#non-movie bables

[traveling-madness]

If a guy in fnaf lore died falling down an escalator he would possess it and become evil stairs and get called some shit like "DeEscalator" and there would be hundreds of reader insert fics about fucking him and then in his lore you'd find out he was like the second cousin twice removed to William Afton or something and then there would be an outpouring of posts hypothesising what he looked like as a human person and mostly they are tumblr sexymen with some foreshadowing stairs motif somehow incorporated

#non-movie bables #fnaf #i dont play these games everything i learn about them is through osmosis

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I wish we could have had the actual Peter personality in the movies just so we could see Peter bitching about it being Stark's intern in real life.

"So we're all getting paid here or this is just some good old petty vigilant-on-vigilant crime?"

"Why I'm supposed to fight the guy from MCR??? This sucks."

"IS THAT A METAL ARM?" Looks Ant-man "wHY IS THAT GUY GETTING SO BI-" Gets a punch in the face.

He see's Captain America on the distance and just starts awkwardly babling.

"Listen- I'm really really so sorry. I'm literally your biggest fan. I swear. I don't even like stark that much you know"

"Spider-Man-"

"Actually he is paying me"

"Spider-Man."

"And it's isn't even that much. The guy is a millionaire- you'll would expect he'd paid you a minimal wage but noo-."

"Spider-man you're embarrassing me."

Cap looks directly at him and he looks back in a akward silence.

"I really need the money"

"It's okay."

"Thank you."

"I don't get paid enough for this shit." See's Tony arguing with Cap at distance "He almost FORTY and acting like a little bitch!"

"If you flirt with my Aunt again I'm jumping of the Empire state and blaming your ass in my death."

He's still babling non stop and Tony just go.

"Spider-Man."

"Yeah?"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Yes boss."

"Do you ever have an off button?"

"Yeah it's called 'raise my salary'"

And Tony does and he just stays quiet.

"Wow it actually worked."

"I know right?!"

"Goddam-"

#peter parker #spiderman #in my avenger 2012 fandom type of feelings today #I think this is the thing that bothers me the most about mcu Spiderman is that he doesn't feel like spiderman and just a REALLY vague idea #it's like if he is Peter but it's from aunt may's perspective #peter so much more shitty than the adaptations let him be and I miss that #let him be a little asshole sometimes a little embarrassing it's good for his skin #mf is a working class hero he has the RIGHT to be bitchy

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"Kids aren't any different these days than you were at that age you're just getting old and mean" mentality really glosses over some pretty blatant collective trauma that Gen alpha kids have gone through. Like yes don't be a dick to children, it isn't their fault, but can we Please not pretend that these kids didn't experienced a mass social and educational disruption during some pretty crucial developmental years? To the point every single person I know who works with ages 5-19 has gone "Yeah there is a significant difference in behavioral issues and level of education."

Again it's NOT these kids faults but when you are 8, 2 years is a quarter of your life. Kids who were 8 in 2022 had spent a quarter of their lives experiencing the world primarily virtually. They did not have the in person experience of learning actual boundaries, there was no assistance in finding strategies to function in school and public environments because these environments weren't there. Kids today aren't "worse" but they have, as a generation, experienced a mass traumatic event that lead to at Least a two year delay in standardized social development And any quality of education. I keep seeing people say 'oh well we were the exact same at that age' no. We were not. Because we were LUCKY.

#non-movie bables #i keep seeing people say kids have always been this. uh. intense is the nicest word i can think of for it #and no they have not. its not their FAULT but they are absolutely lacking in social and educational experience #saying this as someone whos parents. multiple friends. and also me. work with kids or teenagers. the past 4 years HAVE impacted them #a Lot #most of the 10-14 year olds im working with have the general mentality of 8-12 year olds and gee i wonder why #again its NOT their fault do NOT be a dick to children #but please please please stop pretending nothing has changed

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"What's your alternative to voting for Biden" THE ALTERNATIVE IS VOTING IN THE FUCKING PRIMARIES AND NOT GIVING UP BEFORE YOU EVEN TRY! STOP SAYING IT'S VOTE BIDEN OR DONT VOTE YOU HAVE A FULL PRIMARY ELECTION TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE IM BEGGING YOU TO USE YOUR BRAINS

#non-movie bables #american politics #i dont post a lot about politics but im so sick of people going 'well we already know whos gonna win so why bother' #like shut UP! THATS WHAT THEY WANT!!! #STOP SUCKING OFF THE DNC FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

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Me: ok as long as my job from last week pays before April I shouldn't have to pull more than 100-200$ from savings to make rent.

My car: psst :), hey, hey you :), guess what. :) you piece of shit idiot. :) several warning lights at once attack! :) fuck you!

#non-movie bables #dude i can not win #i finally am getting work but none of it will pay in time to fix my car so i can keep driving to work #i am still in the limbo of making hypothetical money but losing Real money #and I was like finally getting my shit together so why would this Not happen lmao

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the whole Three attacks I did for artfight this year lol

characters belong to

@apparentlysharp @lyesander and @croctus

#non-movie bables #my arts #artfight

[traveling-madness]

14 year olds should not be making call out posts they should be at the club (penguin)

#non-movie bables #i am watching something Insane unfold this is not about the tumblr transphobia situation #this is much smaller but oh my god she should be at the club. penguin or after school art or something club

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I love you missing information I love you giant gaps in canon I love you plotholes. My mind is like a cement mixer: if there isn't anything to fill all it can do is churn.

#non-movie bables #especially when said gaps somehow line up perfectly with the exact universe lore i want to add #this is about project chimera tbh i Really called it in that one #i said what if this source of development happened and then they speedran the exact fundamental ideas and did not provide a source #i accidentally predicted the exact evolution of lore and they did not source it they just shrugged and went yeah this happens now #HANDED me free real estate on a silver platter and now i have a full project chimera timeline lmfao #im normal #im so normal i promise

[traveling-madness]

the need to infodump for 6 straight hours vs. the knowledge that, though loved and supported, I am still a Little Annoying.

#non-movie bables #babygirl I am making up bullshit you can't even fathom #I am bureaucratically oppressing straight people in convoluted ways you've never even dreamed of

[traveling-madness]

Time loop that only you are stuck in. Not that only you realize you're stuck in but that no one is stuck in but you. People grow and change and die around you. You grow and change, your hair still gets longer, a little more grey, always enough that you start to doubt the loop all together. Time loop that is just a sequence if events with a set beginning middle and end that will happen ad nauseum on the same beats. Sometimes different people will play different parts, sometimes the roles are recurring, sometimes you try to grab anyone who will listen by the shoulders and yell "LOOK AROUND! I AM STUCK IN A TIME LOOP! BUT YOU CAN LEAVE!" But why would anyone believe you? You can give an approximation of what happens next but nothing exact enough to consider proof. Time loop that anyone can leave except for you.

#non-movie bables #contemplating a little horror story as a treat bc i miss writing

[traveling-madness]

thinking about that post from like a decade ago where OP "got really mad and made a dress in three days" and I used to be in awe which, to be fair I still am, but also I get it now. I understand now. my eyes are open. I get it.

#non-movie bables #I too will make a dramatic gown in 3 days if angered #or excited #or getting paid\

[traveling-madness]

I legit forgot you had a kayak until I saw your tags on that boat post

Yea I got him for my 10th birthday so i could go kayaking with my mom and grandmother and now he's transgender <3, they grow up so fast.

#non-movie bables #for those who did not see the post: i am he/himing a boat to be contrarian and also hes trans gender

[traveling-madness]

There are

#non-movie bables #hang on gimme a second

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idc about cringe i love ocs dude. love to make a little guy to put in Situations, love to make a little guy and fill them with Problems

#non-movie bables #[bangs my fist on the table] ANOTHER!

[traveling-madness]

Friendship at age 10: what if our warrior cats ocs were friends lol

Friendship age 17: we are both deeply traumatized in different ways and use fiction to cope, we keep our works private from most people but share them with eachother out of trust

Friendship age 24: what if our beyblade ocs were friends lol

#non-movie bables #this is not an exaggeration even a little bit #i love my best friend she does not have tumblr dot com but i want everyone to know shes cool #we are actively making our beyblade ocs hang out

[traveling-madness]

You are all so easily fooled by the trickery and wordsmithing of riddles. Perhaps it is not a sprite nor creature of the unknown knocking at the door, but merely a little gayboy who requires assistance, did you ever consider that?

#non-movie bables #fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy