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#pdox is nothing if not Extremely dedicated to his plans even if that means 🤢being polite to🤢🤢 famed food critic jack assless 🤢🤢🤢
cyberdragoninfinity · 13 days
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Late but jack being some kind of food critic for pizza Au is great, tho we all know paradox finally gets to expand his ban list the instant he orders
LMAO food critic jack honestly presents a very aggravating dilemma for Paradox, the "wow i cannot fucking stand this man i want him out of my restaurant NOW" trigger finger impulse versus the "i need to treat this man like royalty so he will write a good review and my food will become rightfully held in high regard on a grand scale" steadfast dedication to his career goals problem. He's serving Jack personally the best pizza he could possibly make with the most gritted teeth smile possible. This is just a stepping stone on the path to a Michelin star (NO IT ISNT??!?! YOU ARE A PIZZA PLACE.) They dont have to like it but they WILL behave if it gets IPC a little newpaper food review clipping to put on the wall.
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