#mod terezi

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Aradia: man, the flesh sucks. i'm g0nna aband0n it f0r the machine.

Aradia: hey was any0ne g0nna tell me that the machine is als0 subject t0 change? the nature 0f my decay is just different n0w. shit sucks. i'm g0nna aband0n the machine f0r the divine.

Aradia: bad news about the divine

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #aradia megido #mod terezi #so is she gonna go back to the flesh now or?

[dailyvrisrezi]

#daily #homestuck #terezi #vriska #dailyvrisrezi #mod terezi

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Kankri: 6isexuality is actually r99ted in racism transph96ia, I d9nt mean t9 6e pushy 6ut may6e ch99se an9ther la6le?

Dave: guess ill have to back to being a regular old faggot then B/

Dave: so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasnt a very good idea

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kankri vantas #dave strider #mod terezi #say it two more times like in beetlejuice to see what happens

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Baby Dave: the way i be drinking this damn apple juice… ooh chile 😂

Dirk: You can’t be talking like that White Baby

#submission #source: @len0killer on twitter #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #dirk strider #mod terezi #don't act like you wouldn't also say that dirk

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John: Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when that happens

John: NEVERMIND MY NANNA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #nanna egbert #mod terezi #hmmm #sounds like a skill issue

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Jade: keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. that’s cool and all but this one’s for the she/hes. if you’re a she/he i love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Sollux: iis thiis a po2iitiiviity post or a 2ecret cry for help? op, how bad iis the miint 2iituatiion?

Jade: it’s both the mint situation is fucking severe

#submission #Source: Tumblr users rasairui and elldritch-horror #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #sollux captor #mod terezi #i think there's not enough she/he's in the world to help with the mint situation #mint is simply too powerful

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DAVE: yeah i got ptsd 

DAVE, whispering to ROSE: what funny sentence could i make ptsd an acronym for

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #rose lalonde #mod terezi #here i got one: pussy that sicks dick

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Equius: D-> You should always send girls money. You never know when they will want a little snack

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #equius zahhak #mod terezi #for him this is less about social grace and kindness and more about prevent the girls in his life from eating his furniture

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John: “Oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favorite.

John: Update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #mod terezi #i'm sorry john but authors love to play with our favorites like play-dough #get skrinkled idiot

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Terezi: FOOT LOOS3

Terezi: P3T GOOS3

Terezi: P1CK3D 4 F1GHT W1TH 4 MOOS3

Terezi: CH33S3

Terezi: ST1FF BR33Z3

Terezi: W4TCH OUT, TH3R3 4R3 T3N B33S

Rose: Please, you can just admit you don't know the lyrics

Terezi: 1 CL34RLY KNOW TH3 LYR1CS

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #rose lalonde #mod terezi #i think i prefer the remix

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Nepeta: :33< christmas is when jesus was born, and eastpurr is when he died. in betw33n is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant catpital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

Dave: this post was fact-checked by real Roman patriots: ✔️TRUE

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #nepeta leijon #dave strider #mod terezi #she's immersing herself in human culture and mythology to get a better grasp of human shipping #her current <3< otp is jesus with genghis khan

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Sollux: by the power ve2ted iin me, ii now pronounce you blocked and deleted. you may now kii22 my a22

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #sollux captor #mod terezi #speak now or forever hold your piss or whatever

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John: Chat what do we think

Vriska, watching his life play out from an omnipresent livestream: Can you not call me that please

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #vriska serket #mod terezi #well if the boot fits missy

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Jade: after 11 tabs, 2 video essays, 6 hours of chatting on discord, 4 meals, 7 zone-out sessions, 4 doodle pages, 2 illustrations, 10 hours of twitter scrolling, 3 hour naps, 1 DnD session, 7 hours of tumblr scrolling, 15 hours of switching between social medias, 5 youtube videos about my hyperfixation, 2 hours of wikipedia hopping, 4 mental breakdowns, 3 hours of make-up, 9 hours of outfit wearing, and 12 old youtube videos, I FINALLY finished my 5 minute homework! ^_^

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #mod terezi #adhd queen behavior #the only royal that i will tolerate

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KARKAT: ACTUALLY, MINECRAFT DECIDING THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION WAS GONNA MAKE FLYING DEMONS ATTACK YOU WAS REALISTIC AS FUCK

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #mod terezi #as someone who is often sleep deprived i can attest to this #i'm fighting off the flying demons in this cafe right now

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Dirk: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Hal: Actually Dirk, it’s salt.

Dirk: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Hal: Uh Dirk, that would be salt.

Hal: *takes salt packer from Dirk* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #mod terezi #source: jimmy neutron #more specifically that one meme where everyone drags him #man nobody is gonna let him live that one down