#nobody come for me

[ormymarius]

I wanted to clamp my hand over his mouth sorry

#‘you are everything I was not’ bitch no arthur isn’t #he would not say half of these things #but character growth whatever #nobody come for me

[aurelites]

“he literally had a heaven flashback” GETO IS NOT IN HEAVEN BFFR

#i know it wasn’t a heaven flashback #I just wanted to say that #nobody come for me #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #jjk236 #jjk

[eddywoww]

any more info on omega steve? 😭

Sure!

It’s a move back into daddy kink and feminization for me but not really in the same form as Dom Eddie (yes it is sub steve). It’ll feature a large age gap and some on and off power imbalance (both because Eddie is an alpha and because steve is *technically* above him) and a LOT of morally ambiguous situations.

Like they’re enemies basically. They don’t like each other much but they do but they don’t. Steve will be very morally grey. There’s gonna be crime and a lot of it. Shady stuff and death, etc.

I’ll warn for everything in the tags and before each chapter as usual. Mostly just don’t go into it thinking it’ll be fluffy right off the bat. It’ll be hard earned in this one.

#also I’ve given eddie a face tat near his temple #nobody come for me #my fic

[lovesomesys]

The adventures of Lovesome and Crow - this episode? Autism.

#lovesome&crow #I’m diagnosed autistic #so I can joke about it #nobody come for me

[rinhaler]

mahito counts as a questionable crush?

no he's gorgeous x

#💌 — luxe mail #NOBODY COME FOR ME #fuck mahito but also *fuck* mahito yk #hate him but he is a PRETTY ASS DUDE

[serious-goose]

i may have stockpiled a few coveted ofmd usernames

#nobody come for me #but i may or may not be the proud owner of like 3 usernames i know people want #ofmd

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

I saw that new Elvis biopic in cinemas a few days ago, and I think now that I’ve gone away and thought about it, I can finally say why it sucked so much ass.

No offence if you liked the movie, I can totally see why it would appeal to a lot of people (there were a LOT of really great things going for it, actually. The cast were amazing, it looked amazing, the soundtrack was.. great)

The musician biopic is becoming a really popular trend in Hollywood recently, and, don’t get me wrong, there have been some AMAZING ones in the past few years (Tick Tick Boom is probably my absolute favourite, and one of my favourite movies of all time. Period.). But, most of the time, these movies are extremely formulaic. They typically centre around a (typically white male) musician, who comes from seemingly “humble beginnings” and the first half of the movie is a feel-good, success story. Then Big Business Man In Big Business Man Suit seduces our all-American rockstar hero man to the dark, corrupted world of rock-and-roll, leaving his devoted wife/kids/family/ect. in the dust and everyone leaves the cinema after the second act like “poor little all-American rockstar man”

Idk... I think that’s the main reason I didn’t like Elvis. I liked all the weird hallmarks of Baz Luhrmann’s style that were scattered throughout the whole film (the fragmented time-skip-y style of storytelling, the almost obnoxious amount of glitter everywhere, the anachronisms that are a bit weird but can be excused by a casual “eh it’s a Baz Luhrmann film” and a shrug, ect.) but other than that, it just felt like a mass-produced rockstar biopic..

#BUT HEY THIS IS JUST MY OPINION #NOBODY COME FOR ME #absolutely no hate to Rocketman or Borhap or any of the movies that it might have seemed like I was dissing just now #at all!! in fact I really liked Rocketman and Borhap!!! #and I usually enjoy rock biopics like this one!!! #but #BUT #they are getting a tiny little bit tired.. #and I’m sick of the way that they’re only ever done in one (1) way #always #I think the main reason I liked Tick Tick Boom so much is because it actually felt like watching Jonathan Larson’s life on the screen #rather than a big Hollywood production cantering around the conflict between The Bog Corporate Baddie and Our Favourite All-American Hero #I don’t wanna say this is probably Disney’s fault but yeah it’s probably Disney’s fault let’s be real lol #I blame disney #ray rants and junk #personal #elvis #elvis 2022

[corporrealism]

it’s so unfortunate that everyone in coppola’s Dracula is soooooo sexie but the movie in itself is So Bad

#nobody come for me

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors?????????? #anyway. are you americans okay??? #specifically…. are white americans ok???? #is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution? #also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes????? #polls #*r

[pointplumz]

no guys eating disorders aren’t real. it’s all in your head

#nobody come for me #i’m being silly #and perhaps having a time #nobody read this

[ghosts-cyphera]

18+; mdni / husband!john price x afab!reader

all I'm saying is that husband!price would slip a dildo in you before sliding your snug little panties back on. he'd lay back on the couch with a cigar and a newspaper, watching you do your little housewife chores while he knows that your panties are getting more soaked by the minute.

he'd notice every small breath and whimper escaping your lips. he'd notice the way you'd squeeze your thighs together every now and then, and the knit of your brows as you'd try your best to focus on chopping vegetables for dinner.

he'd know the feeling to be driving you mad: the feeling of your pussy being so full, all while it wasn't enough. how could it be when it wasn't him pumping in and out of your soaked cunt?

he, too, would only be able to take so much of it. the shaking of your hands would only keep on increasing, until price would finally close his distance to you and gently push aside whatever adorable attempts at cooking you had managed to get done.

he'd gently slide your panties down your thighs.

gently bend you over the kitchen counter of your home as his fingers would wrap around the base of the plastic toy.

fucking torturous, all while so goddamn good as he'd begin to slide it in and out of you. so slow: slow enough to get you begging in no time. so deep: deep enough to fuck you straight to the edge of your orgasm.

"not so fast, sweetheart." his breath against your skin would be warm with his chuckle. "my wife does not come around a fuckin' piece of plastic."

faster than you'd realize, price would slide the dildo out and replace it with his cock. so much better, wasn't it?

so much deeper: his little wife made to be stretched around him; to be fucked silly in their kitchen, all pretty and domestic in their little apron.

"there you go, darling wife. all fuckin’ mine."

#SCREAMING where the fuck did this come from nobody judge me #john price x reader #price x reader #captain john price x reader #husband!price #john price smut #john price x you

[skeletood]

i've been sitting on a lot of disgrub related art.

no, context will not be provided (probably)

#homestuck #disgrub #john egbert #dave strider #jake english #aranea serket #aradia megido #a skele fanart #my art #my very favorite part of rping these characters at any point and with any plot we like #is the fact we get these hidden gems of dynamics that nobody wouldve seen coming #the fact that aranea and dave arent as good of friends in canon as they are in our lore deeply upsets me

[knifearo]

you can literally just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody’s stopping you :)

#PSA!!!!!!! #this is a ‘being aromantic is so awesome and you can do it whenever’ post #like. i love being aromantic and i get to do it all the time. #but also if you’re questioning whether you’re aro. you can just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody is stopping you :) #questioning aspecs come be aromantic with me i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aro positivity #aspec #chitchat #(<— thinking ab a talking tag. need one of those) #talking

[theabigailthorn]

British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

#acting #writing #producers #Americans Vs Brits #Americans are just so nice #Nobody has any work right now but gosh dang it the yanks have the right attitude #I think a lot of it is a generational thing too #British boomers seriously think taking 2 weeks to respond to an email is acceptable and I don't know how to tell them that that's just #too slow?! #You're leaving money on the table! #Maybe this is me coming from social media world where everything is instant #But the Americans #They just get it #They tell it how it is #They don't blow smoke up your ass #If you're not right they'll tell you and they'll help you out of the pure goodness of their cheese and apple pie hearts

[flashhwing]

also adding onto that when people on here are like Did Nobody Pay Attention During History Class? the obvious answer is No, We Did Not Because We We’re Kids/Teenagers and Who Pays Attention In Class???

#like hmmmm okay to be fair I did have undiagnosed adhd aka can’t pay attention disease #but also I Swear nobody was actually listening in any of my classes #if they were they wouldn’t have had to come to me. a person who was also not listening. for help #this has been a post

[jackedknife]

Could you draw a tf2 character lineup?

The slowest drawer on this website reports on duty🫡

First time drawing the whole team together woo!

#i suffer from the chronic lack of time #i’ve done most of the drawing during my shift #which was hell #me all the time being like ‘please nobody come or want anything from me #I need to draw my silly old men #and scout 😒 #and pyro i guess?? #anyway end of story time #tf2 #my art #tf2 fanart #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 heavy