#pirateblr

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

96,538 notes

#tumblr dashboard meme #fake tumblr dash #fake tumblr dashboard #pirates #matelotage #pirateblr

[hiya-itsamber]

hey! as someone trying to write a pirate fic, does anyone have any good pirate resources they'd like to share? i'd love to learn more on the topic but i'm finding it difficult to do so through just googleing (is that a word?)

#amber rambles #pirates #pirateblr #fantasyblr #fantasy #sea monster #pirate fic #pirate au

[gnomecity]

Btw has anyone utilized the Tumblr audio thing for piracy yet? Does it have a copyright detection thing if u upload ur own stuff? [just wondering,,, for reasonz,,,]

#dendwritez #piracy #piracy iz awesome #music #audio post #pirateblr

[tomwambsmilk]

Every day I wake up and pray for season 4 to do something that causes the succession fandom to get hit with the same level of drama that pirateblr apparently just went through

[fledermoved]

📽️🎞️🎞️🎞️ 🧸🖍️🪀

Looking for more free movies and shows to snack on?

(YOUTUBE.)

Raggedy Ann & Andy - A Musical Adventure - 35mm Transfer

Puff The Magic Dragon (1978) FULL FEATURE

Puff And The Incredible Mr. Nobody

Puff In The Land Of Living Lies (Full Episode)

The Little Bear Movie

This channel has The Land Before Time content

This channel has some Garfield and Friends content

This is a playlist of Franklin episodes

This is a playlist of The Upside Down Show episodes

Playlist of Little Bear

Playlist of Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

Season one of Rolie Polie Olie

(MY GOOGLE DRIVE. (You shouldn’t need to download anything! But if you do, it’s 100% safe ))

It’s all in a folder here, but the titles listed are as follows:

Balto

Balto II: Wolf Quest

Balto III: Wings of Change

Brother Bear

Coraline

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Garfield - His Nine Lives

Monster House

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie (1998)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July

WolfWalkers

The Year Without a Santa Claus

Clifford’s Really Big Movie

Charlotte’s Web

Good boy!

(MEDIAFIRE. These are files I uploaded!)

The folder link is here. It has:

Fluke (1995)

Frosty Returns

Garfield (2004)

I hope you enjoy! Feel free to reblog, and let me know if you have any issues! I hope to bring more to you soon :o)

📽️🎞️🎞️🎞️ 🧸🖍️🪀

#free movies #free cartoons #ok to reblog #pirateblr #ooc

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

The best thing about teaching kindergarten is that they’re in the best age to just… learn stuff. They will pick up absolutely anything that I try to teach them (eventually) and will usually be very very happy to do so! Kids want to learn and should be given fun stuff to learn about.

Anyways this is a long-winded way to say that I have finally successfully taught my kids The Last Shanty with many more modified shanties to come.

#education #kindergarten #kindergarten teacher #sea shanties #pirateblr

[sassyshoulderangel319]

@pirate tumblr, I am looking for good sea shanties and welcome to all recommendations

#pirateblr #piratecore #sea shanties #recommend please? #thanks in advance #even though this will probably get like 3 notes #max #Parker posts

[doomspaniels]

I got a new stuffed toy out for Tristan, then put the rest of the toy assortment back on the shelf. I apparently did not set the package back securely, because a few minutes later Tris had *all* the toys (and the bag).

Tris carries his toys outside then--usually, these days--back inside and drops them in the kitchen. When the pile by the door is getting low, I collect them from the kitchen and stack them at the door again. Since the toy avalanche, Tris has been moving the entire pile into the kitchen, with all of his new toys carried outside once, then dropped in favor of another new toy.

#yvaine #tristan #cocker spaniel #posed pictures #smile #toy avalanche #toys #many toys #oops #sir Tristan the Goth Punk Puppy Pirate #treasure hoards #dogblr #pirateblr #we got a new watermelon #and chili pepper #and eggplant #but also a banana with crinkly peel #and an ice cream cone with a rope #good tristan toys

[stormbreaker101]

what wizblr / pirateblr account was working on documenting the origins/inspirations for every species in the game? bc im super curious about the Hoppers in khrysalis part 2

#leah speaks :3

[iulia-augusti]

I’m so happy I discovered pirateblr

#this is a thing and my life has meaning #oversharing