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nba playoffs recap 5/24

hi guys sorry am not doing the pacers celtics bc the hali injury just made me sad and it lowk doesn’t even feel worth to comment on the rest of the game

ANYWAYYYYY LUKA MAGIC. Y’ALL SAW THAT. I KNOWWWWW Y’ALL SAW THAT GAME WINNER MANNNNNN LUKA. YOU BOUTTA BRING A RING HOME BABY. I BET Y’ALL FEEL REAL GOOD NOW AB SNUBBING HIM HUH. 2 DOWN 47 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK DON’T WORRY BOUT IT. GIVE IT TO LUKA. JUST GIVE IT TO LUKA HE GON COOKKKKKKKKKKKK

ant baby what is going ON honey just talk to me!! okay here’s what we’re gonna do - give me the 3 ball and fucking DRIVE. fake d live out at the CUP bro get the FUCK AWAY FROM THE PERIMETER. KAT has a better shot from 3 than you right now bro please ant please i’m begging you please

jaden hardy. who the fuck do you think you are. box doesn’t show this, but the way this man drove to the basket and tried to lay it in you would think this boy kyrie. HE NOT THO!! matter of fact, he shares a court with kyrie. so next time naz reid is in front of you and rudy gobitch is behind you, go ahead and KICK IT TO KAI and let HIM take care of business.

speaking of naz reid - never attempt that fucking 360 again! that shit was fucking atrocious. FUCKING atrocious. you’re not luka buddy!

the twolves needa get it together. wtf are y’all DOING blowing a lead like that. y’all need to take this shit to game 7 bro i need 7 games of this and i need to put off viewing the celtics for as long as fucking possible.

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nba playoffs recap 5/12

i hope y’all are ready to fucking hate

knicks v. pacers: …

MOTHERFUCKER HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU BLOWING A 2-0 LEAD DONTE DICANTWINCENZO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? HAVE YOU EVER SHARED A COURT WITH WARDELL STEPHEN CURRY IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE??? nah nah lemme take a step back. lemme give the knicks some grace. you got anunoby out. randle out. bogdanovic out. you’re having a tough time up in new york. but WHY is a FULLY HEALTHY josh FART 1-6 FROM THE FIELD??? josh hart you better open those big ass ears and listen to me you sorry fuck: don’t TAKE a 3 if you don’t plan to MAKE a 3. 30-89 TEAM FGP???? GOOD LORD IS THIS THE PLAYOFFS??? OR THE FUCKING JACKOFFS??? YOU’RE ABOUT TO BLOW A FUCKING 2-0 LEAD TO A BUDDY HIELD-LESS 6 YEAR OLD TYRESE HALIBURTON. GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER!! mr. haliburton, sir, you had a solid game. pascal siakam, miles turner - you’re aight. DON’T keep it up.

nuggets v twolves: nikola jokic, welcome back to the fucking playoffs. you make me sick. i hope you know that - you make me sick. mpj, i hope YOU know that your brothers might be criminals, but you are robbing the fucking league. who is paying you to play 35 fucking minutes of basketball and score 4 points??? i didn’t even want you to get more - i’m just flabbergasted at how ASS you were tonight. ag - i got mad respect for you. this team is just ridiculously i mean KCP is your 5th option??? you know how i know the twolves can win this series bro?? bc kcp is this team’s fifth fucking option and they dropped 2 to minnesota already. speaking of… ANOTHER 2-0 LEAD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT RIGHT????? anthony edwards, i love you. i think you might be the second coming of kobe. 44 points on 16-25, 5 boards, 5 assists. anthony edwards, i LOVE you. if jamal musty has a problem, tell him to come speak with me. JADEN SHITDANIELS if i ever and i mean EVER hear your name next to kevin fucking durant’s when this is the performance you put up in the western conference semifinals, there will be hell to fucking pay. the rest of the timberwolves - ASS tonight. you’re all ASS. pick that shit the fuck up and play like you’re playing with jordan because you fuckin are. fuck outta my face. sorry ass shits.

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nba playoffs recap 5/17

my fault ab yesterdays shit y’all i just don’t give a fuck about the boston smelltics beating a spida-less cavalosers team and i’m trying not to jinx the mavs

anyway

only one game tonight and it was, perhaps, one of the nastiest blowouts in nba playoffs history. let’s get into nuggets v twolves game 6.

when ant talks, i want all you mfkers to drop what you’re doing, fall to your knees, and LISTEN. he said he was gonna see y’all for game 7. AND NOW HE’S GONNA SEE Y’ALL FOR GAME 7!!!

the real difference maker here is mike conley tho, and i wanna point that out. mike conley and jaden mcdaniels make a HUGE difference for minnesota. +23, +26 - absolutely nuts. indispensable. this entire starting 5 is so underrated bro like i get everyone hates gobert and it’s fun to hate him whatever - that’s a 4 time dpoy. you HAVE to respect the hustle.

but you DO NOT have to respect the defending national champions LMFAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin AAU NUMBERS we’re putting up here bro 💀💀💀💀 getting held to 70 in a conference semifinals game when y’all are the CHAMPS??? is CRAZY. it’s NUTS. -25??? THIS y’all mvp??? snub luka again see what happens. denver fuckets blown out by 45 FUCKING POINTS. twolves and liberty shook hands and said we fuckin shit UP tn. and while the entire team played EXCEPTIONALLY ASS, i just want to highlight one reggie jackson. my guy HOW do you not fill a single section of the stat sheet and pollute the court for 12 whole minutes??? you not even playing enough defense to FOUL BRO?? even peyton watson was on the court for 2 less minutes, and he grabbed 4 boards, got a point and an assist. this team is ass bro. i don’t wanna hear shit about a repeat. this team is ass.

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nba playoffs recap 5/11

welcome back to nba playoffs recap with mina!! back by popular demand - this does not mean i’m not still posting about the women’s game!! once the w season starts in a couple days y’all will be SICK of me.

celtics v cavs: duo of tatum and brown very solid tonight, the 19 year old beats the overrated accusations today. i want to get on payton pritchard, just because i hate his face AND i feel like it’s a personal and public disservice to not hate on boston, but i’ll leave it be. feeling generous tonight. i can’t even hate on anyone too bad because even the cavs were overall pretty solid what the fuck like. guys. caris levert so average he might end up in another polo g song like idk. darius garland maybe don’t go 1-6 from 3? good back and forth, didn’t let boston pull away too much until end of the 2nd to beginning of the 3rd. idk decent ass basketball

mavs v okc: prefacing this saying i also cannot hate because i love both these teams like FUCK. sga’s just perfect huh. imma go ahead and call this a triple double bc i think he got aura on 10, plus 10 rebounds and 31 points. that’s my personal opinion!! chet baby we can do better! bro i can’t even hate on josh kiddey like 9 points, a couple rebounds and an assist in 13 mins is fine. everyone was FINE tonight bruh this is no FUN. kyrie and luka took a little break tonight to watch pj washington cook okayyyyy. yeah i don’t got too much to say here, MAVS IN 5 MFKASSSS

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okay guys did we like the nba playoff recaps should i bring them back

i got caught up w finals and i got lazy and also i lost followers when i started doing them 🤨

but i lowk dgaf like i’ll keep doing them if ppl enjoy them

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nba playoffs recap 5/2

y’all know what time it iiiiiiisssss

pacers v bucks: obviously i do wanna note that it would probably be a much different series if giannis was playing. LMAO HE ISN’T THO AND DAME DOESN’T MAKE IT OUT OF THE FIRST ROUND AGAIN!!! pat bev you played 40 minutes of basketball. you scored 6 points. you are hot ass! miles turner - you have a starting spot on a conference finals contending team. maybe play like it! pascal and hali you are ALL STARS!! THIS is basketball. pascal siakam with 19 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assist and my guy TYRESE HALIBURTON with 17 points, 10 assists, and 6 rebounds - and he’s only 6 years old!!

sixers v knicks: tobias harris. it is a wonder this league continues to employ you. you played nearly 30 minutes tonight - and im not even going to try and CALL it basketball, because you scored 0 POINTS!! TOBIASS. ASS!!!! joel embiid you should not be on a court at all god bless. jalen won-son you continue to be him. you continue to surpass the boundaries of what an eastern conference guard should look like. 41 points and 12 assists. thank you jb. josh hart… im gonna leave you alone for your overall behavior bc you did a big one tonight.

pacers and knicks advance, but nobody actually gives a fuck about the east so ANYWAY. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT!

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nba playoffs recap 5/1

tell me if y’all like these and if i should keep doing them 🤩

celtics v. heat: polite little gentleman sweep to get their lick back after the conference finals last year okay!! yeah the boston smelltics are still not a finals contender, much less a championship contender 🤣🤣🤣 jayson tatum, YOU are not mvp material!! tyler herro, i want to say i’m disappointed, but i honestly did not expect any better outta you. GO TF HOME y’all are nothing without himmy buckets

mavs v. clips - MVP. LUKA. FUCKING YESTERDAY. average night for my guy, sum slight sum slight 🤩🤩 im not even gonna flame the rest of the team bc they blew the clippers out by 30. fucking. points. james harden: hang it up buddy. you are not getting a ring in the near future. 7 points on 2-12 and 1-7 from 3??? ADAM SILVER WHY DO YOU PAY THIS MAN??? do the los angeles shitters just NEED kawhi to win a game?? explain to me this: how does a team with kawhi, pg, james farten, and russ not demolish every team they come across?? because… (say it with me) super teams that aren’t the 2017/2018 warriors are BULLLLSHITTTT!!! luka. kai. end their shit. please. dallas in 6.

anyway tune in again tomorrow for more d1 hating <3

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nba playoffs recap 5/22

wcf game 1

kyrie. andrew. irving. the man you are. the MAN. YOU. ARE.

i love you kyrie. idc what everyone says. maybe the earth is fucking flat. when you score 30 points on 12-23 shooting, you can think whatever you want. MY BABY D LIIIIIVE <3 100% FROM THE FIELD. WE GOT DUKE ON THE FLOOR TONIIIIIGHT!! of course luka played wonderfully, cool 30 piece, can work on that 3pfg but we got it. i am so happy but that team 3pfg… y’all. PLEASE. you GOTTA make these or kat’s gonna start pulling it and MAKING it.

minnesota shitterwolves. once again, jaden mcdaniels keeps you in the fucking game. one thing about ant - if he’s having a bad shooting night (and he was… having a bad shooting night… again…) he’s still gonna contribute. i mean y’all saw him on kyrie, and 11 boards and 8 assists. yeah i can’t yell at anyone too much which is disappointing. kat solid, rudy gobert solid, mike conley lackluster but he’s the reason they’re even in the wcf anyway, so imma leave it.

such a fun game tho. kyrie is a fucking magician. kyrie i love you. like GENUINELY i love you so much kyrie irving.

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nba playoffs recap 5/18

LET’S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

i said mavs in 6. I SAID MAVS IN 6.

shai baby i love you but the city of dallas has been craving a ring since 2011.

DERECK. LIVELY. II. YOU ☝🏽 are rookie of the year. 15 BOARDS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? DID DENNIS RODMAN SUDDENLY POP OUT AT DUKE????

mannnn oh man oh man kyrie andrew irving. idc which half you decide to play in, we winning no matter what. IT DON’T EVEN MATTER BRO.

i want y’all to consider this: luka had a 29 point triple double with 10 rebounds and 10 assists. his scoring tonight was LOWER than his scoring average. he basically AVERAGES. a triple double. and y’all mvp’ed joker. AFUCKINGGAIN.

idc bro i need a twolves mavs series. i NEED it.

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nba playoffs recap 5/4

anthony. motherfucking. edwards.

ring him NOW. mvp him NOW. hof him NOW NOW NEEEEEEOWWWWOOWOWOW

calm 43 piece. 58-43-100. sure. yeah. helllllllllllla chill. rudy gobert… you dpoyed!! you dpoyed. kat you were solid but ANT MAN. ANT MANNNNN THERE IS NO WAY YOU AREN’T MJ KID BRO THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY.

anthony edwards is him. there’s only so few ways i can iterate this fucking sentiment - anthony edwards is fucking HIM.

himal murray what happened 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we only clutch when it’s bron and the los angeles losers? watching joker play is still as painful as ever i don’t understand how you can drop 32 while moving like you’re being weighed down by zion himself. i’m so sick of the denver fuckets bro like this team is exhausting to watch waiting for jamal murray to hit some game winner, watching joker clunk around (respectfully), or watch mpj… really do nothing but shoot and make it i can’t hate too much. they’re a good team, ik that, i just do not like watching them play bro 😭😭😭

anyway twolves in 4

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nba playoffs recap 5/21

ecf game 1

the boston smelltics are victorious once more. which is hilarious, because they choked in this exact same position last year. and then choked in the finals the year BEFORE that. so imma say celtics in 6, but i want everyone to take that with several grains of salt and also i want everyone to know that i nearly puked typing that out.

jayson tatum grabs 12 boards and scores 36 points and he is STILL NOT EVEN THE MVP OF THAT STUPID GREEN TEAM. jaylen brown!! go somewhere else bro!! hits a 3 pointer to tie the game and sent it to OT, where they effectively COOK indy.

one thing i want to note about indy - obviously hali is an up and coming face of the league, siakam is a former all star. but looking at box, you wouldn’t know that. any member of the indiana pacers can cook any night. they play a very even team game which makes them pretty fuckin hard to guard tbh.

you know who prolly ISN’T hard to guard bro? al whoreford at the 3 point line. you tell ME why you shot 12 threes in a ecf game when you shoot 4 on the season. and jayson tatum… lemme shit on you some more. you had the same 3pfg as your center. let that sink in. you DISGUST me.

derrick white, you’re already bald, i’ll leave you alone. just please ask tatum to use your scalp for some self reflection. jesus fucking christ. cannot believe i have to watch this stupid green team for at least three more games.

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nba playoffs recap 5/19

knicks v pacers: wow. jalen brunson. you are not who i thought you were. josh FART - you are EXACTLY. who i thought you were. but isaiah hartenstein - you were so exceptionally ass that no one could’ve predicted it. you couldn’t score a SINGLE POINT?? in 30 FUCKING MINUTES?? nah bring killian hayes back. SURELY even HE did more than this. meanwhile og anunoby is limping around the court for 5 minutes like he really needs to take a shit. this is the mecca??? OOOOOKAYYYY.

you know who was hooping?? DONTE DIVINCENZO. where the fuck was this in cali huh?? where were you when they bay needed you???

man i went and got myself emotionally attached to the villanova knicks and now what. NOW what.

meanwhile, the pacers play a complete game, which has not been true of a pacers team in perhaps centuries. entire starting lineup pretty evenly contributes, no one is carrying, then guys off the bench come in and help. the pacers have been very consistent since the beginning of the season too like it’s important to note that they played the lakers for the in season tournament title back in december? november? and while the lakers fell off, the pacers are headed to an ecf. good shit. straight hoops. i like it.

twolves vs nuggets:

GOOOOOODBYEEEEEEEE DENVER FUCKETS!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE JOKER BASKETBALL!! NO MORE MPJ!!! NOOOOOOO MOOOOOORE JAMAL MURRAY!!!!

crazy how they got jamal murray getting fucked on camera twice. like once is certainly something, but TWICE??? i’m literally giddy rn idk if you can tell. GREAT reminder that mfkers who are NOT the warriors CANNOT. FUCKING. REPEAT.

ant baby. 6-24. off shooting night but it’s okay because you grabbed boards, you got assists, and we’re gonna do better next time. it’s okay.

oh KAT. you know i don’t like you, KAT. but you HOOPED last night. naz reid. you HOOPED hooped. thank you to KAT, naz reid, and jaden mcdaniels for being the only members of the minnesota timberwolves who could break 50% fgp.

imagine you’re the denver nuggets and the twolves’ best player is bricking or airmailing every shot, and they STILL overcome a 20 point deficit to go to the conference finals. don’t you just KNOW ur cooked then?? don’t you just feel it in your… NUGGETS 🤣🤣🤣

okay sorry. anyway. salivating at the thought of ant v luka in the wcf. suuuuuuccchhhh good basketball bro this is what the playoffs are for!!!!

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nba playoffs recap 5/17

villanova knicks? nah. nooooo they’re not. bc nova got a couple rings. whatever the fuck THIS is - the new york DICKS - can’t even win a playoff series.

bro y’all need og anunoby in there bro just hit a couple 2’s. jesus christ this shit was supposed to be OVER tn. even donte was hooping bruh he was getting his lick back and HE’S supposed to be a difference maker bro. fuck this shit i’m out

hali solid tn, toppin solid tn, pascal solid tn but that’s the fucking problem isn’t it??? THAT’S the fucking problem!!!!!!

you know what else is the fucking problem????josh FART!!! bring yo ass. what the fuck dude. you are out here asking for more minutes when you played 31 tonight and scored a grand total of 5 points. on fucking 25% FGP. what the fuck are you gonna do with MORE MINUTES?? FOUL more?? turn the BALL OVER more?? you ain’t even GET the 2018 ring bro do you not WANT THIS SHIT???

knicks in 7 bc the pacers have no shot of beating the smelltics and i cannot - let me emphasize: CANNOT - see jayson fucking tatum in another nba final. i’m gonna be sick.

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nba playoffs recap 5/14

knicks v pacers: JAAAAAAALEEEEEEENNNN BRUNSONNNNN!!! matter of fact, every single member of the new york knicks starting 5 was on demon time last night. isaiah hartenstein scores 7 points in 30 minutes, but 17 BOARDS?? ARE YOU KIDDING?? lfg??? only person who didn’t show up was mr. white chocolate donte cantwincenzo. this is what happens when you leave the warriors bud. you’re ASS after game 3 of any series. ASS!!!!!! so just come home. og anunoby - you are missed. indiana pacers - what happenddduh??? no like deadass what happened bc i’m checking box and no one had an awful shooting night, plus they outshot the knicks from 3. ohhhh turned the ball over twice as much, about half as many paint points, and ass on the glass!! that might be it 🤩 get good but don’t bc i want the knicks to win this series. i’m emotionally attached to that stupid nova trio now.

nuggets v twolves: minnesota shitterwolves. a week ago, it looked like you were going to sweep this series. you just put joker 1 win away from a return to the conference finals. let’s discuss. ant baby WHAT IS WRONG??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? mike conley - you are FUCKING MISSED BROTHER. i don’t even. like i can’t even. WHAT THE FUCK BRO! y’all better be on the same typa shit that miami was last year in the conference finals. i cannot watch joker play for another ring. i can’t do it. they’re talking about is he a better player all time than KEVIN DURANT. IF HE GETS ANOTHER RING THE ANSWER IS YES BRO. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU ANTHONY EDWARDS PLEASE 🙏🏽

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love when u talk nba playoffs bc i want to get into men’s bb but i quite honestly can’t be bothered given my home team is the fucking pistols

oh yeah it’s may baby the pistons are longggg fucking gone you will not be hearing about them LMAO

rip you and cade cunningham fr

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bro you fs should do wnba recaps (you obv don’t have to js a suggestion) i know it’s only the regular season and It’s prob boring but you are soooo funny you should do them even though i’ve been watching since i’ve been alive i always look forward to your playoffs ones

yeah i think imma start doing w recaps like fully after the nba finals are done

until then, i’m gonna try to do a game or two that i personally found interesting at least just to get smth out there

and then once the finals are done, imma try to do every game, just because there’s never more than 3-4 a night and there’s really no excuse

ugh you guys think i’m funnyyyyyy??? 🤭🤭🤭

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