*explodes you with mind*
while we all wait for me to finish cooking with the food so graciously provided to me by vert I thought it only appropriate to give an appetizer
so phil has betta fish type fins (mixed with leafy sea dragon but that's not the focus right now)
well betta fish fins are so big that they are actually exhausting for the fish to use and bettas regularly have to take breaks/naps, and the bigger the fins the more they have to rest
with phil having quite large betta type fins he gets exhausted extremely fast, and this is actually the reason he takes so many naps during the day
sooo imagine a time where forever is taking him out to explore the ocean and not really realizing how taxing it is on phil since his phils are relatively sleek and dont cause him problems. phil doesn't want to say anything because forever is so excited to show him the ocean so he just grits his teeth and bares with it
until he can't anymore and he's just so exhausted he kinda just stops and starts floating down to the sea floor. when forever turns around expecting to see philza there he is shocked to find phil in the sand passed out
he's super worried until he picks phil up and he sleepily blinks at forever and smiles asking if they could take a little break. forever of course scolds him for not asking earlier but is silenced when phil leans up and kisses him to shut him up, "you were so excited, I couldn't bring myself to ask"
forever carries them to some cover so they can rest
they wake up the next morning wrapped in eachothers arms
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💥💥💥💥💥EXPLODING💥💥💥💥💥
IVE BEEN RDUCED TO ASHES!!! THERES NOTHING LEFT OF ME!!! IM SOOT AND DEBRIS IM GOING OT EAT YOUR WRITING RIGHT NOW ANON!!!!
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hey, hope today’s treating you well! could i get some positivity for season 2 origins smp phil? been feeling kinda trapped lately by responsibilities and my environment… it’s also been hard to find motivation to get up and moving with how hot it is this summer. it’s really making me miss the valley, the pub, my wings, and my boys, y’know? -🌾🪶
heya phil! sorry it took so long to get to this. i definitely understand the things you're feeling right now, life can be sucky sometimes. but i know that you're doing the best you can, and im super proud of you! the summer heat can be difficult to get by, but make sure you stay really hydrated! itll keep you cool and healthy, and can also help your motivation if it's the heat that's getting to you! and if you're missing your family, you can always try rewatching your source to get a sense of home, if that helps! oh, n if you have a fan of any sort, having the wind blow on you and through your hair can almost feel like flying again! i do that sometimes when im missing my wings. i really hope you feel better phil, you can always talk to us if you're not feeling too good! - mod grian
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MAKING A TEA FARM FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND <3
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this fucking sucks. they couldn't let me have my kid on the island, they couldn't let me have morning crew in purgatory. this is hell this is actual hell i can't even have pac because his team made him kill me. this fucking hurts fuck this gay earth
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king i hate to tell you this but you posted this on your main insted of your secret side vent blog that no one but me and phil have ever been able to find 👍 thuoght i should let yuo know
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Real talk we need to give them a better duo name besides Fitza and that’s a ship name 💀
Suggestions:
Anarchyduo
Both tied to anarchy. Fit came and grew up from an anarchist world. Phil is an anarchist
MCduo
Both coincidentally have ‘Minecraft’ as their last name lol
Wallflowerduo
1) Phil lives on and inside the wall. Fit lives next to it.
2) Whenever there is tasks, they tend to run off together with their kids and do their own thing
3) Whenever things get hectic or loud, Phil, if he can, leaves (Irish goodbyes) or stick to an area where it’s more quiet. Fit usually sticks with him whenever Phil’s at more social chaotic scenes. Which usually are nearby walls
Not exactly the literal meaning of wallflower that is “shy” but *gestures*
Also this is their duo emoji thing: “🪶💚”
I don’t make the rules sorry 💔 (yes I do/j)
yeah 👍 the sillies deserve a duo name that ends with duo but also isn’t a jokey duo like old men yaoi lmao
that’s all I had say thanks
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Phil will be on Rats SMP this Tuesday! I guess this was the exciting thing happening Tuesday that Phil was talking about!
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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by RatsSMP @/POWCreations. It reads “A group of Crows is called a Murder... Welcome our Crow Duo! @/Ph1LzA & @/KaraCorvus to the Attic!
See what kind of ruckus they get into... Tuesday December 13th @ 1:30pm EST | 6:30pm GMT 🪶
Art By: @/IamLevil #RatsSMP”. Attached is artwork of Kara and Phil as crow people.
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