#my parents are gross skdjgfdsjhf get your loving marriage away from me

[baconcolacan]

Tords response to

Tom: does this ____ make me look fat?

(Both aus)

Regimen: "Thomas you literally never eat anything, it does not."

Stay: "Yeah, so?? If you think you're getting out of this marriage with that you've got another thing coming, kjaere."

#asks #anonymous #regimen ao3 #ew Stay AU #I like to think when the Stay versions retire they can get chubbier #No need for excess military training now just sleep and cuddle #Running RA is AK's problem now #snrk mimimimimimi #zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #heard my dad say smth like this to my mom once actually lmao #she made an offended gasp and slapped him ofc but he just picked her up and tickled her #my parents are gross skdjgfdsjhf get your loving marriage away from me