#peanut bong

[katy-hooper]

oh i never posted this semi-centennial art bc it was for the pi day calendar but i figure it’s been long enough that it’s probably fine 

#blaseball #ilb semi-centennial #parker macmillan #new megan ito #jaxon buckley #nicholas mora #hewitt best #jessica telephone #peanut bong #collins melon #rat mason #castillo turner #beck whitney #i forget who that last person is supposed to be. goodwin morin? #digital art #it's not pies art but it is like... mostly pies in the foreground. totally unbiased i swear #i was pretty happy with these uniform designs i think they're fun.

[burningcrab]

pulling a bouquet out from my sleeve like a magician 💐 peanut bong i dare you

send me a flower emoji + a character name, and i’ll make up a fic about them that doesn’t exist and include a snippet from that nonexistent fic!

the ignoble nightcore sleeper hit marathon livestream and its attending fallout, starring randy dennis and pbong with guest appearances from logan horseman as they attempt to marathon every nightcore remix with under 10000 views in the youtube search results on live radio

White Woman Jumpscare had been Logan’s idea. They found it unfair that he’d had all the fun of suggesting it and hadn’t yet suffered any consequences.

“Who the hell is this?”

Randy rubbed her eyes and squinted, bleary, at the laptop. “Ingrid Michaelson - Maybe (2009) Nightcore Remix, posted by Appledash2005 a year ago.”

“White Woman Jumpscare?”

“Man, what does it sound like? Spin the wheel.”

They spun the wheel. “Push-ups until the song ends.”

On the other end of the house, Logan settled deeper into the bubble bath. Twin groans and nightcore remixes of questionably un-nightcore-able songs came through the radio. He smiled.

#this is inspired by you talking abt the three of them being housemates #which is the only thing i remember abt pbong at 8:30 am #pspsps tell me more abt them simon #blaseball #peanut bong #randy dennis #flower emoji fic ask game

[boulanger14]

I miss Blaseball. I’m gonna post random excerpts from the Blaseball wiki once a day until it comes back. They’re just too good to not shout into the void at people.

Here’s Peanut Bong:

#blaseball #peanut bong

[shopcat]

the first time i got high i thought i would be the first person to ever overdose from weed cuz i'd like just taken the hit felt completely normal for 2 minutes while i coughed then i literally blacked out for a second because it hit all at once i thought i DIED

#🍦 #i was like hm wow i can't really see it's a bit blurry then it was like staticy my hearing went out BLACKOUT but i didn't pass out #which is super funny in retrospect #drugs tw #but i did calm down and i think i just ate peanut butter in the kitchen til my dad came home #also like it was an entire bong hit not just a joint or something also i was 15 #so be fucking nice me

[shestoastyy]

3 strains 1 yummy dab 🤍💚

#perspnal #bong rips #dabsdaily #dabs4days #gmo #sunset octane #peanut butter breath

[exhumedicarus]

one day i will hyperfixate on something that has characters with normal names

#i like can't casually talk about my hyperfixations because characters are named things like PEANUT BONG and GOOGLE

[supersunshine10]

Random rant,

But why have Snoopy fans on Twitter become so obnoxious nowadays when it comes to comes to obvious jokes?

It’s so bizarre but more than once before I saw someone makes a small tweet just like “haha Snoopy’s doing drugs” and tons of quotes will be people jumping at them?

Like the internet makes jokes abt cartoon characters doing non-innocent stuff literally all the time (and the OG tweet is pretty tame tbh) yet now if it’s Snoopy suddenly thousands of quotes jumping at them like “WTF Snoopy would NEVER DO THIS, he likes friendship and love LEAVE HIM ALONE and KYS you DEGENERATE SCUM!!”

Like SHUT UUUP

IT IS A JOKE

So many of the quotes of the OG tweet are so corny and pretentious over nothing and yet they have tons of RTs/likes? Seriously?

#Sorry have to get this off my chest #like once before I saw the same thing happen to a tweet #that literally was just someone putting a bong next to a Snoopy plush? #Yet thousands are just jumping on them calling them crackheads and degenerates??? #??? #like shut up??? #This is literally the equivalent to going on a huge rant on someone about corruption and society #just bc they saw a meme of gangsta SpongeBob doing crack or something #and “he wouldn’t do this!! #if someone said this in the real world just bc of a joke abt a cartoon dog they’d get stuffed in a locker #not over 10k support?? #like shut the fuck up #snoopy #charlie brown #cartoons #rant #peanuts #twitter

[milo-is-rambling]

When the mental illness is mental illness-ing the key is to make a toaster waffle peanutbutter sandwich and play a stupid game or watch a stupid show

#you need weed and protien and water (cause peanut butter make you need water) and you watch soemthing to distract ur brain and you ignore #everything other than waffle sandwich bong and tv and it’s magic it’s healing

[dreamingsnowflake2013]

Ladies and gentlemen, give it to Strong Woman Do Bong Soon and her prince Min Min because some things simply never change, just like Minhyuk's love for his beautiful peanut-sized King Kong.

Look at them, these precious babies! These two are never hitting the seven year itch, they are so whipped for each other and Minhyuk worships the ground Bong Soon walks upon. He might be her prince, but she is his queen.

Meet Ahn Minhyuk, 30+ something chaebol CEO, who is so extra, so whipped and has no chill whatsoever that he hits on his wife of 6 years at a police station in front of detectives and hardened criminals. Get a room! (Which I think they plan to do anyway eventually.)

Meaning nothing has really changed between them in all those years, poor Secretary Oh, though.

#strong woman do bong soon #strong girl nam soon #park bo young #park hyungsik #kdrama

[girlgerard]

lotms2 extras they post their callsheet for each venue green room and it’s 4 bottles of dollar store wine, three pounds of shredded ginger and a single lemon, a joint, a blunt, a bong, sixteen cliff bars but only the peanut butter ones, prune juice (frank :/), 6 fl oz of estrogen gel, and one and a half cartons of oatly brand oat milf

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

my favorite community copypastas to insert into conversation at random:

troy and abed ☺️

off to dreamland 😮

catchin the train 🚂🛤️

to sleepytown 😴💤

and when they wake up 😯

the dean’ll be here 😄

staring at you 👁️👁️

sweet deans 💙🛌💭

SAD😔QUICK🔥CHRISTMAS SONG🎄🎶

SAD😣QUICK‼️CHRISTMAS SNOWMAN❄️⛄️

TRAGIC😖DAY🙄GONE WRONG✋🏻😤

SAD🙁QUICK🏃🏻💨CHRISTMAS SONG🎁🎅🏼

🎶come on I’m dean 👨🏻‍🦲 and my hands are so clean 🧼😄 at this moment I am 😙 stapling🎶

OH bing 🤪 bong 🤸🏻 sing along 😄🎶 your team’s al gore cuz your views are wrong 🫵🏻🤨

well I’m a peanut bar 🥜🎤

and I’m here to say ☝🏻😌

your checks will arrive ✅🤔

on another day 🗣️‼️

#writing these out scratches an itch in my brain that nothing else can even dream to reach #my mind is just an echochamber of communitu quotes and my goal is to make it everyone’s problem #community #nbc community #community nbc #community tv #community quotes

[crowtrobotx]

Crying laughing at how stupid I am. I’m checking the roster for a ballet class coming in tonight and the way our system lists attendees for kids’ classes, it shows the parent(s) names and then you click on that and a drop down opens showing the children. I just clicked on one, and saw “Audrey, Cori, +Peanut.”

I was like. These people. They named their kid Peanut. What the hell. What the fuck. Why. Why would you give your other two daughters normal names and then just do a bong rip before signing the birth certificate on the last one. PEANUT JONES.

And then I realized the + was a medical symbol and it was just indicating the girls have peanut allergies as an FYI.

#CROW HERBO MOMENTS #ROLLED A CRITICAL FAILURE ON THE INTELLIGENCE CHECK MY DUDES

[bluest-planet]

Some fun Mexican HCs for Miguel as a mixed Mexican/Salvi first gen American person (don't take these too seriously I haven't read his comics so sorry):

Being Hidalguense I am claiming him for my state >:) suck it Michocanos, Oaxaqueños, Poblanos, Yucatecos, Morelos, Leonés, Potosinos, y Jaliscienses! (And every other state I missed lol.) ((Also this is a BIG joke of course he can be from any state lol))

Not only does he love empanadas but he also loves Pastes. Basically the same thing but better imo. I feel like he'd like Mole Verde, papa con carne, and tinga the best (totally not projecting)

Ik he's from the future and raised by his Irish parent (?) But that man has eaten barbacoa somehow. Idk when Idk how but he has. Bonus points if he's helped in making with friends or smth but I doubt it.

Has tried pulque and does not like it. Loser for this.

Has fished mojara in a shallow lake with his bare feet and claws I bet. Enrichment. I feel like he'd totally know how to skin and gut em to cook but he's also... From a cozy looking futuristic world so maybe he's too modern to get his hands dirty lol.

Tried tenango embroidery at some point as a hobby. Did not work out.

Big fan of drinking atole in the mornings instead of coffee.

Has the weird ability to tell when it's gonna rain. Cause it's always raining in Pachuca lol.

Maybe he visited or stayed in Mex for a hot minute for mission and came back he was friendlier, saying good morning and other pleasantries more often bc the older folks there would constantly say hi to him in buses, streets, shops whatever. (It's actually kinda nice. It fosters camaraderie between strangers in public spaces 100% recommend being friendly to strangers more often.)

Likes fresh juice and agua frescas. Particularly fresh OJ and agua de jamaica.

On that note he also likes fresas con crema. He makes a good bowl and doesn't share with the kids (all of whom try to steal a bite cause it's simple but good)

Starting to realize this is all about food.

Uh

MOST DEFINITELY HAS A PAIR OF NICE HUARACHES and a good leather belt. Necessities.

Do you think he'd have that stereotypical Mexican dad sombrero/cowboy hat? I think it would be so funny if he did but probably not lol.

Doesn't like soccer (yes I'm American ik I'm being a traitor by calling it that) so he gets another loser point for that (not that I like it either tho so like. Same hat.)

One of those customers that somehow knows when the panerias just finished baking a good batch and comes back with bags full of fresh bread for the commissary/as a reward.

My man's just likes carbs okay.

Actually I don't think he'd last very long in the campo.

Spent one night in a rual town and came back covered in bug bites in the worst places (bad experience he also has now.)

One bite was on his eyebrow and got hella swollen and red. Avoided the kids at all costs while it was healing so they wouldn't roast him.

Scolds miles for his spanglish but never offers to correct him so he embarrasses himself. (I'n a teasing way)

Miles picks up on Mexican slang from him like Ashcale doña! Me calle gordo, tragasolas, nada pescadito! and more. He also picks up on saying: "aguas!" As a warning/heads up like Miguel.

They talk shit about others in Spanish in the rare moments they get along.

Miguel always wins at loteria.

Does that thing older relatives do where they sit and talk to each other for hours outside on a sunny humid day breaking and eating countless peanuts and/or walnuts. Then sends the kids with pocket change to buy some homemade popsicles from an old lady down the street that are the best damn popsicles you'll ever eat in your entire life for only 5 pesos. But only when they actually get over their issues and bond.

Certified glass bottle guava bong! Fan. If you know u know.

#atsv #across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel o'hara #miles morales #atsv miles #blue's hcs #blue speaks

[ghoulishgerms]

oswald heacanons because I'm bored and have brainrot:

oswald is not scared of bugs or rats like he just doesn't care. I feel like because he grew up poor he didn't have the best living conditions so he doesn't really mind them. like he'll just pick up a roach by its antenna and chuck it outside while Ed looks on in horror.

he watches evangelion and listens to Nicki Minaj I will not elaborate.

he likes to randomly scare people, like a cat waiting for its owner to come around the corner. like he'll randomly just psych ed out by like pretending he's gonna beat the shit out him.

he used to be a waiter before he worked for Fish and got fired because he kept dropping chicken Alfredo

he can move his knee bone around on his bad leg and does it whenever ed touches it to gross him out

after Ed the dog dies he can't bring himself to get another dog so he gets a cat that is pure evil but he spoils it senseless anyways

has definitely ruined a suit by spilling bong water on it

definitely smokes weed

Ed has found him watching the Golden Girls or some other 80s TV show at like 5 am on multiple occasions

watches jerma

loves white mom things ironically but people think that's his actual sense of humor or that he thinks he's actually slaying when he wears a shirt that says "may contain wine".

really likes animals

eats weird shit, like pregnancy craving level weird (thinking abt the peanut butter and pickle sandwich 💀)

#oswald cobblepot #oswald cobblepot gotham #gotham #heacanons #the penguin

[summerof336bc]

best part of being a blaseball fan has to be going absolutely bonkers over characters with names like blood hamburger, peanut bong, baby triumphant, liquid friend, uncle plasma, peekaboo nameperson, socks maybe, kennedy loser, kennedy meh, pitching machine, doginic burgertoes, & jaylen hotdogfingers

#entries #to all of my non-blb mutuals: yes these are all real players #some of which i have cried over . #blaseball

[callibones]

now that i've posted boob and leash on this godforsaken platform it's like. okay now what. where do i go from here. i'm not gonna escalate further (out of dms) (yet) (buy me a battery first) but like. now im in the era where im pointing at peanut bong in my selfies just to mix it up a little. i feel like i should be wearing a heavy winter coat so we can get some pacing going. if the story of my selfies doesn't cohere what's even the point. we gotta get chekhov's gun in here. morton's fork. ripley's believe it or not. callie's bones

#callie.txt.exe #/SILLY #this either ends with me posting my alt account or one of my followers pinning me to the wall based on pure blase swag