatever
Eh sure, why not?
250 notes for birthmark
500 for bulge
750 for titties
1000 for girlcock
Not a coward tho so I'll still tag @xenasaur
(I'm expecting to reach one of these at most)
(UPDATE: Y'ALL HIT ALL OF THEM?!?!!?!)
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puppymiqwerty · 3 months
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Other people's cocks are the best stim toys and no one's as excited about it as me
Especially if they're kinda small :3
Especially especially when they're all floppy
You can just rub em' on your face and be in heaven for like, hours
They may even leak a little on you, Goddess's perfect creation
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puppymiqwerty · 4 months
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The other day my roomie casually dropped the phrase "turned around to see puppytits directly in my face" in reference to me walking around without a shirt. She wasn't even saying it to try and get a rise outta me, she barely even acknowledged it
and it's given me so much euphoria I'm still thinking about it 😵‍💫
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puppymiqwerty · 5 months
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Peach and Daisy should not be forced to tuck during the Mario sporting events, especially not for contact sports. Give my girls some jockstraps already and then maybe ask Daisy if I can have hers when she's done with it
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puppymiqwerty · 6 months
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The ideas that
A. Virginity is a harmful and laughably antiquated social fiction that creates a lot of weird unhealthy ideas about sex in the public subconscious
and
B. It would be extremely hot to deflower and knock up a virgin
are not mutually exclusive and are, in fact, both true.
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puppymiqwerty · 6 months
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Does it hort if you get lemon juice in your cooter? I imagine the acidity's probably not good for it regardless but like, does it sting?
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puppymiqwerty · 6 months
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If I talk loudly about how touch starved I am to all my irl friends eventually one of them will cuddle me out of pity, right?
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puppymiqwerty · 9 months
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Air travel should be free if it's to visit all pretty trans women in my phone 😠
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puppymiqwerty · 3 months
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*paws at you* can I suck you off in a nightclub bathroom?
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puppymiqwerty · 2 months
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I've gotten many a death threat in my day and I have never used it as a reason to target a harassment campaign against a trans woman for simply existing.
Feels like pissbaby Matt should take notes or something
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puppymiqwerty · 7 months
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Fuck it...
500 before Halloween and I fuck the pumpkin
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