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buttsmasher · 3 years

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Smell of an Alpha

[The fantastic @one-inch-chick submitted the photo that gave me this idea. BTW if you haven’t checked out his art yet, you should do so, he’s extremely talented. Feel free to check out the photo here.]

Warnings/Tags: Face Farting, Gay Farting, Willing Victim, Teasing, Pass out from Farting, Cumming from Farting

You try not to stare as Demarcus runs around the track. But the way his ass moves up and down in those tight pants is just purely erotic. You can’t not stare, and you know you can’t be the only one. No man should have an ass that fat and so hypnotic. You just try to take a peek and next thing you know, you dick is straining in your trainers as you’ve watched him run two laps.

You firmly shut your eyes and put your head in your hands so there’s absolutely no way you can keep staring. You keep willing your boner to go away so you can go back to stretching and start your morning jog, but your mind keeps wandering to Demarcus’s massive ass. You can’t help but imagine having him sit straight down onto your face after running all day in this terrible heat.

“Fuck fuck fuck.” You say absentmindedly as you ball your hands into fists. “Come on man, get yourself together.” You gave your cheeks two slaps before jumping up and bouncing from foot to foot. Your eyes are still closed and by some miracle your boner has decided to leave. But when you open your eyes, you freeze.

Demarcus is currently in front of you bent over touching his toes, his ass in perfect view. Your mouth falls open and you can feel drool starting to drip out of your mouth. His ass is just...perfect. There’s no other word for it, and you just want to know what it feels like. Your body takes a step closer to where he’s currently stretching. You have no control over yourself as you move on auto-pilot.

You watch as your hand reaches out and smacks his sizable ass. Then your hand grasps his right cheek and you shake it. His ass fills your hand completely and you can smell his musky body from where you’re standing. Your eyes go up his back and you come eye to eye with him. He’s giving you a confused look as he looks down at your hand and then back up to you and he gives you the most shit-eating grin.

“You havin’ fun?” He asks knowingly.

“Uh-uh I-I-” You fumble for words as you snatch your hand away. “Wh-why did I do that?”

“It’s alright bud.” He claps your shoulder. “You’re not the first fag to get overwhelmed by me.”

“I’m-uhh-” You clear your throat “not a fag?” You don’t know why it comes out as a question but it makes Demarcus laugh.

“Look man,” He wraps his arm around your waist and pulls you in close. “I know I have a great ass. I ain’t blind. And what kind of human would I be if I didn’t let a fag get off to my ass every now and then.” He moves a hand of yours so it’s touching his glutes.

“Uh thanks?”

“You’re welcome.” His smile is very confusing, a bit cocky but also a bit genuine. You’re not too sure what to make of it. You both stand there quietly as he continues to let you grope his ass. He then slowly moves your hand over his crack.

PFFFFFFF

You stare at him in horror as you realize he just farted on your hand.

“Well I have to get going.” He looks at an imaginary watch. “See ya around?” You stare at your hand and then back at him then back at your hand.

“Yeah-well maybe?” Your confusion makes him laugh and you watch as he walks away.

“See ya tomorrow fag!” He gives a wave and you wave back even though he’s not even looking at you.

“Tomorrow? Yeah.” You mumble the words not really registering with you. All you can focus on is your hand. You slowly bring it up to your nose and you take a small whiff. Your eyes go cross as his lingering ass funk fills your nose. You need to get home now!

You rush back to your car to head home, totally forgetting to even do your workout. The only thing you can focus on is how his ass felt as you squeezed and how amazing that fart smelt on your hand. You can’t even wait to get home and end up having to stop on the side of the highway to rub one out. You end up cumming in your boxers and by the time you get home it’s all gross and dried.

You plant your face against your steering wheel to catch your breath. “What the fuck is wrong with me?” You sigh.

*****The Next Day*****

You’re embarrassed to say that you came back the next day just to see Demarcus in action again. Not even pretending to do a workout today, you try to hide in an inconspicuous spot where you don’t think he’ll be able to notice you. You even bring binoculars with you.

Shit, maybe he’s right. Maybe you are a fag.

You’re looking through them, trying to find any sign of him when finally you see him exit the locker rooms and head out to the track. This time he’s wearing a tighter pair of shorts that leave nothing to the imagination.

You take a big gulp, trying your best not to let your mind get overwhelmed with even more inappropriate thoughts. You can’t lie though, you came about 5-7 times last night from different scenarios you would beg Demarcus to try. But right now, this is probably the best you’ll get.

You spy as Demarcus stretches on the side of the track. Again his ass is in perfect view and your dick is quickly tightening your pants. He lifts his leg up to his butt and holds it for a moment and then does the other before he finally starts jogging around the track. You notice he seems to be going slower than yesterday and in his second lap you can see himself fanning his face like he smelled something bad.

Your mind immediately goes back to one of your mastubatory dreams from last night where he loads you up with his manly gas. The thoughts make your dick thoroughly strain against your boxers and you try your best to think of anything else.

Demarcus stops in front of you, maybe 20 feet away from your hiding spot. He puts his hands on his knees and takes a couple of deep breaths.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT

From your vantage point, you can hear him releasing terrible torrents of gas. “Fuck.” He says pretty loudly as he rubs his stomach. “What did they put in that protein shake?” Demarcus stretches to the left and then to his right and makes eye contact with you. You see his pained face turn into a mischievous smile.

“Well hey there fag face!” He says standing upright. You give a short wave back as he walks towards you. “Were you here hiding from me?”

“Nooo.” You say unconvincingly. “I just like-uh-being one with nature.”

“Sure you do.” You see his right eye twitch.

PFFFFFFFFFFFF

“I’m telling ya man, I’ve got the worst gas today.” He pats his stomach a couple times.

“Yeah I can, uhh, hear that.”

“If only there was a fag ‘round here, that would graciously sniff these butt blasts so I don’t have to smell them.” You gulp, he couldn’t possibly mean you could he. “Do you know one?” You shake your head no. “You sure?” You nod. “Well if you find one, tell him I’ll be in the locker rooms.”

“Fuck, fuck, fuuuuck.” You whisper-yell as Demarcus jogs back towards the direction of the locker rooms. You argue with yourself whether or not you’re going to go. “I have to go.” You stand upright. “I have to.” You quickly jog after Demarcus.

When you get to the locker room, you see Demarcus bending over the bench and letting out soft groans.

PFFFFFFFFBBRBRFFFF PFFFFFFFFFF

He’s still letting out farts and you can’t stop yourself from walking up behind him and getting on your knees. Demarcus notices you and makes a show of shaking his ass. “Couldn’t stay away couldya?” You sheepishly shake your head no and you take a loud inhale of his musky ass. “It’s alright, all you fags need to learn at some point.” He moves his hand behind your head and holds you firmly against him. “You can’t resist an alpha.”

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

You’re subjected to the pure manly stank of him. It’s raw and terrible and it makes your eyes water. He strongly smells of rotten eggs and you have to ask yourself how you got yourself in this situation. You don’t fight him though, you just stay there taking deep whiffs of his ass funk.

“There you go, breathe me in.” Your mouth slightly falls open. “Let my ass control your thoughts.” His voice is so calm and addicting, you fall into a trance. “Deep breath.” You take a large inhale.

PFBRBRBBFFFFTTTT PFFF

He times the farts perfectly making sure you get a lungful of his toxic fumes. “Yeah, like that. Breathe me in fag.” You take another large breath not wasting any of the rotten garbage he’s releasing from his ass.

He lets go of the back of your head. “Lay down for me fag.”

“Yes sir.” You obey laying down on the rough concrete floor.

“Good fag.” He squats down over your face, his ass not quite touching you.

PFFFFFFFBRBRB PFFFFFFF PFFFF PBFBFBF PFFFFFFFTTT PFFFFFFF

“Aww fuck.” He sighs in relief and you push your head against his clothed ass again. “You like how that smells?”

“Yes sir.”

“Yes Alpha.” He corrects.

“Yes alpha.”

“What’s it smell like?”

PRFFFBFFFTTT PFFFFFFTTTT

“Old eggs. Rott-rotten sewage?” You struggle to put a coherent thought together, your fag brain blissed out.

“Do you want more?”

“Please alpha, give me more.” You beg and you hear him chuckle.

“Anything for you faggot.” You watch as he pulls his shorts down so you’re staring at his bare ass. He finally puts his full weight on you by sitting down straight onto your face.

PFFFFFFFFFFBRBRBFFFFFFFTTT

“That’s just for you fag. So make sure you get it all in your fag lungs.”

“It smells so good, alpha.” Your brain is empty with the only thought to serve him.

“You fags are so easy. One whiff of a man, and here you are. Begging me for my nasty farts. You’re as bad as a pig. You know that right? You’re a pig, fag.”

PFFFFFFFF PFFFFFFFFBBRRRFFFFFFFTTT

You know he’s right. You should be disgusted, but seriously you’re so fucking hard you’re scared that you’re about to unload in another pair of your boxers. Your eyes are rolled back in pleasure as you inhale everything he gives you.

“I bet I could make you cum from this.” He waggles his hips, making sure you’re bounced between both of his cheeks. “Think you could cum from me farts piggy?” You fevisherly nod your head yes, and he laughs. “Fucking pathetic.” He gets out between laughs.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

And there it is. You’re seeing stars as you start shooting your load in your boxers.

PFFFFFFFFFFFF PFFFFF PFFFTT

His ass doesn’t let up as your back arches from the amount of cum you’re shooting. It’s probably one of the best orgasms that has rocked your body.

PFFFFFBRBRBFFF PBBBFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fart after fart gets let loose to the point that you go from seeing stars to everything going black from lack of fresh air.

“Alpha.” You struggle.

“Nighty night piggy.”

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

Everything goes black as your head falls lax onto the concrete floor. The worst smelling fart knocks out any remaining fresh air that you had left. Demarcus gets up leaving you on the floor to marinate in his stink. When you do finally wake up, you find his scent still lingering all over you and your shorts are sticky from dried cum.

You can’t help it that your hand snakes its way down to your dick and you start jacking off to the lingering scent of the alpha. It’s natural for a piggy to love the stink, especially a piggy fag like you.

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chaos-monkeyy · 3 years

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Tagged by @frankthesnek and @a-storm-of-roses like a million years ago whoops 🙈 Thank you!!

nickname: chaos (i.. probably actually respond better to that than my 'real' name at this point skjdfhdkf)

zodiac: none thank you

height: 174 cm / 5'8.5"

last movie I saw: ...dammit, I literally just watched it over the weekend, which one was it-- OH YEAH Tucker and Dale vs Evil 🤣🤣 best comedy horror in the fucking world. Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine are just excellent in it, I wind up crying from laughing so hard every damn time I watch it.

I probably shouldn't put a gif BUT I'M GONNA

last thing I googled: ...well the last two were for this ask - "tucker and dale vs evil" because I'm bad with names and could only remember Alan Tudyk's 🙈, and 174cm in inches - but right before that was "mobius villain gif" (and I FOUND the one I wanted!!)

favourite musician: Paul McKenzie/The Real McKenzies

song stuck in my head: death bed (coffee for your head) - powfu & beabadoobee (don't ask me why, it's not my usual tastes and it makes me sad)

blogs following: 92

amount of sleep: not enough

lucky number: I don't have a lucky number, but my favourite number is 10

what am I wearing: ...green/khaki cargo shorts, my black bob's burgers pride tshirt, and a plaid flannel shirt whale shush 🤣

dream job: writer, of the paid variety

dream trip: one where I don't get any bug bites 😂😭

languages: English, French, a smattering of German, and I still remember a couple random words from te reo Māori

favourite food: [skipping this one because it's all things I can't eat anymore 😒 *sulks*]

play an instrument: ...oh god, okay FINE, I played the euphonium (baritone) in high school and fucking hated it 😆

favourite song: too many to choooose, it always depends on my mood 😩 I guess I've been listening to Rx by Theory of a Deadman a fair bit recently, but I dunno if it's a *favourite*. If I could only listen to one song for the rest of my life maybe The Tempest by The Real McKenzies?

random fact: ...I legitimately don't understand why anyone visits Disneyworld/land ever, it sounds like a nightmare

describe yourself as aesthetic things: !!?? that's hard, what 🤣 uhhmmm.... chains, well-worn leather, crunchy autumn leaves, a campfire, and a book that's been read so often it's falling to pieces and the page corners are all soft and rounded. does that count? pls tell me that counts, I have no idea what I'm doing here

I have nooo idea who's been tagged lately so uhh @wantonwhale @revakah @notebookishtype @luredin @carsonsweebabyturtles @dedkake @grand-admiral-lawn and anyone else, if you want to! (also please tell me if anyone wants me to stop tagging you in stuff 🙈)

#tag games #chaos babbles

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hurricane-rogerina-blog · 5 years

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Queen Asks!

Tagged by @toplesstaylor thank you!!

1. Which member do you think you’re most similar to, why?

I'm too dumb to be Brian and not soft enough to be Deacy. Idk I really see myself in both Freddie and Rog (or at least i really want to). The creativity and the stupid stubbornness, yep definitely those two.

2. What song do you feel was made for you?

Drowse. The lyrics really stick with me tho I'm probably still too young to be able to relate perfectly with it. I'm obsessed with the idea of reminiscing and nostalgia, with what it means to be young and the mess of emotions that comes with it. Yeah I dunno I just love this soft side to Roger and i wish he wrote more songs like it.

3. If you could add a scene to the movie, what piece of Queen history would you include?

Roger locking himself in a cupboard because we were robbed. But I also really wish they stuck to the timelines and recreated their outfits instead of putting together their own wardrobe.

4. What is your favourite live song of theirs?

crazy little thing called love. Freddie with the guitar? The killer baseline? That thing freddie and brian do during the guitar solo? Brian swiTCHING BETWEEN 3 GUITARS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SONG !! "ready freddie ?!?!!". Any live version of this song could raise me from the dead

5. If you could hang out with a member (dead or alive) for a day, who would it be and what would you do with them?

Freddie! I would love just to have a conversation with him. We'll spend the whole day chatting, I'll let him go off with his wildest stories. I'll ask for his advice on everything, I'll let him dress me up. What a dream.

Uhh yeah thanks for letting me rant, this was surprisingly so much fun so I'm tagging @deacydeac @allthe-queens-men @bismillah-nooo (y'all dont have to do it, sorry if you've been tagged before)

#personal #tag game

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intothedanvers-e · 6 years

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Recuérdame

Word Count: 753

Pairing: Tom Holland x Latinx Reader

Summary: You get home from a day of grocery shopping to find your boyfriend home earlier than expected and playing the guitar, which he hasn’t done in a while. You decide to let him jam out alone when you start to hear lyrics you immediately recognize.

Authors Note: ok listen I was listening to Recuérdame (arrullo) [in Spanish duh] when I saw that gif of Tom playing the guitar and it fucked me up thinking about him learning to play that song for u. also u fuckin guessed it I fucking LOVE Coco and that song is arguably one of the best on the album (Gael Garcia Bernal did an amazing job) and WE NEED MORE TOM HOLLAND X LATINX READER CONTENT OKAY MY BROWN ASS DEMANDS IT. Ok sorry if u don’t like Coco (ur nuts and probably don’t like happiness) and if u haven’t seen it uh go watch it its literally on Netflix and its amazing ok bye hope u enjoy it. ALSO THE ITALICS IS EVERYTHING TOM IS SAYING, i didnt want to confuse anyone so yeah.

Here’s my masterlist!

You walked into the quiet apartment, dropping the groceries in your arms onto the kitchen counter. You figured it was empty, Tom had been away in town getting ready to begin production on one of his new projects. You started to put the groceries away when you heard light guitar strumming coming from the room that was technically used as on office by the both of you. You saw a sleepy Tessa’s head perk up, quickly followed by a quick trot down the hall.

“Who’s in there girl? Que oyes?”

The door was slightly cracked open but Tessa pushed it further open when she walked in. You recognized the sound that was coming from the room, it was one of your favorite songs from Coco. You and Tom watched it together a few weeks ago and even though you watched it in English first, you insisted he watched it in Spanish as well. He had a basic understanding of Spanish, he’d been getting better since dating you considering how often you switched between English and Spanglish, so he didn’t have much of a problem which made you happy because you preferred the songs in full Spanish. Every time the scene with Hector and baby Coco came up you couldn’t help but shed a few tears. It had been a while since you heard Tom playing his guitar so you decided to let him keep playing uninterrupted. You started walking down the hall when you heard his voice.

“Recuérdame….hoy me tengo-dammit.”

He stopped playing and started over again.

“Recuérdame, hoy me tengo que ir mi amor…”

He stopped to write something in his notebook. You walked to the door frame and pushed it fully open, leaning against the frame staring at your boyfriend with a smile glued to your face.

“Que haces amor?”

“Oh geez you weren’t supposed to be home till later love.”

“Nooo, you weren’t supposed to be home till later. I thought you guys were going to start shooting today?”

“Uhh no not today,” he said immediately looking down to avoid your eyes.

“You’re hiding something aren’t you?”

He shook his head silently as he began to pet Tessa’s head, clearly still trying to avoid making eye contact with you.

“Tomás.”

You took a seat on the floor next to Tess, still trying to make eye contact with Tom.

“Mi amor can you just tell me?”

He looked up at you, immediately breaking any front he was trying to keep up. He rotated in the chair and handed you a notebook. Written on the page were the lyrics to the song Recuérdame line by line, with either several check marks or red x’s at the end of each line. You were slightly confused.

“It was supposed to be a surprise.”

“What is it?”

He slightly lifted the notebook up in your hands and started turning pages in it. On each page were enunciation charts and sentences written in Spanish, even a few pages that looked like quizzes because they seemed to be graded.

“Beside going into town for meetings and training, I’ve been meeting with a Spanish teacher.”

“Babe I said if you wanted me to teach you Spanish I would.”

“No I know, but I wanted to surprise you. I know you love this song even though it makes you cry every time, and I know you’ll listen to it and cry alone when I’m gone for a month and a half in a few weeks so I thought I’d make it slightly happier and learn it and record it for you as a reminder that even when I’m away filming I’m still always here with you. I know it sounds like a dumb idea now but I just wanted to do this so you wouldn’t feel so lonely.”

You climbed into his lap and wrapped your arms around his neck, leaving little kisses all over his face.

“No no no no mi amor that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever wanted to do for me,” you said pushing his chin up so he can look at you.

“Really?”

He rested his head on your collarbone leaving tiny kisses on your neck.

“Yes and I love that even when you’re stressed about a project you still think about me. I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

He lifted his head up and finally made eye contact with you.

“I love you hermoso.”

“Ya casi güerito.”

“Hey!”

You ran your hands through his curls and kissed him, still giggling.

Tag list: @peeterparkr @misformarvel @spideres @spideyziam @tsh-holland @softytom porque se identificaron cuando estaba buscando latinxs y la verdad me emocione porque tenia miedo que era la unica pero aqui estamos, si no les gusta lo siento!

#tom holland #tom holland fluff #tom holland fanfiction #tom holland fic #tom holland x reader #tom holland x y/n #tom holland x poc #tom holland x woc #tom holland latinx #tom holland x latinx reader #pixar coco #tom holland oneshot #tom holland boyfriend #tom holland spanish

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wannawrite · 6 years

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All For One

who?: Wanna One’s Lai Guanlin, Cube Ent’s / Pd101’s Yoo Seonho genre: 🌸 type: bullet point blog navigator. • you have two Cube Chicks for best friends • is this a good or bad idea? this...is the cutest, softest thing...possibly...ever. I’ll try my best! Made me think of my best friends a lot :”) TYSM @isaluciavevo for requesting - Admin L

• ahhhh the Cube Chicks are back together again • honestly,,,who...just who in the right mind thought that this would be a good idea • because it is a GREAT idea • but • warning: Cube Chicks may cause trouble out of good intention • good vibes only • that’s how y’all roll • if you want it • you go get it • and your boys will support you • both are competitive sportsmen • basketball team!! • captain • and vice-captain • it’s a v v messy yet memorable friendship • sometimes it’s you trying to keep Seonho and Guanlin alive • sometimes it’s Guanlin trying to keep you and Seonho from getting arrested • yeah • it’s Seonho for everything • have you seen this boy? • he gets in so much trouble its a miracle you haven’t bailed him out of jail yet • but he’s a good boy, don’t worry • he’s just clumsy and childish • kind of doesn’t think of consequences before acting • sort of plunges both feet into hot water without dipping his toes to check first • but • that’s how your entire friendship functions • it’s a good friendship • you share a class with Seonho • and it’s crazy • he sits next to you • some days he never pays attention to the teacher and gossips to you throughout class • other days he’s like • ‘hey seonho can I borrow a pencil-’ • ‘shush. pay attention to the teacher, y/n.’ • damn Seonho I just wanted a pencil I didn’t ask for this slander • but you love him • in school, he’s the first person to greet you at your locker in the mornings • with a bright smile, his backpack slung over his shoulder • then he ruffles your hair playfully, messing it up completely • true friendship :”) • ‘ahh, I know that person you like will definitely take notice of you now,’ he teases • then you guys walk to assembly and class together • sometimes in class, you guys have a sheet of foolscap paper in between the desks • and either one of you will draw or write some really cute, heart-warming, heart-fluttering bullshit • okay you get my drift • ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie’ • ‘cheer up!’ • ‘have fun at basketball practice later!’ • ‘i miss Guanlin :(‘ • ‘>:( what about me’ • ‘I love Guanlin :D’ • ‘ :”( ‘ • ‘ily2 dw ❤️’ • Seonho smiles before folding up the paper and sticking it into his bag just as your teacher walks by • he has an incredible knack of never getting in trouble • he can create trouble but he doesn’t get in it • explain later • okay now • Seonho is also super concern and caring • during lunch if he gets pizza, he makes sure to buy some for you too • and Guanlin of course • ‘pfpp lol hyung you can buy your own’ • ‘yah, you still owe me from last week’s frozen yoghurt.’ • bickers over food • visits your house very often • he just comes to nap on your bed • ‘nooo I’m here to inspect if you cleaned your room like you said you did in your Snapchat story.’ • really, he just wants access to your pantry and kitchen • while eating popcorn, you and Guanlin doodle things all over his arms when he’s sleeping • not dicks pls • Seonho is a child • he needs his sleep • after sleeping, he makes sure to go out with you and Guanlin a lot • barbecue is a MUST • in fact, the owner is a classmate’s parent • and always give you guys a discount • THAT’S how regular y’all are • and there’s always a tad bit more food for your table • karaoke is a favourite • time for swaggy rapper™️ to shine • speaking of Guanlin • he’s a year older • yet not that much more mature • or sensible • jk, he is • quieter and shyer than Seonho • but just as goofy when he opens up to you • is fake deep • ‘I want to get a tattoo of a burrito because we get so wrapped up in our internal feelings and sadness, that we ignore the crisp and goodness outside.’ • sends really meaningful things to the group chat at 12am • Guanlin🐥: you guys mean the world to me, I would never trade y’all for anything else • Seonho🐣: aww hyung :”) • you: 💓💓💓 • changes the group chat profile pic very often • he went through an entire streak of Kermit the frog for a month • Guanlin really likes memes • more than Seonho • and Seonho has a folder of 500+ pictures of memes alone • at 3.30am, Guanlin will send memes to the group chat • kermit the frog memes • pepe memes • any other meme you can think of • sometimes recycles memes • edits memes • Guanlin🐥: hey Daniel hyung promised me a lifetime worth of pizza if I gave Seonho to Minhyun hyung • Guanlin🐥: so lmao bye bye Seonho • Guanlin🐥: you’re the sacrifice • Seonho actually disappears for a couple of hours • wh00ps • but Guanlin is EXTRA • extra sweet ;) • advises you both of life • ‘now...my young grasshoppers, I’m going to teach you how to sleep in class and not get caught.’ • ‘this is how you secretly eat pizza rolls in the middle of math’ • ‘LiSTEN, this is how you sneak in a waffle maker to make breakfast in morning assembly’ • but he does actually help • he helps both of you with studies • pushes Seonho to study by treating him to pizza • and ice cream • and chicken • Guanlin tells you tips and tricks to memorise math formulas better • uses creative analogies • ‘okay, imagine that x is a sheep. So 2x would mean 2 sheep and then 4x + -3x would be?’ • I don’t even know actually but let’s just pretend I do • ‘guys, if you get Mr Kai as your math teacher next year, tell me.’ • is a nice, responsible and caring older brother • gets really protective from time to time • it’s the small actions that give him away • like • ‘no, I’ll walk you out to the gate, don’t go by yourself.’ • ‘text me when you get home safe, okay?’ • will walk you to the bus stop and take your bus even if it goes the opposite way • makes some lame excuse • ‘uhh, my sister’s friend’s dog is in the area so I’m going to meet him and we’ll go back together.’ • ‘I need to pick up dry cleaning for my mother. You know how she’s fussy about her evening gowns.’ • ‘Lin, it’s 9pm at night...the shop is closed.’ • red-faced • ‘oh’ • Guanlin is #1 on speed dial on both your phones • ‘in cases y’all get drunk, call me, no one else knows how to take care of you two.’ • Seonho always texts him when he’s arrived safely at home • with a cute selfie sometimes • Guanlin tracks both the children’s sleep schedules in his diary watch him • is generous • pays for your haircuts • *pushes both of you into the salon Jinyoung works at* • ‘since school is almost over, you guys need a look for summer.’ • ‘hey Jinyoung, these are my friends so take good care of them wink wonk’ • ;) • I got you • Taiwanese chick is slyer than a fox • Seonho sits in the salon chair with pitch black hair • and emerges with a blonde streak down the middle • you don’t sense anything wrong • until Baejin starts to whip out green hair dye • ‘WAIT’ • you wrestle Jinyoung for that box • ‘HOW MUCH DID GUAN PAY YOU? I CAN PAY YOU MORE!’ • Guanlin’s hair ends up being blondish green • well done • he also once convinced Jinyoung to chop off a good 4 inches of your hair • I could use some 4 inches in height • hah • speaking of height • Guanlin is tall • so is Seonho • and Guanlin is just a bit more of that annoying tall friend who makes fun of everyone who isn’t as tall as them • yes thank you for putting MY box of cookies on the top shelf of my pantry • aww Seonho you sweetheart, thanks for helping • he smirks and takes the whole box for himself • sigh • tall people • if you hang out in the evenings • Guanlin always drags Seonho’s ass out of your house to the basketball courts nearby • to practice • you know • time to grind😤😫 • you tag along • trying to win against a basketball team captain and vice-captain • some die heroes • ‘WatCH ME’ • your best friends just chuckle and shrug • but they are also your support squad • ‘jUst JUMP YOU GOT THIS!’ Guanlin yells enthusiastically • once, he even bought a loudspeaker • ‘LET’S GO TEAM!’ • and it got taken away by a park warden • then he brought another one • and a policeman on patrol swiped it • so Guanlin relied on his swaggy rapper™️ voice • Seonho becomes the spectator • ‘AND-AND WILL Y/N SCORE FOR THE FIRST TIME?’ • this is how you guys spend the weekends • ‘...THEY DO. A MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED.’ • Guanlin runs and catches you in a hug, overjoyed • Seonho joins soon after • and the three of you collapse in the cold court floor, bursting into laughter • but your heart couldn’t feel any warmer :”) • ‘ahhh, I could spend all night here.’ • but of course, realistically, you can’t • so all of you retire to Guanlin’s mansion • I make him a rich boy in every single one of my works I realised I’m sorry • sometimes it becomes a sleepover • like pillow fights • making s’mores • scaring the hell out of his chef in the process • ‘dAMNIT GUANLIN YOUR PARENTS WILL KILL ME IF YOU BURN THE BOTTOM OF THIS POT.’ • ‘they’ll fire you if you swear at me, right?’ he says cockily, raising an amused brow • his chef just huffs. ‘I’ve known you since you ran around in diapers, goodness.’ • ahhh • his chef is gracious nonetheless and brings you guys platters of snacks for your movie night • includes a lot of yelling • Seonho getting spooked easily • Guanlin taking time to calculate if the scenario could happen in real life then reacting • the kind of best friends to watch Netflix with you until 12am • ‘c’mon,’ Seonho whispers. ‘Everyone should be asleep by now.’ • the three of you creep up to Guanlin’s spacious rooftop garden • star-gazing time • you pop open the soda bottles and get bags of chips • sipping cola • looking at the stars • back on the ground, head to head to form a circle • ahhh • ‘oh! shooting star!’ • ‘hey, that constellation looks like a horse!’ • it’s just a good time filled with laughter, jokes, food and friendship • as the night wears on, things get really deep and personal • these hangouts have sort of become personal therapy sessions for you • whatever you want to say • say it • all of you trust each other with your lives • a lot of things get lifted off each other’s chest • figure out problems together • help each other out • just a genuine, meaningful time of bonding • when it ends, you feel more secure and loyal to your friends • you and Seonho take the enormous couch in the gaming room while Guanlin sleeps in his bed a few doors down • he makes sure to tuck both of you in • and talk until one of you falls asleep before he tucks himself in • such a pure and real friendship • supportive • loving • loyal • and caring • during Christmas time, you guys team up to bake cookies and other holiday treats • it obviously isn’t the greatest idea • I mean, have you seen Guan and Seonho’s ‘It’s meringue time!’? yeah • seonho insists on icing his own cookies this year • he later spent almost an hour scraping icing off the ceiling of his kitchen • taking turns to help decorate each other’s houses • gift shopping for the rest of your clique together • synonymously agreeing to buy yet another fly swatter for Daniel • maybe some shoe insoles for Sungwoon • savages 24/7 • puns all around • breathe memes • especially Guanlin • like that boy has a basketball jersey with Kermit on the back • he actually wears it out • gave an identical one to Seonho for his birthday • and you received one as well for Christmas • from your Secret Santa • at basketball matches • it’s a given you’re there to support them, rain or shine • so if your crush wants to see you, they attend the game • a night before, you’re spamming the group chat with encouraging messages and gifs • they’re like ‘pffp we don’t need these’ but it actually cheers them up • HEART MELTING • there’s always a small spat in the group chat on whose jersey/jacket you will wear • Guanlin🐥: hEY I’M OLDER THAN YOU. • Guanlin🐥: THEY CAN WEAR YOURS ANY OTHER TIME, THIS IS ONE OF MY LAST COMPETITIONS

• Seonho🐣: I FRICKIN WASHED AND DRY CLEANED MY JERSEY FOR THIS i’msorryimessedup

• on the day itself, you’re clad in Seonho’s practice jersey and Guanlin’s jacket • the cutest • everyone assumes y’all daring • but all of you are just the closest of friends • friendship goals • plus, they’re the best wingmen • just a super supportive, real, joyous friendship

#wanna one #wanna one scenarios #produce 101 #produce 101 scenarios #lai guanlin #yoo seonho #cube entertainment #cube trainees #cube chicks

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bkwrm523 · 7 years

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Communication

Title: Communication Rating: Explicit Pairing: Chris Pike/reader Word Count: 2703 Warnings: smut, smut, and vibrators Tags: @mysupernaturalfics @vintagevalentinexx @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @cookingglitterfairy @kittenofdoomage @catsoftheapocalypse @medicatemedrmccoy @mccoymostly @goodnightwife @mrswhozeewhatsis Summary: Chris Pike, smut, a vibrator, and a phone call. And some texting. That’s all you get. Prompt: @gracieminabox said “I wanna know how good Chris is with his fingers.” Author’s Note: beta’d by @gracieminabox and @bookcaseninja

There were times when you wished you were still on a starship. Serving starfleet by shuffling papers, taking calls, and arranging meetings could be deadly dull. Days like today, when you were stuck at home with a still-healing leg, but still working via comm calls, made you wonder about accepting this assignment.

The advantages, though, still outweighed the boredom; you got to live with your boyfriend, Admiral Chris Pike, and come home to him every day. That would hardly be the case on a starship. You sighed from your position on the couch; you were lounging with your leg elevated as instructed, trying not to be bored.

It was stupid to miss him this much; you got to seem him when he came home. Except… working in the same building, lunches together, nagging him to come home on time. You missed his desk. And he’d been working late a few nights in a row, so you hadn’t actually seen him this week. You sighed and rubbed your forehead. You’d tried subtle ways of telling him he’d been overworking; messages that you missed him, sending over leftovers for lunch as a gentle reminder of the dinner he’d missed. Fuck it; time to play dirty.

You pulled up your PADD, and the text messaging system, tapping your fingers on the edge of the screen as you tried to decide what to send. After a moment, you wiggled out of your shirt, carefully posing on the couch and snapped a few pictures of yourself. Maybe this would motivate him, you thought, sending the first one.

***

Chris Pike sighed, trying to ignore the headache threatening behind his temples. He should have been home hours ago but… this was too important. He took a deep breath, and forced himself to focus. He was in the middle of a meeting with the other Admirals, and this business had been put off too long already. His PADD, facedown on the table in front of him, buzzed almost imperceptibly as he answered a question. He ignored it for a minute, focusing on the debriefing.

About five minutes passed, and Chris’ PADD buzzed several more times. He internally sighed. It had better not be about more meetings; he was starting to dream about paperwork.

The conversation in the meeting turned away from him, and Chris sat back in his chair, covertly flipping his PADD up to check who’d been messaging him.

Chris nearly choked. It took all of his skill to keep a straight face as he got a damn good look at the half naked selfie you'd just sent him. He didn't flinch or make any noise for a long moment, but his much-neglected cock suddenly woke up. He scrolled through the pictures you'd sent him until his pants became uncomfortably tight, and he realized he'd have to come up with a plan to leave the room... which involved calming down enough to be less obvious. Chris cleared his throat and quickly closed your pictures.

“Bad news, Chris?” The man sitting next to him murmured. He looked vaguely amused, and for a heart stopping moment, Chris wondered if the man had seen the selfies.

“Just someone who should know better than to send me these during this meeting.” Chris replied after a moment, forcing himself to look annoyed. The man chuckled quietly, and returned his attention to the meeting. Chris took a sip of the water glass in front of him, trying to get his racing thoughts into order.

A flash of guilt passed through him as he tried to remember the last time he'd spent time alone with you, and couldn't. He took a breath, and lifted his PADD again, typing a quick reply.

I'm in a meeting. You're gonna be paying for that later.

***

Two hours later, you were eating the last of your dinner on the couch. Leg slung over the back of the couch meant it was elevated; plus that was more comfortable than trying to mess around with the chairs. Greater range of motion, and cushions.

The door slammed shut as you ate the last bite. You froze for a second mid-chewing, before you quickly swallowed your bite.

“Do you have any idea how much work it took to keep the other Admirals from realizing I had a hardon?” Chris Pike’s voice came from the entrance to your apartment. You tried and failed to cover a snort of amusement. “Keep laughing. You're just digging yourself in deeper.”

When Chris walked into the room, he looked haggard. For a moment, you regretted teasing him. He could have used some sleep instead. Then you noticed his eyes dilated and the sizeable bulge in his pants, and you momentarily forgot how to breathe.

“Do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in?” He asked you, eyes fixed on you with almost the same look he gave a misbehaving crewman, hair tousled and messy. You swallowed, not replying; you were pretty sure the only noise you could make was a meep, transfixed as you were by those eyes. He stalked over to you, moving closer until you shuffled your legs closer out of habit, making room for him on the couch. He sat down in the middle of the couch, then gave you an expectant look. You made a tiny squeak before you started moving. He helped you move, keeping you from banging your still-injured leg on anything, until you were lying ass up over his lap.

You felt his hands on you, lifting your shirt (incidentally, one of his uniform shirts) to expose your bare ass. Bare because you weren’t wearing pants. Or underwear.

“Such a beautiful ass,” he murmured thoughtfully. “Shame I have to punish it.” He smacked your bare ass hard instants after he stopped speaking, giving you no time to tense for the strike. You jerked a little in surprise, yelping. He kept going, alternating sides and intensity until you were sure your ass was red, and you were oozing wetness all over his thighs.

Naturally, just then, your comm went off.

You both froze a second, startled out of the moment, before you cursed softly. You craned your head to glance over your shoulder and up at him, shooting an apologetic look.

“Sorry, I totally forgot. I have to take that.” You told him. He smiled and gently patted your sore ass, making you jump a little. He twisted to reach your comm on the side table, and handed it to you. You sighed before you answered, propping your head up on your arms as you forced yourself to pay attention to the call. Hopefully this wouldn’t take long.

“No, you’re not interrupting me,” that statement of yours earned you an extra smack (you glared at him for that, getting an unrepentant smirk).

The call went on, and you tried to sound bored enough to encourage the man on the other end to just hang up already so you could get back to screwing your boyfriend! Chris shifted under you, making you feel a twinge of guilt.

When you heard the buzzing of the vibrator, however, you sat up a little, your eyes widening. You squirmed uneasily in his lap for a solid two seconds before you felt the head of the vibrator pushing into you.

“Y/n? You all right?” You heard from the comm. Shit, you must’ve made a noise.

“Yeah, I’m fffine.” You barely stuttered out, somehow managing to keep your voice level. Chris kept pushing the damn thing into you, slow but steady, with no regard to your quavering voice. You leaned forward onto your arms, trying to move your ass up and away from his teasing hand. His free hand cracked down hard on your ass, making you bite your lip to suppress a yelp, then pushed your ass back down.

The rabbit vibrator bottomed out in you, and you dropped your head onto the couch, barely suppressing a groan. He started thrusting it into you, and you couldn't help but start panting.

“Nooo, it's, uhh, it's fine.” You told the comm. “I was just, ugh, just exercising.” Chris pushed the vibrator up in intensity, and you had to bite at the couch cushion to suppress a noise.

“Yeah, they told me that, uh, that I haave to do these, uhh, exercises to get my leg back to normal.” Great, you thought; they wanted to make smalltalk. It was hard enough keeping your voice level with what Chris was doing to you with the vibrator. You just hoped they didn't think it was strange that you kept stuttering. You barely managed to control your breathing, keep it from being too obvious. Chris finally nudged your g-spot with the vibrator, and you saw sparks. You dug your nails into the couch, trying again after a moment to squirm away. Chris spanked you again, shoving your ass back down in place on his lap before the vibrator attacked your gspot. You gasped quietly, and your hips started grinding down onto the vibrator.

“Look, uhm, can we do this later? Like I said, I, uh, I’m in the miiiddle of exercising.” You babbled into the comm, barely keeping your voice level. You heard the comm mutter something back, you weren’t sure what, and quickly shut it. You probably interrupted them, but you were past caring. You tossed the comm aside, you didn’t see where it landed. You dropped your head into the couch, crying his name. Your ass lifted up into the air, again trying to escape his torture with the vibrator.

“Now, now.” Chris murmured. He spanked you again, and shoved your ass back down onto his hand. “You were a good girl; took your punishment well. Good girls get rewarded.” His hand stayed on your ass, holding it in place and stroking it with his thumb as he thrusted the vibrator into you until your eyes rolled back in your skull. Your hips rolled into his hand rhythmically, driving you closer to the edge. The vibrator thrusted into your gspot again, making you scream his name. Your vision whited out as your insides squeezed the vibrator, your orgasm throwing you up into the stratosphere. Chris pumped you with the vibrator, switching it to a higher intensity and never letting up. Your hands clenched the edge of the couch cushion hard until your knuckles hurt, the pleasure running through you making you utterly oblivious.

When he finally pulled the vibrator out of you, your muscles relaxed and you flopped back down onto his lap, panting into the couch. After a moment, you felt his hands on your side. He gently flipped you onto your back, then carefully shifted until he was lying on top of you. You didn’t move, still too tired from the last orgasm he’d given you. You made a sleepy mumble moments before his lips claimed yours, kissing you long and deep and slow. You gave a muffled moan as his tongue slipped into your mouth. He nuzzled a little at your mouth as he continued to kiss your breath away. His arms framed your torso, and you lifted your arms to wrap loosely around his shoulders, clinging to him and whimpering.

When he finally released your lips, you gasped for breath. You felt the warmth of his lips and breath move down your jawline, kissing and nipping at your sensitive skin, following the line of your jaw to your ear. You felt his hot breath on your sensitive skin moments before his lips sucked at the sensitive patch behind your ear. You cried his name softly, your tired muscles arching your back up into him. You felt and heard him chuckle at your reaction.

Chris made his way down your neck painfully slowly, rediscovering every patch of skin as though he’d never touched you before. You whined and writhed under him, reduced to a whining puddle of arousal and need. You moved one hand to bury in his hair and tugged sharply, trying to get him moving.

“Stop it.” He murmured, never taking his attention off your neck.

“Chris,” you whined, laughter in your voice despite yourself. “Come on.”

“Patience.” He murmured his reply into your collarbone.

His hands reached your breasts then, caressing your nipples with too-light caresses until you were whining beneath him. You felt him smile as he kissed and nipped his way up one breast, shooting you a too-pleased smirk before a nipple disappeared into his mouth. You cried his name and arched your back, your free hand digging into the couch cushion. His weight on you kept you from moving far, leaving you to writhe and cry his name as he viciously attacked your breasts with his mouth.

He didn’t stay there long; his mouth vanished from you while you were still dizzy, panting and trying to gather your scattered wits.

“You’re so wet down here, sweetheart.” Chris murmured. You looked down, and suddenly had trouble breathing at the sight before you. Chris was between your legs, eyeing your pussy ravenously. You felt his breath on your nether lips, bit your lip and silently willed him to get on with it, already.

He didn’t make you wait long. You felt him nuzzle your clit, and his tongue snaked out and gave it a little lick. Then the feeling was gone; his tongue on the crease where thigh met hip made you jump and squeal ticklishly.

Seconds stretched into years as he payed thorough attention to the outside of your pussy; tongue and fingers and teeth, licking and sucking and tiny careful nips at your folds until you were whining desperately, unable to stay still. He had a hand on your stomach, holding you in place as he continued to tease you relentlessly. You heard a dark chuckle from between your legs, and let out a frustrated groan. His lips and tongue delicately attacked your clit then, leaving you swimming in sudden sensation until Chris had both hands on your hips, pinning your writhing form to the bed. Your fingers dug into the couch cushions, tears leaking from your eyes as you failed to form words to plead your Admiral to push you over the edge already. Chris sucked your clit into his mouth then and you wailed, crying his name and came into his mouth. Your muscles tensed and your back arched, your climax drawing you higher as the man between your legs skillfully pushed you on and on.

An eternity later, you collapsed back down to the couch, panting. Moments later, Chris was above you. He planted his arms next to you, holding his weight above you and avoiding your injured leg. Slowly, you felt his cock push inside your soaking, exhausted pussy. You let out a tired moan, lacking the energy to plead with him as he carefully bottomed out in you. Chris waited for a moment then, nuzzling your face and giving you the chance to object while you adjusted to him. Soon, his powerful hips were moving.

His thrusts seemed a little reserved to you; again, he probably was worried about injuring you further. It certainly didn’t seem to show as you clung to him, whining into his shoulder as your pussy clenched tighter around his hard cock. You dropped your head down on the couch, fingernails digging into his back as you went higher. He immediately seized the opportunity, mouth latching onto your bare neck, sucking and biting hard enough to have you seeing stars. His cock surged in you, and you knew he was close. His mouth found the spot on your neck then, attacking it furiously until you wailed and came again, dragging him down with you until you finally blacked out.

When you came to, you had been moved to your bed. Chris was laying next to you, arm around you and still breathing a little hard.

“Did I-” you started to ask, your voice groggy.

“Yep.” Chris glanced at you, smirking a little in pride. He moved, sliding his arm under your head and cuddling closer to you. “Go back to sleep. You need your rest.” An involuntary smile lit your face as you drifted off again, reading the suggestion of another round.

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yumikoflare · 7 years

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wowie this is a loooong meme - thanks for the tag @wildricebear more like wild loser bear...........

Rules: Answer all questions and tag 20 people. (putting it under the cut bc it’s 100+ questions!)

1. What is your nickname? i go by yumi! my rl nickname has the same amount of letters 🤔

2. What is your zodiac sign? aqua sun / scorp moon

3. What is your favorite book series? not gonna lie i havent read any book series in a looong time but my fav manga series is fukigen na mononokean!

4. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? ofc, i believe in both!

5. Who is your favorite author? errr i honestly don’t have one ahaha but sunrisesongs has some reaaaally nice poetry if that counts

6. What is your current favorite song? rn i’m a huuuge fan of kenshi yonezu’s suna no wakusei, namely the soramafu cover!

7. What is your favorite word? uhh don’t have one.. but the word ‘warmth’ has always struck a chord in me?

8. What was the last song you listened to? i think it was ra ra rasputin b/c someone at band was playing it on his phone LOL

9. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? i don’t watch tv oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can’t think of anime recs either smhhh

10. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? i don’t watch movies if i’m feeling down but i remember enjoying the intern?

11. Do you play video games? mmm a little bit.. i play overwatch and sometimes osu and ive played a couple of mmorpgs here and there

12. What is your biggest fear? losing my purpose and passion

13. What is your best quality, in your opinion? i’m a good friend! i think that counts

14. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? my lack of patience and intolerance to trials

15. What is your favorite season? winter!!!!!!

16. Are you in a relationship? nah

17. What is something you miss from your childhood? honestly? i don’t miss much in particular from my childhood other than that Sweet Naive Bliss™ because things have been getting better in my life since then so

18. Who is your best friend? nizh, swirl, mari, gil, noah, sam, laura, kayla come to mind

19. What is your eye color? dark brown

20. What is your hair color? dark brown

21. Who is someone you love? all my friends...........

22. Who is someone you trust? the friends i listed earlier!!!

23. Who is someone you think about often? honestly as of recently myself bc im working on bettering myself LOL but other than that, i think of noah kinda often?

24. Are you currently excited about/for something? uuuuhhhh not particularly

25. What is your biggest obsession? currently overwatch

26. What was your favorite TV show as a child? probably spongebob aldsakdsla

27. Do you have any unusual phobias? mmmmmm not sure but my anxiety makes a lot of small things scary so

28. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? both!!!!

29. What is your favorite hobby? honestly not sure... i like writing but recently i’ve been very into photo and video editing so!!!

30. What was the last book you read? probably the hiding place

31. What was the last movie you watched? goosebumps i think? watched it at home w/ my mom bc she hadnt seen it before

32. What musical instruments do you play, if any? [[[the sound of me, panicked, aggressively slamming my mallets into a timpani can be heard in the distance]]]

33. What is your favorite animal? dogs.... i love dogs

34. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? hm i rly like yamiiino, kaiami, tofuvi, star-plasma, and zandraart!

35. What superpower do you wish you had? healing factor!!!

36. When and where do you feel most at peace? idk, whenever really, surrounded in my closest friends; either that or doing something i love alone

37. What makes you smile? my friends...... also getting praised......

38. What sports do you play, if any? FUNNY JOKE i cant sports

39. What is your favorite drink? hell....... i love lots of different types of teas (black, green, jasmine, honey, etc) and im also a sucker for matcha... and i also like ice blended drinks... and (virgin bc im underage) mojitos.... and smoothies.......... fdgkjkdf i love drinks a lot ok

40. Are you afraid of heights? yes 10000%

41. What is your biggest pet peeve? close-mindedness and intolerance to other ppl/ideas/etc + having to waste resources

42. Have you ever been to a concert? only one! was a mayday parade concert earlier this year

43. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? like everything LOL a singer and an author were prob my biggest ones tho

44. What fictional world would you like to live in? HONESTLY the fukigen na mononokean world would be cool to live in...

45. What is something you worry about? i simultaneously really like and dread band asdlsakdas

46. Are you scared of the dark? yup orz

47. Do you like to sing? heck yea!!!! singing is so good.....

48. Have you ever skipped school? no bc im a goody two-shoes™

49. What is your favorite place on the planet? i dunno! i don’t have one! the world’s so big there’s so many places i still have yet to go!!!

50. Where would you like to live? honestly idk i’m happy with where i am now LOL

51. Do you have any pets? i wish......... i want a doggo so bad but my sister and i are allergic

52. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? i don’t feel like either but i’m closer to a night owl

53. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? both..... the sky is a goddess and im in love with her.....

54. Do you know how to drive? i’m an anxious minor who is too afraid to get near the wheel LOL

55. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? headphones bc earbuds always fall outta my ears and its a Pain

56. Have you ever had braces? nope B)

57. What is your favorite genre of music? ummmmm i don’t have a fav bc i’m kinda flexible but i like alt rock? and j-rock/j-pop?

58. Who is your hero? to be completely honest idk if i have one LOL im my own hero™ B))))

59. Do you read comic books? nah

60. What makes you the most angry? probably the same as #41 as well as like myself?? bc i get frustrated with myself v often and that concept makes me angry asdsa;ldas

61. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? nizh wrote “i like real books but i’m so lazy that i’m more likely to read digital” and i am in agreement

62. What is your favorite subject in school? errrrrrrrr i suppose la? but i’m abt to enter some new classes and learn under totally new teachers so idk it’s bound to change!

63. Do you have any siblings? ye, one older sister

64. What was the last thing you bought? a flowy cardigan from yesterday!!!! im lov it.... i might post a pic of it

65. How tall are you? 5′1′’ and 3/8 sdfkjsdijeiwjeje

66. Can you cook? yo i wish..................

67. What are three things that you love? my friends, music, food/drinks LOL

68. What are three things that you hate? same as #41 and a third thing would prob be conflict?? idk

69. What is your sexual orientation? as far as i know i experience no sexual attraction (asexual) and i experience romantic attraction to anyone and everyone (panromantic) so!

70. Where do you currently live? socal

71. Who was the last person you texted? probably nizh

72. When was the last time you cried? mmmm maybe a week or two ago... i cant recall exactly when so thats good

73. Who is your favorite YouTuber? oooohhh.. im super mainstream but i love arikadou LOL also zylbrad, seagull, and etika

74. Do you like to take selfies? i do! i usually only take selfies like every once in awhile when im feeling cute and when i do i take A Lot

75. What is your favorite app? i lov line camera?? also google photos makes things mucho convenient

76. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? tbh i find my relationship with my parents to be closer than a lot of my friends’ so :0

77. What is your favorite foreign accent? i dunno! french accents are pretty cool

78. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? japan! also the philippines

79. What is your favorite number? idk but i like 5 and 8

80. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? both freak me out but the ocean is pretty interesting

81. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? not in the slightest LOLOL

82. Are you allergic to anything? intolerant to eggs, pretty allergic to any type of nuts so that sucks, n i got those Seasonal Allergies

83. Can you wiggle your ears? NO I HAVENT READ HARRY POTTER

84. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? umm idk how often LOL whenever i think im wrong..?? which is somewhat frequently?

85. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forests are lovely

86. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? honestly idk......... i remember my dad said smth about how you don’t always have to forgive everyone and by saying ‘it’s okay’ permits the other person to repeat the same action, so i choose my words rly carefully now bc of that :o

87. Are you a good liar? kinda half n half... depends on what i’m lying abt

88. What is your Hogwarts House? iiiiii forgot but it was either ravenclaw or hufflepuff... mightve been the former

89. Do you talk to yourself? YEAH especially when i’m practicing music or video editing

90. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert

91. Do you keep a journal/diary? as of very recently yes bc my therapist recommended me to do so :0

92. Do you believe in second chances? usually in most circumstances

93. Do you believe that people are capable of change? oh yeah definitely, anyone is capable of change, it just depends on their attitude towards it

94. Are you ticklish? yes i hate it

95. Have you ever been on a plane? yep, to san francisco and sacramento and i guess once to texas but that was before i could remember so

96. Do you have any piercings? nope and i don’t rly want any tbh

97. What fictional character do you wish was real? i have nooo idea there’s a lot of thought i’d have to put into this question LOL

98. Do you have any tattoos? nah but if i did they’d be veeeery simplistic

99. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? probably when i decided 1-2 years ago that i wanted to get my life back on track so i could become a person i could love and ive been making progress little by little ever since then

100. Do you believe in karma? mmmmm not reaaallyyyy..... like maybe a little bit but

101. Do you wear glasses or contacts? its ya girl almost legally blind and wearing contacts

102. Do you want children? not sure yet but probably

103. Who is the smartest person you know? no clue omg there are lots of smart ppl in this world

104. What is your most embarrassing memory? sometime in grade school i was sitting at the edge of a playground slide pleading for my friend not to push me down bc i rly had to pee but she did and i literally just pissed all over the slide and we just stared at each other for a long time and that was just........ Very Bad - I HAVE ANOTHER BAD MEMORY THOUGH it wasnt even long ago kill me??? i was at my friend’s house for dinner and her parents asked what my sister was studying and my sister just recently got into college and i had a veeeeeeeery vague grasp on what she was studying so i literally said ‘food and tectonics’ and i wanNA MCDIE BC I MEANT DIETETICS NOT T E C T O N I C S

105. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? mmm not a real one.. most ive done is stayed up til 6amish with nizh before goin to sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like i’m definitely capable of doing it i just don’t want to

106. What color are most of your clothes? dunno? i have a fairly colorful wardrobe but i almost always wear something w/ black if i’m not going for an all light outfit

107. Do you like adventures? depends on where to bc im very cautious LOL

108. Have you ever been on TV? nope

109. How old are you? how old is ur moM!! dab dab haha xd

110. What is your favorite quote? one of my favs is “there are no happy endings, endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start” by shel silverstein; i have a few others but thats the first that comes to mind

111. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory tbhhhh

112. Have your friends ever badly disapponted you? umm not badly but ive been mildly disappointed by a few LOL

113. What is your favorite scent? that clean/fresh linen smell?? and also lavender and then light stuff like eucalyptus mint

114. Random fact you know? the duck-billed platypus can’t keep its eyes open underwater, so it finds its prey by using sensors in its bill that detect electrical impulses n then they strike! theyre pretty cool animals..

115. What is your opinion on long distance relationships? nizh said “hard. just, really hard. not sure if it’s worth it” and i also agree

IT IS OVER wow ok 20 ppl is kind of a lot and this is a loooot of questions so im only gonna tag a tiny bit of ppl (dont have to do it if u dont wanna!): @dunmerhealer | @aftertaste-of-memes | @inspiringnokias yeah that’s it LOL this is just Hella Long so idk how many ppl would be up for doin this so ye ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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