#no i can't

[konigceo]

giggling at how könig is so pussy by rammstein coded omg.

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #könig #konig #rammstein #like the 'i can't get laid in germany (austria)' part gives me he's too big for anyone vibes. #i could write an essay on this #no i can't

[roach-works]

Thank you for doing the science of trying out that awful AI Jesus app. None of the articles I found actually had screenshots of it in use, so it's doubly appreciated. (Also all of the "photos" are AI generated and it's just terrible. It's terrible.)

at 2 pm i will get more texts unlocked and i intend to text jesus the man himself. genuinely looking forward to this.

#@ all the christians like 'you can just talk to jesus any time' #no i can't #im on cooldown until 2

[ancalimearts]

"Really? Right now?"

#frothing #when the them #kotor #revanasi #m!revanasi #carth onasi #revan #UH #I CAN EXPLAIN #no i can't #listen i just. i really like painting space suits OKAY #AND THERE ARE. SPACE SUITS IN KOTOR #AND THE #AND #THEY #LISTEN! #they are gay #okay #yeah #i think i've made myself clear #anyways

[drunkdumbfucker]

If I see.

Any

Fucking

Mimihagi bullshit

on

My

Fucking dash

...

#you guys are warned #ukitake jushiro #bleach #mimihagi #shunuki #“eeeh but you can block the taaaag” #no i can't #the jushiro tag is legit my livelihood

[casuallivi]

*walks into Elain's tag whistling*

*see a post*

"but hear me out, he lives in spring court! And she like flow-"

AAAAaasaAaAAAAaaAAaAaAaAAaAAAa

#I CAN'T! #elain archeron #pro elain #PRO #pro elaaaaain PROOOOOoOOO #elain my sista #for the love of god #you can be near flowers anymore #better start liking something else #like crack or something #no everyone gets a redemption arc guys #sometimes characters are just dicks #sometimes they can't get over they mental health issues #and thats okay #elain can't even have shit just because she is soft!!!!!! #imagine her + a redeemed #no I can't #I can't even imagine #✖️👄✖️ #tamlin 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 her 👏🏽 sisters 👏🏽 and 👏🏽 Elain's 👏🏽 abuser #he 👏🏽 kidnapped 👏🏽 her 👏🏽 sisters 👏🏽and 👏🏽 her #he's 👏🏽 responsable 👏🏽for 👏🏽her 👏🏽human👏🏽 death #tamlin 👏🏽 has👏🏽 an👏🏽obssession 👏🏽for👏🏽 rhys #he 👏🏽 wants 👏🏽the👏🏽star👏🏽dick👏🏽so👏🏽badly #he 👏🏽feel👏🏽for👏🏽his👏🏽mate #let the girl plant her flowers in peace #she doesn't have ONE reason to give a shit about spring #not even lucy wants to be there anymore

[dinurdi]

Fellas, I can't wait ep 6 Loki show. It's too hard to do 😭😖

I feel so nervous 😣😢 wanna cry already T_T

#loki #loki season 2 #loki series #breath in breath out #Calm down #No I can't #I need to watch it again since ep1

[izu]

i can explain 

#no i can't #my draws #ghostleon #?????. #dbd #dead by daylight #danny johnson #jed olsen #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #[smushes them together]

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

My toxic trait is thinking I can handle any level of spice like a pro

#no I can't #I cannot even handle level 4 of spicyness properly lol #not q #rambleeeee #<- ?

[fazcinatingblog]

Unpopular opinion: Adelaide have some nice Italian players like Josh Rachele (who did butterfly wings to celebrate awww cute) and Soligo (can he go) but it was a shame the Fog, the actual sexiest man alive holy shit (I'm so sorry Faz please forgive me), was so hopeless every time he got near the ball.

Also owwwies should've kicked the sealer

And that one earlier in the game that was put to the score review and they showed the Adelaide guy trying to smother but there was no conclusive evidence that he touched it so it should've been a goal to Carlton.

Also a crow did a dog act on Jack Carroll plus many more crows got away with ripping a few Carlton heads off but every time a crow head was ripped off, free kick.

It was a strange game. I'm sorry Carlton for infiltrating with my Collingwood scarf and Daisy badge and faz jumper. I promise not to be there next week but I'll see you again at the MCG in two weeks for the De Koning Cup. Cue the Robbie Williams music.

#also when Carlton ran out to their song i did the fasolo after the champions and then when i said the Bianco the guy next to me looked at me #i think i confused him #I'm sorry #my friend has found a way to get me to enjoy the Carlton song and to actually want Carlton to win and oh no Mum I'm so sorry #i mean imagine if my mum saw me getting excited during a Carlton song she'd be HORRIFIED #she'd have been horrified that i was there #like in the fourth quarter i was torn because I've been raised to want Carlton to lose but i really wanted to do the Fasolo and bianco thing #it works so well in the song #also before the game started they play that song that's like ohhhhh Alex Fasolooooo (that's what George/RCCS people sang in 2018 at vflm) #at half time of the tigs game they did a Taylor singalong and half time of today they did de koning's in the air #well it was love is in the air but #dammit Carlton stop trying to convert me #no i can't #what if they pick up a Bianco in the mid season draft no please it's 2019 #i mean it's 2019 all over again but it's not just me getting yelled at by Mel & scared of shae - i have a friend to go to the footy with and #sigh

[evolve-to-stupid]

Ok, there are 8 days till the next book comes out. I think I can hold on a little longer

#he who fights with monsters #no i can't #im lying to myself #i relistend the entire series and still have 8 MORE FUCKING DAYS #imma do it again #from the top

[orbiting-star]

The absolute self control it is taking me not to restart mass effect again right now,,,,,,, or even to just play andromeda,,,,,,, i don’t know if i can do it besties

#i'm in the middle of. 3 OTHER GAMES #ni no kuni #dragon age inquisition #and portal 2 #but... mass effect... my beloved... #NO #no i cAN'T #mass effect #random

[mountaingoatslastlineaday]

Now I have everything I need

#no i can't #the mountain goats #last line #bitter melon farm

[eorzeashan]

me: huh songs on my playli-

playlist: japanese. japanese. anime. japanese. videogame soundtrack. japanese. meme you passed by. anime

me: oh i can't show this to nobody

#yes yes let the cringe free you #ooc #no i can't

[runawaymarbles]

client who was super picky and brought 3 different outfits to what was supposed to be a 15-minute photoshoot: can you give us a special one-time pricing of $60 off

#NO i can't #i literally can't #but even if i could #why the FUCK would i #i am happy :) to put an order through :) at the prices :) on the price sheets :) and if that means :) you only buy one photo :) #then you only get :) one photo :) #my job #screaming into the void #their photos were really cute too #D:

[snowontreeleaves]

rammy has a breeding kink and parappa is gonna learn some new things about himself

#rammy #parappa #parappa the rapper #um jammer lammy #swear word #i made this as a joke i swearzez #but i do plan on making a fanfic about it #at some point #can i be normal for one second?? #no i can't #sugestive #i don't ship it i just like writing smutt okay?!?!

[purple-nugget]

WHAT IN THE EARTH, WIND AMD FIRE IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

#CRYING #BARBARA IS HILARIOUS #no i can't #😭😭 #she summoned the damn elements #barbara howard #abbott elementary