Look at him. Look at his stupid glasses. That’s a grandpa picking his grandchild up from kindergarten in the only suit from 1940 that still fits him.
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New early info via. Reddit user, disco_thief.
Metalocalypse: The Complete Series (DVD Box Set)
8 discs.
1364 mins runtime.
"ALL THE PAIN, ALL THE BRUTALITY, ALL IN ONE PLACE! Get ready to shred with the heaviest metal band ever assembled -Dethklok! Join lead vocalist Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar, Toki, Murderface, and Pickles, as they tour the globe annihilating places and melting faces. Between the pressures of fame, family, their psycho fans, and a secret organization out to destroy them, the biggest death metal band on the planet will rock the world or die trying. Whether you're a lifelong fan, or new to the brutality, bow down to Metalocalypse: The Complete Series. It doesn't get any more metal than this!"
Apparently releasing on August 15th (also keeping in mind that the first date of the upcoming Babyklok Tour is on August 30th).
And here’s the page for the Army of the Doomstar Blu-Ray (with a placeholder cover).
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if an incomprehensibly powerful, millennia-old superhuman entity told me "Offdensen will be your reward" i would have reacted very differently than the way Vater Orlaag did
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Metalocalypse | THE PROPHECY
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Totally don’t have any lingering fan theories before the movie….nope…none at all
Certainly haven't been fixating on the suspicious similarities that these three have because I apparently love to overcomplicate the Dadlacia theory?
...Why would I do such a thing? That one recent clip of Orlaag wanting to personally kill Charles certainly wouldn't help though.
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Anyone else reminded of this concept art when they saw Salacia's final form?
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If you see these monsters in the server know it’s MY DOING
Funkos are fun
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Kloktober 2022 Day3: god powers or corruption
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Hello there, Salacia. I had no idea you also had a blog on here. How have things been as of late? -@thegeneralcrozier
greetings, General Crozier .
Im glad to say things have been fairly well as of recently . . I'd like to ask you the same thing .
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Metalocalypse Season 4 DVD Extra - The Prophecy
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Just adding onto this thread... With an... Idea that...
Oh shit, Kris!
RUN BUDDY!!!!!
(Kris belongs to @cruisingheightswithdragons with art by @vicekings and myself :D)
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