#my shit posts

[allmondnojoy]

my actual drawing style doesn't work for most of the characters but it doesn't look as bad for him

I like drawing him with exaggerated expressions because I think it's funny

#unicorn wars #captain hocicos #my shit posts

[bharatiya-naari-sab-pe-bhaari]

"I know it might sound presumptious but I may have underestimated how much I have actually come to care for you."

---- Regulus Black

"I will not let you walk away just because the fact that you might possess feelings like us common mortals scare the fuck out of you."

--- Sirius Orion Black

"They both seem to share and suffer under the same tragic delusion that I actually give a fucking damn about them or their feelings."

---- Severina Snape

#severus snape #snape fandom #harry potter fandom #pro severus snape #prosnape #headcanon #sirius x severus #sirius and regulus #regulus x severus #snirius #love triangle #the most noble and ancient house of black #genderbent severus snape #my shit posts

[stranger-rants]

Baby sensory videos would fix Billy. Dancing fruit set to fun music would cure him.

#my shit posts

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

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If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

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Edit 2

Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!

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#queer #keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit #fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy #I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[allmondnojoy]

handful of more swap au unicorn stuff

#unicorn wars #unicorn wars azulin #unicorn wars gordi #unicorn wars padre #my shit posts

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’ #COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

[stranger-rants]

When I said baby sensory videos would cure Billy, I was talking about this btw. This would calm him down.

#do not play this out loud in public iykyk #my shit posts #not my video #minors dni

[littlelightfish]

Does... does this implies that... Chilchuck is the tallest of them all...? If they were all haflings, it's oficial that yes. Now, look at me play my game.

Chilchuck is said to be tall for a hafling, and he is. The avarage would be 100 cms, and he's 110 Laios is a tallman, but he's also tall for his race (the average height is 180cm for men, he's 185).

Marcille is 160 (elves are 150 and tall men 170, so we good here, I'd say she's average too). Sehshi is 140, he's actually taller than the average for male dwarves (135). And Itzusumi is shorter than the avatage of female tallmen (170), being only 150.

So far, if they all changed to the same race at the same time, Itzusumi would always be the shortest, followed my marcille. Senshi and Laios should be around the same height since theyre both 5 cms taller than the avarage (I know that as haflings Laios is taller, maybe he keeps being taller than Senshi just because). And Chilchuck would be the tallest. He's 10 cms taller than the avarage of his race after all.

Might this useless information hunt you until the end of your days.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda #senshi #marcille donato #Marcille #itsuzumi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #guys why the hell did you liked this post so much #i feel honored but what #my shit

[frongfriend]

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

#tears of the kingdom #totk #link #gannondorf #loz tears of the kingdom #loz totk #totk comic #totk link #totk ganondorf #totk korok #frong art #frong comic #i poured my heart and soul into this shit post

[adyophene]

I couldn't get the idea of Alastor holding Husk like that one ferret gif during his lament in the finale out of my head.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #husk #alastor #radiohusk #i mean not really but #anyways did i spend way too much time on what is a shit post #yes of course have you looked at my blog thats all i do

[slutdge]

I woke up at 5 am from a nightmare, made this, then passed out again

#my pics #dilfphobia #my posts #greatest shits