How can you expect me to do my 9-5 when I've got a lot on my mind and well... in it
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Astarion is living his best life, finally free!
The paladin broke his oath.
This ain't about him.
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when you had ONE job to do and still failed
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Hey.
Wanna hear how Baldur's Gate 3 companions are the opposite of their class archetypes?
Astarion
Karlach
Shadowheart
Lae'zel
Gale
Wyll
Minsc
Minthara
Jaheira
And then there's Halsin. Halsin is the platonic ideal of a Druid.
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party talk #1 | mud mephit encounter
“now that wasn’t so bad, was it, darlings?”
-guy who hid/had invisibility every turn
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"Healing? How Novel"
I did this over and over to get this to trigger again ha
there is another one about blood that has me 👀
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Astarion before falling in love with my goody two shoes paladin: "Oh this is great! This guy over here just keeps casting Compelled Duel on everyone so I never have to fight any of the really dangerous enemies. It's going to be so easy to manipulate him into protecting me lol."
Astarion after falling in love with my goody two shoes paladin: "STOP CASTING COMPELLED DUEL YOU IDIOT YOU'RE AT 12 HP!!!! I SWEAR TO GODS IF YOU DON'T USE CURE WOUNDS AS YOUR NEXT BONUS ACTION I'M GOING OVER THERE AND HEALING YOU MYSELF!!!!!
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Ten? TEN?! Larian, please. You can't let everyone and their mom go on about how beefy and strong Halsin is when he's got a measly 10 in strength. I understand if the men are impressed, but every single one of the ladies are stronger than him!
Over at Patreon and society6 we appreciate the strong women though. Respectfully.
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