Outer Banks Rp Meme
inspired by @multistoty @etherealrps @kierras @kookbled @pogueframed @cfknights @jaymaybnk and @sulsurfer
“Don’t worry, I will sugar mama you.”
"You might end up in the lions den, but you don't go there on purpose."
"You know what I was thinking, let's get married."
"I'd rather die than be without you."
You don't know what it's like to have the person closest to you vanish and then have no idea what happened. Just wake up every morning wondering."
"Here is a fun fact. Everyone you know will die."
"Its a good thing we are on a secret mission. We shouldn't even be using our real names."
"Momma's mad."
"I'd rather die than go to jail."
"Didn't you play baseball?"
"UntilI see a body, I won't give up."
"That was a good, dad joke."
"You want to make our own incriminating evidence? Is that what your talking about?"
"Denial's underrated. You should try it some time."
"It's only denial if your wrong."
“Not much of a hugger, man.”
"He's got the survival instincts of a cockroach."
"You hang out with trash, you get dirty."
Mild kelptomanic, future tax cheat."
They always, always win."
"Stupid things have good outcomes all the time."
"I can't pretend either."
"I'd for sure put his skull in the ground, but I am not like a jealous guy, so I don't care."
"This is your captain speaking."
"You love being seen with me, but you don't love me."
"When people get close to me, i feel trapped. I bail and I blame them for it."
Definitely, the weirdest summer of my life. But its not the end, its the beginning."
"I can't let you take the blame for something I did. You have too much to lose."
"I was on the math team."
"Love is five minutes of pleasure for a lifetime of pain."
"You aren't gonna just walk away like nothing happened?"
"You're so careful."
"Wars have been started for less."
"I'm stuck. You are gonna rip me."
"I'll be so safe."
"I'll pay you back."
"Your secret is safe with me."
"I look like I got kicked out of a barbershop quartet."
"You guys, not everything is a kingpin movie."
"We have one earth. We should give it 100 percent bare minimum."
The thing about hell is there is always another one below."
"Hey, do you remember when you kissed me?"
"Mold is good for you. It's a natural organism."
"This is war. They hit us. We hit them."
"What if I am not okay?"
"Why are you so weird?"
“Look, love just walked in, okay.”
"I already am who I am."
"Be safe."
"Back in the friend zone."
the WiFi’s not working. I can’t post anything.”
"I got a jet going straight to my butt right now."
"Dude, did you just yeet over that chain?"
"You look like I have never seen a boy in underwear before."
"I have a brother. Get your head out of the gutter."
"It might be storming now, but it can't rain forever."
Life is all fun and nothing not."
"Pentagon- we have safety clearance."
"I can't give up the hunt man."
"Oh my god, have you seen this shirt? Its 190 dollars."
"Stop barking at the snakes."
"And to quote the hobbit , 'down down to goblin town, you go, my lad."
Keep running you mouth and I'll come knock our J crew looking ass out."
"Its a little toosie roll."
"Buck? Whats a buck?"
"yeah, you have a death compass."
You listen to me alright. I'm coming for you."
Biggest pet peeves? Easy, giving one percent to the environment."
"Imagine if you get really old and your nipples and your boobs get really saggy and you have their eyes there and you can see if your shoe is untied."
"You powerpuff girls have a lot of fun."
"Not all of us can afford the unlimited plan."
"One last mission and I am out of this dirty dirty game."
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Kiara Carrera Quotes
inspired by @multistoty @kierras @sulsurfer
“Hey, do you remember when you kissed me?”
“I’m sorry, are you calling me b team?”
“I’ll babysit.”
“People who use plastic should be shot.”
“Why are you always doing such stupid shit?”
“Do you have your gun?”
“It’s not an escape room.”
“Are we going to do like rock paper scissors or alphebetically?”
“You don’t have to be scared. I’ll do it.”
“Can’t you guys do anything without me?”
“I’m officially a member of nothing to lose club.”
“You don’t need to spitball. We could sit in silence.”
“I don’t want you guys to think that I was wrong to help them. I did what I thought was right.”
“I have a free period.”
“I got to tell my mom.”
“Do you have any idea how wonderful your son is?”
“Have you thought about it?”
“Don’t do anything dangerous.”
“Be safe.”
“Oh your still asking.”
“Oh, your still curious.”
“Aren’t you guys glad that I made you come?”
“Please tell me that you did not bring a gun here.”
“Well, i would rather drown than stay here with you.”
“Maybe not compare my feelings to secretions?”
“Just act freaking normal.”
“I love the rooster.”
“Did you just proactively protect the envirnoment?”
“Why did we let him drive again?”
“I swear to god that I am going to throw that thing in the ocean.”
“Great. Go read about it.”
“You don’t have to act like you don’t see us,bitch.”
Douche.”
“What did she do to you exactly?”
“Coincidence? Probably not.”
“He’s got the survival instincts of a cockroach.”
“We have one earth. we should give it 100 percent, bare minimum.”
“Didn’t you ever play baseball?”
“I look like a bourgeoisie pig.”
“It’s a little tootsie roll.”
“Wow, you are surprisingly good for something.”
“You should,because your a murderer.”
“You guys, not everything is a kingpin movie.”
“Like, I love you, dude.”
“Don’t ever say that I don’t care about you.”
“Biggest pet peeve? Easy. Giving 1% to the envirnoment.”
“You can see her in the window. Raah!”
“Here come lord capital and the explorers.”
“Of course the system works, because it was made to protect you and people like you.”
“I’m never visiting.”
“Shockingly not mine.”
“torture is a war crime.”
“It’s not funny. He shouldn’t be driving.”
“She’s kind of a drunker.”
“What is wrong with you, murderer?”
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it's not often that john b makes the tough decision to split from the scooby gang to go brood on his own , especially when they're like otters constantly holding hands to avoid getting whisked away from one another . usually , he finds comfort on the warmth of kiara's almost motherly embrace or pope's wise words —— never jj though , because god knows the guy avoids any conversation that might have the slightest possibility of ending in tears like it's his very own kryptonite . right now, however, he isn't in the particular mood to be a buzzkill . his friends had been talking non-stop about this kegger , maybe for the entirety of last week , and now that it was finally happening for them , killing the upbeat vibes because he was feeling a tad bit melancholic after downing two cups of lukewarm beer wasn't really in his plans .
so , he simply dips when nobody's looking his way . it's not like he leaves the boneyard , he's not that radical ( plus , he knows the pogues are counting on the twinkie as their uber back home ) and john b's sure he's gonna get over it in the next thirty minutes or so , but he needs a cigarette and some time to reflect without the loud r&b music clouding his thoughts . the adventurer takes a seat on the nearest log he can find , a dune tall enough to give him a good panorama of the whole party as he pulls out a menthol cig he's stole from his best friend —— who's also probably stole it from frank's store . it's no crime to steal from a thief , right ? he's on his second long drag when he hears someone getting closer , sand sinking under difficult steps . he's still looking down at his dirty white converse , smoke coming out from both of his nostrils . then , a half-assed joke . “ i swear i'm usually the life of the party . “
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